Rick and Morty: My Grandfather is Rick?

Once outside the campus, Morty stood by the 'parking lot,' the place where the faculty, staff, and wealthy young people of the college parked their horses and carriages.

They started planning for the next steps.

As it stands, escaping the bullying of the minotaurs is merely the first hurdle in this 'game.' Given Grandpa's style, the challenges that follow will undoubtedly be numerous and terrifying.

But he absolutely did not expect to defeat one enemy after another through head-on confrontation.

If you just want henchmen, why bother putting so much effort into yourself?

So, on my grandfather's side, when faced with a problem, the first thing he emphasizes is strategy. The core idea of ​​this strategy is to achieve the goal of the task.

We need to analyze the target and figure out a response strategy.

Now that he's starting from scratch, he'll inevitably need to improve his strength. But for Morty, classes like magicians can almost be ruled out, since the Lord of Mind is already very strong.

Why bother creating a magic-based class?

Therefore, all I can do now is to work hard to hone my close-combat skills.

Or rather, to recover memories related to this.

Thinking of this, Morty looked towards the forest in the distance. He knew he couldn't go back to school for the time being, so he might as well take a stroll in the forest.

Perhaps a sword god is waiting for me inside?

But after only a few steps, a charming catgirl, with elegant cat steps, came up to Morty. The paw pads of her front paws touched Morty's arm, making his heart skip a beat.

"Hey handsome, wanna have some fun?"

"..."

Are you serious, Grandpa? Why did this happen to me in this 'game'? How little do you trust me?

Faced with the temptation of this exotic atmosphere, Morty firmly and resolutely refused.

impossible!

I, Morty Smith, am not the kind of man who can't move when he sees a beautiful woman.

Absolutely impossible!

"It's only ten yuan! Don't you want to experience the flexibility of a cat?"

"Ten bucks... Let's go! There's a pose I haven't tried yet!"

Half a minute later, Morty, handcuffed by the school's disciplinary committee, suddenly felt dizzy and was back inside the school...

"Why is everyone I encounter in this world a test..."

"fuck~"

Having completely let go of distractions, Morty broke through more than a hundred levels in a row. After going through a series of levels where he had to find masters to learn skills and avoid various high-risk challenges, he finally arrived at his first boss.

At that moment, the small part on the helmet, after shifting, finally transmitted an error code to the CPU, which received the error code during the rapid calculation.

Then a large amount of erroneous data began to dominate the entire program and directly affected the neural sensing device connected to Morty's brain!

Just as Morty was about to take action and test the results of his first phase, the world before him went completely black.

???

Morty, whose blood pressure had soared to its highest level, was like a game addict who had stayed up all night playing a game and was about to meet the BOSS, but then suddenly lost power or internet access and went into a rage.

What the hell?!

I finally built up all that fighting power, and it's just gone like that?!

Morty, feeling that his grandfather wouldn't deliberately train his blood pressure tolerance, took off his helmet. After realizing his grandfather wasn't in the garage, his first thought was Jerry!

In this family now, besides him, who else could inexplicably cause trouble?

fuck!

Morty stormed out of the garage and saw Jerry sitting in the living room watching TV. He angrily questioned him, asking if he had just gone to the garage.

Upon receiving a hesitant answer from the other party, who dared not conceal the truth, Morty raised his hand, ready to beat them up.

But when he saw the fear and terror in Jerry's eyes, he lowered his raised hand, sighed heavily, and sat down on the sofa next to Jerry.

"Let's...talk...why are you always like this?"

"I... Morty, I was wrong, I shouldn't have..."

"This is not the answer I want to hear. I want to know why you always can't help but go into places you shouldn't be. You know you often turn a good thing into a bad thing. You know you are this kind of person, so why do you keep doing this over and over again? Haven't you ever realized that... if you don't do too much, you can live a peaceful and easy life?"

After saying this, Morty looked at Jerry with a puzzled expression. He thought that Jerry's current life was almost a perfect start for anyone without great ambitions.

My father-in-law is a tough and resilient man, someone who would be considered quite respected even in the multiverse.

Needless to say, his son and daughter are still minors, but one of them already has the strength to rule a planet that isn't particularly powerful.

The other one just lacks a little opportunity, a little something to enhance her strength, which would allow her to reach a higher level.

As for his wife... any Beth will always have a certain amount of influence in front of any Rick. This complex father-daughter relationship determines that Beth is one of the most formidable beings in the universe.

So if you, Jerry, have any intellectual problems, you should know that in a family like this, if you're willing to leave home, find a job, and work diligently...

Then the dignity you desire will soon be back in your hands.

Instead of losing their jobs and relying entirely on others for support, they still have to constantly compete with their grandfather for the so-called position of head of the family.

Since when did the head of the household stop considering economic income?

So, Jerry, if Grandpa passes away and you finally get the position of head of the family that you've always dreamed of, what are you going to do?

Go find a job? I remember when your boss told you to get lost, you didn't even dare to contact the union, right?

Or should you just stay home and lie around like a corpse? Let your wife support you? And you have to argue with her and her father every day?

Faced with Morty's question, Jerry blushed, but stubbornly insisted, "I'm a father, I'm a member of this family, and I don't want to be excluded..."

"Then go find a damn job!!! Make some money!!! Live like a real man!!! Instead of spending your days at home tinkering with those stupid inventions that you could fix by just reading the manual, thinking you can make them better than Grandpa's inventions by randomly connecting a few red and blue wires!!!"

Morty roared, interrupting Jerry. He got up angrily and headed toward the garage, but halfway there, he stopped and turned to look at Jerry, whose face was filled with terror.

"Come on! I'll help you find a job!"

Chapter 346 Fainted

When Morty said he'd take Jerry to find a job, he wasn't joking.

It's the kind of trip you can just take whenever you want!

The reason Morty's attitude changed so drastically was not because he suddenly went blind and saw the human qualities in Jerry.

Rather, it was my grandfather who really liked to plan ahead.

As for Jerry, all Ricks dislike him, but most Ricks would choose to send him to Jerry Daycare and never come back to pick him up.

The previous incident resulted in Jerry being sent to the Jerry Daycare Center by himself and his grandfather.

After C137 brought Jerry back because of C137 Morty's situation, the guy wasn't sent back by Grandpa, as if Grandpa had completely accepted his existence.

So, a multiple-choice question was already placed in front of Morty.

Jerry might be of great use, so I certainly can't kill him, but I also can't let him stay at home all day and cause me trouble.

So... all that's left for him is work! Jerry!

I'll find you a 996... no! 997 job, where you start working as soon as you wake up in the morning and work until night, seven days a week, every single day, year-round.

You're so tired that you hardly ever go anywhere except the dining table, the workplace, and the bed, yet you can still earn money through your own efforts and become an upright man.

So Morty dragged Jerry to the garage door and forced him to drive to the newly built job market in downtown Denver to find a new job.

Not long after Morty and Jerry left, Sangmei, who was always the last to get up in the family and currently had no problems with her shoulders and no plans to go to school, slowly got out of bed.

After struggling to get out of bed, her empty stomach led her out of the room. Once on the first floor, Sangmei, who could neither hear a sound nor see a single person, was somewhat at a loss, even though she was still groggy.

It's normal for Beth to go to work.

Grandpa and Morty went on a big adventure, which is still normal.

Jerry? Why isn't he home?

Good heavens! Even Jerry, that hermit crab, has a time to leave this place. That's like stabbing a cow in the back...

Incredulous, Sangmei checked both the front door and the backyard, and after confirming that Jerry had indeed gone out, she went to the refrigerator, took out a bag of frozen potato chips, and walked towards the living room while munching on them.

Don't ask why potato chips are frozen in the refrigerator.

Question: It's because I like it!

I turned on the TV with the remote and found that today's programs were all ordinary Earth programs. The melodramatic show that I usually watched, "Nine Dwarfs Killed the Frog Princess for a Prince Charming, Only to Find Out She Was Their Own Mother," was nowhere to be found.

This was something that Sangmi, who was already used to watching the Multiverse Channel, found quite unusual.

She didn't want to watch those hypocritical and boring political propaganda films on TV, where one group of people tried to make another group of people obedient!

fuck!

This TV must be broken!

Sangmei, who had the same thought as Jerry, habitually headed towards the garage, just like him. After all, the only person in the family who could handle this kind of problem was her grandfather.

Of course, Grandpa wasn't there.

"Okay... so what should I do then..."

Like Morty, Sammy, who had hardly made any friends at school, suddenly felt a sense of loneliness, as if she had been abandoned by her family.

Just as she was hesitating whether to take some drugs or scroll through her phone to kill time, she saw the helmet that Morty had thrown on the ground.

helmet?

Sangmei, who usually only watched Morty and her grandfather play with those high-tech gadgets and never had the chance to experience them herself, looked around with some worry.

A full minute passed.

Finally unable to bear it any longer, she picked up the helmet and put it on her head.

The next second, the world in front of her went dark, but light quickly reappeared before her eyes, and she was shocked by everything she saw.

WTF? ? ?

What the hell are these things?