"What is it? Jingyuan, what is it? Did you find those cracks from earlier?"
"This...you should ask Ji Feng. He should know."
Yao Guang smiled on the surface, but in his heart he had cursed Luo Fu's two henchmen a thousand times. "Him? What else can he do now besides eating, drinking and having fun with that Jue Mie Da Jun?"
Jing Yuan spread his hands and said, "If that's the case, apart from having two guns stuck in my waistband, I'm pretty much the same."
(Yao Guang: The Luofu Genuine Works forum is finished!)
"Do you know what 'big snake chewing' means? Is it some kind of code between you two?"
Jing Yuan recalled the word; he remembered it wasn't "snake," but "dog." "Wasn't it 'big dog chewing chewing'?"
Yaoguang:?
She almost laughed in anger. A snake and a dog? Where did these two generals, snake and dog, come from?
"Huh? What is that 'big dog chewing' thing again?"
Jing Yuan paused for a moment, "Do you really want to know?"
"think..."
Jing Yuan cleared his throat and then hummed, "Cough cough, ding-dong chicken, ding-dong chicken, big dog, big dog, chew chew chew."
(Yao Guang: Reversing Cause and Effect, Hunting Hunt, Flying Star Arrow, Emperor's Bow and Fate, Patrol Storm!)
After hearing this, Yao Guang's eyes cleared up. She wanted to summon the Emperor's Bow. "You'd better explain what this means."
Jing Yuan only remembered that Hua Wu would hum a few lines now and then, but he really didn't know what those lines were. "I don't know. Maybe... judging from the literal description, it's something like a big dog eating chicken bones?"
"General Shence, can you be normal for once? I'm terrified of you like this." Yao Guang could see Luo Fu's future at a glance, because Luo Fu had already lost his future.
Jing Yuan couldn't understand why Yao Guang would travel so far just to ask about the lyrics. He wouldn't say who the actor was, but he certainly didn't act like that.
"This is just a tune Ji Feng hums; there are a bunch of other little tunes like this. There's also a line he often hums: 'Wei A Shui You Er Gan... Ah~ Ah ah~ Ah ah~ Ah ah ah ah'"
"But what did he say to you? Why are you asking me this?"
"Why? Because there are only 30 minutes left in the 12 hours he mentioned. He told me there's some kind of giant snake chewing and told me not to encounter it. He also said that if I did encounter it, I would transform into the strongest stun gun of the Emperor's Bow." Yao Guang looked at the time speechlessly. There were 24 minutes left on the countdown.
"A...a firecracker? Uh...did he really say that?"
“I did say that, and then I said that Teng Xiao had the largest impact, and that I didn’t have as much impact as Teng Xiao.”
The metaphor was a bit hard to believe at first, but it became even harder to believe after hearing it again. Jing Yuan could guess that the giant snake referred to some kind of dangerous creature, and that he might end up sitting at the same table as that wild iron tomb.
"Well... Mr. Yao, what's your own opinion?"
Yao Guang looked like a dead man. "I don't want to watch at all. There are still 20 minutes left before I become a 'crash cannon.' Maybe this is fate, destiny, a fallen general... I don't see any possibility of either of you falling, so..."
Jing Yuan felt that from the moment his intellect fell and began to collect its debts from the entire Milky Way, the fortune-telling profession became inaccurate. Even if Yao Guang inherited the seven phases of the Emperor Bow's vision, what if the Emperor Bow misjudged him?
"General Yao Guang, don't be so dejected. What if you miscalculated? Young generals like you should be full of vigor."
"General Shence, don't you know that for a diviner, being unable to predict the three words is more terrifying than death? Use your Shence to think of a way, I only have 8 minutes left."
"Wait two minutes."
Jing Yuan took out his phone and clicked on the profile picture of the user whose nickname was "Absolutely Fierce Tiger".
Jing Yuan & Absolute Ferocious Tiger —
Jingyuan: What is "Big Snake Chewing"? What's the difference between it and "Big Dog Chewing"?
The fierce tiger: the first one is greedy, the second one is stubborn.
Jingyuan: Gluttonous?
Absolutely Fierce Tiger: Yes. The snake eggs are hanging in the sky.
Jing Yuan: Is Huan Yue a snake egg? And is the snake a glutton?
Absolute Ferocious Tiger: Probably. Otherwise, why would the mask's ability be to absorb willpower and strengthen the visitor?
Ferocious Tiger: This function isn't in my Pleasure skill list, but it is in Gluttony's. I call it Energy Assimilation.
Jingyuan: I understand.
Absolute Ferocious Tiger: Oh, right, there's one more thing. I don't know if my destiny has mutated, but I seem to have gained a skill called reality anchoring. As long as I believe my deduction is correct, even if the facts are completely opposite to my deduction, I will uncontrollably get caught up in the boundary.
Absolute Ferocious Tiger: Because I've never found reasoning so simple before, I find it very strange. I suspect that my hunting intuition and intellectual calculations have intersected.
Fierce Tiger: Where are they?
......
"The great serpent refers to gluttony."
"and then?"
"Big dog is a meme."
Yaoguang:?
That's it?
"That's all. General Rong Tao's journey is extremely dangerous, so be extra careful and don't act rashly. According to him, this glutton is not the same as the other glutton; it's trapped in its egg. Just be careful."
Yao Guang looked at the sky at a 43-degree angle, gazing at the first hint of dawn breaking on the horizon.
That's the same thing said, no wonder she fell. Wouldn't it have been the same no matter who was in her shoes? She hit Obolos? Then that cannonball must have been really loud.
The first ray of sunlight pierced the night and shone on her face. "Ah—my life has come to an end..."
She disappeared, a sense of relief washing over her as she vanished from the rooftop.
The light of the hexagram turned into light.
Chapter 730 The 2-Hour Survival Challenge
"Wow... I'm not surprised at all by this development."
Yao Guang felt relieved. As soon as he came out, he saw a lump that looked like a piece of old chewing gum rolling and moving on the blood-red ground.
The eyeless snake head above, with its gaping, bloody maw, devours everything that stands in its path.
Even though the thing had no eyes and was far enough away from her, she still wanted to ask, "Does this have anything to do with snakes?"
In her view, it was a black ancient beast with a lot of tentacles that could open their mouths to eat, a creature that had absolutely nothing to do with snakes.
Looking at the mass in the distance, Yao Guang stood on the ruins and muttered, "Do I really have to stay in this godforsaken place with this creature for two hours?"
"Should we attack? No, we'll die... That intense imaginary fluctuation will probably blow the entire Two-Phase Paradise away."
"Damn it, I can't figure it out. All I can see with my Guanyin Eye is a blood-red mess. Could it be something like Ji Feng said, gluttony?"
She was speechless. Shouldn't a character with such high intelligence be quietly pushing the main plot from the shadows, playing a game of cat and mouse with the mastermind behind the scenes as usual, and finally dragging the gods down with her?
What do you mean she was pulled in to fight the BOSS?
The alliance's strongest general left the alliance to travel, and even started dating a young lady from an opposing force, who was also the top military and political leader of that opposing force.
The old strategist of the alliance seemed to be deeply affected by the departure of his vice general. Wearing a black hat and with two toy guns in his pocket, he insisted that he was a righteous knight-errant in the martial arts world.
Only she, the poor newbie, will be forcibly teleported to the BOSS's main arena to face a tense and exciting 2-hour survival challenge against a BOSS with maxed-out stats.
She was so frustrated she wanted to curse. She looked at the giant life form two hills away from her. Even if it wasn't a glutton, it was at least a fragment of one.
Moreover, this thing only looks slow; in reality, its forward speed is at least 8 times the speed of sound.
"Since things have come to this, let's draw a fortune stick first."
A bright red ominous sign appeared between her index and middle fingers.
"Uh..."
She watched as that blob, which looked like 824 billion Liangzi fused together, rolled through city after city like Pac-Man.
The tremors beneath her feet grew stronger. Gazing at the massive, black snake, she estimated its distance from her, its diameter, and its height, before a relieved smile appeared on her face.
"I estimate the distance to be thirty kilometers, the serpent to be three thousand meters in diameter and two thousand four hundred meters in height. Based on the divination and the abilities it displays, my chances of winning... are almost zero."
The giant snake seemed to have heard something and rolled towards the ruins where Yao Guang was.
"Have we been discovered?"
Faced with the giant serpent that appeared to be a fragment of gluttony, Yao Guang summoned the complete form of Wei Ling—Kalachakra Tenchi Myōō!
Is she going to go?
No, she flew away on her mount, Welling.
Just kidding, her spirit was originally meant to ward off evil and bring good fortune. This huge monster lying there, a byproduct of the Gluttonous Fate, is the kind of super monstrous creature that's both tanky and deals damage, and can even heal itself by leeching blood.
With a support general and a support spirit, she's guaranteed to lose against this kind of weak monster that requires top-tier damage dealers to break its mechanics.
Moreover, she has absolutely no experience in dealing with this kind of life form, so it's impossible for her to use her Sparrow Fist on this monster, right?
"I won't suffer a loss now. Hour, let's go."
......
Painting World Academy —
Xing looked at Walter speechlessly and said, "Uncle Yang, let's not be greedy for such small gains next time."
Walter's face turned red; his dignity as an elder had been shattered. He had almost had his account canceled because of getting a campus card.
"I...I just wanted to support that classmate's startup project, I didn't expect this classmate..."
Qiong chimed in, "Didn't expect him to be a wolf in sheep's clothing, right? It definitely wasn't because of something like the first month's rent being waived, was it?"
"Uh..." Walter was speechless, because he had specifically checked whether there was a contract period when he was applying, and was surprised to find that there wasn't.
That means he could have canceled the card before leaving the two-phase amusement park and thus gotten a free month of data.
Even though he had more data than he could use, he didn't miss the chance to take advantage of the situation.
"Mr. Walter, this is a classic case of being penny-wise and pound-foolish. Is this what you call learning by example?"
"Can't we just ask the stars for help with network and data traffic?"
Bai'er and Xilian also delivered two more blows to Walter.
Walter now wanted to bury himself in a black hole. "Kids, stop pointing fingers at me and scolding me. People always make mistakes when they walk on the road."
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