Rick and Morty: My Grandfather is Rick?

They summoned Khorne to carry Dark Morty, and Morty and Grandpa entered the base. In no time, they instantly killed the fake robot Rick.

Taking his grandfather's teleportation gun, Morty randomly went to a modern version of the demon world. In a gym, he found the demons he wanted.

Looking at the muscular demons, each with arms thicker than his own, Morty had just chosen about twenty targets and was about to make his move.

A personal trainer with a big belly walked up to Morty, holding several flyers. He said, "Hey, such fair skin, such a thin build, and you're at the gym entrance again. Young man, how about some gym workouts and swimming?"

"I, Magadan, am a private instructor who has been slaughtering people on the plains..."

"Are you sure your physique matches the content of a personal training session?" Although the horned demon in front of him was nearly three meters tall and was a naturally large man.

However, the other person's belly also maintained an astonishing length of 1 meter, making him look like a fat sheep that had gained weight in autumn.

This reminded Morty of the unforgettable winter lamb hot pot.

Otherwise, after this matter is over, I should find some time to have a hot pot dinner. Eating sandwiches every day is really boring.

Getting back to the point, Morty looked at this fat, devilish woman who was still nagging him about "wanting to learn about swimming and fitness." In a hurry, he simply took action.

After all, your appearance is just like going to a so-called weight loss store and seeing a group of chubby girls telling you that their products are incredibly good, right?

"You... Holy crap! They've killed a demon!!! They've killed a demon!!!"

After a meaningless, bloody, and tedious killing spree, as if completing a mission, Morty tossed these middle-class demons—who could come to the gym at 10 a.m. on a weekday—to the other side of the portal one by one.

Grandpa, who was patiently waiting here, frowned slightly when he saw the tight pants, yoga pants, and sports tops on these muscular men.

Where did Morty find these modern-day demons?

Even though Stein wore a suit and tie, you can't just send a devil over wearing tight yoga pants that have a built-in butt-lifting effect, can you?

When the people from Ruicheng come over and see all these yoga pants on the ground, what will they think of us?

Congratulations to us for dismantling the Yoga Pants Demon Organization within the Anti-Ruicheng Group's conspiracy!

The ever-busy Ruicheng TV station will definitely put these colorful yoga pants in the first few seconds of the news to showcase our 'achievements' to the fullest extent!

Damn! Things were handled so carelessly; I guess I really have to do it myself.

However, the next second, Grandpa knew that Morty's meticulousness had not disappointed him, because the other party had somehow acquired another batch of antique armor along with a bunch of cold weapons.

Fifteen minutes later, after a change of clothes.

The Ruicheng Commando Team, along with Ruicheng Councilors, looked at the armored demons scattered all over the ground, the unconscious Dark Woman Morty, and Morty imprisoned in the entire cave.

He sincerely apologized.

Chapter 341 Trading

A conspiracy against Rick, a group of over a thousand Mortys gathered here, a seemingly evil and dead Scarface Rick, and a dark female Morty.

The items that Morty and his grandfather handed over within a few hours allowed the councilors of Ruicheng to reach a deal without saying a word, but through eye contact.

After all, the one who is most difficult to exonerate in this matter is Stein, who was originally your P850's henchman.

But now that the thousands of Mortys that have shocked Ruicheng have been found by Morty and his grandfather, who have killed one and captured another, let's all happily forget what Stein did!

Anyway... the wealthy Ricks in the upper echelons of Ruicheng never trusted any of the research Ricks. Although they were dead, their research results were still stored in Ruicheng's core server.

Previously, there were claims that the scientific researchers were dead, and that a certain technological development was in trouble...

That was only brought up to emphasize the seriousness of the matter.

Ruicheng has completed the three-tiered social stratification of upper, middle and lower classes. As a high-level worker, the scientific researcher Rick is naturally the most guarded target of the upper class.

A group of Ricks whose intelligence is not bound by Ruicheng and who can freely use any Ruicheng resource—who wouldn't be wary of them?

If one batch dies, then just replace it with another batch.

Anyway, Ricks are just as numerous as Morty.

And so a deal was struck with just a few glances. Morty, watching from the sidelines, witnessed it all and gained a new understanding of the cruelty of this world.

Whether in the drama or in the world we live in.

In the episode featuring Dark Moriarty, it's shown that Rick's death only finds justice when people have value.

And when greater value emerges...

So what if he's dead!

In any case, if one or two Ricks and a dozen Mortys don't die every day in this world, then Rick City can set off fireworks to celebrate.

"Alright, we should go back and continue playing our little game with C137."

Once Grandpa saw that the matter was over, he took out the teleportation gun, opened the portal to the Metal Death Star, and went through first. He arrived in a smelly, dimly lit, narrow corridor. Not seeing Morty following him, he poked his head out of the portal and asked, "Hey! What are you standing there for?"

Morty, who had been standing still for several seconds, turned around stiffly upon hearing his grandfather's voice and said, "Is it possible that Dark Morty was never a woman, but was actually a man?"

"What do you mean?"

"When I turned around just now, I thought I saw a Morty looking at me with a meaningful gaze, but when I tried to look for him again, he had vanished."

As Morty spoke, he pointed to the Mortys in the distance who were boarding the spaceship, and he was 50% convinced that the real Dark Morty was hiding among them.

The so-called Dark Woman was probably just a scapegoat.

"Emmmm, whatever! I can't be bothered with it! Every day, all sorts of ambitious people in this world try to step out from behind the scenes and into the limelight. One ruthless conspiracy after another, one bloody massacre after another—at the end of this world lies the struggle for scarce resources."

"Even if one Dark Mordred dies, there's still a chance that another Dark Mordred will be created in this world. We can't control everything and eliminate all possibilities."

"In short, Stein won't be arrested by Ruicheng anytime soon, so our business here is officially over. Let's go, let's get back to our own things."

With his grandfather's words, Morty put the matter out of his mind, because he was right, the universe is a fuck bitch, and in its world, something with an extremely low probability of happening will always happen.

They came specifically to clear Stein's name.

They could indeed turn around and kill that Dark Mo without facing any punishment from Ruicheng, but would doing so really make any sense?

The other party's purpose was also very clear: he wanted to infiltrate Ruicheng and start operating in Ruicheng under a new identity.

From beginning to end, if the other party had truly intended to kill, today's events would definitely not have ended with simply capturing Dark Lady Mo and obtaining a bunch of demon corpses.

Morty doesn't believe that Dark Morty is some kind of noob.

Now that both sides have gotten what they wanted, let's stop here and say goodbye.

If I kill Dark Morty, then besides the certain chance of losing, who can guarantee that an even more evil Morty will rise up in the future?

So let's just forget about it!

It's annoying to be fighting and killing all the time.

After returning to the Metal Death Star with Grandpa, the situation here has obviously become increasingly intense over time.

Who are Rick and his group of people?

Anyone who has ever met Rick knows very well that these old geezers, whether it's C137, Grandpa, or just any ordinary Rick, are the least concerned about rules and order outside of Rick City.

These incredibly capable and idle individuals are now vying for a nine-gold dragon statue for a mere, ethereal Rick from the Rick universe.

This naturally made the place ten thousand times more lively than before.

Ricks with personal grudges, old grievances, or even mutual dislikes are constantly embroiled in new conflicts here.

Energy blasts were flying everywhere, and the profanity was so high it could almost be a museum.

"Fuck" is considered a mild way of speaking here.

Morty even heard an extremely complex combination of profanities, which included more than a dozen human organs and animal groups, pushing the limits of ethics and biology.

Rick even took to the battlefield, riding a dead metal Death Star native, spreading love and peace, demonstrating what it means to ride a horse anytime, anywhere, whenever you want.

Given the chaotic situation, Grandpa had no intention of getting involved. He led Morty around the area where the fighting was taking place and arrived at a doorway.

After knocking on the door, Stein, who was hiding in the metal Death Star and still had to work for his grandfather, cautiously opened the door and saw that it was one of his own people knocking.

"You've finally arrived. I've already summoned Morty's old flames, and they've completely surrounded the Metal Death Star. After you came in, the space was completely locked down. Aside from leaving by spaceship, there's practically no way you can leave using the teleportation gun."

Morty: "What old flame did I have..."

Grandpa: "Have you forgotten what happened on Hermuel?"

Morty: "..."

It would have been better if Grandpa hadn't mentioned Hermuel, but as soon as he did, Motti was reminded of that game where he almost ruined his kidneys, and both of his kidneys started to ache slightly.

That was the longest game of his life, long enough for him to never forget it.

Now the old flames have arrived...

I think I'd better not say hello!

"Go ahead, you're not really of any use here for the time being anyway, go catch up with them!"

Chapter 342 Driving

"It's really not good!"

"Go on, go on. You can't really be of any help here. We're just asking you to find a place to relax, and you're not happy about it?"

Despite being deeply concerned about his grandfather's grand scheme, Morty was actually terrified of being scammed and developed a psychological trauma from it. In the end, his grandfather forcibly pushed him outside the door.

Faced with this situation, Morty's first thought was of his grandfather, who was definitely planning to do something behind his back, something that was not convenient for him to see.

That's why you need to push yourself outside.

He even invited his 'old lovers'.

But! I am no longer the same person I was back then. Do you think I would still be as obsessed with beauty as I was back then?

Wrong! Right now, all I care about is my career!

"Hi~ Morty~"

"Hey? Isn't this my adorable Ice Queen? I haven't seen you in a while, you've gotten even prettier!"

"Hehe, you're as good with words as ever!"

The frost goddess appeared out of nowhere. Her light blue robe and the chilling aura she exuded caused Morty to look away for a few seconds before losing all her allure.

"Ahem! Well, I have something important to do right now, maybe...we should find a cleaner place first."

"Hey! I've already found someone, just waiting for you to come~"