Konoha Drunkard

The elderly folks were terrified. The strange man with bandages around his hands and eyes had such a creepy, sinister smile. Could he like to eat cured meat...?

After exchanging pleasantries with the elderly, they strolled around the village, constantly asking about your living conditions without you even needing to greet them, which terrified the villagers.

This guy looks sinister and doesn't seem like a good person. Could it be that he's going to ask them about their lives and then come to collect protection money from them?

The villagers thought it was possible, and that very afternoon they immediately went to the Fire Shadow Building to report it!

"........What's wrong with Lord Danzo?"

After receiving complaints from the villagers, Danzo was in a real bind. Danzo's behavior was very unlike Danzo's; it was more like that of the Third Hokage.

Is this another one of the Third Hokage's tricks? The person who went to the Land of Iron with Minato wasn't the Third Hokage at all, but Danzo in disguise. And now this one is only just realizing who the Third Hokage is? If anything happens to him on the way, it'll be Danzo...

The more I think about it, the more likely it seems to be a giant rocket launcher; that old guy really has a lot of tricks up his sleeve...

Now that we've received a complaint, we definitely need to deal with it. But how should we handle it? We can't just go to Root and tell a Danzo (who isn't Danzo) that "Third Hokage, you're being so unprofessional, the director might replace you..."

Danzo was unaware that after he left, the villagers went and reported him to the authorities, and now he was still there, the one in charge, marrying the woman of his dreams...

Danzo spent decades researching why his best friend and Minato were able to become Hokage, and finally discovered the key: their good interpersonal relationships. Whether it was Hiruzen Sarutobi or Minato Namikaze, they always had a smile on their faces. One was kind and gentle, the other very approachable. So, he decided to learn from them how to cultivate goodwill in the village nowadays...

773. Wood Release: Ah...!

On a dark and windy night

With his head held high, chest out, stomach in, and buttocks lifted, sword in his left hand and hilt in his right, the second male lead, dressed in shorts, strode confidently and arrogantly into Konoha, exuding an air of chuunibyou (adolescent delusions of grandeur). Having the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan really makes a difference; he doesn't have to worry about going blind and can act recklessly, easily subduing passersby with a single glare.

Shanks, who was kicked off the bed by Haruko because of his loud snoring, was suddenly awakened by a strong chuunibyou aura. He thought it was Naruto returning from the Toad Cave, so he activated his Observation Haki. Good grief, what he saw was not Naruto, but the second male lead who had taken the wrong medicine.

The overbearing chuunibyou aura emanating from him was overwhelming; no wonder there was no moon tonight. The second male lead, dressed in shorts, carried a sword in one hand, taking one step, two steps... towards Danzo's stronghold.

Shanks was bewildered. Why was the second male lead going to see Danzo in the middle of the night? Could it be... to have morning tea with him?

I put on my clothes and ran to the door to check on things.

"What are you doing out in the middle of the night?"

Haruko-sama was awakened by the sound of footsteps, turned over and complained.

"I'll go buy you breakfast. I heard a new breakfast shop is doing really well, and I'm afraid they'll be sold out if I go too late. You should go to sleep first."

After Shanks finished speaking, he closed the door, locked his Observation Haki on the second male lead, and quietly followed him.

Buying breakfast in the middle of the night?

Haruko muttered something under her breath, then turned over and went back to sleep, indicating that she was already used to it.

Shanks trailed far behind the second male lead. The closer they got to Danzo's headquarters, the more excited Shanks felt there would be a big show tonight. Even though he wasn't fully awake, he was still thrilled. Along the way, he easily dealt with the ANBU or Root members he encountered with just a glance using his illusion technique. Shanks was incredibly envious of this ability. No wonder his precious disciple didn't practice his physical skills properly and insisted on using his eyes. He was such a show-off.

The second male lead, who was wearing pants, had a feeling of being spied on the whole way, but then he thought that something didn't make sense. He had already activated the Eternal Kaleidoscope, and his mental power and eyesight were very strong. If someone was watching him, how could he not have noticed?

It's probably some small animal like a cat or dog, after all, this is a forest...

Thankfully, Shanks only used Observation Haki to lock onto the second male lead and didn't listen to his inner thoughts, otherwise he would have had a warm-up match with him before the second male lead even found Danzo...

The second male lead, dressed in such a slovenly manner, walked into the Dark Division's headquarters. All of Danzo's underlings were under a spell, standing there motionless.

Danzo, after all, was a man who had weathered many storms. Although he was always the one being beaten, he still had a keen sense of crisis. When the second male lead entered the base, Danzo was already awakened from his dream. After washing his face and brushing his teeth, he sent his underling outside to check the situation. However, after a while, when the underling did not return, he knew that something was wrong. If he were outside, he might have panicked a little, but where was he? His own territory, why would he panic!

He picked up the large knife from the wall, stormed out of the room, and wanted to see who was so stubborn as to dare to cause trouble on his turf.

When Danzo led his henchmen to the hall where he usually held meetings, he saw his henchmen standing there dumbfounded, while a young man exuding an unusual aura stood there with a knife in his hand, staring at him.

"...Uchiha Sasuke?"

Danzo frowned. It wasn't that he hadn't seen the second male lead before; on the contrary, he used to see him every day. After all, he was of Uchiha blood, so he couldn't help but pay attention. But this time, the second male lead was completely different from before, both in his eyes and his temperament. The second male lead used to give people the feeling of being taciturn and reserved, but the second male lead now gave Danzo an indescribable feeling, like... being very stupid. And he was too familiar with those flashy eyes; they were clearly the Mangekyou Sharingan. Could it be that activating the Mangekyou Sharingan would make someone stupid?

"You old dog, get your shit!"

When the second male lead saw Danzo, it was like enemies meeting again, and he drew his sword and attacked without saying a word.

Danzo looked at the second male lead charging towards him with his sword, completely unfazed. Although he had activated the Mangekyou Sharingan, where was he? His stronghold, apart from Shanks causing trouble once in history, who else had the ability to do that? So what if he had the Mangekyou Sharingan?

Danzo snorted coldly, and his henchmen, who hadn't been affected by the genjutsu, grabbed their weapons and unleashed a volley of shuriken at the charging second male lead...

Then he grabbed a kunai and went for it. Shanks was so excited watching this. Although he didn't know why the second male lead was coming to attack Danzo, Danzo didn't dare to do anything to Itachi because he was his disciple. The Uchiha clan was also wiped out because those three old guys gouged out Shisui's eyes.

Fugaku and Mikoto Uchiha willingly sacrificed themselves so that Itachi could attain enlightenment. Danzo was merely a catalyst for the entire Uchiha clan massacre; if anything, it was that shameless guy who stole resources from him...

However, Danzo hadn't been killed in many years, and Shanks hadn't seen him in person on several previous occasions. This was a rare opportunity, so he even brought out that wicked camera.

The second male lead, seemingly out of his depth, was incredibly powerful. He sliced ​​through the crowd like vegetables, and in less than two minutes, Danzo's henchmen were all wiped out, leaving only Danzo standing there looking pathetic. At that moment, Danzo truly regretted his decision. He should have had Torune delay sending his men out for a couple of days; now there were far too few of them—not even enough to satisfy the enemy's attacks...

Despite his regret, Danzo, who firmly believed he was the protagonist of the world, was not intimidated and drew his sword to fight back.

Perhaps due to his pampered upbringing, or perhaps due to old age and declining health, Danzo was slashed four or five times by the second male lead before he could even withstand two rounds of combat. Unable to withstand the attack with weapons, he immediately changed his strategy, retreating from the Root base while fighting, intending to cause a big commotion outside.

However, he built the base too far from the village, and the people along the way were also affected by the second male lead's illusion, so Danzo's Plan B also fell through.

When the second male lead chased him to a bridge, Danzo, seeing that he had nowhere to escape, finally revealed his true strength, which he had hidden for many years.

"Wood Release: ...Ah!"

The second male lead wasn't stupid. Although he had never seen Wood Release before, he had heard of its fame since he was a child. He was already shocked when Danzo revealed his Sharingan on his entire arm. Now that he heard Danzo shouting Wood Release, he didn't care whether Danzo knew it or not. With Lightning Release in hand, he sped up, sped up, and sped up again. Before Danzo could finish his combo, he instantly appeared in front of him and slashed him with a single blow!

Danzo: That doesn't count! I haven't even finished my hand seals yet...

Danzo had been slashed in the abdomen, and the pain brought tears to his eyes. What he had just witnessed told him that this brat really intended to kill him, not even allowing him to complete his hand seals—this was utterly against the rules of the martial world...

774. Danzo took half the bridge with him.

The second male lead, who was in the pants, didn't have a chance to understand Danzo's feelings at this moment. Seeing Danzo lying on the ground with one hand covering his abdomen that had been cut off, the second male lead still hadn't figured out the truth that villains die from talking too much. Or perhaps it was the Eternal Kaleidoscope that gave him strong confidence. He used to be ruthless and didn't talk much, but now he was talking non-stop to Danzo who was lying on the ground.

Perhaps Danzo didn't want to listen to his rambling, so, to the second male lead's astonishment, he swallowed feces... no, wait, he grabbed a weapon and stabbed himself in the chest. The second male lead stared at Danzo's corpse, heartbroken...

What's wrong with people these days? Is it so hard to even show off? Danzo was supposed to be a powerful and ruthless figure, so why is he so easily provoked?

Hey! Get up, let me finish this act before I kill myself...

With his enemy dead, the second male lead was momentarily dazed, feeling that this revenge had come too quickly, too unreal. Turning around, he didn't notice Danzo's corpse slowly disappearing behind him, still marveling at his own invincibility...

Just as the second male lead was marveling at his invincibility and relaxing, Danzo descended from the sky with a giant sword, his "heavenly justice" move nearly scaring the second male lead out of his wits.

The second male lead had only recently awakened his Kaleidoscope Sharingan, and the purple giant he summoned was still being processed. However, it was enough to deal with Danzo's "Heavenly Justice." A giant purple skeleton with only its upper body enveloped the second male lead, and Danzo's "Heavenly Justice" did not advance an inch.

The second male lead inside the purple skull was utterly astonished to see Danzo completely unharmed. What was going on? He'd just witnessed this guy commit suicide, how come...? Had this guy eaten the Immortality Fruit...?

Seeing the second male lead eat such a large amount, Danzo felt incredibly smug. Now he knew how powerful he was! This brat, barely out of hair, thought he was invincible just because he awakened the Mangekyou Sharingan. How dare he come to his stronghold and act so arrogantly! Danzo then transformed into a ninja world lecturer, sharing his secret to immortality with the second male lead. He didn't forget to boast about how amazing he was, being able to use the Uchiha's super forbidden technique despite being of foreign blood. Finally, he couldn't help but ask, "Am I awesome?"

After hearing this, the second male lead went from being shocked to being furious. This bastard actually used the eyes of his clansmen to use forbidden techniques! This was outrageous!

The enraged second male lead was still quite formidable, relentlessly beating up Danzo. Perhaps due to the aftereffects of using forbidden techniques, Danzo wasn't as resilient as before. He was grabbed by the purple skull, tossed about, and his right fist slammed into the night sky, transforming into a dazzling display of fireworks...

A few years later, Danzo reappeared, still with that "divine intervention" technique, still that seemingly unyielding purple skull, and still those dazzling fireworks...

Danzo: Justice from heaven!

puff!

Beautiful fireworks appeared in the night sky once again.

Danzo: Justice from heaven!

puff!

...........

Because of Shanks, the Sharingan of the Uchiha clan was split 50/50 between him and Danzo, so Danzo received more Sharingan than the original story where he only had about ten.

However, even the most powerful Sharingan will eventually run out, and it's unclear whether there's a period of weakness after each use of forbidden techniques. In any case, aside from being somewhat resilient at the beginning, Danzo was always met with fireworks by the second male lead after each resurrection. And no matter how many Sharingan eyes Danzo had in his right hand, they couldn't withstand such abuse.

"Help! Someone help me..."

When the Sharingan in his hand, now in its final form, closed its eyes, Danzo chickened out. This time, it wasn't divine justice descending from the heavens, but rather a bolt of lightning piercing the clouds...

"Which bastard is yelling at your sister in the middle of the night instead of sleeping?!"

"You bastard! Don't let me find out who it is..."

Danzo's arrow pierced through layers of obstacles and reached the village. The villagers, awakened in the middle of the night, spoke with such arrogance...

Meanwhile, the Anbu and Root members on the road were completely unaffected by the second male lead's genjutsu. Danzo was now in despair. He had dominated the ninja world for decades, weathering countless storms; he had even dared to confront the Third Raikage head-on. Yet this time, he was utterly defeated by the Uchiha clan, whom he hated most. Danzo grew increasingly resentful. "If only I weren't so old..."

This time, the second male lead learned from his previous mistake and stopped arguing with him. He carried his big sword and slid all the way to Danzo, delivering a fatal blow.

"puff!"

Danzo, clutching the second male lead's Kusanagi sword, glared at the second male lead, who was wearing shorts, his life force rapidly draining away, as if he were truly about to die.

Shanks admired Danzo's acting skills from afar. A veteran actor is a veteran actor. If Shanks didn't know that old guys like to hold back, he would almost have believed that Danzo's covered eye still had a Sharingan.

Shanks knew this, but the second male lead, Kusanagi, didn't. After pulling the Kusanagi Sword out of Danzo's body and confirming that he was dead, he turned around and prepared to go to Konoha to wreak havoc. Konoha was also responsible for his brother's death. The fact that he was able to kill Danzo so easily made his confidence soar to the extreme, especially since those eyes were incredibly powerful. No wonder his brother was able to take over a clan at the age of twelve. If he had those eyes, he could do the same.

"The Inner Four Symbols Seal!"

Just as the second male lead confidently turned around, Danzo, who had died countless times, jumped out once again. However, this time it wasn't the familiar act of divine retribution; instead, he stood in front of the second male lead and unbuttoned his shirt...

The second male lead was completely baffled by Danzo's actions. What was going on? Could it be that he used forbidden techniques too much and it took a turn for the worse...?

Looking at Danzo's emaciated upper body, though the tattoo was quite unique, he had no time to appreciate it. The second male lead's anus twitched slightly, and he instantly dashed far away to see what this perverted old man was up to...

Danzo stared at the distant second male lead, his pupils dilating, filled with regret. Why was he still acting tough at a time like this? But the sealing technique had already been activated; there was no going back...

I fucking regret it!

My ambition is not yet complete!

Haven't you had enough of your little brother's rambling yet?

And so, in his final moments, the protagonist of this epic tale, Shimura Danzo, risked his life to take half of the bridge with him...

........

"So, you really shouldn't show off when it matters..."

Shanks looked at Danzo, who had taken away half of the bridge, and sighed.

If Danzo hadn't been so arrogant, and had used the forbidden technique while the second male lead was off guard, sneaking up to him during his transformation, grabbing him, and instantly breaking the sealing technique, then even with his aura, the second male lead would have been reduced to dust. Although the range of the Inner Four Symbols technique isn't as large as the range of the Summoning the Grim Reaper, it's more domineering. It's a hard seal, unlike the drawn-out, tedious process of summoning the Grim Reaper. The time is just an instant, giving no one any time to react.

But Danzo, as is his habit, started by putting on a show, even taking off his clothes. Wasn't that just telling everyone, "I'm about to unleash my full power, get ready..."?

775. The second male lead got arrogant.