Great, we're doomed now!
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"Let ethical, economic, and legal issues go to hell, in short—"
Loli mom is the best!!!
The masked monster screamed at the top of his lungs!
...Upon closer inspection, the perforated white mask on his face looked like a pair of underwear?
【…】
At this moment, the masked man noticed a subtle change in the atmosphere; the crowd below seemed to be stirring.
Why aren't you saying anything?
Something seems a little off...
[The little girl mom is really great... but something just feels off.]
[It doesn't seem to be a legal reason, so why is that?]
The men whispered among themselves, their faces growing increasingly bewildered.
Seeing this, the masked man scratched his head: "Was the mental suggestion too weak?"
Just as he was about to put in even more effort, an ordinary-looking nerdy guy in a shirt raised his hand:
"We have something to say."
"what?"
“Mr. Masked said it well, but he made a metaphysical mistake. We respect and cherish these kinds of people, but for different reasons.”
Their connection to each other cannot be equated with the 'Lolita mom' we love.
The concept of "Lolita mom" refers to someone who is petite and cute like a young girl, but has a gentle and tolerant inner spirit, providing emotional protection like a mother.
The appeal of this attribute lies in the fact that while lolis are beings who need to be cared for, they can display a maternal aura that is contrary to their fragile appearance, which is enough to protect others, further arousing men's feelings of pity.
In reality, the interaction between young girls and their mothers or pregnant women is nothing more than a crime!
The difference between these two is like the difference between a self-proclaimed lolita-loving otaku and a middle-aged man who actually does fatherly work—they are completely different things!
Masked Monster: "..."
"In short, Masked Clan member—"
The nerdy guy pushed up his glasses: "He's a pervert."
"..."
After hearing this, the masked man suddenly relaxed, as if he had lost all his strength. He then put his hands on his hips and quietly looked at the otaku, seemingly waiting for something.
"In the end, the reason why the otaku community has become so disgusting is because people with ulterior motives like Masked Man have infiltrated and ruined its reputation." The otaku continued to ramble on, his speech becoming faster and faster, spittle flying everywhere.
"I hate those KY brats who watch one or two popular anime and then act all high and mighty, never shutting up no matter where they go. We've already been trying to keep a low profile, but some people just have to stir up trouble, exposing our niche communities to the public eye. Now we can't even watch anime! Every website we open is either lagging or edited. We have to search seven or eight websites to find all the current season's hottest shows—I don't have that many memberships! The money I save could buy a True Bone Sculpture! And when I finally find an anime I like, if a character is even slightly attractive, a bunch of 'mommy fans' pop up. Are they that thirsty? They'll ship all the straight male characters?! It forces me to watch DIODIO, thinking I'd escaped this time, but it's a step backward, and now I'm probably going to have to rewatch Fist of the North Star! Superhero comic fans are unbearable too! Do you guys even read the comics? Why is it that everyone who got into these fandoms through the movies acts like they know more about the source material than I do? Even the movie directors aren't as meticulous as you—"
Bang!
The air exploded, and the otaku's body spun and flew sideways, knocking down a bunch of people.
"Sorry, it was a slip of the hand."
The masked man lowered his fist, a twitch at the corner of his mouth: "Tsk! The hint was either too subtle or too strong, driving everyone crazy... Forget it, I'm not exactly a public speaker, so let's get straight to the point—Secret Technique: Triangle Panties Storm! Oha!"
The strange man bent his knees and leaped into the air, spinning rapidly. A whirlwind raged out like a tornado, blowing the crowd about.
But miraculously, the wind tore their clothes like sharp knives, yet no one was hurt, and each of them managed to keep their underwear on, barely avoiding being completely naked.
"Hey!"
The masked monster landed on the statue, struck an Olympic athlete pose, and shouted, "Loli Mommy!"
[Loli Mom!]
—Everyone had empty eyes, assumed the same posture, and shouted out shameful words.
"Sweet!"
【Awesome!!!】
"like!"
【like!!】
"Women can get married and have children at the age of twelve. We must liberate women from the oppression of this world!"
【liberation!!!】
The frenzy spread like a virus through the crowd, everyone's expressions became distorted, while the masked monster smiled with satisfaction.
—Ring ring~
The sound of wheels rolling over the stone pavement grew closer, accompanied by the whooshing sound of the wind whistling past their ears, breaking the frenzied atmosphere in the square.
The masked man had just heard the noise behind him and hadn't even had time to turn around when he was slammed hard into the back by a powerful force—
"Justice clashes!"
A desperate scream rang out, and the strange man felt a sudden sinking in his lower back, instantly losing his balance.
Immediately afterward, a figure sprang up with the momentum, spreading his arms wide to firmly embrace the masked man's waist from behind, his voice booming: "Ye Yi, lead the righteous capture!"
"who?"
"ah!!!"
With both arms tightly gripping the monster's torso, the force was so great that the monster frowned. Then, the two of them lost their balance and slid down the slope of the statue, falling heavily into the fountain with a "plop".
Water splashed everywhere, soaking the surrounding frenzied crowd. The crowd stared blankly at the two wrestling in the fountain, their earlier fervor gradually fading, leaving only bewilderment and embarrassment on their faces, but they were still not free from the brainwashing.
The young man was holding the strange man down tightly. He had clearly practiced grappling techniques and was trying to control the man's arm by joint lock. He was also using his knee to press against the strange man's back.
Once it takes shape, it's difficult to break free even if the strength is doubled—but the monster's arm strength is no joke!
"Annoying, get out of here!"
The attacker felt as if he were holding not flesh and blood, but a hydraulic rod of metal. Even though he had locked the joints, he could not stop the other man from slowly extending his arm and watched helplessly as the strange man stood up again.
"Humph!"
--puff!
The man was thrown out, rolling twice on the ground, soaking wet, before quickly getting to his feet. He should have suffered a considerable impact, given that his riding-style armor looked rather cheap and its defensive capabilities were questionable. But the eyes behind his goggles were exceptionally determined, fixed intently on the strange figure emerging from the fountain.
"I am the number one C-rank [Unlicensed Rider]. Whatever you did to these people, stop now, or you'd better be prepared!"
"Huh? What knight did you say?"
The strange man picked at his ear, poured out the water, and didn't seem to care at all.
The man in the armor felt a sudden chill in his heart:
The strange man before them clearly possessed special abilities, and while Mumen Rider was brave and fearless, he was also aware of his own limitations and knew that he had virtually no hope of winning against such an enemy.
He originally intended to use his reputation to stall for time—although he was only the top-ranked C-class monster, Mumen Rider's fame was quite good, and he might be able to make the monster hesitate.
But in reality, this guy doesn't care about hero rankings at all.
"I said, no matter who you are, it's incredibly rude of you to hit someone with a bicycle without even saying a word."
The masked man seemed aggrieved: "I didn't do anything wrong."
"What did you say?!"
The unlicensed rider turned to look at the hundreds of half-naked men in the crowd: "You're still pretending to be innocent after all this? Are you even thinking straight?"
"Really, I'm a civilized and polite modern person. Isn't expressing my views on the street an inherent political right of us? I'm just looking for my supporters, no different from those officials."
And...you see, they agree with my idea too.
"—!"
The unlicensed knight suddenly felt a chill. His eyes darted to his left, where he saw that half-naked men had surrounded him, reaching out their hands to encircle him as if they were zombies.
"No!"
The unlicensed rider instinctively dodged, causing the other person to fall to the ground, but then another one rushed up.
"hateful!"
The unlicensed rider was suddenly caught in a dilemma—
His strength is more than enough to deal with ordinary people. Although he is only a C-level and has no superpowers or high technology, he maintains his condition through high-intensity training, which can be said to have pushed his physical fitness to the limit of "ordinary".
It's capable of dealing with ordinary disasters, such as wolf-level monsters.
The wolf-level monster can already ignore small guns, but his fists can subdue them. He could easily take down ordinary people with one punch... but he can't do that!
Because he is a hero!
boom!
A fist landed on the Mumen Rider's face. He raised his hand to push the other away, but more punches and kicks kept coming, forcing him to adopt a boxer's defensive stance and crouch slightly, waiting for an opportunity to break through.
That armor, which wasn't particularly good to begin with, was actually quite effective against punches of average force.
"...Let me go! Wake up! Damn it...Fight me, don't hurt them!"
How do you know this wasn't voluntary?
Haha... Don't get me wrong, I'm not a bad person.
We were distorted because we couldn't remove our cheap 20-yuan underwear from our heads, and as a result, we were accused of being perverts.
【The Eccentric Man with Twenty Masks】!
However, even though I have suffered such unfair treatment, I have no resentment towards this world. On the contrary, I love humanity deeply and I am determined to make everyone understand my 'great love'!
Goodbye, all child pornography laws!
That way everyone will understand me—”
The masked man stretched out his arms, his breathing heavy beneath the mask.
"Join my 'world of love'!"
--superior!"
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