Rick and Morty: My Grandfather is Rick?

There's no way you could brake suddenly while traveling faster than light, since you're exceeding the speed of light!

Overwhelmed with despair, C167 Jerry yelled, "Morty!!! If I make it back alive this time!!! I'm going to spank that granddaughter's ass raw!!!"

Chapter 490 The Beginning of the Family War

"I only went back to work for a short while, and my house was demolished again?!"

When Beth got off work and drove back to her familiar neighborhood, she saw her dilapidated house and her blood pressure reached its limit.

However, when she stormed in, she discovered that she only had the second lowest blood pressure in the family.

Morty with a stern face.

My gloomy grandfather.

Sangmei wanted to laugh but dared not.

And... standing by the broken French window, one hand propped against the dilapidated wall, his brows furrowed, a very manly frown, his face full of deep resentment, as if he were about to do something big, suddenly Jerry was so manly!

"Quinn, you can't make that kind of deadly joke again, understand?"

Morty, a first-time father who skipped diapers and bottles, was barely holding back the urge to spank Quinn. He tried to reason with Quinn, his voice a mixture of anger and reluctance.

But the effect wasn't significant, and this precious daughter of mine doesn't want to go back to school at all.

The reason was that the security team that Grandpa hired was completely useless in the face of a real enemy. Those security personnel who seemed to be very capable were easily defeated.

So, faced with a pile of headache-inducing questions, Morty hesitated for only a few seconds before turning to look at his grandfather.

Grandpa, who had just been glanced at, asked in bewilderment.

"Why are you looking at me? The property certificate for this house isn't in my name. If you want her to stay, you'd have to ask the person who pays the mortgage."

Morty: "You old geezer, do you believe I'll leave right now?"

Grandpa: "Take her with you? Or not? If you leave without this blood pressure-raising little thing, I'll build her a doghouse in the backyard."

Morty: "You... you even read online novels to study me? Why did you read 'The Return of the God of War'? Couldn't you read something more positive?"

Grandpa: "..."

Seeing that the two of them had once again gone off-topic in their conversation, Beth stepped forward and said on the spot that if Quinn wanted to stay here, then she could stay here. It's not like we don't have a room for her to sleep in, it's no big deal!

But can anyone tell me why this house is in such a dilapidated state again?!

I saw a bunch of little blue men this morning, and when I came back in the afternoon, the house was in such a dilapidated state. You guys are completely lawless!

Looking at Beth, who was almost completely corrupted, in front of him.

Not wanting Sanchez's half-bloodline to awaken under such circumstances, Morty and Grandpa glared at each other unhappily...

For some unknown reason, Sangmei, who seemed to thrive on chaos, fanned the flames from the sidelines.

"Isn't Old Ke's house empty? He's still in charge of the property certificate. As long as Morty pays the taxes for him, the problem will be solved, right?"

Upon hearing this...

Morty, who never wanted to live with his grandfather anymore and needed some time to calm down, made a decisive decision!

"Starting today, I'm moving to live next door!"

After saying that, Morty took Quinn and headed straight for the old K's house. After looking around, Sammy also said that she wanted to "share weal and woe" with her younger brother!

I, Sangmei! Starting today! Will be living alone!

Nobody is allowed to stop me!

Beth: "???"

Before Beth could even figure out what was going on, her daughter, son, and granddaughter were suddenly going to "start their own household"?!

WTF? ? ?

Can anyone tell me what's going on?!

Speaking so fast, are your mouths on fire?

Acting so quickly, are you in a rush to be reincarnated?

Seeing Beth's increasingly broken expression, Grandpa didn't know what to say. He summoned the AI ​​and asked it to repair the house again before returning to the underground base.

Although Quinn played a fatal joke on everyone.

But that dark future vanished in a joke, bringing him complete relief.

But now is not the time for him to catch up on sleep; the finishing touches are far from over.

First, Morty's body was on the verge of collapse after extracting so much dark matter in such a short time. Especially when he tried to drag everyone down with him, he practically extracted enough dark matter to destroy the bird-human planet and all the star systems within a 300-light-year radius, turning that region into a black hole...

Birdman suffered a double blow: his bride was stabbed to death, and his hometown was blown up. Whether this will have any follow-up impact remains to be seen.

However, he has certainly secured the Lifetime Achievement Award for the most tragic person of the year.

But Morty's body needs to recover quickly.

Otherwise he would really die!

So now that Grandpa has returned to the underground base, he needs to figure out how to repair the body of "Lord of Thought" while also urging the AI ​​of Mirror City to get running as soon as possible.

We need to create more fake family baits.

Because the Galactic Empire isn't some slow-witted, stupid NPC.

This incident has escalated to such a great extent, thwarting the Galactic Empire's attack once again. Therefore, the next wave of attacks currently brewing will inevitably be ten times, or even tens of millions of times, more powerful than this one!

In response to their counterattack.

Grandpa's already starting to think about whether we should move to a different place...

It's becoming increasingly clear that the fake family bait plan is no longer sufficient to address the current problem...

Grandpa started getting busy again.

A distraught Beth desperately needed a glass of red wine to calm down, so she walked through several robots that were under repair and took a bottle of red wine from the Syrian war-damaged refrigerator.

Just as she was about to pick up the wine glass, she glanced at the laser-cut incision and realized that she was definitely not thinking clearly.

What are you doing with that wine glass?

Just drink it!

She walked over to the sofa, looked at the half-ruined sofa, plopped down, and shoved half of it into her mouth at once.

A man still standing by the broken French windows...

It wasn't so much that it attracted her attention, but rather that anyone would see the person who's always been last in the family suddenly standing there with a look of deep resentment...

"Jerry, what's wrong?"

"I'm thinking about a question!"

"what?"

"I'm going to beat that C167 Jerry and prove that I'm Morty's dad!"

"..."

Hearing this nonsensical remark, Beth glanced down at the label on the bottle of red wine in her right hand. It clearly wasn't over 5% alcohol, so why was she so drunk...?

That's so strange!

Not wanting to deal with this obviously mentally unstable guy, Beth started wondering what she should do next.

After Beth turned around and went upstairs.

Jerry walked from the broken French windows into his backyard.

Seeing the moon already rising above the horizon, he roared to the sky, "Jerry!! The war between Jerrys has begun!!!"

at the same time.

After playing a thrilling game of "Qin King circling the pillar" with the President of the Galactic Empire, C167 Jerry was unsurprisingly caught and, after an emergency interrogation, is being escorted to prison.

Despite being arrested, he showed no sign of giving up; he was determined to return to his son!

Meanwhile, a phone call was made to C167.

"Dad...something so serious has happened, I want to come back and stay with Morty for a while..."

"No problem, I'll get that bastard P850 out of here!"

Chapter 491 C167 Beth

"Hey, the Kree family, why isn't there any food... Oh well! Kree creatures don't seem to need much to eat, but they have all the necessary furniture, so it seems like we can just move in."

"No problem!"

Morty, who didn't plan to live with his grandfather and didn't know where to go for the time being, pushed open the door of Old Ke's house, checked the furniture and electrical facilities inside, and found that everything seemed fine. He then sat down on the sofa, ready to think about life.

As for Quinn and Sunny, he didn't need to worry about them at all.

The latter went straight to the master bedroom as soon as he entered the house. Obviously, someone who had moved out with Morty would not miss the opportunity to occupy the largest room.

The former went to the storage room on the first floor, took out a mop and broom, and prepared to clean the place thoroughly.

Morty, who was sitting on the sofa like an old man, couldn't sit still when he saw Quinn's well-behaved and sensible appearance.

How could you come here and immediately start cleaning?

How can I, a father of a 14-year-old, put my face here?!

So Morty thought to himself, since Grandpa has a high-performance home AI that can not only prevent fires and thefts, but also quickly restore the house to its original state after it has been vandalized, and even clean up for Beth in a critical moment!

How could our side be worse than this jerk?

Let Quinn do the cleaning.

hell no!

It's time to show off what I've learned and know over the past six months!

As Morty began to recall, all the technology, blueprints, and code he had seen over the past six months began to flow before his eyes like water flowing from left to right.

Those crucial codes gradually formed a mind map in Morty's eyes.