Rick and Morty: My Grandfather is Rick?

Looking at the busy crowd, he cursed inwardly.

mlgb...

No wonder when there are many people, you have to create a lot of rules...

I went to a print shop to print a flyer, but because there's no one specifically in charge of handling the money, I had to go to the print shop myself to collect the payment...

Morty, who was finally able to catch his breath, had thought he could rest for half an hour.

How big is Kerui City?

Besides the main urban area, there are only three auxiliary areas, which is exactly the size of a city, so many things happen incredibly fast.

"C167 Morty, five minutes! Your car will be here in five minutes. We'll be heading to the first area for a public speech and campaigning."

"Also, regarding the smear campaign we previously exposed online, the other party has used evidence to prove that it was impossible for Steady Morty to be in that bar at the time. They have turned around and accused us, claiming that the Morty who was in the bar at the time was C167 Morty. How should we deal with this?"

Morty: "..."

You actually asked me how to deal with something like this?

Of course it was you people in charge of the internet who were attacking Dark Little Mo like mad dogs, right there in the bar! They're saying their evidence is all fake!

Regardless of whether others believe it or not, just stick to them and that's it!

"This isn't a good idea. Although we have a photo that proves Wenjian Morty was in the bar, we don't have any more evidence. On the contrary, they've also produced evidence to prove..."

"Stop!"

Morty slammed his hand on the desk, making such a loud noise that everyone who was working on the task stopped abruptly.

Facing the crowd, Morty asked coldly, "Are we playing a simulation game? Are we playing house? Do you think we're supposed to act like knights in a book, displaying the highest moral standards in this struggle?"

"No matter how many people participate in the election, there will only be one winner in the end!"

"If you want to reason with me here, you might as well talk to our opponent first and try to persuade him. Otherwise, why is the Morty Gazette full of rumors about me before I even arrived in Ruicheng?"

"When the other side has already abandoned all morality, are we supposed to show restraint and morality just to make it easier for them to attack us?"

As Morty's voice grew louder, the little Morty in front of him no longer dared to meet his gaze, lowering his head and staring at the floor.

But someone will not let him and everyone else there off the hook because of this.

Because, after he had been busy for three hours in a daze, and finally made these guys understand what they were supposed to do, Morty realized that their moral standards were just too high.

In other circumstances, such virtues would certainly earn praise from others, or...secret exclusion.

It's like you're walking down the street, and after you finish your bottled water, you realize there's no trash can, so you just throw it away.

then.

Instead of ignoring it, your friend picked up the empty bottle, walked a kilometer, and threw it into the trash can.

Morty cannot say that this person did something wrong.

After all, he has very high moral character!

This is highly commendable.

But in his heart, whether you feel uncomfortable if you throw away trash, I pick it up, walk a kilometer to throw it in the trash can, or he thinks that the water bottle going into the trash can is more important than whether you feel uncomfortable.

Whether you lose face or not is your business once I've finished what I'm doing.

Therefore, you can only be friends with this kind of person, because sometimes, when faced with some unpleasant situations and needing help, they will absolutely not do it.

But it's impossible for 99% of people to have never littered in their entire lives.

So, when Morty faced this guy, he actually wanted to maintain a pure and kind heart in a dirty and stinking political game.

He really needs to correct this guy's thinking.

After scanning the crowd, Morty abandoned his previous powerful and threatening tone, instead speaking in a calm, cold, and rational manner...

"I know that deep down, in every Morty's heart lives a child called kindness. You don't want to hurt this world, nor do you want to be hurt by it."

"But the moment you decide to step through this door, kindness is already shut out."

"Because conscience is not allowed in this game."

"You may still think Morty will lose to Rick, but is anything in this world 100% certain?"

"I heard that at Morty Academy, there's a Morty who has lost three Ricks. Even someone as strong as Rick is dead, so why is he still alive?"

I don't want to give you any long speeches.

"But think about it carefully, would it be better for you if a Rick president came to power, or a Morty president?"

"You finally have a chance to change your status, but you're just going to watch it slip away. Faced with a road with no way back, you're talking about morality, about all things true, good, and beautiful."

"Don't you know that the establishment of order is essentially just a way to better manage you?"

"The real natural world is a world where the strong prey on the weak."

"Motty has been..."

While Morty was trying to steer everyone in another direction, two journalists, Rick and others, were eavesdropping and recording the conversation next door to the villa.

As a reporter for Ruicheng TV, the death of Rick in a suit seemed to have loosened the constraints on the station.

Various stories that were previously not featured on television for various reasons are now being reported by television stations without restraint.

They seem poised to become a truly free media.

So even the Ruicheng election, which would determine the future of Ruicheng, could not escape their eavesdropping.

As Morty's speech ended, the last recording was transmitted to Ruicheng TV, and Scarface Rick, the host, could finally inform all of Ruicheng of the candidate's basic points.

The Steady Morty Route – The Commoner Rick and Morty Approach (A Harmonious Coexistence Approach)

C137 Morty – C137 Laissez-faire Approach (Just one name, you can manage it yourselves)

C167 Morty - The Arrogant Morty Route (Awaken the arrogance in every Morty's heart, turning them from docile and obedient little lambs into rebellious ones who cannot obey Rick).

Chapter 553 If you want to act, we'll act to the end.

"Jesus! These people were eavesdropping! I was so busy I didn't even notice this!"

Sitting in the back seat of the car, heading to his first campaign location—Motty in the Motty district of Ruicheng—he saw news reports that were extremely unfavorable to him, and his brows gradually furrowed.

Even though I know that many people are resorting to dirty tricks in this election.

But... these Ricks are such a pain!

This news report only mentions the proposed routes of three of Morty's candidates, without a single word about the other six Rick candidates.

Its target is obvious.

Fortunately, the Morty Gazette, a newspaper that routinely criticizes itself, still managed to launch a counterattack against Rick and his friends at a crucial moment.

Your Ruicheng TV station only talks about three bad things about Morty, right?

Then we'll just talk about the bad things about those six Ricks!

As the two sides engaged in a heated online exchange, they also drew more and more Rick and Morty into this online flame war.

This meant that when Morty arrived at the campaign site, apart from a few staff members waving flags with his image on them, he could hardly see any voters.

reason?

If it's not about Morty becoming stronger, Morty not being afraid of Rick, and Morty rising to power, then it's really too much beyond what Morty and his friends can handle.

The campaign team, which had already been talked to by Moti once, were so shocked by this statement, which was considered outrageous even within Moti's inner circle, that some of them were so frightened that their legs went weak.

What about the people living in the Motti district?

However, not all of Morty's are cowards.

The appearance of C167 Morty made those Mortys who harbored a rebellious spirit but were treated as problem Mortys and thrown into the Morty Zone feel that they had finally found a leader.

So, in a small square about a hundred meters wide, amidst waving flags, enthusiastic cheers from the campaign team, and Moty's own rallying cry...

Standing atop a one-meter-high platform, Morty, dressed in a white T-shirt, looked down at a bunch of people below... with muscular faces, cigarettes dangling from their lips, bottles of liquor in their hands, and at the very least, tattoos on their arms.

In short, they are a group of Mortys who usually act as thugs and hooligans in the Morty district.

He saw a group of thugs named Morty who looked almost exactly like him.

The person fell silent for a long time.

Why are all these social scumbags here...?

"Go go! C167 Morty! We all support you! In that recording, you perfectly expressed my feelings!! From now on, you will be the spiritual leader of me and my brothers forever!"

"Go for it, C167 Morty!!! Don't be afraid!!! Whether you win or lose this election, you will always remain in the hearts of every Morty!!!"

"Down with Rick!!! Hit... um..."

Morty: "..."

Seeing the group gather and their slogans becoming increasingly radical, Morty, breaking out in a cold sweat, had no choice but to stop them from escalating a campaign event to the point where the Ruicheng police would have to suppress them...

Fuck... I was thinking, since the words have already been spoken, why not first appease these radical Morty supporters and get some votes from them? It'll prevent the situation from escalating back to the point of defeating Rick...

"Alright, everyone, quiet down, quiet down!!!"

After several frantic shouts, Morty finally quieted the group of excited men. Knowing that a long speech would be useless to them, he grabbed the microphone and yelled at the crowd, "If you're a brother, vote for me, C167 Morty! I'll gather a few more groups to help me win the election! I'll treat you all to a life of luxury! People..."

"Everyone has their own Jessica!!!"

If Morty hadn't chosen to preach to these people, but instead simply enjoyed a life of luxury with his brothers, it would have suited their tastes perfectly.

So the idea that 'everyone has their own Jessica' is tantamount to dropping a nuclear bomb in the hearts of most Mortys!

Everyone present was initially stunned, but then they all shouted the names of C167 Morty and Jessica.

"Motty! Motty! Motty! Our one and only Motty!!!"

"Jessica! Jessica! Jessica! Our only Jessica!!!"

Cheers erupted from the center of the square, surging outwards like waves, summoning one Morty after another from their hiding places.

Jessica's nuclear explosion greatly displeased Dark Mo, who was hiding in the shadows and originally planned to be the second to enter and clean up the mess.

His original intention was to capitalize on the conflict between Morty and Rick, to move both sides toward coexistence, and to gain the approval of both parties in one fell swoop.

But C167 Morty's methods were really too despicable.