Rick and Morty: My Grandfather is Rick?

"Rick, we should go now. I'm starting to worry that Jerry is going to mess up the world!"

Morty's words made Grandpa very unhappy.

It's just Jerry, why are you so worried? And your words of distrust in Grandpa's abilities have really hurt Grandpa's feelings.

Grandpa placed the wine glass on the coffee table, then stepped forward and was about to push Morty out the door.

To everyone's surprise, Morty, who already knew that his grandfather wouldn't change his mind, simply pulled out a handwritten flyer.

"If you two keep going like this, then I'll have no choice but to join the war. I'm going to crush both of you!"

Grandpa's eyes fell on the flyer, and he immediately burst out laughing. "Hahahaha! Equality? Are you serious? Little Morty!"

"It's fake, I'm just trying to get your attention."

"Wh...what?"

Noticing the mocking look on Morty's face and sensing someone behind him, Grandpa suddenly turned around.

Suddenly, Sangmei and Beth appeared out of nowhere and rushed forward to snatch his teleportation gun. The suction device on their hands made Grandpa's eyes widen.

This doesn't seem like something these guys could have made on their own.

This is definitely Rick-style technology.

Use the worst materials to make the best things!

This is a reason to prove that I am N times better than those so-called geniuses!

Grandpa tried to move, but the suction device had already grabbed the teleportation gun and completely held his hands in place.

"Fuck!"

Grandpa muttered a curse.

A portal emitting a fluorescent green light opened three meters away from him.

A Rick who looked much like him walked out, wearing the same white coat, with a casual yet serious look in his eyes, and that lingering smell of alcohol.

"I've finally found you. Your feigned death trick of 'flesh dying but soul remaining' was quite good; even I thought you were really dead."

"I never imagined you'd found a completely different world, a place where the dead can continue to live on as souls."

"Well done!"

Grandpa turned to look at Rick and said, "In that case, you should also know that C137 is a reality show. Everything I told you was just a lie!"

C137 slowly walked to his grandfather's side, took out a full-color photograph, and asked, "Have you seen this Rick before?"

Grandpa glanced at Rick in the photo, then rolled his eyes at C137.

You've been in this cage for too long, so you think that we Ricks, apart from some oddly shaped guys, can be different from each other, right?

What difference is there?!

Everyone put a lot of effort into their hairstyles and clothes to avoid being mistaken for someone else's enemy, who might mistake B for A and get killed for no reason.

Surprisingly, the most popular businesses in Ruicheng are clothing stores and barbershops!

If the Galactic Empire knew that Ruicheng had the best of both worlds, Rick wouldn't be able to stand up for himself when he wanted to!

"Never seen it before!"

"There are so many Ricks, many of them look exactly the same. You're asking me if I've ever seen this Rick?"

"Without a number, how am I supposed to know who he is!"

Seeing his grandfather's words, C137 was somewhat disappointed, but not too much, because he had been searching for Rick for a very long time.

So long that, from the time he got married a few years ago until now, he still hasn't been able to find his ex.

However, I'm not here for Rick's sake, but rather... the Shadow Group!

Upon hearing that C137 was looking for the Shadow Group, Grandpa rolled his eyes again. "Please! It's just a reality show, a program from a variety show. You actually took it seriously? Can't you be a little more realistic?"

"If you're obsessed, then release me now. I don't want any conflict with you."

Seeing that his grandfather still didn't understand, C137 lost patience and reached into his pocket to pull out a pair of rubber gloves.

"Motty, bring me the 'operating table,' I need to give him a good treatment."

Grandpa's mouth instantly formed a W shape. He quickly tried to persuade him, "Stop, stop, stop. Don't get agitated. Let's talk things out. Don't resort to violence and killing people all the time, right?"

"If you're asking what the Shadow Group is, well, I don't know either."

"Because that thing was written in the script, and I just read it from the lines. How much do you expect me to know about these things?"

After a few seconds of pause, he realized that his grandfather still hadn't given him the answer he wanted.

C137 said in a leisurely tone, "P850, if you're going to play dumb, that's no fun. Long before the establishment of Ruicheng, you were a typical traveling scholar Rick. You've been to at least 30,000 universes, learned about the civilizations there, and even understood their history."

"If there are no traces of the Shadow Group in any of the 30,000 universes, then why have rumors about it been circulating in Rui City lately?"

Grandpa: "..."

Grandpa had never been so speechless in his entire life...

C137, that idiot, actually believed the rumors about the shadow group?

What the hell!

But after thinking about it carefully, Grandpa felt that something was wrong, because C137 could become the strongest in the finite central curve not only because it was strong enough, but also because its other stats were weak.

In the words of his own little Morty.

Is C137 Lu Bu?

Do you believe that if Lu Bu threw away his halberd and picked up a fan, he could rival you in matters of domestic affairs and military strategy?

Therefore, there should only be one truth to this matter!

C137 found itself in order to alert the enemy.

After all, no matter how mysterious an organization is, it still needs to be active. If there are no traces of activity at all, then it is practically the same as the thing not existing at all.

The fact that C137 only contacted him after several days meant he must have conducted an investigation in Ruicheng.

Then he found out and pressed himself to reveal the details of the Shadow Group.

This seemingly interrogative approach actually leaves a small loophole for the interrogator to exploit, all in order to allow the interrogator to escape...

Next, it's a matter of which way you run.

Is it a shadow group, or Ruicheng?

After all, there's no smoke without fire. A rumor that everyone knows must be someone stirring it up. C137's goal is to find this group of people.

Unfortunately, I'm having a lot of fun here, and I don't want to get involved in C137's affairs...

Grandpa remained silent, and C137, being the most ruthless man in the group, took the scalpel and stabbed Grandpa in the leg.

The texture, like cutting butter with a knife, made C137's face turn black.

And now...and this again?!

Aren't you annoying?!

With a mocking smile, the grandfather said one last thing before the fake body slowly dissolved: "Even my granddaughter thinks it's a bit strange for a soul to sweat, and you actually think it's normal for a soul to smoke and drink?"

But before Grandpa's face began to dissolve, while his hearing was still intact, C137, with a fierce look on his face, said, "Your Morty isn't with you, do you really think I can't find your true form?"

Chapter 081 Too Magical Reality

"Yes, Dr. Wang is a very charming man. He speaks softly and pleasantly, and is very gentlemanly and polite..."

"Compared to people from our side... I think the men from the Rabbit family are more charming in every way."

“Sangmei! I didn’t do that! As long as I wear this wedding cape, I’m Jerry’s wife, and I would never do such a thing during our wedding.”

Listening to her mother sitting across from her, her face beaming with joy as she recounted what had happened to her over the past few days.

Morty really wants to place an order right now to buy Jerry a gradient green hat.

Because even though her own mother had said that.

But that doesn't mean she's already had anything going on with him.

On the contrary, the two did not do anything out of line, only going as far as eating, which further proves that the mother's moral bottom line is still very high.

Even though she no longer cared much about Jerry, and their marriage was on the verge of ending, she did not do anything unfaithful to Jerry while they were still married.

In this respect, Morty has to give his mother a thumbs up.

She's a very clear-headed person!

But even if you wring it out completely, it's useless.

Because Jerry is clearly a bit too high right now...

The three of them sat in the restaurant, watching Jerry on the television screen, who was holding a speech and speaking animatedly about "The Importance of Women Dominating the World".

Scenes that only appear in magical realism literature are now being presented to the public in such a blatant manner!

[Previously standing with women and supporting female dominance, now standing with men, still supporting female dominance...]

As expected of Jerry.

There's nothing in this world you can't mess up.

[They turned a bloody struggle into a situation where both sides simply gave up and refused to take responsibility.]

According to what Motti has learned in the past few days.

Besides Lip City, other cities across the United States have also begun to engage in the tanking war initiated by Jerry.

Nobody wants to do more work, and nobody wants to take on more responsibility.

The originally positive atmosphere was completely ruined by Jerry's actions.

The person who caused all of this had no idea that he was leaving a huge problem for a parallel universe that would plague that world for at least a decade or even several decades, and in the worst case, it might take hundreds of years to solve.

In other words, who will pay more!

On the contrary, he feels that he is now close to becoming a leader in a female-dominated world.

[Damn it, it was clearly Sangmei who won the World Cup, but Jerry ended up having the most fun...]