Konoha Drunkard

“But there are only three of them, and there are seven of us. Who should go first?” said Suigetsu Hobutsuki.

“I definitely want to be the first one. I was the one who got tortured first.” Pipa Juzo said without thinking. He could be the first one to be beaten up. He still vividly remembers the pain.

“Count me in too, I’m the second one.” Suigetsu Hozuki also took out Samehada.

“I’m next, no objections, you all line up!” Tongcao Yeren said to the others, taking out his hammer and axe.

The three green-skinned guys were huddled together in fear, still having to wait in line! Their backsides were in danger today. They'd forgotten all about resisting; how could three kids, only a year out of school, possibly take on seven seemingly tough guys? They never imagined their ninja careers had barely begun and their backsides were already in danger. This world is terrifying!

"Clang! Clang!"

Just as the three green-skinned boys were preparing to face the coming darkness, the three men who had spoken earlier threw their ninja swords in front of them. The three boys were dumbfounded!

"...What's going on? Weren't you going to toy with them?" The three boys looked at the three people in front of them blankly.

"What are you looking at! Pick up your ninja sword and chop this piece of iron as hard as you can!" Kusanagi shouted menacingly.

"...Oh!" The three boys shuddered and each picked up their ninja swords, hacking at the black iron with all their might.

"Jingle bells!"

Suddenly, the sound of hammering echoed through the woods, reminiscent of the glittering clang of Los Angeles' aristocracy.

"Put more force into it! A little to the left! Haven't you ever eaten? You green-skinned brat, a little lower! The angle is wrong!" When Kirigakure Seven suddenly realized how satisfying it was to curse people in this way, no wonder that red-haired guy liked to torture them while cursing them. This feeling was just too exhilarating!

Ebisu and Genma Shiranui suppressed their urge to cry and frantically forged the ninja swords, which were larger than their bodies, with both hands. They were willing to suffer the consequences, thinking that these seven people must have been driven mad by the vice principal to come up with this way to toy with them.

Ebisu and Genma Shiranui were heartbroken, but Gai was excited. He hadn't expected the Seven Ninja Swordsmen to be so friendly, actually teaching them taijutsu and even lending them their swords to practice. Gai listened attentively to the three's opinions, holding a hammer in one hand and an axe in the other, and then smashed the black iron in front of him.

"Why does this green-skinned brat seem so excited, unlike the other two?" Black Hoe muttered to himself as he cursed until his mouth was dry. He noticed that one of the brats seemed to get more excited the more they cursed him.

"Could he also be a pervert? The kind who likes to be abused?" Kushimaru Kurihara said.

“You know what, I think it’s actually possible! Look, the other two are already in so much pain they’re about to cry, but this green brat still looks like he’s waiting for us to scold him,” said Tongcao Yeren, stroking his chin.

"What should we do then? Should we continue cursing?" Watermelon Pufferfish Demon asked hesitantly.

“Continue. If he continues like this, we’ll kill them first, then go to Konoha and find three more to continue forging,” said Juzo Biwa, stroking his chin.

"..." After hearing the seven people's words, Green Skin Kai and the other two began to calm down. You can mess with us if you want, but you also want to continue to capture people from the village to mess with, making the three of them accept from a young age that "I love Konoha, and the people of Konoha who love me cannot be forgiven."

The three exchanged glances, communicating with each other through their eyes.

Green-skinned Kai: You guys go first, I'll hold them off. This is the edge of the village, they won't dare chase us too far.

Ebisu: No! I will not abandon my comrades.

Genma Shiranui: Same as above!

Green-skinned Kai: If we don't leave, none of us can leave. I know my dad's forbidden technique, which can hold them off for a while.

Ebisu: Anyway, I will never abandon my comrades.

Genma Shiranui: Same as above.

"Hey! What are you kids doing exchanging glances? Trying to run away, are you?" Suigetsu Hozuki said, looking at the three men's constantly twitching eyebrows as he sheathed his ninja sword.

"They don't need to run anymore, but whether you want to or not is another matter." A person glowing green appeared in front of Green-skinned Kai.

"Father! Why are you here? They are all Jonin. You, a Genin, can't beat them." Green-skinned Guy said worriedly when he saw his father standing in front of him. Although everyone in the village said that his father was the strongest Genin, the strongest Genin was still a Genin. He was no match for seven Jonin.

“Kai! True victory is not about defeating the strong, but about protecting what is most important to you in the future! You go first, I'll cover your retreat!” Green-skinned Dai gave his son a thumbs up.

"Haha! So he's just a genin. You made such a grand entrance, it scared me!" Suigetsu Hobuki laughed, carrying Samehada.

"Let the two of you die here today!" Muli Jinba licked his lips wickedly.

286. Are all Konoha genin this powerful?

"Please take Kai away! Open the Gate of View!" Green-skinned Dai shouted, the green light on his body growing stronger and stronger.

"What's going on? It seems to be getting stronger and stronger!" Wu Li Shenba said with wide eyes.

"Are female...Konoha genin this powerful?" Suigetsu Hobuki said, his lips trembling, as Samehada in his hand began to struggle again.

"Father!" Green-skinned Kai saw that his father had already opened six gates, and he would die if this continued.

"Take Kai away!" The green-skinned ninja looked at Ebisu and Genma Shiranui with intense pain.

"Kai! Let's go, don't let your father's efforts go to waste!" Ebisu desperately pulled on the green-skinned Kai.

“Yes! He risked his life for you! We can’t let him down!” Genma Shiranui also pulled Green-skinned Kai along.

“…Waaah!” Green-skinned Kai stopped struggling when he heard the two men’s words. He looked at his father with a deep gaze, gritted his teeth, and ran towards the village with his friends. It was still not too late to find someone to rescue him.

"Ah! The Gate of Shock opens!" Green-skinned Dai Lian and his two sons had already left and no longer cared. He opened the Gate of Shock, and the green light on his body turned blue. The powerful airflow generated blew away all the trees and rocks.

"Wow... such terrifying chakra!" Suigetsu Hozuki's legs went weak. Was this for real? Were all the people of Konoha this freakish?! One red-haired demon was bad enough, but now there's this guy emitting green light, which has now turned blue!

"Go! Stop him from continuing!" Jinpachi shouted in a panic, grabbing his ninja sword and charging forward.

The other six also reacted and rushed forward with their ninja swords.

"Not enough! Unleash the power of youth! Open the Gate of Death!" Green-skinned Dai watched as the Seven Swords charged towards him opened the final gate, his entire body enveloped in red flames, and kicked the Seven Swords rushing towards him.

"Evening Elephant!"

A red elephant head charged toward the seven knives, shattering all the trees and boulders in its path.

"Too strong! Get out of the way!" Kisame Hozuki shouted in terror as he saw the charging red elephant. He ignored the others and immediately dodged. The others also subconsciously avoided the red elephant, but Green Skin Dai's kick was too fast and it was too late.

"boom!"

"Ah!" "Ah!" "Ah!"

After a deafening roar, the dust settled, leaving a crater hundreds or even thousands of feet deep in the ground. Seven figures remained within the crater. The four at the forefront were struck directly by blades! They were beyond dead, while the other three, grazed by the giant elephant, were also severely wounded.

"Run!" The heavily wounded Sanbatou, terrified at the sight of his four companions' corpses, forced himself to scramble away, his body ravaged by injuries. This Konoha genin had killed all four of them with a single kick, three already severely injured; another kick and they wouldn't even be left with a trace. Were all Konoha ninjas freaks?!

"Huff huff!" Green Skin knelt on one knee beside the deep pit, looking at Seven Knives with tears streaming down his face. Were these seven people too weak or was he too arrogant? These seven people could have been kicked away if he had just opened the Gate of Shock. Now he had messed up his rampage and felt his body starting to collapse. He could only wait to die.

Fortunately, he had already killed four of the knife-wielders. He couldn't chase after the remaining three. His life force was constantly draining away, and the scenery in front of him was beginning to blur.

"Father!" A voice came from afar, but Green-skinned Dailian couldn't even turn his head to look at his son.

"Hurry! They're over there!" Mitarashi Shishou was so shocked by the sight of four corpses in a deep pit over a thousand meters deep that he couldn't find his way out. "Damn, that's strong!"

The loud noise had drawn them here, and they discovered the three young boys. They learned that the legendary strongest genin had helped them hold off the Seven Swords of the Mist, so he hurriedly led his men over, but it seemed too late now.

"Father!" Green-skinned Kai hugged his father, his snot and tears indistinguishable.

"Ah! Kai, it seems I have won!" Green Skin said to his son with a smile while nestled in his arms, then closed his eyes and died.

"Father!" Green-skinned Kai cried out, holding his father's body.

"Kai! Your father was a great ninja!" The members of the Anbu clearly lacked the talent for comforting people; they were more accustomed to seeing the dead than the living. At this point, Zixiao didn't know what to say.

"Kai! Uncle Dai doesn't want to see you sad either." It seems my future tutor has a knack for this.

"Yes! I'm alright! My father was a hero, and I'm proud of him!" Green-skinned Kai said, wiping away his tears and holding his father's body.

At this moment, Hiruzen Sarutobi also arrived with a group of Anbu. How could Hiruzen Sarutobi not know about the huge commotion caused by the Evening Elephant? He quickly used his special crystal ball to check the situation and saw a man with flames instantly kill the Seven Swords of the Mist with a single kick.

"Slap!" He couldn't help but slap himself! Wasn't this the taijutsu powerhouse Shanks had mentioned to him? He hadn't paid much attention back then; without ninjutsu talent, even the strongest taijutsu user could only kill a regular Jonin at best. He never expected this powerhouse to have such skills—a true double-crown ninja! How could he have missed it? He immediately brought his men over, determined to save the man's life, but he was too late.

"Lord Hokage!"

"Lord Hokage!"

Green-skinned Kai and his group also saw Hiruzen Sarutobi with a handprint on his face.

"Child, your father was a great father, and a great hero of Konoha! He sacrificed himself for you and the village. We who are alive must live on to protect the village of the dead!" That's how smooth a politician's words are; with just one sentence, he turned back the tears from Green-skinned Kai's eyes.

Hiruzen Sarutobi looked at the green-skinned Kabi and then at his eldest son with a kind expression—definitely a future Red Flower Twin Blades! While the design was a bit unusual, that didn't matter much. He'd promote him to Chunin in a couple of days; a hero shouldn't bleed and weep too much!

After Hiruzen Sarutobi returned to Konoha with everyone, he took Green-skinned Guy to the Hokage's office alone, mainly to find out what kind of operation that red giant elephant was, and how it was so powerful that even a Super S-rank ninjutsu couldn't achieve such an effect.

Green-skinned Kai told Hiruzen Sarutobi about the effects of the forbidden technique, the Eight Gates, without reservation.

"...Just now, Father opened the Eighth Gate, and his body couldn't withstand the impact of the chakra, which is why he died," Green-skinned Guy said sadly.

"...Child, take heart! Tomorrow the village will vindicate your father; he is a hero of Konoha. During this time, you should rest at home and prepare for the Chunin Exams next month. Alas! It was my oversight. If I had paid more attention back then, your father wouldn't have..." Hiruzen Sarutobi patted Might Guy on the shoulder to comfort him.

Hearing Green-skinned Guy's explanation, he gasped. He hadn't expected his village's strongest genin to be so powerful, having developed such an awesome forbidden technique! Power dozens of times greater than a Kage-level ninja! No wonder the Seven Swordsmen were kicked to death four times over. Although he lost one Double-Flower Red Staff this time, he discovered a future Double-Flower Red Staff, but no matter how he thought about it, Hiruzen Sarutobi felt he'd lost out. He originally had two… "Slap!" He couldn't help but slap himself on the left cheek again!

287. Learn from the spirit of the Green Leatherman

"It's all that bastard Shanks' fault! Why didn't he know better back then? He only said Shanks was good at physical combat, who the hell could have imagined he was this bad!" Hiruzen Sarutobi got angrier and angrier. He even wanted to give Shanks a raise last time, but now that's out of the question! He's made Shanks lose a double-flower red rank!

If Green-skinned Dai were still alive, why would he need to worry about Kirigakure? Let him lead the team to the Land of Water, and Shanks continue to block the Raikage. It would be even more stable than the Second World War!

"But the Green Guy family seems to be very impulsive. They could have easily defeated those seven swords by opening the seventh gate, so why did they open the eighth gate to their deaths? It seems we'll have to keep an eye on Might Guy from now on!" Hiruzen Sarutobi didn't know that Green Guy Dai was just too excited and couldn't stop himself, so he opened the eighth gate. Afterwards, he regretted it to death. Who would want to die if they could live to be with their son?

The next day, Konoha gave Green Skin Dai a truly grand funeral, and at the same time, it vindicated him. If a ninja who could kill the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist with a single kick was still a genin, he would be heavily criticized. So the village posthumously conferred upon Green Skin Dai the title of jonin! At the same time, his deeds were widely publicized, especially his decades of grueling training, where he never complained even after being a genin for decades, and finally sacrificed himself to protect the village.

Might Guy's deeds also sparked a movement in the village to learn from his spirit, especially among the school teachers, who, under orders from Hiruzen Sarutobi, lavishly praised Might Guy at the school.

Two weeks later, Might Guy, known as the strongest genin in Konoha, used a forbidden technique to instantly kill the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist with a single kick. He killed four of them, severely injured three others who fled, and finally, this strongest genin in Konoha also died.

When this news broke, everyone was first shocked, then puzzled. They were shocked because the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist were the pride of Kirigakure! They were actually defeated by a Konoha genin with a single kick. They were puzzled because they wondered who this strongest genin was and what forbidden technique was so powerful that it could defeat seven swordsmen.

"What! Uncle Dai is dead?" Minato was also saddened when he heard the news on the battlefield of the Land of Earth. He owed part of his success to the training he received from the green-skinned Dai.

"...Sigh!" Kakashi thought of that middle-aged man with the green glow, the one who always talked about youth. He wasn't surprised that he could kill the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist with a single kick, but it was a pity that such a passionate man was now gone. What happened to the green-skinned Guy who challenged him all the time?

"Teacher, do you also know Guy's father? What is that forbidden technique that's so powerful?" Obito didn't expect that besides Kakashi, another of his classmates had a powerful father, who was also the strongest genin who was said to be able to kill a jonin.

"Sigh! When I was little, Shanks took me to train with Uncle Dai. He was really strong. That forbidden technique is his secret, I can't tell you, but it's very powerful!" Minato wiped away his tears and sighed.

On the battlefield in the Land of Water,

Shanks was completely dumbfounded when he received the news. Wasn't Seven Swords supposed to have been captured and thrown back to the village by him? How could something like this have happened?! Could Seven Swords be back in Konoha Prison to stage another Prison Break? And Green Skin Dai's strength was enough to easily defeat those idiots when he opened the Seven Gates, so how could he still be dead...? This is too illogical!

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Shanks needs to figure out what really happened. After all, he and Greenskin Dai had been friends for decades, how could it all suddenly be over? Kishimoto is too cruel, he doesn't even spare a supporting character!

"Old Hokage, what's going on? Weren't those seven idiots already escorted back to the village? Did they escape?" Shanks appeared in the Hokage's office.

"...They didn't escape from prison, and they were rescued as soon as they entered the Land of Fire. I deduce that it might be the Kaleidoscope, because those ANBU all died fighting each other." Hiruzen Sarutobi said after taking a few puffs of his cigarette.

"Fighting among themselves?" Shanks thought of that white object that could possess other people and control their bodies. Madara probably doesn't even have the strength to walk right now, so how could he possibly be out in the ninja world!

"But... Dai's strength should be enough to easily kill those seven idiots, right? He could have easily killed them by opening the Seventh Gate, so why would he need to open the Gate of Death?" Shanks really couldn't understand it. Those seven were only at the level of elite Jonin with ninja swords, so opening the Seventh Gate should have been enough to take them down!