"What a waste of my golf ball, I wonder which unlucky guy it will hit next."
And within subspace—
Xing, who was trying to improve the virus, suddenly heard a cat meow.
"Huh? There are living things here? That can't be right."
She walked towards the distorted space, and after correcting it, a black cat appeared before her.
The black lump sensed the similar energy waveform and immediately began to rub against the star.
Xing looked bewildered, then came up with a good idea.
"Family, we found a cat. We've decided to let you try the medicine."
Black Lump: ?
Xing grabbed the back of Heituo's neck and injected the medicine into Heituo's body.
"Meow...woo? Meow! Hah—hiss—!"
Upon obtaining the Soul-Destroying Dance, the black monster immediately activated its Spinosaurus form, its sharp claws slicing across Xing's cheek.
"Ugh—! Damn wildcat! I'm not giving you the antidote!"
Xing touched her injured cheek and smoothed out the bleeding wound.
(Since I've already hypothesized about mystery, let's create another one: joy. Since joy represents randomness and unpredictability, I'm going to stick to the principle of never carefully verifying anything and just boldly speculating. Joy can alter itself to a certain extent based on the attributes of the team members and the weaknesses of the enemies. Furthermore, it can nullify the opponent's buffs to some extent. I wouldn't be surprised by anything this game does.)
(Also, he hadn't been defeated by Shen He, the Martial God, in the previous chapter, so it seems the saying "the older the person, the stronger they become" is true.)
Hua Wu o Nameless - The Face of a Laughing Reason
Life: 3234
Attack: 2234
Defense: 1234
Speed: 112
Destiny [Joy] - All Attributes
I smile the moment I see you! —Basic Attack
Deals ricochet damage to all enemies based on a random attribute equal to 8% * 24 of the user's own HP.
Upon release, it gains the [Laughing Out Loud] status, which lasts until it leaves the field.
Laugh Out Loud: Increases own critical hit rate by 24%. Adjacent team targets lose 8% of their current HP each turn and gain a 240-point attack boost.
Crying? Laughter? Angry? Calm? Visualized emotions! — Combat Techniques
Randomly distribute a card to all targets in the team. Each card grants the target two random effects, lasting until they are unable to fight.
When the target who obtained the card launches an attack, Hua Wu o Wuming will deal an additional attack to the enemy's next action unit based on whether the damage is odd or even, with a random attribute of 80%/240% of the total damage dealt.
Cards: There are four types: Crying, Laughing, Angry, and Calm. Each card has one stackable buff and one non-stackable debuff.
Cry: Final damage increased by 24%, speed reduced by 8%.
Laughing: Speed increased by 24%, attack power decreased by 8%.
Rage: Increases critical strike damage by 24%, decreases critical strike chance by 8%.
Calm: Effect resistance increased by 24%, damage taken increased by 8%.
Arriving, Lao Da! Thunderous Elbow! — Finishing move consumes 4 [cards].
Deals damage equal to (number of cards remaining in the team * total number of weaknesses of all enemies * 80% of own HP) to the enemy target with the highest initial resilience and adjacent units. Also grants self [Thunderbolt Elbow] for 3 turns.
Thunderbolt Elbow: When unleashing an attack, it deals true damage equal to (240% of the user's own health + 80% of the user's own attack power).
Talent—the two jokers in poker, what can I say, what are you doing?
For every 24 energy points consumed/gained/overflowed within the team, and for every 2400 health points restored/reduced/overflowed, Hua Wu o Wuming gains one [card]. A single target can have a maximum of 54 [cards]. For each [card] a team target possesses, Hua Wu o Wuming's critical hit damage increases by 8%.
Traces—An Endless Joke
For every 100 points of health exceeding 5000, the initial number of [cards] upon entering the battlefield increases by 1. When unable to act, immediately consume one card from your team and transfer that effect to the enemy target with the highest attack.
Actions – Be a clear-headed leader
Additional attacks have a 24% increased critical hit rate and prioritize dealing damage to the enemy's existing weakness attributes. Furthermore, after activating an additional attack, all debuffs on your own cards are nullified.
Actions – Calm due to rationality, cold-blooded due to optimism
When all targets in the team have more than 80% health, your own health increases by 240%. When other targets in the team activate/release their ultimate skill, you gain one [card].
One Life [The Tragedy of Humanity]: Whenever an enemy target gains/loses a stack of any status effect, your current maximum health increases by 8%. For every 100 health points above 8000, all attribute resistance penetration increases by 8.4%.
Second Life [Aha? You're not convinced?]: When the enemy's health is below 100%, lose one layer of buff for every buff gained.
Third Life [A seemingly useless Star Soul]: Ultimate Skill Level +2, Basic Attack +1
Four Lives [Ketchup, Chili Sauce, Honey Sauce, Onii... It's my nameless sauce!]: Upon death, consume 2 cards to restore 80% of your health and increase your maximum health by 80%. This effect can trigger 8 times, with an additional trigger limit after using two finishing moves.
Fifth Fate [I know the difference between Star Soul and Fate Constellation, but they are the same thing.]: Combat Skill Level +2, Talent Level +2
Six Lives [Actually, I don't know how to deal cards at all]: When attacking a normal unit, deal additional true damage equal to 100% of its maximum health. When attacking an elite/boss unit, deal additional random attribute damage equal to 8% of the target's maximum health.
Light Cone: "Aha! Thunder God Palm!"
Life: 2233
Attack: 666
Defense: 6
[My slap is an act of justice]: Increases speed by 24%, health by 24%, and critical hit rate by 24%. When the wearer launches an additional attack, it will randomly nullify any buffs on a target.
The story goes that "a man in a suit stepped out of the headquarters of the world's largest economy and was attacked by a bunch of masks that suddenly appeared."
"Become Aha's messenger! Aha likes you very much."
The man smiled and grabbed one of the masks.
"You've got something. Give me a reason why you want me to become the next genius bug?"
But after this issue, more and more masks appeared, attempting to block the man's path.
"There is no reason; happiness comes from a momentary whim."
"It's okay to be sad, but please make your laughter come from the heart."
"Become a smile, become an agent of emotions."
"To those who are unknown, please scatter surprises throughout the galaxy."
These words echoed and resonated in his mind, causing him to frown slightly.
But then he slapped the masks away and walked into his starship.
"If something seems too good to be true, it's a trap! Go back to where you came from!"
But in the unnoticed ocean, a solid, holeless mask floated silently.
Chapter 358 March 7th: I can't take it anymore. The Madmen's Group: Senior Sister! Don't give up!
Hu Lei carelessly lost the Crimson Moon, and time passed quickly. Feng Fu also completely mastered the Crimson Moon, and as a strategist, he possessed power that did not belong to a strategist.
"The power of the Crimson Moon, the blessing of Qiongsang. The gap between me and the Young Emperor is constantly narrowing... I have also tamed the resentment and obsession within the Crimson Moon. To become the king of the mortals? What a joke, I am already royalty."
He had no intention of going offside, just like his father, Feng Bo.
What he's thinking about now is how to get his young emperor out, but taking him by force is definitely not a wise move.
With only the tip of the Qiongsang tree, he was unsure whether he could infiltrate the Youqiu Prison.
After all, the passwords there change every hour, and they haven't been repeated yet. He's written down several sheets of paper just for the passwords from the last few days.
Almost all of the Bu Li people sent out died, and they still couldn't find out anything.
Aside from one piece of intelligence, after the Cloud Rider falls, either the Hunting General or another blue-clad swordsman will emerge from the Prison within 3 seconds, with an error margin of no more than 1 second.
Upon arriving at the scene, both will use a strange bracelet to treat the fallen Cloud Riders.
All that effort from a bunch of outsiders resulted in this one piece of intelligence. If things continued like this, he would have to start using his own people. This was something he absolutely could not accept.
"Damn it, that damned hunting general! And that damned blue swordsman!"
He couldn't come up with any solutions because, according to his intelligence, there were at least five more of these things on the other side, plus a bunch of crazy guys who seemed to have appeared out of nowhere.
These crazy guys are immune to control and have abstract numerical values. They spend all day outside the prison fighting each other like crazy, having a great time.
It directly became a barrier to the Dark Prison.
He angrily smashed the table, crying out, "Why, why! I can't think of any solution. Has my wisdom... abandoned me? No! There must be a solution; the world's problems will eventually have answers!"
Although he had been thinking about it for three days straight without sleep, he still believed that there were no absolute problems in the world.
......
Monsoon Inspection Bureau – A Certain Wild Cave
"So tired... I can't take it anymore, I'm going to die, stop for a minute... this is just..."
"This isn't the level for a beginner!"
On March 7th, his eyes were bloodshot, his legs were trembling uncontrollably, and the dizziness and heaviness in his head were constantly increasing.
There was no other reason than that, although 100 of her more than 200 junior disciples had gone to guard the prison, the remaining 100 were no pushovers either. Before the martial arts ceremony began, she was forced to train with an intensity of 1000 sets of 40-kilometer cross-country runs, 20000 weighted squats, and 40000 weighted handstands with one hand each week.
Compared to these extraordinary individuals, Yun Li's ability to swing her sword 3000 times a day seemed as laughable as dessert.
March 7th has absolutely no idea what these people are learning swordsmanship for. They're swinging barbells like swords, what kind of swords do they have?
Using your feet to hold a barbell and then doing a handstand with one hand supporting you—is this a workout method that any human could come up with? And you want to do 40000 of those? It's pure self-torture.
Moreover, this group of people loved to meddle in other people's business. Whenever they saw her resting, they would crowd around and unleash their abundant power on her.
The excuse given was: "[Senior Sister, don't give up on your teeth! Although you're our only senior sister, that's no excuse for slacking off! Start with 2000 sets of 800-ton bench presses to loosen up your muscles!]"
She might as well just lie on the ground and die.
You want to ask what the stars and the sky did?
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