Rick and Morty: My Grandfather is Rick?

This proves that the bones below him are high enough to cover half the area of ​​that planet; otherwise, it would be impossible to build such a tall mountain of bones.

Further away, countless warships were destroyed, and strange alien races and floating corpses filled the entire galaxy.

"This...this is something I did?"

After watching for a minute, Morty silently lowered his head and asked his grandfather in a trembling voice.

"That's right, you haven't regained all your memories. I've already destroyed some of them, otherwise, if you saw those memories, you'd drive yourself crazy."

"To prevent you from doing something like this again, I stayed by your side constantly after that, and as a result, you almost killed me a few times."

"The end result is that there isn't a single weapon in this house now that can rival a nuclear bomb."

After Grandpa finished speaking, he asked the AI ​​to turn off the video. He didn't want to tell Morty about this anyway.

However, due to the coincidence of this series of events today, this still happened.

Or rather, Morty's inner desire for warmth was never satisfied in the slightest.

【well...】

After sighing inwardly, Grandpa took out a cigarette from his pocket, and the quick-witted Old Ke took out a lighter and lit it for him.

Taking a drag of his cigarette, Grandpa said to some of the parasites who were clearly terrified, "Now you know where you're causing trouble, right?"

"This man next to me is Cthulhu. He can see right through your souls and know whether you're one of us."

"As for me, I also have special methods. It will just take a little more time, but I can still find you all."

"As for that brat over there, who's always wavering between good and evil, even if you conquer this planet, he could wipe you all out by himself."

"Alright, I'll open a portal. You can all go back to your home planet."

Grandpa took out the teleportation gun, opened a portal, and had the AI ​​deactivate the energy shield. The parasites, who knew they couldn't mess with this place, swarmed into the portal.

As they passed through the portal, the sea of ​​fire below made them realize they had been tricked!

"That old bastard!!!"

After a pitiful roar, the temperature of hundreds of thousands of degrees Celsius vaporized all the parasites.

After Old K kicks the last parasite into the portal.

Grandpa walked over to Morty with a smile. "Alright, don't be sad. You didn't kill that many people at all. That video was created by AI; the template was a great demon from some universe, not you."

Morty: "..."

Chapter 068 The Family Goes Out for Fun

Looking at his smiling grandfather, Morty really wanted to punch him right in the face.

This old geezer who's always going back and forth between truth and falsehood, aren't you tired of living?

Just as Morty breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that his conscience wouldn't be too troubled, Grandpa added, "But you really did wipe out a planet. After that episode aired, the Galactic Empire did indeed mobilize hundreds of millions of warships, preparing to come and cause us trouble."

"They simply couldn't find Ruicheng; it was all talk and no action."

Morty: "From a universe to a planet, should I be happy...?"

Grandpa: "After I die in this universe, even without going through the back door, I can go straight to heaven. Otherwise, why do you think I never like to kill people myself in this universe?"

Old Ke: "I... never mind!"

Grandpa glanced at the time on the wall, then turned and walked towards the garage. "Alright, it's so late. Even though only one person in this family works, you should all go to sleep."

Just as they reached the door, Grandpa suddenly turned around, glared at Jerry, and said to the group, "I was really disappointed with some of the people's performance today. I've decided that tomorrow our family will go on a low-risk adventure to cultivate our teamwork and chemistry."

Upon hearing this, Sangmei became excited.

She was already tired of going to school. She felt that with her grandfather around, there was no need for her to go to school anymore.

Instead of playing petty games with a bunch of not-so-cool high schoolers, why not go see the far reaches of the universe, sample the local cuisine, admire the local handsome guys, and even try out the missionary pose for love?

Morty wasn't particularly excited when he heard this.

Whether before or after his time travel, he was actually a person with a conscience, far from being able to turn someone's bones to dust and then act as if nothing had happened.

Of course, he wasn't some saint either.

Instead... an entire planet?

WTF!

What could have happened to make someone wipe out an entire planet?

But seeing how tight-lipped Grandpa was, Morty knew that no matter how hard he tried to ask, he wouldn't be able to get any truth out of him.

But! There is one person who knows!

Morty avoided Beth and the others' attention and secretly followed Old K out the door.

Old Rick, seemingly accustomed to life on Earth, was wearing a long bathrobe. He'd just stepped onto the lawn in front of Morty's house when he spun around with a flourish, tossing his robe around his neck, flashing a wide grin that revealed eight teeth, and said in a slightly ingratiating tone, "Morty, unless Rick tells me to, I'm not telling you what happened that day."

"You're not Rick's dog, why do you listen to him so much?"

Faced with Morty's provocation, the old Kreece, who has lived for billions of years, will not fall for it at all.

He calmly stated that although he wasn't his grandfather's dog, his grandfather could kill him, so there was no need for him to take that risk.

Besides, if one day he wants you to know, you will naturally find out.

Why seek an answer that keeps you up at night?

Morty wanted to try again, but Old K's body, like smoke, was blown away by a gust of wind and slowly dissipated before his eyes.

The standard way for a soul to exit the stage.

"Fuck!"

Unable to get the answer he wanted, Morty had no choice but to return to his bedroom and fall into a deep sleep.

the next morning.

Having not slept well all night, he was so exhausted that he stared blankly at the plate of sandwiches in front of him, because his grandfather said that the whole family was going on an adventure today.

My mom didn't buy any noodles with soybean paste today, so I had to make do with this awful sandwich.

Looking into the distance, I saw my own mother wearing makeup.

Morty really wanted to say, "We're going on an adventure, not a spring outing. No matter how beautiful your makeup is, the powder on your face will come off very quickly."

Looking again at Sammy, who was also dressed up meticulously, Morty could only lower his head silently and chuckle to himself.

Fortunately, there's a loser in this family who's still like a normal person in some ways.

Polo shirt, hiking boots, tactical pants.

If you ignore the extra weight on his body, Jerry's outfit today is actually quite decent, if only he added some facial hair.

He also has the air of a former deer who has been retired for ten years.

Grandpa, with a cigarette dangling from his lips, walked out of the garage. He glanced at the three guys, shook his head helplessly, then looked at the exhausted Morty, but nodded with satisfaction.

Alright everyone.

After Grandpa spoke up, drawing everyone's attention to him, he began to explain what this so-called family adventure actually meant.

"Simply put!"

"Jerry's behavior yesterday made it almost impossible for me to look at him the same way, but I didn't send you to Jerry's daycare, so I guess I'm showing some conscience."

Jerry: "What is Jerry's Daycare?"

Grandpa: "That's not important!"

"Therefore, in order to strengthen family bonds, foster our friendship, and bring you back into my life, and let me be a part of yours as well,"

Morty: "Rick, did you copy that from the East?"

Grandpa: "What's it to you?"

After giving Morty a piece of his mind, Grandpa realized that Sangmei and Beth still had something to say, so he stopped wasting time and took out the teleportation gun, opened a portal, and started herding the group of guys inside.

"Alright, alright, enough with the nonsense, or we'll miss the Tatako festival."

Morty and his group passed through the portal.

The view is filled with dark red buildings, all square in design, like loaves of toast pressed to the ground, with windows and doors in some places.

"Huh? Why do they look so much like us?"

Sangmei glanced at it and raised her question.

Grandpa, who seemed to have been prepared, handed three tablets to the three of them and said that if they had any questions, he would use the "cosmic version of Google" to look them up.

Grandpa isn't some tour guide who earns hundreds of dollars a day, nor do I carry a small flag or a megaphone.

Morty, who was also unfamiliar with the area, noticed that his grandfather hadn't prepared his own tablet, and he immediately guessed that his grandfather must be up to something.

Having been tricked and exploited countless times, Morty's vigilance began to rise to unprecedented levels.

Because he analyzed the massacre in detail last night.

He discovered a problem...

What could have happened that made Grandpa ignore me for so long, only arriving after he had slaughtered an entire planet?

[Ha! You want to play this game, don't you?]

[This adventure is over for today. Tomorrow I'll figure out how to upgrade the Mission Accomplishment Box!]

One day, I'll hang you up and give you a good beating!

For the next twenty minutes, Moti and his group moved forward through the lively crowd. Around them were the Tatako people, who looked just like them but whose clothing resembled that of a desert people, and who were celebrating something with great joy.

Sangmei, who was very interested in this place, said with some regret after googling information about the planet, "The annual celebration here is actually about killing the most beautiful woman on the entire planet?"

"Sigh~ If I could be reborn indefinitely, wouldn't I be killed every year?"

Morty: "I think you're lacking 'self-awareness'."

Sang Mei: "Mind your own business! You're a hopeless loser who has never had a stable relationship, only a financial one! You're destined to be single forever!"

Chapter 069 Strange Place