"Ouch...ouch...it's so itchy!"
"It's so itchy, what's wrong!?"
A group of bizarre aliens were scratching their heads inside a building filled with crystals; clearly, this pollen was no good...
"Awoo..."
In front of the crimson monster, a monster with a head like a hunting dog suddenly turned its head and stared wide-eyed at the pollen that was so close at hand.
Before it could even curse, silver-white patterns suddenly lit up on the monster's body. Then, a hurricane suddenly spewed out from its mouth, spraying all the pollen towards the red monster with eyes full of pupils opposite it.
Eye Q was startled. Its huge eyes emitted bursts of purple light, and in the blink of an eye, it sucked the pollen that was blown over into the space inside its eyeball and digested it.
It was just a misery for the aliens around them. They were already itchy, and then they were doused with pollen again, making their scratching postures even more contorted.
Just as EyeQ breathed a sigh of relief, it saw Gaddy staring at it fiercely, his lips slightly parted to reveal the sharp teeth hidden beneath.
Yan Q was instantly numb. He had clearly asked Qi Jiela for itchy pollen and wanted to play another prank on Gedi, but for some reason he suddenly sneezed and sprayed out all the pollen he had stored.
Not only did its prank fail, but Geedy also discovered its sneaky behavior. It was a double loss.
"Woof woof woof... Woof!!"
Enraged, Gedi stopped roaring like a monster and barked like a dog. Then, two pairs of wings made of wind suddenly appeared behind him, propelling Gedi toward EyeQ.
"Yaaaaaah!!!"
EyeQ let out a strange cry and hurriedly started circling around the exhibition hall with Gaddy, causing a great commotion.
"Um...this lady...um..."
A Maqingduo alien looked at the now chaotic exhibition area with a troubled expression, and humbly looked at the alluring Ultra Warrior in front of him who was selecting goods.
"Ugh……"
A helpless expression appeared on Carmilla's alluring face, while Zog, in his human form beside her, was so angry that his eyebrows stood on end.
"Stop right there!!!"
With a roar, EyeQ and Gaddy stood still like soldiers who had received orders, not daring to move.
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Some people may not know that when I used to update twice a day at seven o'clock every morning, I always had drafts saved up.
When I was writing more than 20 chapters, I basically wrote one chapter every morning and two chapters every afternoon, sometimes three chapters every afternoon, three or four chapters a day, and published two chapters. At the most, I had 15 chapters in my stockpile.
Unfortunately, I've lost my motivation, so I'm thinking of just doing a live typing session. I'll practice typing on a computer and then do a live stream on Douyin so you guys can keep an eye on me and keep me motivated.
Does anyone know how to do a Douyin live stream? Do I need a camera or anything? And is there a risk of being exposed? Any experts have any suggestions?
Please give me a tip!!
Chapter 320 Buying a Planet
During their time in the Land of Light, Regard and Carmilla's feelings for each other grew stronger. Finally, after Carmilla's persistent pursuit, Regard recognized his own feelings and decided to build a home for the two of them.
After all, although Carmilla has transformed into a giant of light, she still retains the ruthlessness she once had as a giant of darkness, so she is not very used to the atmosphere of the Land of Light.
In addition, the Land of Light is so bright that Carmilla, who was born and wandered in the dark universe, always felt a little insecure.
During his time with Carmilla, Regard subtly sensed a discordant atmosphere between her and the Land of Light. Seeing that this girl was trying her best to keep quiet and not want to cause Regard any trouble, Regard didn't hesitate to take out a large sum of money and prepare to go with Carmilla to buy a planet and build their own home.
As for where the money came from? Over the past year, Regard would ask Zero to go on missions with him when he was bored. They could broaden their horizons and earn mission rewards at the same time. After all, the Land of Light was not a closed country, and they did not lack funds for communicating with the universe.
Of course, Regate occasionally earns some extra money. Apart from missions involving natural disasters, most of the missions are generated by various small-time organizations pushing things along.
These organizations are not militarily strong, but they are usually quite good at plundering, and they may even have other organizations like the Cosmic Merchant Guild providing financial support.
After easily eliminating these organizations, all the money plundered from the civilians was returned, and all the funds from various cosmic merchant guilds were taken, allowing Regart to accumulate a huge fortune in a short period of time.
Regard originally intended to go out with Carmilla to choose a planet, but soon after, the Dark Lops Zero invasion of the Land of Light occurred.
Although Carmilla possessed strength comparable to the Ultra Brothers, she was still far too insignificant to Belial. Regard simply sent most of the monsters with Carmilla to purchase planetary supplies and, incidentally, to handle security.
It's no wonder he's so cautious. If the opponent were a Mefilas alien or a Grozam alien, Regard would be happy to let Carmilla gain combat experience.
The problem is that the opponent is Arc Belial. The Ultra Brothers' strength is just an entry ticket. Not to mention that whenever Regard participates in the dungeon, the difficulty always inexplicably increases. He dares not gamble with Carmilla's life; that would be extremely irresponsible.
Zog was also assigned to Carmilla's side, partly to have her provide advice to Carmilla, and partly because having a healer would further enhance the team's safety.
Secondly, it's about preventing the two of them from being so hostile. Regard knows that while they can barely maintain peace in front of him, they can't even exchange a single word behind his back.
Non-cooperation unless absolutely necessary falls under the category of…
Zog felt like he was about to faint from anger at that mischievous idiot, EyeQ.
Since her master began preparing to deal with Belial, she and Carmilla have been in charge of purchasing planets. However, without the restraint of the Fighting Device, this mischievous Q is practically lawless.
Along the way, it has picked up thugs, hooked up with girls, chased after lunatics, and slept with idiots. There's nothing it won't do.
It even tastes the saltiness of the egg that Eleking lays by the roadside, which frightens the passing Pitt aliens. In addition, since EyeQ is now in its giant beast form, it can't be hung on the electric fan, which only fuels its arrogance.
He's still up to his old tricks, trying to prank Gedi with itching powder again. In a way, EyeQ is quite dedicated, back to his old ways...
Looking at the timid-looking Q and the fierce-looking Gaddi, Zog knew that this kid was definitely going to admit his mistake but would never change.
As for Regard punishing it upon his return? EyeQ naturally already had a plan in place.
In a corner where Zog couldn't see, its big eyes narrowed smugly. Although it had been mischievous and naughty along the way, it had always kept its distance.
No matter how troublesome it is, it's at most within the realm of pranks. For such a small matter, you can just whine to Regard later.
Now, no matter what, Sister Zog wouldn't punish him in public, otherwise it would be a disgrace to the family, which would mean he could continue to have fun.
Then the music started, then the dancing began...
Just as Q was envisioning a bright future, a strange smile crept onto Zog's lips.
Did she not know Yan Q's little scheme? It was indeed inappropriate for her to act in public, but…
"Zijera!"
At Zog's command, the giant plant that had been quietly waiting to the side immediately came to her side, and Zog asked angrily.
"You're the one who gave me the itchy eye powder, right?"
Qi Jiela didn't lie. Ignoring Yan Q's betrayed expression, he betrayed Yan Q without any conscience.
Zog first ordered Zigela to create an antidote for the itching powder, which he then sprinkled on the group of itchy, scratching-the-heads workers at the Space Planet Trading Company, to stop them from crawling around everywhere.
He then stared menacingly at Qi Jira and gave him his orders, word by word.
"Zijera, make me some super-powerful sleep powder! From now on, let's sleep our way back to sleep!"
Zigela understood immediately and sprayed a thick yellow powder into the other's eyes. Before the other could react, a strong drowsiness overwhelmed him, and he collapsed limply.
Ace Killer caught the nearly collapsing EyeQ, hoisted him onto his shoulder, and followed behind Zog.
The farce finally came to an end, and the owner of the planetary marketplace wisely displayed all the star maps under his name for Carmilla and the others to choose from.
Carmilla looked at Zog. Their relationship had improved considerably on the way, and her eyes clearly indicated that she wanted Zog to come and make the selection as well.
Zog flew over, while on the other side, the boss was enthusiastically promoting their planet.
"Look, this planet has beautiful scenery and convenient transportation. Moreover, there's a cosmic shopping mall not far from this planet, connected to a shopping network. What do you think?"
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You didn't expect it, did you? I'll be updating another chapter this late (laughs).
The main reason is that I can't continue to be so lazy. The author needs to be more motivated and strive for improvement! I'll start by updating one chapter a day, and then gradually return to updating two chapters a day.
I hope it will succeed...
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Here's a quiz for everyone: the author recently compiled a list of the monsters the protagonist has encountered. Do you remember which monsters they are?
Chapter 321 A Thousand Planets?
To the boss's surprise, Carmilla and Zog didn't even glance at the planet he was promoting, but instead asked him a question.
How many planets capable of supporting life are there in your area?
The boss was taken aback, then suddenly realized what was going on.
"Oh, you want to buy a planet that can support life, right?"
After understanding what they meant, the boss secretly smirked.
I've encountered a newbie.
Normally, knowledgeable people who want to buy planets capable of supporting life wouldn't use phrases like "how many planets are there in total".
After all, planets that can support life are rare in the universe. Don't be fooled by the seemingly diverse races in the universe into thinking that planets that can support life are everywhere.
In the worst-case scenario, you might not find a single one within hundreds of light-years. Countless people spend their entire lives without ever setting foot on another life-bearing planet.
For life-bearing planets scattered across the globe, they are not typically sold in bulk, as the geographical span would be too vast and extremely difficult to manage.
These two seemingly intimidating guys don't even know this basic common sense, so I can definitely...
Let's do a thorough science lesson and get some exposure!
As someone who does business with his doors wide open, Ma Qingduo is not without his share of cheating others, but he has one principle: he will never cheat the strong.
After all, the exchange is right there, and once those powerful beings in the universe get scammed, they won't listen to reason or contracts; they'll definitely come at you directly.
Therefore, the best way to make a business last is to develop a keen eye and be able to distinguish who you can cheat and who you can't.
The two customers who came to buy the planet were surrounded by monstrous auras, each more terrifying than the last, showing no sign of restraint. Clearly, they were not people he could afford to provoke.
To avoid turning your exchange into cosmic garbage while maximizing profits, the best approach is to meet the other party's requirements to the best of your ability, and to ensure both quality and quantity.
Now I've gained some recognition through popular science, and maybe I can use this to connect with a powerful figure in the future. Even if I don't, it doesn't matter, at least I've saved the exchange.
Clearing his throat, the boss explained these common-sense facts to Zog and Carmilla, but to his surprise, the two looked at him like...as if he were an idiot?
Carmilla spoke in a cold tone.
"Of course I know this basic common sense. Do you think we're the kind of stupid nouveau riche who just impulsively come here to buy a planet?"
Oh no! I got carried away with my own success!!
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