Rick and Morty: My Grandfather is Rick?

If the cause of this were known to the world.

Morty really doesn't know how the people who write this story into history books, and how future generations who study this history will view this bathing incident!

Others were taking a bath, and they ended up squatting down with their heads in their hands.

Taking a bath yourself will lead to global unity.

This is fucking...

The fact that this thing had no logical connection whatsoever, yet had been accomplished by sheer coincidence, left Morty feeling at a loss for words, unsure of where to even begin to criticize it.

"sleep!!!"

Tzeentch's irritable voice forced Morty to lie down on the bed, and then he heard the other say, "Don't you dare pretend to be asleep! I'm right in your head! Pretending to be asleep won't work!"

"Fine, fine, I really don't know how you'll ever get married if you're so irritable..." Morty replied impatiently, then closed his eyes and forced himself into a dream.

Someone was fast asleep, but the word "marriage" was not a pleasant sound for Jianqi. Sitting on a sofa with a glass of juice in her right hand, she suddenly trembled and spilled the juice all over the floor.

A hint of annoyance and shyness appeared on her face.

Getting married...

I got married...

How am I supposed to get married?!

You idiot!

You haven't slept in ages, you've completely lost your mind!

The last time we were in the Marvel universe, you wouldn't let me touch any man's body, and now you're telling me to get married?

I think you've really lost your mind!

Having never thought about getting married or having any sexual concerns, Genie decided to give Morty a hard time: "You dare messed with C137 and now you're messing with me!"

Tzeentch, who was already in a dream, sneered and began to weave an extremely bizarre dream for Morty.

A few minutes later...

Morty, who dreamt of a bunch of cute girls, immediately broke out in a cold sweat and screamed as he woke up from his dream, only to find several cute girls sitting next to his bed.

His face stiffened, and after shouting, he woke up from his dream once again.

I saw several cute girls by the bed again...

Morty wakes up again...

Morty wakes up again...

And again and again and again...

Chapter 324 Double Insurance

"Morty, why do you look so downcast?"

"Yeah, you look like you didn't sleep well last night..."

Familiar words, familiar people, familiar places, familiar faces—I plunged headfirst into my breakfast, only this time...

Sangmei, who used to criticize him for his acne, has now become a gentle older sister.

But Beth and Jerry show signs of becoming a couple.

"Rick! Did you take Morty on another adventure last night? I...I'm speechless! He's only been back for less than twelve hours!"

"Exactly! Exactly! How could you take him out again?"

"I don't care about all that, and I don't care what we said last time. From now on, Morty must rest for at least five days!"

"Exactly! Exactly! We need to rest!"

Beth was in charge of firing, and Jerry was in charge of saying "Yes, yes."

The two of them unleashed a barrage of criticism, leaving Grandpa, who had been busy with other things last night and was now pondering other problems, somewhat at a loss.

I was busy with other things last night and didn't take Morty out for a stroll at all, so why do you two have to come and bother me?

Is there no other troublemaker in this family?

Your son is clearly him!

He dares to use the C137 now!

That's some wild ideas!

“I didn’t take him out, and it’s not a good time to take him out now. The situation outside is a bit chaotic. And... why don’t you just ask him what he did last night?”

Grandpa said a few words, wiped his mouth with a napkin, and went back to the garage.

Morty, who had spent the entire night in a recurring nightmare about a cute girl with a big eagle, forced himself to sit up straight. Although, given his current physical condition, he could go without sleep for several more weeks without any problems.

But the brutal thing Tzeentch did to himself was just too damn torturous!

A dream with ten thousand layers!

Every time you wake up, you're surrounded by a bunch of adorable girls with big dicks, wanting to exchange slaps and saliva.

This is especially true for the straightforward and outspoken Morty...

Very good! Woman! You've caught my attention!

In a fit of rage, Morty had an idea—an idea that Tzeentch would see and start screaming...

【You're trying to disgust me with this, aren't you?】

[All I said last night before I went to sleep, and you're going to torment me all night?]

[Once or twice is one thing, but in that dream with ten thousand layers... today... I'm not only going to get this done, I'm going to etch it into my mind so you can see it every day!]

Tzeentch: "Calm down! Brother! Calm down! XP can break through its own limits! But it absolutely cannot be forced to break through!"

Morty: "Too late!"

Morty got up and went into the garage, assuring his grandfather that he had retrieved the teleportation gun not to cause trouble, but simply to push his XP limit.

Since XP was too widely available, he returned Morty's teleportation gun to him, and thoughtfully included the coordinates of the planet Morty had visited during their last amusement park visit.

"Go ahead and get some exercise; that's better than going out and causing trouble."

Tzeentch: "That's enough, you two!!!"

Unfortunately, Morty won't let Tzeentch out, so Grandpa is destined never to hear her voice.

So she could only watch helplessly as Morty opened the portal and went to that little planet where even the streetlights were an ambiguous pink.

As a high-roller who had visited once before using his grandfather's black card, Morty's signature appearance and impressive wealth immediately caught the eye.

It made many mothers' eyes light up.

"Everyone, all I want today are big-breasted cute girls, anyone who comes, come on over!"

Tzeentch: "Big brother, I'm terrified... I promise I won't do it again... Can we go back?... I don't want to see these things in my memories!!!"

Morty: "Too late~"

Led by a madam, Morty was like someone in a supermarket, his eyes scanning over the faces of each item, the dazzling array of goods constantly displaying their beauty to him.

A few minutes later.

Morty slammed the door shut, his heart pounding. He was different from his grandfather.

(Omitted)

If he hadn't blocked Tzeentch's voice, he would probably be driven crazy by now.

Even though it was blocked, Morty knew she was definitely screaming.

Huh~

Try to mess with me~

I'm the epitome of living a carefree life, you know?

They returned to the C167 universe via the teleportation gun and found that Grandpa was still busy with something in the garage, while the three family members were sitting in front of the TV, watching it intently.

Morty stepped forward to take a look.

I discovered that the content on TV was... Ruicheng TV.

A Rick with a perm is speaking through the camera to everyone watching the show, telling them that several Ricks have died tragically.

The Phoenix Project provided by C137 did not successfully extend the lives of the group.

The Ruicheng Strike Force has begun capturing C137 and will permanently shut down Project Phoenix, a flawed technology.

"What... even the C137 can make mistakes?"

Despite his dislike for C137, Morty considered himself one of the top ten people in the entire universe who trusted C137's technology.

They should be able to have the same confidence in C137's technology as Birdman and C137 Morty, and absolutely no mistakes will occur.

But judging from the news reports right now...

"Therefore, we now recommend to all Ricks the highest achievement from the Rick Research Institute—Project Nirvana!"

"You, watching TV, simply take out your phone and spend 10,000 Ruicheng coins to subscribe to this service. The first five rebirths each month are free, and from the sixth rebirth onwards, each rebirth will cost 1,000 coins! Every five paid rebirths will be free once!"

Morty: "..."

Sangmei: "..."

Beth: "..."

Jerry: "..."

Grandpa: "..."

Grandpa, who had left the garage at some point, appeared briefly in the living room for a few seconds before turning around, going to the kitchen, grabbing a beer, and preparing to return to the garage to continue his work.

Morty, who had been curious about what his grandfather was doing, asked, "What are you doing? You've been busy since yesterday, and you haven't told me anything?"

Grandpa opened the beer bottle with his bare hands, then drank half of it in one gulp before pointing at the TV screen and saying, "What can I do with it? Make another resurrection device!"

"With C137's Phoenix Project and my own resurrection device, I have double insurance!"