Rick and Morty: My Grandfather is Rick?

You know that the COPs standing behind you are all women, right?

The questions about mortgage payments, car loans, supporting a family, holiday gifts, and career advancement pressures are like icy daggers, constantly stabbing at people's hearts.

Now that you've said that, it's not just the men who realize that if they rise to the top, they'll have to shoulder the vast majority of these responsibilities.

It's a completely unprofitable venture.

Now even women are finding that their only value in maintaining their dominant position is simply paying off loans?

What kind of leadership is this?!

If forcing anyone to do something isn't illegal at any time, then that's fine.

But forcing someone is 100% illegal, which means that we can't force anyone, and we also have to bear a series of so-called female responsibilities...

"I feel like we've all been scammed..."

Standing among her colleagues, Fanny, who had never seen certain issues clearly before, began to understand them after Jerry laid out all the responsibilities.

She suddenly realized how much she had been taken advantage of...

Even though she chose not to get married a long time ago, thus avoiding some of the responsibilities, some of those responsibilities still made her cry out in her heart that it was unfair!

Why should women have to buy a drink for a man they want to flirt with in a bar?

Why can't men buy it?

Besides, with my 70% looks, I'm already a beauty, but apart from the men in the back alleys, not a single man has ever taken the initiative.

Every time, I would give her a few meaningful glances, and she would rush over like a dog smelling a hot dog, wagging her tail while pouring drinks and bragging.

Why can't we switch roles?

No!

This is absolutely unacceptable!

Men should take the initiative!

Fanny is not alone in having such thoughts. After Jerry enlightened them about what exactly female leadership entails, many of them have begun to think that perhaps... it's time to change things up.

What's strange is that the men standing with Grandpa...

These are the most radical and change-hungry men who rushed to Lip City after hearing Grandpa's speech.

After Jerry finished speaking, he broke out in a cold sweat.

Depend on!

The responsibility of supporting our families is about to fall on our shoulders!

No! Absolutely not!

No matter how much I'm paid, I still have to be on time for get off work. I'll throw a tantrum if things don't go my way, and if I make a mistake and get scolded, I can use crying to get away with it.

Reasoning?

I don't reason!

As long as I cry, I am the most right person in the world!

Whenever I cry, I'm the one who's in the mood, and you have to apologize to me obediently!

It's such a small thing, can't you, as a woman, be more magnanimous? Why do you have to bully the boy?

Sigh, these boys can't do this kind of rough work, can't stay up late, can't do dangerous things, so you're a girl, you should do more of the work! This task is in your hands!

Tsk, what kind of skill is it to bully men?

Thinking this through, the men exchanged glances, confirming their camaraderie...

The man and woman walked toward each other in silence, and after passing each other, they successfully switched sides.

Jerry achieves a remarkable milestone in his life—a beacon of light in the world of men.

Grandpa, on the other hand, turned pale and earned the title of "friend of women."

Morty, inside the Moonbucks, naturally had a very clear view of the situation, and he couldn't help but exclaim inwardly how brilliant it was.

Grandpa spent the whole day stirring things up and inciting people, which even led to a demonstration.

As a result, Jerry managed to switch his supporters and his grandfather's supporters on the spot with just a few words!

Most of the women who are now on Grandpa's side support his insistence that men should dominate the world (and you should cover these expenses).

Most of the men who have reached Jerry's level have been enlightened by him—you women should continue to dominate the world (no, no, no, I've thought it through, money is more important than dominance...).

This comical scene made Morty burst out laughing on the spot.

In reality, this is completely unnecessary; it's like making a bunch of diodes go to such extremes.

Why not just distribute it equally?

But who would agree to an equal distribution?

Morty shook his head and got up from his chair. He knew what had just happened, and Jerry and his grandfather needed to go back and think about their lives.

A new round of verbal battles is about to begin.

Until the open confrontation resumes.

As for myself, since I chose not to get involved in this storm from the beginning, I naturally won't choose to join it now.

I finally got a few days off.

It's inevitable to have a few drinks, watch TV, and chat with beautiful women about a series of issues concerning global economic development, such as the inheritance of civilization among higher primates and how to increase the world's annual rubber demand.

I'm busy with my own things!

You two can keep arguing!

Chapter 078 Mutual Delay

For the next three days, Morty happily ate fruit pizza and drank a little wine, spending almost all his time watching his grandfather and Jerry's verbal battles in the news media.

After the first round of confrontation, both sides had gathered a group of people, led by the two of them, who then began to criticize and insult each other's family genealogy.

In no time, the internet was abuzz with controversy, affecting more and more people.

At first, it was just ordinary people, but soon the fans of celebrities turned the flames of war to the celebrities themselves, and then to big capitalists, government officials and a series of other figures.

They were all caught up in this storm.

The cause...

Of course, it was three days ago. Jerry didn't learn from so many famous orators in history, but instead chose to learn from Zhuge Liang. Not only did he turn himself into Zhuge Liang, but he also pulled off a series of amazing maneuvers.

The man, driven by emotion, feels he has been oppressed for a long time and believes he should turn the tables and take control of everything in the world.

And female supporters who believe that female leadership should always be upheld.

From risking their lives and shed blood to become vanguards of the same sex, fighting for the better future of the entire camp, to falling to the point of considering only their own interests...

Everyone discovered that their own interests and needs were being advocated by the very person who initiated it!

Things immediately shifted from "Good men should rise up and become the masters of the world" to "Good women should maintain the status quo and continue to rule this woman's world."

It turned out that being the leader was too tiring, so let's not be the leaders anymore!

The speed at which the fervor escalated to the point of simply collapsing into a state of blissful indignation was so fast that even Morty felt the world was far too magical realism.

You shouted your slogans so loudly before.

They always say that we need to overthrow XXXXXX and rebuild the XXXXX order.

But when it comes to actually doing the work, taking on responsibilities, and facing this dangerous world, you all suddenly become mute.

So, wanting both control and no responsibility—that's the same thing in any world, isn't it?

That's really awesome...

People who want to eat cake but don't want to cook it—it seems there are people in every universe...

Everyone's just thinking about getting free food and drinks...

I can't take it anymore. I feel like if I keep sitting around like this, my bones will rust. I have to find something to do.

After resting for three days since the last time, Morty finally felt a bit bored and wanted to seek some excitement. After watching his grandfather's speech on TV, he...

I decided to spend some time looking for Sammy and Beth.

I haven't heard from them for several days, and I wonder how they are doing now.

Of course, Morty also knew that the two of them were absolutely not in any danger.

Because although my grandfather would occasionally tell me in private that he didn't care whether these girls lived or died, since they weren't his biological daughters anyway.

But Grandpa was the kind of person who had a sharp tongue but a soft heart.

If his life is in danger, then at this critical moment, he will definitely come to the rescue across the universe!

Morty put on his shoes, went out the door, and headed straight for the police station in Lip City. When he arrived, he saw that the COP (Commission on Operations) at the police station was completely shut down.

A group of people were smoking, drinking, or even watching videos. No one was willing to patrol the streets or arrest criminals.

Even Morty, who has been watching TV these past few days, knows that what these people are doing has made the big shots in Lip City who are currently paying for things extremely dissatisfied with these guys.

Incidentally, most police departments in the US are funded by local taxpayers and are managed through a territorial system.

So the old men living in Lip City pay you to maintain order, and you end up getting caught up in a debate about gender identity and responsibility?

What use are you to me then!

Take it or leave it!

This led the Lip City Police Department to begin a campaign to clean up its internal lax practices.

When Morty arrived, he went straight to Fanny and asked her to help him find Sammy and Beth.

Fanny, who was playing cards, heard Morty say this and was about to refuse when she suddenly remembered her mortgage problem.

Forget it! Let's get to work!

Fanny threw down the cards, got up, and got into the car with Morty.

Back in the police car where the two had chatted, Fanny stepped on the gas before Morty could even fasten his seatbelt.