Tokyo Soft Rice King.

So, who exactly hired this guy?!

Chapter 86 She is very sensitive to smells

After Teacher Luo left, Anri Hitomi also went into the partition curtain and sat on the bedside chair with a helpless smile on her face.

I never imagined there was such an incredible existence in this world that could leave the class monitor speechless. It just goes to show how high Teacher Luo's level is. Even Kuroba Akira, who considers himself as thick-skinned as a city wall, is ashamed of himself.

"So... I found this in the drawer, just like Ohno-sensei said."

Anri Hitomi took out a square package containing a ring-shaped protrusion 'decorative item'. This was the item that Granny Kobayashi had paid for Kuroba Akira to buy before, a great invention that effectively reduced the human birth rate.

"You actually went and looked it up?"

"Well... so... should we use it?"

"what?!"

Class monitor, you're kidding, right?! Please, you have to say you're kidding!

Otherwise... Kuroba Akira would think that the class president's perception of friendship was extremely distorted, and might even have to reconsider whether to continue associating with the class president.

Fortunately, after seeing Kuroba Akira's shocked expression, Anri Hitomi smiled and said.

"Just kidding, we're just good friends, we could never do that kind of thing."

"Yes, yes! Hahaha..."

Kuroba Akira chuckled dryly three times, still shaken. It seemed the class monitor's perception wasn't distorted to that extent...

"If we really develop into that kind of relationship now, the friendship between us will also change. I don't want to change my relationship with Kuroba-kun for the time being. Anyway, we still have our promise to turn thirty, right?"

"Hmm... So, class monitor, you went to get this thing out to test me?"

"I do want to see if Kuroba-kun has that intention."

"As expected..."

The class monitor's test is never over. If Kuroba Akira shows even the slightest interest in any of the female members of the Literature Club, including her, the class monitor will immediately sever ties with him.

"Also, I've never touched this before, so I'm a little curious."

As she spoke, Anri Hitomi tore open the packaging and took out the latex products inside.

"Oh, so this is the shape. It's rolled up and can be stretched... It's so long! Can it really be worn all the way down?"

"..."

"No wonder Mr. Ohno said it was a balloon. It's because it's so stretchy. It feels like it can hold a lot of water... Ah, I get it. That way, no matter how much water comes out, it can be filled up without worrying about leaking out."

"..."

"But if it's so slippery, won't it slip off when you go in and out? Will it be as tight as stockings? Or is the side that touches the skin not so slippery... Hmm, my guess was right after all. This way you can tell the front from the back. Although it seems like you usually won't get it wrong, it's quite obvious."

"..."

"It's amazing, isn't it? Such a small thing can prevent pregnancy... But I've heard that pills are more effective at preventing pregnancy now, and they don't affect the experience, but some people say that pills have side effects... Kuroba-kun, are you listening?"

"Uh……"

Kuroba Akira felt his mind was in complete chaos and couldn't speak.

What am I looking at right now?

Watch as the top student, the genius, and the most popular girl in the school, the class monitor, plays with a condom and seriously analyzes its structure and function.

What the heck?!

"Class monitor, I'm going to sleep now. If you have nothing else to do, you can go back to class."

Kuroba Akira lay down on her side, with her back to Anri Hitomi, wanting to shut down her brain like this.

Suddenly, Anri Hitomi stood up, grabbed Kuroba Akira's shoulders, and forcibly pressed him back onto the bed, turning him back into a lying position.

"Kuroba-kun, do you know that you have a terrible sense of distance?"

"Shouldn't you be saying that to the class monitor instead?"

At this moment, Kuroba Akira's line of sight was level with the class president's snowballs. From this angle, the entire field of vision was filled with the class president's chest, and he could touch it with just a slight tilt of his head.

Leilei's energy is a bit off today... She should think more about Purple Palace's white-stockinged legs! One must not forget one's roots!

“I don’t treat everyone like this; I only treat my friends this way.”

"Being your friend must be really tough..."

"I'm sorry, Kuroba-kun, you've already been identified as my most important friend, so don't even think about running away, okay?"

"Uh……"

How terrifying... What kind of yandere statement is this?

If I really started dating the class monitor, I'd never be able to say more than three words to another woman in my life... She's definitely the type who'll keep a close eye on her boyfriend's whereabouts.

The thought of living under the extreme henpecked husband is suffocating!

"Although you might think that I suddenly became close to you, as I said before, I have been secretly observing you for a long time. I only tried to get in touch with you after confirming your character. So I actually know you very well."

Hitomi Anri never does anything she's not sure about.

Moreover, she has reliable sources to understand what kind of person Akira Kuroba is.

Zero only realized that after talking to Akira Kuroba, he was more interesting and reliable than he had expected, so he wanted to be friends with him even more.

"I understand, so please let me go. I have a hard time falling asleep like this."

Kuroba Akira just wanted the class monitor to go back to class as soon as possible and stop discussing the correct way to use condoms with him.

But Anri Hitomi suddenly lowered her head and brought her cheek close to Kuroba Akira's collar.

At first glance, it seemed like the class monitor was going to kiss her, but Kuroba Akira already knew that the class monitor wouldn't launch such a surprise attack, and she had no reason to kiss her, so she wasn't flustered at all.

Anri Hitomi's hair brushed against Kuroba Akira's nose, tickling him, and he could smell a fresh floral scent.

This is the scent that can stir the romantic feelings of teenagers, and it can be mistaken for the natural fragrance of a young girl, but it is actually the scent of shampoo.

Anri Hitomi also smelled the scent on Kuroba Akira and immediately frowned.

"...There's a smell of alcohol, Kuroba-kun. Have you been drinking?"

Minors are not allowed to drink alcohol.

"Even if you really drank it, I won't tell anyone, so please tell me the truth."

"To be honest, one of the girls in my host family got drunk last night, and when I picked her up, I smelled of alcohol on her."

After all, it would be strange if he didn't smell of alcohol after being held tightly by Ms. Tashiro for half the night.

However, so much time has passed that the smell on his body has long since dissipated. Kuroba Akira himself smelled it and couldn't detect any alcohol, otherwise his teacher might have become suspicious.

It's amazing that the class monitor could smell it. Of course, it's also possible that people don't notice their own body odor, but others can, just like people with body odor or foot odor can't smell it themselves.

"Oh, I see... You've really had a hard time."

The class monitor didn't ask about the host family, which surprised Kuroba Akira. Kuroba Akira thought she would ask about his family situation, since she cared about her friend and would definitely want to help him solve his family problems.

Perhaps the class monitor himself has complicated family issues, so he doesn't like to ask about other people's family matters.

"It seems to have another flavor..."

"Ok?"

"It smells so nice... Kuroba-kun, did you change your shower gel?"

"No..."

Kuroba Akira was also puzzled; what kind of scent could he possibly have on him?

Based on the people I've met, the most suspicious person is Murasaki no Miyako. She bought new shower gel yesterday, and girls tend to use more shower gel when they shower. Yesterday, Kuroba Akira also smelled a very fragrant scent on Murasaki no Miyako.

But to be honest, yesterday I only massaged Murasaki's legs and feet... Oh, right, I also carried her back to my room while she was sleeping. Is that the smell I picked up from her then?

But so much time has passed... How can you still smell that?

The class monitor is way too sensitive to smells!

Chapter 87 A Good Friend's Lap Pillow and Heart-to-Heart Talk

Kuroba Akira inexplicably felt like his wife suspected him of cheating... He felt very guilty, even though there was really nothing he needed to feel guilty about.

But perhaps because the class monitor's expression was very serious at this moment, it gave Kuroba Akira an invisible psychological pressure, so the lie just slipped out.

"Oh, I remember now, I did use a new shower gel yesterday. Maybe I used the wrong one."

"Hmm... then let's just say that's how it is."

Anri Hitomi released Kuroba Akira's shoulder, and Kuroba Akira breathed a sigh of relief. Now the class president should be able to go back, right?

The class monitor still showed no sign of leaving. Instead, he sat on the bed, pushed Kuroba Akira's shoulder aside with his buttocks, and almost pushed him off the bed.

Kuroba Akira got up helplessly, turned around and looked at the class monitor sitting on the edge of the bed and complained.

"Squad leader, can't you just let me get some sleep...?"

"I'm preparing a pillow so you can get a good night's sleep, isn't that what I'm doing?"

"Prepare a pillow?"

The class monitor smiled, took off her indoor shoes, tucked her legs in, and got onto the bed, changing to a kneeling position. Then she lifted her skirt, revealing her fair thighs to the point of not being too revealing, and finally patted the front of her thighs as she spoke.

"Yes, please rest your head here."

"..."

It's a lap pillow!

Beautiful girl’s knee pillow!

Moreover, it's a fundamentalist knee pillow that you can place directly on your lap without any fabric in between!

However, Kuroba Akira did not immediately fall for the trap, but instead asked with a suspicious look.

"What price do you have to pay for this service?"

Does the class monitor need something from me again?

What trouble is it this time?