Monster Hunter: I can accept monster quests

What did the cat see?

Flower Cat saw an incredibly beautiful little cat, as captivating as a celestial being, and it even had the same skin color as Flower Cat, making it one of only two cow cats in the New World.

What else could this be but a marriage ordained by heaven?

It began racking its brains to recall the flirting techniques the old cat next door had taught it.

"Old Cat seemed to have said that it should be used as a starting move..."

But the Black Cat completely ignored the Flower Cat's coy yet burning gaze; it was still pondering the words the Great Horned Dragon had just heard.

The Great Horned Dragon said things like, "I won't let you sleep tonight...", "Get ready for the dragon's charge...", and "I'll show you what the Black Horned Dragon is all about..."

It can understand, but it doesn't quite understand.

Just as it was using its millions of years of experience to analyze the meaning of these words, it suddenly turned around and somehow rolled down and fell into Chen Yan's arms.

It subconsciously felt a moment of comfort, then immediately became furious.

It's a black dragon, not your fat cat. You dare to just hug it? You probably don't know the terrifying feeling of divine punishment striking you...

It was actually quite comfortable, even more comfortable than resting my head on that girl's lap...

Chen Yan looked at the unfamiliar cow-patterned cat nestled in his arms, half enjoying itself and half baring its teeth and claws, but not afraid of people at all.

Chen Yan was quite surprised when he looked closely; it was 97% similar to the flower cat.

The difference of three points is so small that most people wouldn't notice it, no wonder Harley mistook it for a real cat. But Chen Yan could tell the difference between the real and fake cat at a glance.

The real tabby cat has black backgrounds and white patterns, while this fake tabby cat has white backgrounds and black patterns.

Secondly, the fake tabby cat's tail tip has an "Oreo (black, white, black)" color, while the real tabby cat's tail tip has a "Lioli (white, black, white)" color.

The most crucial third point is that the fake cat is missing two bulging bells between its legs.

However, judging from its smooth and clean fur, round and plump body, clean and tidy nails, clumsy scratching movements, soft and fluffy Spinosaurus form, and pink paw pads... it is clearly an Palico that is not good at fighting.

"Whose lost Palico are you?"

Chen Yan smiled and took out a cat treat, stuffing it into the cat's paw without saying a word. The black cat was furious and wanted to throw it at his face, but after smelling the fragrant scent, it couldn't lift its paw.

I'll only eat half! After I finish half, I'll throw the other half in his face!

Seeing that it was eating with relish, Chen Yan tried to gently stroke its little head.

The black cat, annoyed by being petted, stretched out its paw to scratch, but Chen Yan grabbed its soft, fragrant paw and kept stroking it. Even the tough, thick-skinned claws of an ancient dragon couldn't withstand his massage techniques, let alone a cat with its plump, thin skin...

The black cat, with a cat treat in its mouth and dazed eyes, meowed softly as if begging for mercy.

Seeing how obedient and docile it was, Chen Yan then used words to bewitch it.

"If you don't have an owner, would you like to be my Felyne companion?"

The black cat's mind went blank. It almost nodded in agreement, but at the last moment it remembered that it was there to seduce him, not to be seduce by him. So it meowed and refused to agree.

Harley saw Chen Yan trying to lure Elfcats away, so she quietly nudged Flower Cat and gestured towards the sticky human and cat.

"Hua Miao, weren't you determined to have Chen Yan all to yourself? Now he's cheating on you right in front of you. Aren't you going to go up and scratch his face until it's covered in bruises? Or were all the things you said before just empty words?"

The cat's face immediately turned red, and a few hairs on its forehead stood on end as it argued.

"Having another kitten doesn't count as cheating... Kitten!...Can having a kitten count as cheating?"

Then came a string of incomprehensible phrases, such as "we'll be family sooner or later," "one child can have eight," and "we all have to rely on him to support us," which made Harley laugh out loud, filling the wasteland with a joyful atmosphere.

Chen Yan asked for a long time but couldn't get any answers. Even the cat, who was fluent in the language of the Elu cat, couldn't quite understand what it was meowing.

I chatted with Harley for a bit more and learned that she found it from Bai Hailong.

The two guessed that it was probably an Elf Cat that lived at sea with the ship.

Judging from its physique, it's easy to see that its companion must have cared for it a lot, otherwise they wouldn't have been able to raise such a beautiful cat. It's just a mystery why it fell into the sea and was carried away by a sea dragon.

When we get back to the hunter's camp, we can ask around to see if anyone has lost their Palico.

Since that's the case, let's keep it with us for now. We won't lack food for it anyway.

Chen Yan tentatively pinched its chubby cheeks and asked if it would like to live with him temporarily. Seeing that the little cat did not object, not only was the flower cat overjoyed, but the black cat also secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Despite some twists and turns, they still managed to reach this human being.

And without arousing his suspicion, the first step of the strategy was perfectly accomplished!

Next, we should proceed with the second step of the plan.

Just as it was basking in the wonderful scene of its strategy gradually being completed and Chen Yan finally crying out and begging for mercy in front of it, its tail, which was hanging down, was suddenly gently hooked.

When the black cat looked down, it saw that the fat cat that had caused it so much suffering had somehow come closer.

Realizing it had successfully drawn the little cat's attention, the tabby cat, which had its back to it, inhaled, pulled in its belly, puffed out its chest, raised its head, and stretched its tail straight. Amidst the roar of its own V8 engine, it made a magnificent turn.

The sounds of clanging and banging, and crackling and popping, were incessant.

All sorts of strange and bizarre monster scales and fur covered its entire body, even its forehead was covered with ancient dragon scales in purple, black, blue, red, and dark blue...

This outfit is absolutely stunning.

Seeing the little cat staring at it blankly, as if blinded by the light, the flower cat was extremely smug.

With all that priceless material, how could it not charm a mere little kitten?

Chapter 188 The Strongest Always Do Push-ups at Night

"Meow, Meow, are you asleep?"

Chen Yan teased the cat sleeping on his stomach with jerky. Its little nose twitched, probably because it was pulling on the claw marks on its face, and its whole round face trembled.

Seeing that the flower cat didn't move, Chen Yan gently lifted it up and quietly placed it on the little horned dragon's wing.

"Duo Miao, Duo Miao, are you asleep?"

Chen Yan continued to test him with dried meat, but Duo Miao, who was lying on his lap, seemed to be sleeping even more soundly and did not react at all.

Seeing that it didn't move, Chen Yan gently picked it up and carefully placed it in the thick grass nest next to the little horned dragon's wing. After thinking for a moment, he put the flower cat on the ground and pulled the little horned dragon's wing over the flower cat.

We should always be a little more considerate of women...

Just as he was getting up, Hua Miao suddenly hooked her claws onto Chen Yan's sleeve and murmured in her sleep.

"Why am I being looked down upon? All the treasures I've painstakingly accumulated could buy a whole commercial street in the Old World. A peerless handsome cat like me, with money, strength, and good looks, why would I be looked down upon...?"

Chen Yan thought for a moment, then gently stroked the cat, plucked some loose fur from its body, rolled it into a ball, and handed it to the cat's paw.

The cat was overjoyed, hugging the kitten tightly in its arms, a silly, innocent smile on its face.

Chen Yan nodded.

"Hmm, this little bit of fur from Duo Miao should be enough for you to smell for three years..."

Chen Yan got up, trying not to disturb anyone, but Harley, who was sleeping on the other side, opened one eye and glanced at Chen Yan's furtive back. She wanted to follow him to take a look, but she couldn't bear to leave the warm bed with the horned dragon wings. She muttered a few words and chose to continue sleeping.

Anyway, there are plenty of monsters here, including ancient dragons and horned dragons, and they all obey Chen Yan, so it's not her place to save them if anything happens...

The moment she closed her eyes, another pair of eyes suddenly opened.

With a glimmer in her eyes, Duo Miao clearly saw that Chen Yan was trying to slip away.

Its body went limp, transforming into a cat-shaped pancake, and it slid out from between the grass nest and the little horned dragon's wings. It hadn't forgotten the strange things the big horned dragon had said during the day. Now that it was dark and windy, it was the perfect time to follow them and see what trouble this man and dragon were causing.

It had only run a few steps forward when it suddenly turned back. It tried to snatch the cat fur that the cat was holding in its arms. When it saw that the cat wouldn't let go, it scratched it with its claw. The cat let out a small cry of pain and had no choice but to let go.

Seeing that Hua Miao had seamlessly switched to a mournful face, Duo Miao suddenly felt much better, beaming with joy, and couldn't help but tug at its fat face again.

"Hmph, I'll tear it, I'll tear it, I'll tear it all! Who told you to flaunt so much junk in my eyes during the day, making my eyes water? I'll tear your face out of shape!"

The cat whimpered and trembled, as if begging for mercy.

"You wicked fat cat, you think you can get my... my dragon's fur? You'd better beg on the ground for a hundred or two hundred years, don't even think about it!"

After tormenting Flower Cat for a while, Do Cat finally felt relieved. It patted its paws and quietly followed Chen Yan's footsteps.

Fortunately, there was no wind tonight, otherwise, with Chen Yan's wobbly steps, Duo Miao would have been completely confused.

As it slowly slid down the slope into a secluded cave, it expected to see something, but when it peeked out from around the corner, it saw nothing but piles of cactus fruits of various sizes, and no human or dragon figures.

"Huh? Where did they go? They were definitely heading this way."

Duo Miao climbed up the cactus fruit in confusion, searching high and low, but she couldn't find Chen Yan no matter how hard she looked. Just as she was about to give up and decide to go back and pluck some more flowers before going to sleep, her pink paw pad was accidentally pricked by a cactus thorn.

It cried out in surprise and rolled down the sand, half of its body buried in the sand, and several cactus fruits that rolled down with it hit its head a few times.

Just as it was feeling dizzy, it suddenly heard a faint sound coming from next door.

"Mrs. Horned Dragon, you're so lame! I didn't utter a sound when you were doing squats up there, but now that it's my turn to do push-ups, don't you dare yell at me... Put your annoying tail aside!"

The cave trembled slightly, and quicksand fell down in a soft rustling sound. Duo Miao listened intently for a long time, and apart from the occasional suppressed groans, she could only hear Chen Yan's occasional arrogant and unrestrained laughter.

What exactly are this man and dragon doing?

Duo Miao couldn't understand much, so she started struggling to pull herself out, trying to squeeze to the other side to take a look. But Miao Miao didn't have much strength, and she had eaten too much barbecue that night. The more anxious she was, the less she could get out.

Having finally managed to pull himself out, and just as he pressed his ear against the rock wall, a loud bang suddenly came from above. The thick rock wall was smashed and a large hole was torn open. A jet-black winged claw trembled as it reached out and gripped the rock wall tightly.

But as the entire rock wall shook violently a few times, the wing claws went limp as if a muscle had been pulled out, and immediately retracted.

"Retracted" is not quite the right word; "pulled back all at once" would be more accurate.

Accompanied by an alluring whimper, Chen Yan's unrestrained laughter rose again.

"So I can be this strong! I always thought it was because I was small, had low fuel capacity, and carried little ammunition that they looked down on me. Now I know it's not that my combat power is too low, but that those unreasonable ancient dragons are too strong!"

Dome was itching to go to the other side, but it was too short to reach the big hole, so it had to bring over a few big cactus fruits. After placing them on the ground, it carefully stepped on the cactus fruits, climbed the rock wall, and peered inside.

Before it could even see anything, it accidentally stepped on a thorn with its paw and let out a startled cry.

As the "meow" echoed, the cave opposite suddenly trembled. When Duo Miao finally looked inside despite the pain, she found only Chen Yan lying on the ground.

Its sharp, pointed cat eyes met Chen Yan's somewhat flustered gaze.

"Which naughty little one is it? Is it Duo Miao or Hua Miao?"

Knowing she had been discovered, Duo Miao let out a soft meow.

"Ah, Dome, why are you here instead of sleeping... You ask what I'm doing? Well, I couldn't sleep, so I came to do some push-ups... Oh, don't worry about me, you go to sleep first... Listen to me, go now!"

Afraid that Duo Miao wouldn't believe him, Chen Yan "hardened" his back and slammed it into the "ground" a few times. This push-up seemed to take a lot of effort, and he was sweating profusely.