"The stick is one and a half feet long, the chain is four inches long, and the total weight is 2.5 tons."

"The nunchucks have been infused with kinetic fluorescence, so the patterns on them will glow when they strike objects."

After putting the nunchucks back, Yanqing took out the sword inside. "This is a commemorative edition made from a replica of Second Master's previous sword, Xunju. It is made from meteorite iron and high-density earth steel. The sword is 3.3 feet long, 2.4 inches wide at the base, 1.5 inches wide in the middle, and about 0.824 inches wide at the tip. The total weight is 8,000 jin. With the scabbard, it weighs 8,424 jin."

"It has an excellent feel and cuts through iron like mud. It is one of the few practical and good swords produced by the Craftsmanship Department. It's just not very beginner-friendly."

Jing Yuan's face flushed red, then turned purple. He hadn't expected Yan Qing to be using this kind of flower as a pretext; he had seen all three items before. After all, he wouldn't produce something related to the general without his approval.

Therefore, he also knew the prices of these things.

Four years ago, a boomerang pierced his wallet.

"And...this..." Halfway through the page, Yanqing began to sweat profusely. "Wait a minute..."

Looking at the videotape that had contributed to his one-year anniversary commemorative photo album, he was immediately ashamed. The videotape was full of embarrassing footage that those haters had taken of Hua Wu before. There was also a bunch of absurd edits featuring Jing Yuan.

He bought it at the normal price, but only realized something was wrong after taking it home. So he ran back to the merchant, gave him a set of the "Hundred-Year Pact with the Prison," and confiscated his illegal gains.

He felt that this thing must have been made using the secret techniques of the Medicine King, and the scene of two generals whipping each other with a watering can and hose in the backyard was definitely photoshopped.

This doesn't fit the persona at all.

If he were to send this thing out, his career as a bodyguard in Luofu would be over, wouldn't it?

"This...this is..."

"Why aren't you introducing it anymore? I want to see what else these businesses can come up with." Hua Wu pulled out the exorcism videotape.

"A videotape? A videotape of exorcising evil? This... could it have been filmed? I remember there was nothing around it every time. Where did this expert come from? I have to see it today."

Seeing the projector Hua Wu pulled out of subspace, Yan Qing's face turned a deep shade of liver. "This...this can't be watched!"

Hua Wu was taken aback. "Why can't I watch it? I've already given it to you. Besides, can't I, the one who's supposed to watch it?"

Looking at the videotape that had already been swallowed, Yanqing's eyes lost their light.

"This is the secret scissors passed down by the Medicine King... I put the wrong one here."

He was prepared to take the lightning whirlwind strike head-on.

Jingyuan and Huawu were stunned for a moment when they saw the scene.

"This is..."

"It seems to have happened on the second day after I arrived in Luofu."

"I remember now, this is the Water Splashing Festival you mentioned, the one for healing demonic possession."

"It really can be cured. Isn't being in a good mood the same as curing the demonic energy? I saw you looking worried like you hadn't slept well the other day, so I fooled you. But... the foreshadowing has been taken back now."

"Actually, nobody's paying attention to you. You're just bored, aren't you?"

Yanqing: No, you guys? You really did it?

Yanqing never expected that this was actually a real record.

But Hua Wu suddenly felt something was wrong. "However, how did this kind of thing get into the market? Could there be hidden cameras in the backyard of the Shence Mansion? Or are they filming from multiple angles? Judging from the footage, there are at least five."

Jing Yuan also sensed something was wrong. "That's strange. I knew perfectly well that no one entered the Shence Mansion. Who could do such a thing?"

"There are plenty of people who do this kind of thing. Take your insistence on appointing me as a deputy general against all odds back then. Just think about how many people opposed it."

"It's been a long time, and the place where this story was recorded is no longer here. But this videotape was taken from some ruins. We don't know who made it. But the person who sold it has been sent to jail by this little brother Yanqing."

After hearing Xi Qin's words, Hua Wu refused to believe it and took the videotape to trace the origin. It really was the work of the Medicine King's secret method.

He traced the clues and realized, well, good and evil are a cycle; this den was one of his first targets.

Having come to this point, Yanqing felt that his career as a bodyguard was over.

After checking the bracelet on her wrist, Yanqing decided to just tough it out. It would only hurt for a moment, anyway.

"It seems I've spoiled things. General, Second Master, come on. I'm ready."

However, neither of them understood what Yanqing was trying to do.

"What's coming?"

"What should we prepare?"

The expected shock and pain did not come. Yanqing opened her eyes and saw Jingyuan and Huawu unpacking the package.

Jingyuan wanted to see what Yanqing had bought that cost so much money.

Hua Wu just wanted to open it up and see what was inside such a big box.

Soon enough, Jing Yuan unearthed something significant: "A limited edition HD videotape of the 2nd Anniversary Water Melody Song? Is this kind of violent and bloody stuff even for sale? The management of Luofu Market should take this seriously."

Then Hua Wu unpacked something heavyweight: "General Jifeng's first anniversary collector's edition...photobook? My photobook...? What the hell is this? The recommended price is 80 credits? What kind of pictures are in this?"

"Photo album? Hmm...?" Xi Qin looked up the meaning of this thing on the Rednet.

"It's just a photo, isn't it? Let me see it."

"No."

"why?"

Hua Wu looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle and said, "I think this thing will ruin my image in your heart."

Xi Qin shook her head slightly, "No, that won't happen."

"Hey, here you go," Hua Wu said, handing the reorganized contents of the document to Xi Qin.

Although he didn't know what was being filmed inside, he knew roughly what a photo album was.

But Yanqing added, "The second master in the picture is very handsome, with all sorts of poses. Especially the one where he cuts through eight stars with his sword."

"A sword cleaving through eight stars? Wait, what about the photos here..."

"It's data from the starship you sailed before, Second Master."

Hua Wu: Buhao!

Chapter 415: A rented human rights card is still a human rights card.

At this moment, all matter was stripped of its momentum at the quark level by Hua Wu, and in the still world, he successfully changed those photos back.

"Oh, so it was retrieved from the dashcam. I thought it was from paparazzi or surveillance footage. I almost got myself into trouble. Luckily."

After glancing at the photos and confirming that everything was in order, he returned all the momentum he had been stripped of, "returning it."

Matter began to move again, and no one noticed that time had just gotten stuck in traffic.

He then asked in confusion, "I don't recall signing any related agreements or contracts."

Jing Yuan directly admitted that he hadn't expected the boomerang to fly so slowly.

"I signed all the licensing agreements for your merchandise. I originally wanted to build up your reputation so you could easily take over Luofu. But... I didn't expect you to leave at the height of your prestige."

Hua Wu put the things he had opened away back away. "Back then, what I disliked most was having a knife to my throat. If you let me manage Luofu today, Luofu will have to be separated tomorrow. That's not right."

He looked at Yanqing, patted her head, and took out two bracelets. "Those two kids took your bracelet. I'll replace it for you now. Also, in a little while, you'll take the people from the Surveillance Bureau and follow Feixiao's Star Chariot to leave Luofu."

Yanqing took the bracelet, completely puzzled. "Um, Second Master... I understand about the bracelet. But what about General Feixiao..."

"Do you remember you beat her up twice? Although the responsibility was hers, she made a request. She wanted you to come and help her wipe out the evil spirits."

Yanqing shook her head. "Second Master, I don't understand. We and everyone in the Oversight Bureau have already proven that we don't want to be dependent on others anymore..."

"This child... let me put it bluntly. You've been sold out by me and Jingyuan."

Yanqing: ? ? ?

"Wh...what do you mean? Second Master...General...what...what have you done now? I..."

Hua Wu patted Yan Qing's dazed face, "Don't look like you're about to die. They're paying you. At your speed, going back to Luofu shouldn't be too difficult, right? The new bracelet has a one-click retrieval function, similar to the boundary anchoring feature in the expansion."

"Go home if you want. They paid ten million to hire you, and there are monsters everywhere over there. It's war every day. Doesn't that fit your dream of being a chivalrous knight?"

"She won't restrict your freedom or order you around. You can practice your swordsmanship on the front lines. But there's one thing: you can't just cut down planets."

"As for the rest... we'll know when she arrives."

After hearing this, Yanqing understood. An invincible sword needs a scabbard to conceal its sharpness.

And his sword sheath is—Yaoqing.

Meanwhile, the alliance has already become suspicious of Luo Fu, and his departure would be tantamount to Jing Yuan showing weakness. If the alliance were to do something, they could use the information gap to catch them off guard.

Furthermore, Fei Xiao's possession of the Crimson Moon cannot be revealed. He's using it as insurance. If the Crimson Moon loses control again... no matter what happens to Fei Xiao, Yao Qing will definitely crash. Whether it's being devoured by the crazed Fei Xiao or sunk by a hunting meteor.

Another point is that if he goes to war with Yao Qing, his logistics will definitely be guaranteed. If he were to go out and have fun on his own, the logistics would definitely be in chaos.

Because he hadn't considered logistics at all.

After all, the bracelet is like a wheelchair; it can even remove the hunger debuff.

He had seen through the truth behind this assignment. With so many reasons and responsibilities, looking across Luofu... indeed, only he was capable of doing it.

He raised his head and looked at the passing starships. "No need. I understand the intentions of my two masters. Yanqing will certainly shoulder the responsibilities he should."

Hua Wu and Jing Yuan didn't say much, just assuming that Yan Qing was using the phrase "the generals must have their reasons for doing this" to numb themselves again.

Fei Xiao didn't hear Yan Qing's last sentence, and she wasn't the kind of person to force others. She just felt... it was a waste to keep such a powerful warrior in a greenhouse.

"I could hear you talking about contracts, orders, and going home from afar. If Yanqing doesn't want to, then so be it. Although he's incredibly capable, he's still young. His reluctance to leave home is understandable..."

Yanqing handed one of the newbie bracelets to Jingyuan and then turned around. "No, General Feixiao. I accept. Eliminating evil... is the same everywhere until it's completely eradicated."

The new bracelet records coordinates; the old bracelet came from Jingyuan.

His two had already been given to Xing and Qiong.

He set the first coordinate here, and a picture of this moment appeared in his mind.

Feixiao still doesn't understand where Jingyuan got so many "human rights cards." On her side, there's one unsuitable military doctor and one delusional shadow guard. The military doctor's training is a life-or-death struggle. The shadow guard just keeps saying, "General, don't even dream about it, I can't do it."

Looking at Jing Yuan's side, although the hunting tiger from before has flown away, a powerful and valiant guard has inexplicably appeared, able to give her free advertising.

But it's alright, a borrowed human rights card is still a human rights card. She can already see the battlefield, a thousand miles of frozen ice and ten thousand miles of snow (blood).

She accepted the advertisements she saw during her trip to Luofu; unlocking a human rights card by watching ads was worth it! As for the money? It went through the official accounts, so it had absolutely no impact on her personal accounts.

"General, since Yanqing Xiaowei has already accepted this..."

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