The moment he turned around, before he even saw the person, he said, "Excuse me, thank you. Do you want to get a membership card?"
"I don't need it... but you might need to get a Phantom Moon Card!"
A mask was clipped onto his smooth screen surface, becoming part of the display.
"You're a T... Eek!"
"Shh... Let's create some humor after we change the rules."
The golden tie fluttered in the wind, leaving behind only a cell phone born from the resentment and fear of the people of Erxiang over the internet outage.
......
At the entrance of the teaching building—
"Don't you have classes? Get out of my way! If you block my way again... I'll start bullying you!"
Qiong's warning is like a grain of sand thrown into the ocean in the midst of a noisy life, unable to cause even the slightest ripple.
He suddenly had a flash of inspiration and chose the most abstract fighting style.
He raised his hands high and shouted, "Look over here, everyone! I have something to announce!"
"I am Thunder King Kong, Awoooooo!"
He jumped five meters high and then slammed to the ground, shattering the floor into pieces.
Those around them were astonished to see that the mentally ill person had transformed into a Thunder King Kong. The mentally ill person already had high magic resistance, and this Thunder King Kong's physical damage was clearly maxed out.
After a moment's thought, the students who had gathered around scattered and fled.
"Buddy, are you out of your mind?"
"Awoooooo—!"
Xi Lian: Please enter text
"Brother, are you even human? I'm not going to study anymore. I'm dropping out of school to study your behavior just now," Xing said, giving Qiong a helpless thumbs-up while fixing the floor.
Qiong spread his hands, "Well... Danheng also has a Heavenly Azure Dragon, right? What's wrong with me using Thunder Vajra? There are so many people, I had no choice but to resort to this. I can't just attack people directly, can I? This isn't Pinocchio, where if you kill someone here, they're really dead."
Dan Heng's face darkened even more. "I didn't name it Tian Cang Shen Long myself."
Qiong's actions shocked Bai E for 114514 years, and his filter was about to shatter completely. "Partner, how about we go somewhere else? I felt like you were acting a bit strange just now."
Qiong looked helpless. "Bai E, if I don't go crazy, who will? How can I drive them away if I don't go crazy?"
"Okay, maybe I shouldn't have come. Let me check if my takeout order has arrived. If not, I'll change the address. Hmm? Why can't I see it?"
Qiong looked at Xing with a blank expression as she saw that the network was unavailable on her phone. "Sis, doesn't your phone case have one-click network access? Where's my network?"
Xing stared at Qiong's phone and murmured, "Strange, why is the internet down?"
She took out her phone, and a message popped up saying "Network unavailable."
"Huh? How dare you cut off my internet? No, the internet isn't cut off... it's just that this interface pops up automatically as soon as I connect. Strange, when did this virus appear?"
March 7th muttered, "Maybe it's a tactic by the academy to promote their packages? Didn't they send me a big phone number earlier asking if I wanted to sign up for a SIM card?"
Dan Heng felt it was unreliable. "March, I don't think he has that kind of power. If he could do that, he wouldn't need to ask you if you want to apply for a card."
"That message stone tablet that we passed by? People thought there were giants here, similar to the mountain people."
"That mobile phone? Is that thing a person? And it can even sell business? Is it some unlucky guy who was punished for having the worst sales performance and turned into a mobile phone?"
Qiong put away his phone and stared at Xing, unable to understand it at all.
"Speaking of which, you learned how to be a person at art school? What were your thoughts on that?"
Xing looked utterly dejected. "This is what Ji Zi wanted. This is her alma mater. Uncle Yang will temporarily be my teacher through some connections."
"Huh? Is this a horror movie? Speaking of which, what's this about being set up by capital?"
"She made a fortune, and then she lost all sense of decency. She called for backup."
Dan Heng and San Yueqi's eyes held a hint of disdain and nine parts helplessness.
Dan Heng said calmly, "She siphoned off 78.91% of the total funds in the economic market of the Pearl Star Consortium and the Wish TV station. But Ms. Zhenzhu did not pursue her responsibility, and even used it as a bargaining chip for cooperation with the Starry Sky Train."
Upon hearing this, Qiong wondered what had happened. It turned out he had only embezzled some money. "Only 78.9 yuan? What kind of conglomerate can't afford to live like this? I thought you had embezzled hundreds of millions. Wait a minute, shouldn't you be in the School of Economics? This Hui Shi Academy is an art academy."
Danheng was about to be defeated by Qiong's ears. "It's 78.91% of the total market funds. That's an astronomical figure. She almost destroyed the entire economic market of the Two-Phase Paradise."
"Oh...which conglomerate is that?"
Xing looked dejected and said, "The company's."
"Friend, don't be angry. I've tried to persuade your sister that this behavior is wrong, but she won't listen."
Qiong Yi thought, "If it's from the company, shouldn't we try to get it right away?" "From the company? That's right. Round it off, and it's gold dust, isn't it? Round it off again, and given my life-or-death friendship with Old Sand, I can probably get it a few more times without any problems. You can try a couple more times, and then mention my name."
Dan Heng was speechless. "Qiong, let me remind you, Zhenzhu and Shajin are both members of the Stone Heart Ten. They are at the same level."
"Same level...it seems I'll have to use it again."
Danheng: ......
March 7th: ......
"What I'm saying is...aren't you two really afraid of losing all your credit scores?"
"It's okay, I'm using the Sand Gold account. My credit score... well, my account isn't even open yet, my credit score is definitely full."
March 7th turned her head to the side, "So they really are siblings?"
Seeing the embarrassment on Qiong's face, Bai E asked appropriately, "Partner, how about I give you some extra lessons first?"
Qiong pretended to think, "That makes sense. If I stay here any longer, I'll have to go to this school to do my own drawing too. Little sister, take my advice, you'd better find a finance school. Your talent can't be wasted."
Xi Lian watched the two of them sneakily running towards the outer gate of the academy, and she couldn't understand how they had become like this. "Partner, Bai E, you guys are... being too obvious."
"Ouch—"
Qiong and Bai'e crashed headfirst into the intersection of the academy and the road.
Qiong scratched her head. "This...an invisible wall? I didn't even enter an open-world game."
Bai E touched the invisible wall of air in front of him and said, "There's something unseen blocking the way."
Suddenly, a line of text appeared on the invisible barrier: "Excuse me, would you like to apply for a membership card?"
Bai E stared at the line of text. "What does this mean? Is it for getting a card? Partner, is it necessary to get a card to leave this academy?"
Qiong couldn't hold back. You can't leave without a card? That's impossible. If a road is blocked, use your fists to open it.
"I'll fucking sue him! Those damn unfair terms, take my Pioneer Explosive Punch!"
"boom----!"
The entire academy trembled violently, as if it had been struck by an immense tremor with the power of a magnitude 50 earthquake.
The two school buildings next to the road were damaged; the glass was shattered all over the ground, and the walls were covered with cracks.
With one punch, Qiong turned the entire academy's teaching building into a dangerous structure.
"There's also damage sharing?"
The scenery before them rippled like the surface of water, and the illusionary creature that was selling campus cards emerged from it. However, his screen displayed a signal bar, and the smallest bar was a white, square mask.
"Student, if you want to leave without getting a card, it's going to be difficult for me."
Qiong stared intently at the illusory creature before her, her knuckles cracking as she clenched her fists. "You damned profiteer..."
Chapter 704 What's wrong with the online world?
"I'm not doing it!"
Qiong gripped both ends of the illusory seed's screen with both hands, and with a sudden burst of strength, tore it in two.
Sparks flew everywhere, and that illusory creation made a regrettable exit... just kidding.
Suddenly, the cell phone in Qiong's pocket went berserk and popped out of his pocket, eventually transforming into something identical to the illusory creature.
"You...you bastard!"
The phone screen displayed a grinning mask: "Hey kid, if you don't apply for a card, then the card will have to apply for you."
"Snap—"
The burning dawn pierced the laughing mask, setting it ablaze.
Bai E pulled out his phone, which he had already crushed to pieces. "In this situation, you have no way to revive me, right?"
The illusory creature before them exploded into dust, and then the academy's broadcast system rang out.
"Haha, these two students who don't want to get a SIM card are really unique. But guess how many cell phones there are in the whole college? And how many people have ever gotten my SIM card?"
"And who told you I had to use my phone to revive?"
"I am speaking for the millions of people who cry out in the middle of the night about the internet outage, because of their anger and hatred over the lack of internet and signal."
"The dependence on and trust in mobile phones, all the emotions we have towards the internet and mobile phones..."
"And thus, the ultimate fantastical species was born—so many!"
Bai E was speechless. Looking at the phone fragments on the ground, he seemed to know what Tie Mu's reaction was to him. If Tie Mu had any consciousness, "What? The conditions for the creation of this thing are... too childish!"
Qiong is already numb. The Elo mechanism has kicked in. He should have put on a show when he played against his own Phantom Seed last time.
What kind of match was this?!
The octagonal cage where you can't leave without a card.
The Octagon shares health with the Academy.
Does having a cell phone in the academy grant unconditional resurrection?
Isn't this kind of dung monster theoretically invincible?
"What do you mean by people's obsession and resentment over being disconnected from the internet creating phantom species? No, is the mechanism of this thing really that abstract?"
“Partner, there’s another way.” Bai E pointed one finger to the sky and the other to the ground. “The sky and the ground cannot be completely closed off.”
Bai E launched himself into the air, causing the entire academy to tremble once again.
Bai Er crashed at the speed of light after hitting the barrier, his feet leaving a pair of spider webs on the ground.
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