Konoha Drunkard

"...Crunch...I guess I didn't eat breakfast. I don't have the energy to fight if I don't eat breakfast." The fat guy Ding said while stuffing snacks into his mouth.

"...The teacher must have been going easy on the Raikage. The Raikage is indeed getting old, and his stamina is declining too quickly, but he's also a proud person, so the teacher must have been holding back." The future son-in-law really knows his father-in-law well. With that sword strike he made on the battlefield of the Land of Water, do you dare say he's old? Try taking a sword strike from him.

"Sigh! It seems even the most powerful person can't escape the passage of time! I wonder how much strength my teacher can maintain at the age of the Raikage." Yamanaka Inoichi sighed.

"Yes, my dad coughs really badly every night now. In another two years, he won't be able to fight anymore," said the fat man, Ding.

"...I'd say seven or eight out of ten!" Little Cannon said, stroking his chin. Given his father-in-law's fighting style, he was already quite tough; otherwise, with all the major and minor injuries combined, it was uncertain whether he would even live past 50.

If Shanks knew his future son-in-law was thinking about when he would die, he'd give him a taste of his own strength and power. He's not a man whose strength can be judged by his age!

..........

Meanwhile, in the Land of Lightning, the great battle has resumed, but it's being conducted in a playful manner by the Raikage and Shanks.

The Land of Wind is different. Rasa has just succeeded as Kazekage, and it is essential for him to consolidate his position and build up his reputation. Therefore, every time Rasa launches an attack, it is a full-scale attack!

This time was no different, but this time Rasa was clearly well-prepared. He had gone to great lengths to stop that scumbag from continuing to rack up MVPs. Since your Enma could stop four Jonin, I'll send twenty Jonin and see how you stop him. Anyway, we can lose the war, but the MVP must die!

So, as soon as the two sides started fighting, before the Rope Tree Artifact was even drawn, twenty Jonin from the Sand Village had already surrounded them.

"Holy crap! Did we really have to go to such lengths?" Nawaki was dumbfounded as he looked at the twenty Jonin surrounding him.

But someone was even more bewildered than him: Rasa. Rasa went straight to Snake, but kept an eye on Rope Tree. When he saw that the disgrace of the Senju clan holding a stick and carrying three swords on his back, he was completely dumbfounded. How come there's another one?! Does the Senju clan run a magical artifact shop?!

Not only Rasa, but even Uncle Kaizo was dumbfounded. Looking at the three swords behind Nawaki, could the last one really be the Kusanagi Sword?

"Haha, Ebizo, you didn't expect that, did you! My Senju clan has everything, but we have a lot of divine weapons!" Tsunade looked at Uncle Ebizo's bewildered expression and felt a surge of smug satisfaction! If he dares to be so sarcastic again, I'll give him a fifth one.

"..." This time, Uncle Haizang was convinced. The title of the greatest war in the Warring States period was indeed well-deserved. The artifacts alone were dazzling.

"Ape Demon, how many can you hold off?" Rope Tree asked, transforming the Ape Demon into its original form.

"Six is ​​already the limit. Just because I'm hard when I transform into a stick doesn't mean I'm inherently hard!" the ape demon said.

"What are we going to do!" Nawaki cried out when he heard that Enma could only hold off six, meaning there were still fourteen for him to deal with. "Are you kidding me! Fourteen Jonin, not fourteen weaklings. I wonder if Second Grandpa's Three-Sword Technique is still popular."

"Go! No one in the Senju clan is afraid of death!" Enma encouraged Nawaki before charging forward.

"Sigh! There's no other way!" Rope Tree sighed, drew Thor's Sword and held it in his teeth, holding the two divine weapons in his hands.

"This..." The fourteen Jonin were stunned by Nawaki's skillful maneuver. They were still wondering how this bastard could wield three swords with just two hands, but it turned out that he was actually holding one of them with his teeth.

"Three-Sword Style: Thunder Dragon Slayer!"

Now that we've started, let's stop talking nonsense and activate the Three-Sword Style sword ninjutsu skills that Tobirama Senju developed for him. Whether it works or not depends on this.

The sword ninjutsu developed by Tobirama Senju was mainly used in conjunction with his Thunder God Sword, with the other two swords serving only as auxiliary weapons. However, a divine weapon is a divine weapon. A lightning dragon of about ten meters long was launched from the Thunder God Sword and rushed towards the two Jonin. Although some of the Jonin from Sunagakure were not very good, there were also some who were capable. For example, when these two Jonin saw the lightning dragon rushing towards them, they immediately hid far away.

However, they managed to dodge it, but some of the Sand Ninja behind them were knocked down by the lightning dragon.

"This will work?" Rope Tree had a solution for the Sand Ninja who had been blasted to death by the Thunder Dragon.

So, whichever of the Jonin attacking him had more Sand Ninja behind them, he would unleash his lightning there. Although he wasn't as much chakra as his older sister, as a member of the Senju clan, he still had a considerable amount. Moreover, he wielded an incredibly sharp divine weapon that was as prickly as a hedgehog. The Sand Ninja attacking him dared not approach him for fear of being cut, and could only keep him at a distance from time to time by using ninjutsu to keep him at bay.

291. You can get MVP just by racking up assists.

Nawaki and the fourteen Sand Ninjas surrounding him just kept giving each other a ninjutsu, and I would use Lightning Release on the group behind me. Even if I couldn't get a kill, I could still get some assists. And if I got a lot of assists, I could get MVP!

Because Nawaki wielded three divine weapons, the Sand Ninjas surrounding him couldn't get close to him. So whenever there was no one around, Nawaki would move to a place with many minions to fight. This infuriated Rasa, who was watching this situation while playing games with Orochimaru. Every time Rasa tried to rush over, Orochimaru stopped him. This guy was really shameless in every way. I'm speechless. If he can't be a hero, he'll be a hindrance.

"Hehe! You can't get over there." Snake stopped Rasa again. He didn't expect Nawaki to be so sneaky. Surrounded by fourteen Jonin, he couldn't get kills, so he started to get assists. Even he had to admit that sneakiness was probably this disciple's talent.

"I can't believe it. Orochimaru, you call yourself the greatest genius of Konoha in a hundred years, but you actually taught a disciple like this. It's really shameful." Since he couldn't get past Orochimaru, he could only start to talk back to him. As far as he knew, Orochimaru was a ruthless man who didn't talk much. He was seriously lacking in verbal skills. He couldn't beat him in a fight, but it would be good to annoy him.

"Heh! Only the strong survive in the ninja world." Orochimaru's talent for verbal sparring is lacking, but it would be difficult to strike him down. Even someone like Shanks, who has mastered verbal sparring to the highest level, can't do it, let alone Rasa, whose verbal sparring is only half-baked. He's far too inferior!

"Hmph! I heard that Minato Namikaze from the Land of Earth was also a disciple of Jiraiya, one of the Three Legendary Sannin. The teaching abilities of these two teachers are truly worlds apart!" Rasa sarcastically remarked. Although he would rather encounter this disgrace of the Senju than Minato, it wouldn't stop him from continuing to criticize Orochimaru. If he were to encounter Minato Namikaze, he would have no choice but to run away. The Second Hokage's Flying Thunder God Technique was truly overpowered, and he had also heard that Minato Namikaze was even more flamboyant than the Second Hokage, managing to kick that short guy Onoki so hard that he broke his kidneys.

Rasa unconsciously touched his kidneys. He was preparing to marry Karura, and if Minato Namikaze kicked his kidneys, he'd have to be careful of the neighbors...

Rasa's words really hit Orochimaru's sore spot. Although he knew that Rasa just wanted to make him angry, Orochimaru wouldn't be angry if it was comparing him to Jiraiya in other ways, because it has been proven that Orochimaru is better than Jiraiya in every way except for his own conditions that prevent him from learning Sage Mode. But when it comes to teaching ability, it really hits a nerve.

He started teaching Nawaki when Nawaki was just over six years old. It wasn't that he didn't want to teach him, but Nawaki just couldn't learn! He had done his best to teach Nawaki, even teaching him his snake ninjutsu, but unfortunately Nawaki could only learn half of everything.

Then look at Jiraiya. He was always inconsistent in his teaching, and for two years he didn't teach at all. But who could blame him when his disciple was so talented? He became self-taught and even developed a ninjutsu without hand seals.

Jiraiya would shamelessly brag about it to him every time, which was one thing since they were friends, but it really made him furious when Rasa, an outsider, brought it up in front of him.

Snake Uncle's attacks became increasingly fierce, releasing venomous snakes indiscriminately as if they were free. He had already unleashed two or three snake formations, causing havoc among the Sand Ninja around them. The snake venom that could poison the Raikage was no joke; this kind of neurotoxic poison was much faster-acting than the poisons of those puppeteers.

Seeing Snake Uncle releasing snakes everywhere and attacking more and more fiercely, Rasa realized that he had hit Snake Uncle's sore spot. He no longer cared about what was happening with Rope Tree, as he had to be careful just to deal with Snake Uncle.

The people of Konoha are really weirdos. I never thought that Orochimaru, a man of great stature, would care so much about comparing his teaching skills with his friends. How did he even develop such a brain?

Despite the complaints, it's still quite difficult for him to deal with Orochimaru. Fortunately, Orochimaru used his ultimate move to save his life, otherwise Rasa wouldn't have been able to hold out for so long.

The fighting styles of the "gambling, prostitution, and drugs gang" are completely different. Tsunade and Jiraiya's ultimate moves are also different, and Orochimaru's are of course different as well. How can someone who wants to live forever not use his ultimate move to save his life?

Tsunade's Hundred Healings Technique, Jiraiya's half-baked Sage Mode, and Orochimaru's Snake Skin Shedding Technique—each one is more powerful and more troublesome than the last.

If Jiraiya were to activate Sage Mode here, Rasa would be crippled in no time, provided that Jiraiya had the time to prepare.

While Rasa was carefully dealing with Snake's attacks, Nawaki quickly racked up about ten assists, clearly determined to be a carry.

However, since Rasa really angered Orochimaru, Nawaki was destined not to be the MVP of this war. Orochimaru's Manda could take down dozens of people with just a few swipes on the ground, and the number of kills he racked up was far beyond what Nawaki could match. However, the assist king of this war still went to Nawaki.

Rasa finally couldn't withstand Orochimaru's fierce attack and had no choice but to retreat. This time, he didn't engage in any more verbal attacks, because he was afraid that if he did, he might anger Orochimaru and secretly put a small snake in his clothes. Orochimaru's method of releasing snakes was notorious in the ninja world.

Apart from Snake and Rasa, both sides played very restrained in this battle. With Nawaki being zoned, he didn't get many kills. Although he was the assist king, he didn't get as many kills in this battle as in the previous two battles. Therefore, the MVP of this battle was given to the fiery Snake.

Therefore, neither side suffered significant losses, resulting in a stalemate between the Land of Wind and the Land of Earth, while the forces from the Land of Water are still en route! This time, Madara is truly determined to cripple Kirigakure. Half of the Hozuki clan has arrived, half of the Kaguya clan has arrived, and the Minazuki clan is also present! Including all the major and minor clans of Kirigakure, a total of over 30,000 Kirigakure ninja have been dispatched. When Jiraiya received the intelligence, his legs nearly gave way; this is the start of a revenge campaign! They only have a little over 10,000 ninja on their side. Even if the Uchiha could take on five at once, they could only manage a force of over 30,000 Kirigakure ninja.

Upon receiving the intelligence, Hiruzen Sarutobi was also momentarily stunned. Kirigakure and Konoha didn't seem to have much of a grudge, did they? So what if they split their village in two? But that contributed to Kirigakure's development, you know. Look how beautiful Kirigakure is now with its sunny beaches! Konoha doesn't even have a single beach. And those two tailed beasts have been resurrected, haven't they? If there's any deep-seated hatred, it should be against Iwagakure! Why are they so fixated on Konoha? In the end, Hiruzen Sarutobi had no choice but to send another ten thousand ninja to support the Land of Water.

292. The hatred that Uncle Ban drew

A month after the war in the Land of Wind, 30,000 troops from Kirigakure arrived at the battlefield one after another. Fortunately, Hiruzen Sarutobi's reinforcements were quick enough, with more than 10,000 ninja arriving two days before Kirigakure. Otherwise, Jiraiya would have been scratching his white hair bald.

"Jiraiya-sensei, the Mist Ninja have arrived." On the battlefield in the Land of Water, Hiashi Hyuga entered the command camp and said to Jiraiya.

"...This is really troublesome. Has the Mizukage taken too many stimulants and has nowhere to vent his anger? Last time it was 20,000, this time it's 30,000!" Jiraiya couldn't help but complain when he heard that the enemy had arrived on the battlefield.

"Last time they were probably just the vanguard, but this time they're the real elites. The Hozuki, Minazuki, and Kaguya clans have all sent quite a few people." The second male lead's father looked serious. Luckily, he had sent his son back with the Ino-Shika-Cho trio. He really couldn't handle them if they stayed here. There were just too many Kirigakure ninja this time.

"The captain is doing well now, fighting and drinking with the Raikage again." Jiraiya was so envious when he thought about Shanks fighting and drinking with the old Raikage in the Land of Lightning. Why wasn't he a gifted genius?

"Lord Jiraiya, why don't we take advantage of the Kirigakure ninjas just coming ashore and give them a good beating? It won't be so easy once they've rested up," Jasmine suggested.

"...What do you all think?" Jiraiya thought for a while and decided to ask the others, as using his brain was never his forte.

“I think it’s a good idea! It’s the best opportunity to weaken them before they’re ready,” Hiashi said.

"agree!"

"agree!"

It's understandable that the second male lead's father and Hijiki both support their brother.

"Let's gather together and launch a surprise attack on them tonight!" Jiraiya had already received the consent of both clan leaders, so he had nothing more to say.

......

"Clan Chief Hozuki, do you think the Mizukage is going to fight Konoha to the death? Last time, more than 5,000 of our 20,000 men were lost and we had to go back, and that wasn't enough. This time, he's sent most of the main forces of our three clans!" Inside the Hidden Mist camp, the leaders of the three major clans of the Land of Water were having a round-table meeting. The leader of the Kaguya clan spoke first.

"...Sigh! I don't know why either. Luckily, Konoha only has Jiraiya as their commander this time. If it were that Shanks from Konoha, it would be troublesome!" The Hozuki clan leader sighed.

He never wanted to come to this great battle, especially after learning that Shanks from Konoha was the commander here. His legs went weak; he had personally witnessed Shanks taking down a tailed beast with a single sword strike, following in his father's footsteps as the previous leader. The final strike that cleaved the village into a sun-drenched beach was a lifelong nightmare. Thankfully, he heard on the way that Shanks had been transferred to the Land of Lightning, which relieved him.

"How about... we just have a small skirmish like the Iwagakure ones, and then make a decision after they've decided on the outcome?" said the person in charge of the Mizuki clan. This time, most of the Mizuki clan members who had awakened their bloodline limits had been sent by the Mizukage. If they were to be lost here, it would be a serious loss for their clan. Among the three clans, their clan was the one that could not afford to lose the most.

"…Clan Chief Minazuki is right. It would be good to send those commoners and ninjas from smaller clans to scout out Konoha's strength first." The Hozuki clan leader praised the Minazuki clan leader.

"Agreed!" Kaguya's representative nodded. Their clan was not originally from the Land of Water, so there was no need for them to fight to the death for the Land of Water. If it weren't for the fact that they still had to live in Kirigakure, they wouldn't have come to the war with Konoha. Just like in the First World War, when Hozuki Gengetsu invited their clan, they didn't even give them a second glance. But things are different now.

The Fourth Mizukage has already spoken: if they don't step in, the consequence will be the extermination of their clan. Back then, your clan fled to the Land of Water, and it was only because the Land of Water protected you that you weren't hunted down and exterminated by the Uchiha. Now that you're not contributing, we'll wipe you out first.

"My lords, the people from Konoha have launched a surprise attack and are about to reach the camp!" Just as the three leaders were discussing playing house with Konoha, a Mist Ninja, covered in blood, rushed in to report.

"What! Gather the troops and counterattack!" The leader of the Hozuki clan immediately jumped up. Are the tempers of Konoha so fiery? I just brought my men here, and you launch a night raid. You're not giving me any face!

"Go!" After the Mist Ninja assembled, Hozuki, the leader, didn't hesitate and led his men to charge forward. "Even ghosts fight for a stick of incense, and people fight for a breath. If Konoha doesn't give me face, I won't give them any either."

The leader of the Hozuki clan immediately challenged Jiraiya to a duel. Although he was not as strong as Jiraiya, Jiraiya's greatest strength was his fire jutsu, which water could counter fire. Furthermore, his body could transform into water, allowing him to fight Jiraiya to a standstill.

It seems like the person in charge of Minazuki and Hiashi Hyuga had planned this together. They would exchange Ice Release techniques for each other, and this cycle would continue until both of them ran out of chakra.

Meanwhile, the situation of the second male lead's father on the Uchiha side is very bad. The Kaguya clan was driven out of the Land of Fire by Madara, and Madara's ability to stir up hatred is top-notch in the ninja world. The hatred between Kaguya and Uchiha is so deep that it could be discussed for a year. So, when the Kaguya clan leader saw the Uchiha uniform, he completely forgot about the conversation in the camp earlier and led his clansmen to charge recklessly, panicking like a hedgehog covered in bones.

Even if the Sharingan of the Uchiha clan could see through the taijutsu of the Kaguya clan, there would be nowhere to attack. Back then, Madara relied on the Blue Giant to crush the Kaguya clan. Now, no one in the Uchiha clan can summon a giant. When faced with this hedgehog that keeps getting close, the only option is to use powerful fire jutsu to force it back.

The person in charge of Kaguya was the most insane; after seeing the second male lead's father, he had already lost all sense of urgency.

Dance of the Willows!

Dance of the Camellia!

Dance of the Tang Pine!

The Dance of the Clematis!

The Dance of the Early Ferns!

Kaguya's clan used all their skills on the second male lead's father. If the second male lead's father hadn't actually been skilled, he would have been riddled with holes.

The leader of the Hozuki clan on the adjacent battlefield was also startled by Kaguya's ferocity. What kind of grudge did she hold against him? Jiraiya didn't give him any face either; he was only angry at the beginning, but now his anger had subsided and he had calmed down.

However, it seems that the person in charge of Kaguya's group has reached the limit of anger and can't stop. I didn't expect the Kaguya clan to fight so fiercely, like they don't care about their lives.

Hozuki's guess was right. Kaguya's grandfather was indeed beaten to a pulp by Madara's Blue Giant, and their Kaguya clan was driven out of the Land of Fire by the Uchiha. With this blood feud between her grandfather and family, it's no wonder Kaguya's character exploded with fury!

293. Jiraiya is preparing his ultimate move.

The second male lead's father fought and retreated, this was the most frustrating fight he had ever had in his life. As the leader of the Uchiha clan, how could he not know about the hatred between the Kaguya clan and the Uchiha clan? But that was all Madara's doing during the Warring States period, what did it have to do with him? He wasn't Madara's grandson.

"Fire Release: Dragon Flame Song Technique!"

Seeing that Kaguya's leader was charging in recklessly again, the second male lead's father also got angry. "I went easy on you so that you could let go of your hatred and we could all be friends. Do you really think I'm a pushover?"

"The Dance of the Tang Pine!"

The three fire dragons collided with Kaguya, the leader of the organization, who was encased in bones, creating a cloud of smoke.