Rick and Morty: My Grandfather is Rick?

"Jesus! You idiot! All the Mortys with normal builds have the exact same fingerprints on their hands, you stupid pig!"

"So I added your DNA to it. Otherwise, do you think I patted your shoulder for so long just to pluck a hair from your head?"

The process of the two revealing their cards was interrupted by a conflict between their bodyguards, Rick and Rick.

Morty's car had been following behind. When they saw the car ahead suddenly brake, Rick, one of the bodyguards, naturally had to brake as well and go to check the situation.

But... those two guys got out of the car and tried to open the door, even reaching for their guns?

What do you mean by this?

Do you think we're stupid?

While the four were arguing in the street, the injury on Dark Mo's shoulder was completely healed under the effect of the medical medicine.

Because it's obvious that this mudslinging won't get to Morty.

But...this is Ruicheng!

Although a large number of Ricks are working as laborers, there are still Ricks in charge of the technology. The scene just now only needs a little modification to turn it into a completely different story.

So...

"How fast can you run?" Dark Mo asked, one hand on the car door handle, raising an eyebrow at Morty in a provocative manner.

"Anyway, I'm faster than you!"

"Then let's give it a try!"

Dark Mo jumped out of the car and yelled at his bodyguard Rick. The group then planned to cross two streets through the alley between two buildings and head straight for the nearest "Video Editing Center".

He sat in the car without moving, watching the three of them drive away.

Morty pressed a button, rolled down the car window, and had his two bodyguards, Rick, drive two cars to the Ruicheng Research Institute at high speed.

Because he knew there must be a camera in the car.

Dark Mo's plan is definitely to modify this video to look like him, so that he can shout in the video, "The President of Ruicheng is the Manifest Destiny of C167 Moty."

As for myself...

He casually released a mental cannon fodder, molded him into the shape of Dark Little Mo, the two smiled at each other, and then drove to Ruicheng Research Institute.

Given that the research-oriented Ricks don't pay much attention to Rick City politics, but are very concerned about the psychology of research funding investment.

Morty's campaign team used this reason to gather all the Ricks, who were responsible for the scientific mission of Ruicheng, in front of the Ruicheng Research Institute.

Two black Lincoln limousines pulled up to the side of the road.

Rick and Morty's reporters, who were already prepared, held up their cameras and broadcast live the scene of Morty and Dark Morty getting out of the car at the same time and holding hands affectionately to everyone who was following the election.

Dark Mo, who had already run to the store to have Rick edit the video, almost burst out laughing when he saw the fake version of himself on the TV.

That idiot...

Chapter 562 I heard you want to steal her away?

"Gentlemen! Gentlemen of scientific research in Ruicheng, I am C167 Rick, and I am also the old rascal P850... cough cough!! The clever and visionary Rick Morty!"

Walking onto the stage with the fake Dark Morty, the first thing he wanted to say was that he was Morty under P850's protection. Although he didn't have a good relationship with him in private, he said that if anyone dared to mess with him, even if he couldn't beat them, he could call for reinforcements.

Morty, who almost cursed his grandfather in front of several Ricks, quickly coughed a few times and skipped over the matter without batting an eye.

I warned myself that next time I talk about my grandfather, I must be careful with my words and avoid using profanity.

Then, he quickly adjusted himself and, in this political game full of endless hypocrisy, very reluctantly praised his grandfather as a smart and visionary Rick.

Jesus! I hate this political game!

The fleeting thought did not interfere with Morty's next move. After a traditional opening, he took the hand of the fake Dark Morty and announced to the crowd.

Dark Morty is not only withdrawing from the election, but also fully supporting C167 Morty's election.

Upon hearing this, everyone present looked at each other, surprised and incredulous at this sudden turn of events.

Seeing the shocked expressions on everyone's faces, Morty smiled at the camera.

After releasing the bomb, he began to work in cahoots with the fake Dark Mo, explaining why they did it and the necessity of doing so.

"Everyone, I know this is very shocking news. It's truly shocking that a candidate has suddenly announced his withdrawal, but... we are all Morty, and Morty should coexist peacefully."

Isn't that right?

"So, as I said, after a friendly exchange, Steady Moty chose to withdraw and fully support my candidacy!"

"Let's give a round of applause to Steady Morty for his selfless sacrifice!!!"

"cheer!!!"

Dark Mo, who was in the shop, saw that Morty had done exactly what he expected, and a mocking look had already appeared on his face. He was not in a hurry to embarrass Morty immediately.

After waiting for the other party to completely edit the video.

The video, titled "C167 Moty Declares the President of Ruicheng is His Manifest Destiny," was like a nuclear bomb, immediately detonating the entire Ruicheng internal network.

After refreshing the app a few times on his phone, he saw that the video's popularity and various negative comments were rising rapidly. Dark Mo laughed smugly.

That idiot, he actually thought that what he said in the car was for him.

He simply needed a special filming environment and for C167 Morty himself to appear on camera so that he could use the video to smear the other side.

After all, they need to find other Mortys to film this video.

The other party can prove in various ways that they were not in that car at the time.

But if he was in the car at the time, how could he deny it?

So, I was planning to quit while I was ahead, but I changed my mind when faced with C167 Morty's shamelessness. I didn't expect that I would actually get C167 Morty hooked and fall into this trap.

And that other person was still rambling on and on, talking to a group of actors...

Yes, actors...

Since Dark Mo had already planted the listening device on Morty in the ambulance yesterday, he naturally knew about Morty's campaign activities today.

Therefore, building a stage for Morty overnight is naturally not a difficult task.

Using some resources in Ruicheng, he made Morty waste many times more time chatting with a bunch of fake research Ricks. This level of deception made Dark Morty feel incredibly happy.

Especially when you see Morty yelling "Morty, Morty, Morty" at the top of his lungs, the actors below are also "affected by the atmosphere" and are cooperating with this idiot in his acting.

Amazing!

What an idiot!

Looking at my phone again, I saw more and more negative comments. I felt that the resentment I had been suppressing had dissipated a lot of my dark side.

Feeling extremely comfortable all over, one naturally becomes very generous with their spending.

He readily paid the owner double the price, and after the owner thanked him profusely, he left the store and got into a new black stretch Lincoln.

He then headed straight to his campaign location—Motty Academy.

After all, as Morty, how could he possibly try to win over Rick first, making himself appear as a traitor in Morty's eyes?

So his plan was to focus on Morty for the first two days, and then talk to Rick and his friends on the last day, especially the Rick City Syndicate.

Their attitude is crucial to securing the presidency of Ruicheng.

But Dark Mo also wants to eliminate this group of people.

Use them first, then kill them.

Perfect~

After the car got on the road, it soon arrived at the Morty Academy, located on the outskirts of Ruicheng, where a large number of 'waiting for work' Mortys were receiving training.

As for the teaching content...

It's nothing more than things like 'Quarrick is smart,' 'This adventure was fantastic,' and 'I'll always be your Morty'—things that Dark Morty finds disgusting.

Rick is the one who needs Morty, but here it's become as if every Morty needs Rick, and if they don't have Rick, they don't deserve to live in this world.

[These filthy old men, I'll kill you all sooner or later!]

Dark Mo, his eyes flashing with hatred, stepped out of the car with a smile that made Rick and the students, including Morty, who were waiting outside the car door feel as if they were bathed in a spring breeze.

Even if he doesn't speak, everyone can feel the genuine kindness emanating from him.

Clearly, the reason someone can criticize Morty for practicing in front of the mirror every day without thinking is probably simply because they themselves practice in front of the mirror every day.

"Steady Morty! Steady Morty! Steady Morty!"

Amidst the excited cheers of the crowd, Dark Little Mo was somewhat incredulous at his popularity within Morty Academy.

Being naturally suspicious, he immediately began to scrutinize the situation.

But looking at it from all angles, it doesn't seem like there's anything unreasonable about it.

So he went up to the podium, told a few jokes to put the crowd at ease, and then began to talk about his reasons for running for president of Ruicheng and what kind of changes he hoped to bring.

After a half-hour speech, during the Q&A session, Morty was the first to stand up. His question almost broke Morty's composure on the spot.

"Morty, Morty, I saw online that the reason you're smearing C167 Morty is because you've fallen in love with C167 Morty and want to steal her away from Miss Tzeentch, is that true?"

"fuck???"

Chapter 563 I threw them all into the recycling center

As someone who is very sophisticated... no! very 'calm' when it comes to matters of male and female needs, Dark Xiao Mo knows that she can mess up in any other situation, but she will not mess up in this one.

Absolutely not!

But C167 Morty's growth rate...

Or rather, his bottom line is getting lower and lower, to the point where he's willing to risk his reputation to smear himself before any public debate.

He himself smeared him and Tianqi in the Morty tabloid.

This guy put his knowledge to good use, directly making the whole thing a smear campaign, turning it into... him being obsessed with C167 Morty, so he resorted to dirty tricks, causing Tzeentch to cover his mouth and leave in tears late at night.

What the hell is going on?!

I'll snatch that watermelon rind from his heart!