Rick and Morty: My Grandfather is Rick?

"Our brains are such selfish things."

"right?"

Grandpa's wicked words made Morty's mind increasingly fearful. It was clearly retaliation for the earlier comments about being dragged into the sea, causing Morty to roll his eyes repeatedly.

Damn it!

Why be so petty!

Everyone has awkward moments, right?

"Since he's a robot, let's just forget about it. Shouldn't we find a place to have a proper talk about what happened over the past two weeks?"

Morty, trying to steer the conversation back to the time his grandfather had an emotional breakdown, immediately encountered a problem.

Because Grandpa didn't want to talk about it at all!

You could even say that he felt there was nothing worth talking about in this matter.

After we finished talking, we hugged each other and cried.

"Go away. Since I'm back alive, it means the problem isn't too serious. Instead of worrying about me, why don't you work with me to figure out who the real culprit is?"

"This is not some small self-help trauma support group."

"You're not just a fourteen-year-old who's already been seduced by multiple older women and is a lost teenager desperately needing guidance from an adult male."

"I'm not some old codger with one foot in the grave, harboring a revenge plan but unable to uncover the truth, and on my deathbed unable to swallow my anger."

"No matter the cost, we will find the hunter who is the real culprit!"

"Do you understand?"

Listening to his grandfather's inspiring words, Morty's attention was entirely focused on the magnitude of the sacrifice...

Because last time we talked about sacrifice.

It was when Grandpa was about to stuff the magical seed of the magical fruit into his ass.

Luckily, Old Ke arrived in time, otherwise he would have been in serious trouble.

So now...

"I haven't been idle these past two weeks either. I've come up with a new plan. Since the initial direction of the investigation was wrong, we have to return to the P850 universe and search among the vast stars for any clues I might have missed back then."

"Forehead..."

“That’s right. Considering you just pushed me into the sea, from today onwards, your job is to find any possible clues in that universe!”

"Why don't you just tell me to scavenge through all the rubble and debris in that ridiculous universe?"

Morty, who had just realized he had been tricked, was now beginning to suspect that his grandfather had already guessed that he might turn the negotiation into something else, so he deliberately took that hit.

In order to make myself able to take on this tedious and boring job.

But you've gone through all this trouble, is it worth it for such a small thing?

wrong!

He clearly wanted to use this slip-up to make it harder for him to press the man for details about what had happened over the past two weeks during the rest of the conversation.

By deliberately taking a hit, you can save yourself two things.

After mentally applauding himself, Morty didn't hold back and started criticizing. He was not the same person he was two weeks ago, after experiencing a series of events during that time.

He has been pushed to another point.

Especially the matter of Sangmei, which is tantamount to admitting that he and anyone else are not family and have no sense of belonging.

You old rascal, every time you betray me, you never give me a taste of sweetness. In the end, I have to comfort myself...

I just laugh it off every day.

Where in the world can you find something so perfect?

If you want me to do some work, sure!

Let's start with a little something sweet!

"Rick, I think you're going back to your old ways. Can you be less manipulative and more sincere?"

"What?"

"Did you deliberately take that hit just now to pave the way for what's to come, so I'd have to do the dirty and hard work again, and then be too embarrassed to yell at you?"

"Is that what you think?"

"nonsense!"

"Yes, that's right, I'm taking advantage of your feelings of guilt."

"You son of a bitch!"

Chapter 281 Hehehe

What's even more infuriating than Grandpa's refusal to admit it is that you actually guessed right, which means I was indeed trying to trick you into publicly admitting it.

"Damn it, I'll get my hands on you sooner or later!"

"I'm waiting, I'm waiting, waiting...waiting...how long do I have to wait? Fifty seconds have already passed."

After issuing a challenge that was neither satisfying nor particularly inspiring, Morty and his grandfather took one last look at the chaotic battle of the anthropomorphized One Piece world in the distance, then opened a portal and prepared to leave.

Coincidentally, at that very moment, a figure that appeared to have been blasted away flew in from a distance and passed directly through the portal...

"Fuck! What the hell?!"

"Jesus! At such a great distance and in such a chaotic situation, he managed to hit the portal precisely. Was he doing this on purpose?!"

Seeing someone who shouldn't have gone through the portal actually do so, Morty and Grandpa exchanged a glance and rushed in together, intending to grab the guy and kick him back into this world.

This isn't some kind of portal to time travel!

Morty, the first to pass through the portal, discovered that it led directly to his home in the C590 universe!

Upon arriving, I saw that the garage door leading to the living room had been kicked open, and a pretentious, clattering sound was coming from inside...

Morty: "No one's actually going to talk, and even make those 'hehehe' noises, right..."

Grandpa: "Can you focus on the important things?"

The two ran to the restaurant together, where they saw a thin woman with black loafers, floral tight-fitting capri pants, a pink feather coat, a blonde buzz cut, and a pair of flashy purple glasses, who was choking Jireh by the neck.

"Hehehe! This place looks very different. It seems my..."

"Let go! Or I'll call the police!"

"Hehehe! What's calling the police? Hehehe! Hehehe!"

Morty, who had originally intended to slow down and let Jerry get hurt, or even just die, heard that bastard's words contain countless "heh heh heh" sounds, so many of them that the excessive "heh" made his fists hard.

Jerry is certainly annoying.

Can't you talk normally for once?

What normal person keeps babbling on and on?

Hehehe?

Wait a minute, when I've beaten the shit out of you, I'll let you scream your lungs out! I'll make you scream nonstop while you're lying in a hospital bed, only able to eat through a tube!

Unable to tolerate this guy any longer, Morty took a step forward, but his grandfather immediately grabbed him by the neck and forcefully pulled him back.

Even so, Morty's clothes were still cut into strips of cloth by the almost transparent thin thread!

"Holy crap! My clothes! Holy crap! My top-of-the-line elephant-face middle-part hairstyle!!!"

The front of the shirt and trousers were cut off simultaneously.

Especially around the underwear area, if it weren't for the sufficiently large gaps between the seams, it wouldn't just be little Morty who had a new hairstyle.

Instead, it directly lost a vital body component.

What's even more infuriating is that it was given a buzz cut!

What the hell is that buzz cut?!

I've been grooming this handsome middle-part hairstyle for countless years, and it's finally turned out to be a top-tier elephant face that's renowned in the industry!

That handsome face with its middle parting has made countless mature women drool and wish they could kiss it.

The result? Now that middle parting is gone!

From a certain perspective, Morty, who had reached a point of no return with his opponent, took out the Azure Dragon Blade, entered his soul form mode, and prepared to engage in a fierce battle.

"Alright, this isn't so easy to resolve. Let's ask her what she wants first."

Grandpa gestured for Morty to calm down and not move, and then he saw the woman ruthlessly cut Jerry into three pieces vertically!

Morty: "???"

Grandpa: "???"

Grandpa, whose prediction had a probability of being wrong by only 0.001%, couldn't believe what he was seeing after he finished saying what he thought was a way of easing the tension. He felt as if he had been slapped in the face several times.

It's not that Jerry died, but he finds it hard to accept.

The real question is, how dare this guy do that?

You dare to kill someone in front of me? You must be really tired of living!

Was the voice I spoke from inside the garage too soft and not loud enough, or is there something wrong with your ears that you can't hear me at all?

Or rather... are you fucking disrespecting me?

If I put on a nicer attitude, you dare to take advantage of me?

Without saying a word, but with just one action, she angered both Morty and Grandpa. That blonde girl with a buzz cut in the house is quite something.

"You go first, me first?"

"Let's go together"

"it is good"

After a brief exchange of opinions, Morty and Grandpa decided to work together to send this rather clueless guy to his doom.