Rick and Morty: My Grandfather is Rick?

Screw you!

Everyone has little wishes!

Do you really think I have no desires or wants?

Grandpa's face gradually darkened as he noticed Morty writing more and more; he had actually been a little touched just now.

I never expected that this little bastard was actually testing me!

fuck!

Ten minutes later, looking at the book full of wishes, Grandpa's lips twitched as he glanced at it.

"First, I'll spend N nights with one hundred Chinese actresses, then N nights with one hundred foreign actresses, then N nights with one hundred extraterrestrial actresses, and finally N nights with actresses from N universes..."

"In every individual account across all parallel universes, there is a trillion dollars in cash..."

"Hang the two horses on the streetlights, to create a 'Horse Trampling China' motif..."

"Master the technology to manufacture teleportation guns..."

Grandpa, who spent four minutes reading through Morty's wishes, thought that this little rascal had quite the appetite.

I want this, I want that, I want it all.

I want to too!

But am I still in a soul state?

Let's rebuild our physical body first!

Seeing his grandfather's expression, Morty knew he was about to change his mind, so he sighed and said in a disappointed tone, "Sure enough, my Grandpa Rick, he's not even as good as those bearded Santa Clauses."

Grandpa: "Hey! My temper is flaring up!"

Seeing that he was going to have to pay a price today, Grandpa stopped hiding it and decided to grant Morty a relatively easy wish.

"Alright, alright, let's try something sweet first, okay?"

Grandpa took out the teleportation gun, opened the portal, and threw Morty in, along with a black card.

Morty, on the other side, immediately formed a W shape with his mouth when he saw the situation around him.

Because everything here is exactly what I wished for...

"Grandpa gave me this black card! Call all your girls out here! I'm going for the big one today!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Morty added, "It's crucial to ensure that everyone is a pure human being, or rather, a higher primate."

The elderly woman, after taking the card, smiled charmingly and said, "Don't worry! Our shop has never had a mishap in this regard!"

A few minutes later, Morty, now dressed in a silk bathrobe, lay down on a large bed with an expectant look on his face.

Until... the curtain was drawn back

Chapter 064 Take a Break

"Rick, I feel like... I can't enjoy it anymore!"

After returning from the Leaf Pavilion, Sangmei was in a state of sagehood, having experienced leaves from at least thirty planets.

After the upper limit was raised until it could not be raised any higher, and after breaking through this desire, she found herself using the leaves of the earth again.

I almost kicked my addiction after coming here!

Too bad!

"ha..."

Grandpa responded somewhat helplessly. During his rest time these past few days, he had also thought carefully about a question: the family that had been chosen because of the program.

Should I give up on myself?

Morty is going through a period of confusion, but isn't Rick also going through a period of confusion?

After leaving the show he hated so much, Grandpa didn't know what to do next.

But not doing anything made him feel extremely uncomfortable all over.

Because this peaceful life is just so damn boring...

Only the special and uncontrollable Morty can make Grandpa feel the meaning of his existence.

That's right!

After carefully analyzing his own feelings and behavior, Grandpa had to admit that the time traveler Morty did indeed drive him crazy and to the brink of collapse at times. However, these inner thoughts, which had not surfaced for a long time, made him feel that this kind of life was actually quite good.

However, considering that a bad temper can easily affect the brain and even the body.

This is commonly known as getting angry and ruining your health.

Grandpa felt that if he spent too much time with Morty, he would lose at least N years of his lifespan.

So, for various reasons, and because of his emotional breakdown that day, he abandoned his physical body and became the spirit Rick.

Sigh, but what I hate most is probably a monotonous, unchanging life, isn't it?

Grandpa thought that if he spent a whole week just getting up, eating, and sleeping, he'd rather be killed.

We need to find more fun in life!

Grandpa, having gradually regained his composure, glanced at his watch and realized he had been sitting there for two hours.

It should be over by now on Morty's side.

So Grandpa opened the portal, went to the other side, and prepared to bring Morty back.

But the scene on the other side of the portal...

Everything has been arranged!

Morty was already in a trance-like state and didn't even notice the monster behind him, which made Grandpa's face fall.

"Fuck! Morty!"

"These things will ruin your brain!"

Grabbing Morty, they handed the guy over to Grandpa, who had brought him back. They asked Sangmei for some leaves, lit them for Morty, and then instructed the older sister to keep a close eye on Morty.

Grandpa quickly ran to the amusement park's restaurant, got some ingredients and seasonings from the kitchen, and prepared a bottle of calming medicine on the spot, which he then gave to Morty.

He wiped the sweat from his forehead and sat on the bench, taking deep breaths.

With a curious look on her face, Sangmei looked at Morty lying on the ground, and then at her grandfather, who was still sweating in his spirit form.

Two tiny question marks appeared on its big head.

Why does Grandpa, in his spiritual form, sweat?

"Jesus, what happened here?"

Beth and Jerry, who had just finished marriage counseling, returned to their grandfather's house and immediately saw Morty lying naked on the ground, with a number of aliens pointing and whispering nearby.

Morty, now waking from his hallucination, stared blankly ahead until his pupils cleared, at which point he regained his senses.

Upon regaining consciousness, he discovered that he was light.

"Holy crap! What happened?"

Grandpa tossed a piece of clothing to Morty, and as Morty put it on, he prepared to slowly recount to Morty what had happened in the past two hours.

But when Morty recalled a detail, his face darkened and he covered his grandfather's mouth.

Some things don't need to be said!

Let's keep this secret forever!

"Alright, everyone's had two hours of fun. Let's go to the restaurant for a meal and then head back!"

Grandpa called the four of them to the restaurant.

Sitting down to order, while waiting for his food, Morty, who felt like his kidneys were about to be shattered, propped himself up on the table with one hand and expressed that he wanted to experience that kind of pleasure again.

The grandfather sitting to Morty's left rolled his eyes at him.

Want to do it again?

If I let you go back, I predict you'll definitely take a knife and slit your own carotid artery for a more intense thrill, just to experience rapid blood loss.

Let's not let him do that again...

However, I now somewhat regret erasing his memory of doing something like this last time. Otherwise, with this precedent, he would probably be more cautious...

Grandpa, with mixed feelings, started to eat dinner without saying a word.

Seeing that his grandfather didn't want to talk, Morty didn't continue either, because his kidneys were really a little sore!

It's clearly the aftereffect of working non-stop for two hours!

After finishing their meal, supporting their backs, Morty and the others returned home.

Since the Ruicheng Strike Team was placed on the side of the fake family, the group didn't have too many concerns and began to live their daily lives.

Some people are scrolling on their phones, some are washing dishes, and some are watching TV.

Morty, supporting his back, returned to the bedroom and lay down straight, nearly in so much pain that he thought his back was about to break!

I struggled to pull out the Mission Assurance Box 2.0.

Morty called out a little blue man and asked him to go to the supermarket to buy some medicine for him, while he took out his phone and started fiddling with it.

I was missing for a few days, and no one contacted me on my social media.

Morty himself couldn't help but laugh at how he had become so despicable.

Almost everyone who has no friends but has killed someone else has friends.

"Sigh, it seems like Grandpa won't be doing anything big for a long time. Should I take this opportunity to make some friends?"

"Or... I should try to seduce Jessica."

Today, Morty finally got his hands on something new, and like he'd just had a sudden epiphany, he set his sights on Jessica.

Although there are a few girls in the school who are just as pretty as Jessica.

But I know this girl well!