Konoha Drunkard

"It's a good thing your dad didn't give it to you, otherwise countless aunties and grandmas in Konoha would have suffered!" Ebisu said with a hint of jealousy.

Not only Ebisu, but all the children present looked at this guy who coughed and acted cool all day with envy, especially Asuma and Obito.

The Transparent Release and the Byakugan are the two bloodline limits that most men in the ninja world have wanted the most in recent years. The Transparent Release, in particular, has dominated the top spot on the rankings for several years, while the Byakugan can only rank second. Even Hiruzen Sarutobi and Jiraiya secretly researched it, but in the end... neither of them had the luck to achieve it.

"...But this has nothing to do with me, right?" Kadian rolled his dead fish eyes and said. In Kadian's mind, apart from becoming stronger, he didn't care about anything else.

Just like last time, his future wife Kurenai Yuhi hinted to him many times that it was Kurenai Yuhi's birthday the day after tomorrow, and that she wanted to go for a walk in the streets with Kaden.

As a result, Kakashi stared blankly at Kurenai, completely oblivious to what she meant. "It's your birthday, you can go out if you want, why are you telling me this?" This infuriated Asuma, who wanted to duel her. If it weren't for the vast difference in their strength and the desire not to embarrass himself in front of his dream girl, Asuma would have already charged at her.

"Can't you care about the important matters of Konoha? You're a member of Konoha!" Asuma said, covering his face.

"But... what's the use of worrying now? It's better to spend your time training hard to improve your strength." Kadian looked at these little brats speechlessly; their minds were always filled with all sorts of nonsense.

"Yo! Kakashi! You really are the rival I acknowledge for life! Let's have a youthful showdown between men after school!" Little Green Guy struck the signature pose of the Green Skin family at Kakashi, dazzling the eyes of the little brats in the classroom and even the newly arrived Kame Saburo.

"...Ugh!" Kadian's head ached just looking at the energetic green-skinned Kai. The unreliable middle-aged man's prediction had come true; he had been annoyed by the green-skinned Kai for the past six months.

Although Obito would challenge him to duels, those were always at school, and Obito was a low-level player with no equipment or runes, so a simple basic attack would finish him off.

And this little green-skinned Kai is the most annoying one. He even comes to his house to bother him on weekends. Moreover, the little green-skinned Kai's physical skills are getting better and better, his strength is getting greater and greater, and he is also a stamina monster, which is extremely difficult to deal with. Doesn't he know that the Hatake clan is not known for its endurance?

“…Sigh!” Standing at the door, Kame Saburo listened to a group of kids talking loudly about the Danzo advisor incident, and his head started to ache when he saw that Kakashi was still in the same deadpan state.

Originally, when Shanks asked him to be the homeroom teacher of the sons of Konoha's White Fang and the Hokage this year, he was so excited that he didn't sleep for several days in a row and kept clapping his hands with his wife. From that day on, his wife stopped going out to get her hair done at night.

But after being Kadian and Asuma's teacher for a few days, he was so worried that his hair turned white. That night, I couldn't even enjoy a good time with my wife. His wife went out to get her hair done again.

One is the son of Konoha's White Fang. His talent goes without saying; he became famous at a young age. However, his personality has frustrated him greatly. He covers his face, leaving only his eyes showing, which is one thing, but the most important thing is that this child always looks dead and never takes the initiative to interact with his classmates. He seems to be contemplating the meaning of life every day.

As for Asuma, the son of the Hokage, there's not much to say. Apart from having decent talent, I can't think of any other merits he possesses.

He's practically a little thug, relying on his father being the Hokage to completely disregard his teacher. He's the complete opposite of his older brother, that little green seedling from Konoha. It made Kame Saburo wonder if this kid was even the Hokage's son. One seed planted, yet two different kinds of fruit sprouted. He could only silently say to the Hokage, "You're amazing! You truly deserve to be Hokage!"

There was also a little green-skinned Guy, someone his boss Shanks had asked him to put in the elite class. Since it was his boss's arrangement, it wasn't wrong to take care of him. So, at first, Shanks was very attentive to this green-skinned Guy, often inquiring about his ninjutsu skills. But upon closer inspection, he discovered that this guy couldn't even learn the basic Three Body Techniques—a talent-related issue. This made Kamezaburo want to cry; he couldn't believe his boss would betray him like this.

209. Educational Issues of Prestigious Families: "Technique Subscription"

In Kame Saburo's opinion, this little green guy has no other strengths besides being a bit hot-blooded and willing to risk his life for his training.

As for the Uchiha clan child, it completely shattered his worldview! Is this really an Uchiha? Could it be a case of being switched at birth?

His taijutsu is the kind that gets him easily defeated by basic attacks, and his carefree personality shows absolutely no trace of the typical Uchiha clan traits! As for shuriken and kunai, forget about it; he almost wiped out his reproductive ability last class. And ninjutsu... he's been chanting the Uchiha's signature Fireball Jutsu for a month, and all he ever does is spew black smoke. Is this really the Uchiha clan? Thankfully, his years of teaching experience have kept him from completely losing his composure.

"Ahem!" Kame Saburo coughed and walked up to the podium!

"Go back and sit down! Asuma, go back to your seat, there's no room for four people." Kame Saburo reminded Asuma, who was still standing next to Kamen Rider's future wife.

"Hahaha!" The little brats laughed loudly, especially Obito. When choosing seats, he deliberately followed closely behind Rin. As soon as Rin sat down, he immediately sat down next to her. Asuma was more unlucky. His red followed closely behind Kakashi. When Kakashi sat down, she sat down as well.

However, Kaden's choice of seat was a bit unusual; he chose the middle seat, so Red could only sit on the side. And Kaden's other side was already occupied by a girl. Although he was arrogant, he couldn't bully a girl, or he would be spitting at her.

"Tch!" Asuma scoffed and returned to his seat, which was separated from Kurenai by an aisle. They were so close, yet it felt so far away.

"Alright, today I'm going to announce a new rule that the Hokage just issued, and this rule will also be included in future exams. But before that, I want to ask everyone a question!" After Kame Saburo finished speaking, he glanced at Kakashi without leaving a trace.

"Huh? You want to ask questions?" a group of kids exclaimed.

"Hehe, this is a very simple question, and it was just a sudden thought of mine. I ask you, after you become ninjas, if you and your comrades encounter an enemy and your comrade's life is in danger, will you choose to disregard your comrade's life to complete the mission, or will you abandon the mission and cause serious damage to the village, taking your comrade back to the village for treatment?" Kame Saburo asked.

"Of course we should abandon the mission! What's the difference between a person who doesn't care about the lives of their comrades and an animal!" Obito shouted.

"Hmm! That's Obito's answer. Are there any other answers?" Kame Saburo began to appreciate Obito. Although his talent was mediocre, at least he had a heart that cherished his comrades.

After Kame Saburo finished asking his question, the little kids below fell into deep thought, and in the end, none of them gave a different answer.

"Why did the teacher ask us this question?" Kadian asked at this moment.

"Well! Actually, it's not exactly a secret. Some time ago, Lord White Fang took two subordinates to the Land of Earth on a mission. However, during the mission, they were surrounded by a large number of Iwa ninja. To save his subordinates' lives, Lord White Fang abandoned the mission and led his men to break through the encirclement. However, abandoning the mission caused serious damage to the village!" Kame Saburo said, looking at Kakashi.

"Wow! Lord White Fang actually failed his mission? No way!" the kids exclaimed in surprise as they looked at Cardinal.

"Kakashi's dad is so powerful, how could he fail a mission? That's unbelievable!"

"Tch! Didn't you hear what the teacher said? It was to save two subordinates. If it weren't for those two subordinates dragging him down, Lord White Fang would have completed the mission long ago."

"Four countries! Lord White Fang actually managed to break through the Iwa ninja's encirclement with just two people!"

"That's so cool! I want to be a ninja like that when I grow up!"

........

These kids were all focused on different things, completely ignoring the village's losses. Their primary concern was simply their strength!

They grew up hearing stories of Konoha's Red-Haired Shanks and White Fang, the "gambling, prostitution, and drug kingpin," especially White Fang and Red-Haired Shanks, whose exploits were even in textbooks! They never imagined that such a powerful White Fang would fail his mission!

"Do you think Lord White Fang's choice was right?" Kame Saburo asked the crowd.

"Of course!" a group of kids shouted.

Kakashi remained silent, never expecting that his father would fail a mission. From a young age, his father had taught him that for a ninja, the mission was more important than their own life. But now, his father was abandoning a mission, and he couldn't understand why. Kakashi suddenly felt that the father he had always admired was deceiving him.

Kaden remained silent all the way home from school. When Hatake Sakumo returned in the evening, he kept staring at his father.

"Kakashi, what's wrong?" Sakumo Hatake asked when he noticed Kakashi staring at him.

"Father, why did you abandon the mission? Didn't you teach me before that for a ninja, the mission is more important than one's own life?" Kakashi's voice trembled slightly.

"...You're still young, you'll understand later!" The educational methods of prestigious families are always so rigid. They don't pay attention to children's psychological problems, and even if they discover them, they won't say anything. As long as they are powerful, that's all that matters.

Just like Itachi and Neji later on, Itachi had a strong ability to regulate his emotions, while Neji encountered a savior and used his persuasive skills in a great battle.

Kakashi clearly lacked the abilities and luck of the two people mentioned above. In addition, the Hatake clan has a tendency to be stubborn, so after hearing his father's words, Kakashi became even more certain that his father was deceiving him.

Without a word, he ran out of the house, and Hatake Sakumo, being incredibly carefree, just sighed as he watched Kakashi's retreating figure, and that was it... Anyway, Konoha was his territory, nothing would happen...

Kakashi ran and ran all the way down the streets of Konoha, and the first Naruto-style parkour was born, attracting 100% attention.

"Hey? Isn't that Kakashi? Where is he rushing off to? His moves are so cool!" The old lady from the Four Emperors was showing off her love with her little rocket launcher on the street when she suddenly saw Kakashi developing a Naruto-style parkour and exclaimed.

"It's probably... one of your dad's training methods..." Little Cannon said, stroking his chin.

"No, I sense that something's off about his mood," Big Mom said, puzzled.

“Let’s go take a look. You tell Slug to inform your old man,” said Little Cannon.

Big Mom nodded, and after the Summoning Slug went to inform Shanks, she and her mini-Rocket went after them.

210. Kakashi still wants to graduate early with "Spell Subscription"

Big Mom abandoned Shanks and Haruko, the two lonely old ladies, to go on a date with her little rocket launcher. Just as Shanks and Haruko were finishing their meal and discussing whether to have Kaido or Rayleigh, "Bang!" Miss Slug appeared on his dog's head.

"Miss Slug, it's very impolite to suddenly disturb a couple's normal life!" Shanks had just finished speaking when a sharp pain shot through his kidneys.

"Shanks, Linlin asked me to tell you that she saw Kakashi running around in the streets of Konoha, and he seemed a bit off," said Miss Slug.

"Is that so? But... shouldn't Kakashi be looking for his father if he's upset? Why is he coming to me... Haruko-sama, I swear, I have absolutely no relationship with Yuza!" Shanks said to Haruko-sama.

"...Stop fooling around, go check on Kakashi right now." Haruko gave him a Tenseigan.

"Sigh! I can't even manage my own daughter, and now I have to manage someone else's son! This is fate!" Shanks looked up at the ceiling and complained before activating his Observation Haki to search for His Majesty Kakashi.

After scanning Konoha with Observation Haki, they finally found Kakashi on the edge of the village. Behind Kakashi, in the distance, was a couple showing off their affection.

Kakashi is really fast; he's almost at the Valley of the End. Shanks closed his eyes and swung his sword, ←↓→↑←↓→↓→! The next moment, he appeared near the Valley of the End, where the Flying Thunder God Kunai was buried, waiting for Kakashi.

"Hey! Kakashi, are you exercising after dinner? Why are you alone? You should go find your little wife to join you!" Not long after, a white-haired boy was seen running towards them from a distance, and Shanks appeared in front of him.

"...Get out of the way!" Kakashi stared coldly at Shanks, looking ready to fight at the slightest provocation.

"Hey! This is just a little kid!" Shanks' Observation Haki read Kakashi's thoughts; he had indeed lost his way on the path of life.

Simply put, he suddenly realized that the things his father had taught him since childhood were completely different from the ideas that had been instilled in him. This made him feel like he had been deceived by his father, even though everyone thought his father was right and a hero.

"...None of your business, get out of the way!" Kasper still had a cold look on his face.

"Hey! You know how short-tempered I am, no one in the ninja world has ever dared to talk to me like that. You're the first one." Shanks rolled up his sleeves, looking like he wanted to beat him up.

“…” When Kadian saw him roll up his sleeves, he immediately drew the short sword from his back and looked at him warily.

"Heh heh! You want to fight back? You've got a real problem!" Shanks saw his expression and reached out to give him a loving bounce, a "wrinkle-removing" treatment.

Kaden dodged the outstretched hand, turned around and delivered a side kick. Although using Observation Haki to bully a brat was despicable, who cared? Did anyone see it? He grabbed Kaden's kicking foot with his left hand, his right index finger turned black, and gave Kaden's handsome head a loving flick.

"boom!"

"Ouch! That hurts!" Kadian was held up in the air by his feet, and he rubbed the small bag that had bounced up with both hands. It hurt so much, the kind of pain that went straight to his heart.

"How was it? The 'love bounce' was pretty cool, wasn't it? This is a move I developed specifically to teach you brats a lesson!" Shanks said smugly.

".Bang!"

Just as Kadian was about to kick him while he was being cocky, before he could even make a move, another bump popped off his head.

For the next half hour.

"Bang! Bang bang bang bang bang bang!" The sound echoed throughout the entire forest.

"Brother Shikaku... will Father kill Kakashi?" Big Mom and Little Rocket asked worriedly as they watched Buddha Kakashi from afar.

"Well, it's okay... We used to get beaten up like this all the time." The little rocket launcher looked at Kaspersky's current state as if he saw his former self.

In the forest, Shanks looked at Cardinal's lifeless and submissive state, and said, "Well? Have you figured it out? If not, let's continue."

"...Why did Father do that? He was the one who told me that the mission was more important than life." Tears welled up in Kadian's eyes.

Shanks put Card down on the ground, feeling utterly speechless at the rigid thinking of the Hatake clan. Hatake Sakumo was just like that when he was a child, but he never encountered a situation like his son's. Later, as he grew up, he gradually understood many things.

But he didn't know how to teach his son what he understood, so he could only teach his son the way his father had taught him, thinking that what he could understand himself, his son would understand in the future.

"It's true that the mission is more important to this person than his own life, but that doesn't mean that the lives of his companions are less important than the mission! If you were on a mission with your dad and he was in danger, would you save him or ignore his life and go to complete the mission?" Shanks said, rubbing his temples. Damn it, he always has to comfort people. He doesn't know any verbal skills, all he knows is how to talk big and talk a lot.

"...Then why did he teach me from a young age that missions are more important than life?" Kadian sat up and looked at the waning moon in the sky.

"...Because he believes you are a genius just like him, and that you will understand these things on your own one day. The way he teaches you is the same way your grandfather taught him!" Shanks organized his thoughts.

I can't exactly tell him, "Your old man, that straightforward guy, is terrible at teaching kids. If it weren't for your uncle, you might have become a wealthy heir who ended up in obscurity..." and then trace your lineage back through that tuft of white hair on your head.

"..." After hearing this, Kadian stared intently at the waning moon in the sky.

"How is it? Have you figured it out?" After a long while, Shanks asked after seeing that Cardinal's mood had improved.

“...Uncle, I want to graduate early.” Kasper turned around and looked at Shanks.