Rick and Morty: My Grandfather is Rick?

Morty, who easily dodged the attack, asked loudly in confusion, "What are you guys doing? I just wanted to have a talk! Can you not get so worked up?"

"We're all adults. If you really intended to kill me from the start, you could have just used a planetary orbital weapon."

"Now that I've discovered you..."

"Die!!! Because you found us! We're doomed!!!"

"Uh..." Morty responded somewhat blankly, then he deduced something else from the other person's words.

If we find you, you're dead...

When does your Galactic Empire raise the next generation, do you use Spartan-style training methods?

Morty's guess was soon confirmed.

Two hundred meters above the previously empty sky, a spaceship, having deactivated its stealth mode, now had numerous cannons mounted on its cabin floor and wings.

The first thing that happened was a burst of precise, flawless fire, using bullets the size of an adult's fist to wipe out all the fly-men in front of Morty.

Then, two fly-like figures dressed in white robes with black trim and hoods, stepped onto a manned hoverboard and slowly landed in front of Morty from the rear hatch of the spaceship.

"Hello, uninvited guest, or rather, an uninvited guest, Morty."

The other person's gentle voice was comforting, but the sight of the grassy field behind them, littered with fragments of corpses, was somewhat horrifying.

Noticing Morty's gaze drifting behind him, the leader of the fly-men said calmly, "Don't worry about those defective products. After all, you know what kind of world this is."

"In ancient times, the most terrifying things were nothing more than floods, fires, and typhoons."

"In this day and age, for some civilizations, destroying a planet is simply a matter of lengthy preparations followed by the act of pressing a button."

"To ascend to the throne of the universe's number one civilization, the price to pay must be greater than that of all other civilizations combined."

"So...can you tell me how you came into this world?"

After a long, rambling introduction, the Fly Man got to the topic that both he and Morty were concerned about: How did you get here?

Morty wasn't in a hurry to answer the question; he also put on an act, beating around the bush with the other person for a while.

"If I tell you, you'll kill me right away, won't you?"

"Correct!"

"If I don't tell you, you'll grab me, torture me using every means possible, eventually force me to reveal the answer you want, and then kill me, right?"

"Yes"

"Is it possible that you neither intend to ask me how I got here, nor do you intend to let me leave?"

"impossible..."

Seeing that the other person was starting to get speechless, Morty glanced at Rick with the foil perm, who had secretly gone to the side not far away.

The Fly Man, who also possessed remarkable reflexes, caught Morty's gaze, glanced at Rick with the tinfoil perm, and said in a disdainful tone, "Want to put up a fight? Maybe you'll lose convincingly in the end?"

"No, no, no, what you probably don't know is that the happiest thing about being Rick and Morty is... you're never fighting alone!"

As soon as Morty finished speaking, seventy or eighty elite Flymen warriors, who had deactivated their invisibility, pounced on Foil-Covered Rick, attempting to capture him alive.

But the other party was just bait.

Morty, who had planned from the beginning to leave the present to the future, had a portal open beside him, from which emerged a future version of himself and a future grandfather.

The two, who weren't fully armed, immediately launched into a tirade against Morty while simultaneously searching him for a teleportation gun and adding new teleportation fluid to it.

"Jesus! You idiot! Why can't you solve your own problems? Why do you have to create a time paradox? You know those braised lion's head meatballs will come back sooner or later, right?"

"Fuck! You idiot! You left everything to your future self to do, do you even know how I escaped?! You pig!! You dumped everything on me! Do you realize you've completely triggered a time paradox?!!"

Morty paid no attention to their shouting.

There's an old saying that's quite good, isn't it?

all will be good.

Let's escape from here first, and then figure out how to solve that time paradox!

Chapter 365 Where did this country bumpkin Rick come from?

There's a famous saying in the world of Remo that circulates only among Morty.

The enemy was stunned when the portal opened.

It means that no matter what enemy, danger, or inexplicable event you encounter, as long as the portal can safely take you to another world.

Then those enemies, dangers, and the incomprehensible can disappear from your life.

That feeling of everything coming to an abrupt end was like the end button being pressed for both the enemy and oneself, and then everyone went home.

The teleportation energy fluid brought by Morty in the future and his future grandfather allowed him to replenish his teleportation gun and successfully return to universe C167.

One second he was confronting the mysterious fly-man, the next he was back in his dilapidated living room, and through the broken glass window he saw Sangmei in his backyard, sawing wood with a chainsaw.

"Uh...did I teleport to the wrong place?"

"I don't think my sister is the carpenter Sang Mei..."

Morty's loud voice, which he barely concealed, made Sangmei, who was busy at work, turn around abruptly and look at him with an indescribable complex expression.

"Damn, the chainsaw is so loud, I can still hear it. This is definitely not your average Sammy. I might have stumbled into a..."

"It was me! You old bastard! The four of you abandoned me and left me here. Do you know how I felt when I woke up and saw myself, you, and Grandpa all over the floor???"

"Forehead..."

Moody was momentarily speechless, unsure how to respond, but what she said proved that she must be his sister who was often abandoned by her family.

Fortunately, when the atmosphere became quite awkward, Grandpa came to the rescue, bringing back Beth, who was supporting Jerry, and a silver-haired little girl who looked a bit like him.

"She looks so much like me..."

"Yes, she is your daughter." Seeing Sammy doing carpentry in the backyard, he was surprised but also gave Morty another big surprise.

Unexpectedly!

You're a dad now!

When Morty first heard this, he thought his grandfather was joking. But after looking closely at the little girl's face and noticing some details in her features, his expression gradually broke down.

What the hell?

daughter???

Are you fucking kidding me?!

Why do I have a daughter?

Where did she come from?

At this moment, Morty felt a chill in his heart. He could even hear the mad laughter of Tzeentch in his mind, pulling him deeper and deeper into a pit.

"Jesus! What's that foil-stamped Rick doing here?"

Grandpa, who has never been a relationship guru or counselor, was wondering what was wrong with Sangmei when he finally saw the only uninvited guest in the house, who was taking out his favorite spirits from the refrigerator and drinking heartily.

Who the hell are you?

You think you can take advantage of me?

They actually came to my territory, ignored my existence, and took my wine to drink.

"Hey! You over there sitting on the sofa acting like a big shot, you're actually just a loser who spent twelve years as a self-funded apprentice at a barbershop in Ruicheng. You drank my wine, and if you don't give me a reasonable explanation, you're not leaving here standing today!"

The grandfather, who had a rather fiery temper, left Rick with his permed hair a bit bewildered as soon as he opened his mouth.

How could Rick not recognize Ray?

Rui Ke is a three-time winner of the Best Golden Voice Singer award on Ruicheng TV!

What a lowlife Rick! He doesn't even know who Rick is. He's obviously a country bumpkin Rick!

They even threatened me, saying I couldn't leave this door alive?

Just as he was thinking about his trip back to Ruicheng, since he was going to get a perm-wearing Rick with Morty as his straight man, he saw that his grandfather was just a "country bumpkin Rick" and got the idea to have Morty come to his side.

So he did something that would only happen in a story about the return of the God of War.

“Here’s one million Ruicheng dollars. Get out of here! You don’t deserve this Morty. Rick, who’s so poor he won’t even share a bottle of wine, this money is a bribe for you!”

Morty: "..."

Sangmei: "..."

Jerry: "..."

Beth: "..."

These four people, who usually don't share joys and sorrows and even frequently betray each other, are able to experience the same feeling of fear and trepidation at the same moment.

This event is worthy of being recorded in the history of Ruicheng.

Because it actually managed to make Jerry's emotions align with the other three!!!

However, the four of them didn't care at all that one day they actually managed to synchronize their emotions.

The only thought on their minds right now was... this damn perm Rick, where did this idiot come from?!

No! Calling him a stupid pig is an insult to pigs!

This guy not only has no brains at all, but he also doesn't care about any news other than his scumbag perm and singing!

Standing before you is none other than the "Number One Seed in Morty's Pokémon Reality Show Season 5," the "Mastermind Behind the Hermuel Incident," the "Man Who Destroyed Braised Lion's Head with a Laugh," and the "Macho Man Who Goes Head-to-Head with C137 Without Being Outmatched."

Grandpa could easily bear such an impressive title, yet you dared to provoke him, especially on the issue of Morty.

No wonder Rick, like Grandpa, looks down on everyone in Rick City.

Because they are all truly brain-dead...

Morty, terrified by Rick's horrifying act of burning himself with tinfoil, paid no attention to his daughter of unknown origin. Instead, he focused intently on his grandfather, fearing that he might explode and kill Rick on the spot.

This doesn't mean that Morty spent some time with the other person and found that the other person was a better fit to be his Rick than his grandfather.

Rather, the other party was actually a very good informant for Ruicheng.

Yes, it's definitely not the eyeliner that girls wear when they do their makeup!