Rick and Morty: My Grandfather is Rick?

Especially those cloyingly sweet candies...

Morty couldn't understand why they could make the sugar content so high!

So his mother didn't say much. Except for days when he was in a hurry to go to work, he would usually go to a Chinese restaurant in the small town and ask the chef to prepare an authentic Sichuan-style fried noodles for him.

Don't ask why I don't eat spicy noodles or old-fashioned Beijing-style fried sauce noodles.

He just loves spicy food, but because of Morty's spiciness tolerance, he can't handle even higher levels of spiciness...

Today is Saturday.

So Morty didn't have to go to school. He walked to the dining table, pulled out a chair, and sat down.

The steaming hot noodles with soybean paste look incredibly appetizing.

I picked up my chopsticks, just about to stir it.

Morty then heard mocking laughter coming from the living room, "Oh! Isn't this our fake American? Why don't you swim back to that country from the Pacific?"

Damn it! Is she really going to ruin my breakfast?

Morty's brows furrowed instantly. He thought of getting up and having a good talk with this foul-mouthed older sister about life.

But I've been under house arrest for a month.

If I make a scene again today, who knows what my own mother might do?

In this family environment, the person you really shouldn't mess with is actually the mother, Beth, not the grandfather, Rick.

After all, sometimes when you scold Grandpa, he knows he's wrong, so he'll pretend to be indifferent and avoid the issue.

But Beth isn't like that.

As the purest descendant of her maternal grandfather in the family, another part of her personality comes from her maternal grandmother.

My grandmother was able to win over a man like my grandfather and still be willing to marry him.

In a sense, she has at least one skill that she absolutely surpasses her grandfather's!

That is the head of the family, or a master of family management.

This is why, after his mother spoke up, Morty was indeed grounded for a month.

So, in order to prevent a loser hiding on the second floor from telling his mother, Morty had no choice but to ignore his sister's mockery.

Morty picked up his chopsticks again, stirred the noodles, and then took a bite.

Grandpa's portal opened across the dining table.

Immediately afterwards, Grandpa came out with... two stunningly beautiful twin girls, each 1.8 meters tall.

Morty, who hadn't even swallowed his noodles, froze, dropping his chopsticks to the ground without even bothering to pick them up.

Because these two women... are the Enke sisters!

That is, Cthulhu...

and many more...

Why did this guy bring them here?

Oh my God!

You brought them both to our lair, and according to Urtard's account of the Mark, Cthulhu will find us in millions of years...

Okay, it's alright now.

Millions of years ago, I would have turned to ashes long ago.

"Why did you bring them here?"

"It's not just the two of them..."

No sooner had Grandpa finished speaking than Morty's femme fatale mother-in-law stepped out of the portal with alluring gait.

The mature woman in her thirties, dressed in a very low-fat outfit, made Little Morty reach out to pay her respects.

Then, little Morty went into hiding.

Because Old Ke is here...

With multiple scratches on his face, he looked quite disheveled, completely lacking the arrogance he usually displayed as the leader of the K-pop group.

Finally, Kerry arrived.

[Holy crap! That old man is a master of deception! The entire Cthulhu adventure was definitely a trap he set!]

[And what's with the whole "Krey" thing, it turned into some kind of giant monster inside someone's belly]

[Bullshit! He's the one behind it all!]

[Damn it! I need to figure out how to shorten my confinement period!]

The sooner I get the teleportation gun, the sooner I can escape from this old geezer!

Next, Morty finally learned what had happened after he left the Cthulhu world.

It turns out that a certain ancient god wanted a change of pace, so he went to talk to Idya, one of Old K's wives, about the origins of life across races in order to bring the two powers back together.

result...

They actually did it!

The children of the Old Gods and the Great Old Ones!

He inherited everything from both his parents from birth!

Old Ke is very unhappy.

Although they don't follow worldly conventions and have had sex with their own sisters, it's still a matter between the old rulers.

Having a baby with an old god? That's a bit too much!

"Did they really have a baby?"

"No, no, no, I mean...did they really give birth to a humanoid creature?"

Upon hearing this, Morty carefully confirmed it several times.

Only then did I accept this somewhat absurd fact.

But then again, even if that child could instantly kill an ancient god the moment he was born, what exactly are you doing here in our world?

The universe is so vast, where can you hide? Isn't that what you're trying to hide from?

"The Galactic Empire asked me to contact your grandfather last time, but I refused. This time, they've brought their entire fleet here, and things have become complicated."

"They're still fighting each other over there!"

"Once those Fly People find a weapon development strategy similar to the Silent Sword or the Reality Device, these Great Old Ones will all be finished."

"As for why we're here, it's naturally because your grandfather owes me a huge favor."

That's all for now.

Morty knew that it was a 100% certain thing that the Klein family would settle in their world.

It was because Grandpa owed Kerry a favor.

Furthermore, because of Grandpa's scheme, the Galactic Empire has already set its sights on Kree.

So if you're not going to lend me a hand, then you're really being Rick-like!

"Alright, alright, here's the key. It's on the right side of our house. Take them there!"

Grandpa, who hadn't said a word, took out the key to the house on the right side of his house, threw it in Kerry's hand, and then started to shoo him away, not wanting to say another word.

As expected, Rick and Rick can't get along for more than five minutes.

However, Kerry and the others were driven away.

But Old K and the Enke sisters, as well as Kasogesa, did not leave.

At that moment, Grandpa patted Morty on the shoulder and said in an extremely heavy tone, "Morty, don't casually agree to marriage with people like that again..."

"Because if you strip away the emotional veneer of marriage, it's all just for the sake of legal union, but this rule only applies to our environment."

"And now, you are about to pay the price for your actions."

Let's choose one to combine.

"I've already negotiated the price for you."

"A double penetration, you can't handle it."

Chapter 033 Absurd

If someone says to themselves.

Young man! You can't handle the double flight deal, so I'll help you negotiate the price down to a single flight.

Even if it were his own brother, or even his own father, Morty would definitely slap him across the face and show off his top-of-the-line kidneys with eight-pack abs.

You little brat, you can look down on me for whatever you want, but you can look down on my kung fu?

But instead, the Enke sisters were chosen.

All Morty wants to say is...

Grandpa really does love me!

This deep affection between grandfather and grandson is completely genuine.

It's all because of Grandpa's love for me!

But similarly, this love is limited...

"Jesus! Morty! Even if you stare your eyes down until they look like a shrewd husky, I still won't bargain for you anymore!"

Morty: "Grandpa~ chop it a little more~"

Grandpa: "Get out of here!!! Hurry up and choose one! You're always making marriage promises to people outside!"

Having said that, there's obviously no point in continuing.

Grandpa even bargained for one person.