Konoha Drunkard

The powerful repulsive force caused the sword energies to collide, creating a violent explosion in the air.

"Quick! Lord Shanks is engaged in battle with the enemy, let's go too!"

A group of Jonin watched the battle from the rooftop of the Hokage Building, acting as cheerleaders, while Green-skinned Guy watched with great enthusiasm.

"...They're in the sky, how do we get up there...?"

Asuma voiced everyone's thoughts: Are all the powerful warriors these days really this awesome? The ground isn't enough for them anymore, they're fighting in the sky now...

"So what do we do? Isn't it a bad idea to just watch?"

Green-skinned Kai suddenly wilted. It seems like no one in the entire Hidden Leaf Village can fly. Doesn't that mean that this BOSS can only be devoured by Lord Shanks alone?

"Wait and see. The data says that among the Six Paths of Reincarnation, only the Deva Path has the ability to control gravity and repulsion. He's flying with five people and fighting the old guy, so he probably can't handle it all. The other five will probably fall down. Kai, later you take those skilled in taijutsu and swordsmanship up to deal with the Hungry Ghost Path. He can absorb ninjutsu and chakra, so ninjutsu is ineffective against him, but taijutsu and swordsmanship will work. Remember their weakness is the black rods on their bodies. As long as you pull out the black rods, the puppet will be destroyed."

Kadian pointed to an empty space occupied by a large, fat man and explained.

784. A group of hungry ghosts in Konoha

"Lady Tsunade, Garp, I'm entrusting the Asura Path to you."

"Big Sky Cannon" said, looking at the Shura Path who was being hammered away by Shanks after bombarding Shanks with a cannon in the air.

"No problem. Remember to settle the bill later."

Garp clenched his fist, making a cracking sound.

"........"

The guy with the big cannon was speechless. This village was built by your grandfather and father, and you're asking him to protect it? And you still dare to take money from me?!

After quickly assigning targets to the various Jonin, the giant rocket launcher kept its eyes on the battlefield in the sky.

"The King of Hell's judgment!"

The burly puppet stuck out a tongue even more disgusting than Snake's and charged at Shanks.

"Damn it! Could it be any more disgusting..."

Shanks watched as the foul-smelling tongue rushed towards him, and dodged it with a single step. This thing hadn't brushed its teeth in ages; it was so smelly that if it were licked, it would take a year of washing to get it clean. Haruko-sama would definitely make it sleep on the floor.

"Spiritualization..."

"boom!"

"Screw your spiritual powers, get out of here!"

Shanks approached the male and female Animal Paths and smashed the two toys to pieces with a single powerful attack. For Konoha, only these two Animal Paths and the Deva Path were troublesome. The Animal Paths themselves weren't a problem, but their summoning techniques were too overpowered. Not only were they unkillable, but they could also split, which was too damaging to Konoha. The Deva Path, on the other hand, was a massive weapon. Its repulsive force made it difficult for Shanks to get close, especially in the air, where there was no foothold to use Shave. Although Moonwalk was fast, it didn't achieve the effect of teleportation, allowing him to fly briefly in the air. Moreover, Shanks dared not fight the Deva Path on the ground. The Deva Path's destructive power was even greater than Kurama's. Although he hadn't studied physics, its gravity and repulsion were laws-based forces, making it incredibly capable of demolishing buildings.

"Shinra Tensei!"

"One-Sword Style!"

"boom!"

"Universal Guidance!"

"One-Sword Style!"

"boom!"

.......

Shanks had already destroyed the two Animal Paths, and the Hell Path and Asura Path were blasted to the ground. The Hungry Ghost Path and Human Path were also useless in the air, so the Deva Path sent them to the ground to farm and gather intelligence. In the sky, Shanks and the Deva Path continued to clash. The Deva Path only used two moves, Shinra Tensei and Bansho Ten'in. Shanks was initially excited, and the warlike molecules in his genes became active. But as the fight went on, Shanks realized that the Deva Path only knew these two moves. Shanks was almost yawning. It was really too low-level. It was a waste for an illiterate like Nagato to have the Six Paths puppets. If a great puppeteer like Sasori had obtained them, that would be truly powerful.

"Hey, can you use a different move or a different name to get me excited? You've been using the same two names over and over again, can't you see I'm getting sleepy?"

Shanks casually cleaved the incoming repulsive force with a sword strike. After surveying the entire scene with his Observation Haki, he was no longer in a hurry. Green-skinned Guy and his group were beating up the Preta Path. Although it wasn't completely destroyed yet, it was probably close.

Tsunade and Garp, these two violent individuals, were chasing after the Human Path and the Asura Path, especially the Human Path. The Human Path's taijutsu was so-so. The Human Path could read people's memories, so it was good at gathering information, but when it came to fighting, it was really no good. The Human Path, who had just landed on the ground, hadn't even had time to read memories to find out about the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki before it was blocked by Garp.

"Stop! Don't run! Where do you think you're going..."

Garp and Tsunade were originally going to deal with the Asura Path, but as soon as the Asura Path landed, Tsunade crushed it. Garp couldn't possibly steal his aunt's monsters. Fortunately, the Human Path landed with the Asura Path, so Garp wasn't left without monsters to fight.

"asshole..."

Nagato, hidden in the shadows, couldn't help but curse. He hadn't expected that Konoha's Jonin would be such a beast. As soon as the Six Paths puppets landed, they were like falling into a pack of wolves, and they were wolves that hadn't eaten in a long time, even more like hungry ghosts than the Preta Path.

"what happened?"

"I asked the wealthy man next to me."

"It's nothing, I just didn't expect Konoha to be so strong."

Nagato said, "The two Animal Paths were instantly killed at the start, the Deva Path was blocked in mid-air by Konoha's Shanks and couldn't descend, so it couldn't carry out large-scale destruction against Konoha. The Human Path and Asura Path were being beaten down by Tsunade and the eldest son of the Senju clan, the Preta Path was surrounded by a group of group jutsu swordsmanship ninjas, and the Hell Path was surrounded by a group of Jonin with decent strength, so it couldn't play its original role at all. Konoha is indeed troublesome. Originally, he thought that the Fourth Hokage, Konoha's White Fang, and Uchiha Shisui had all left, and now was the best time. He didn't expect that even without three Double Flower Red Sticks, Konoha is still so strong."

Hiruzen Sarutobi: What about me?

"What do we do now? If this drags on any longer, there's no guarantee that Konoha's Shanks won't find us. Last time, it was he who found your location."

Tuhao Nan worried, "It would be better in the Land of Rain, but this is their stronghold. If we are discovered, there's no way to hide."

"Konan, if anything happens to me, take my eyes with you immediately. These eyes cannot be allowed to get by that guy who calls himself Madara. I can sense that Madara's plan is not as simple as he says. The Rinnegan must not be allowed to get it."

Nagato turned to his companion and said.

"Nagato... what are you going to do?"

Tuhao Nan had a bad feeling.

"Actually, I came to Konoha this time for two reasons: first, to find out about the Nine-Tails, and second, to avenge my parents who died at the hands of Konoha ninjas. After using the Rinnegan for so many years, I feel that my life force is almost exhausted. Konan, after I die, I will never let anyone obtain the Rinnegan."

Nagato said seriously that Konoha's strength this time exceeded his expectations, but how could someone as proud as him run away? He would fight to the death.

Besides, it's not certain who will win until the very end.

......

Meanwhile, Shanks was engaged in a back-and-forth battle with Pain in the air—one hand for a Shinra Tensei, the other for a Bansho Ten'in—while observing the battle below. He had known Nagato and Nagato's locations from the beginning, but he dared not act rashly. Nagato, the sickly one, was fine, but Nagato's fiery temper was a different story. If he angered her, hundreds of billions of explosive tags were no joke; they could raze the entire Land of Fire to the ground. Haruko and Big Mom were both in Konoha, so he could only think of another way, or perhaps have Naruto come and make Nagato repent and start anew.

785. All the others.

"Wow! Konoha is really strong! Obito and Nagato's Rinne Six Paths were completely crushed! Wow! Konoha's Shanks can even fly!!"

Three people were watching the battle from a distance in the village, while a white object occasionally emitted strange cries.

That's right, it's Obito, White Zetsu, and Black Zetsu. Ever since he obtained Orochimaru's perfected Impure World Reincarnation technique, Obito has been digging up graves all over the ninja world, exhuming the graves of almost every powerful ninja he could name. But he was still not satisfied. Why? Of course, it's because there were too few powerful ninjas in other places. For example, in Sunagakure, there were only a few Kazekage from previous generations. But the First Kazekage had been dead for decades, and no one even knew where his grave was. And Gaara turned Sunagakure into a puppet, leaving not even a cell behind. So Obito only dug up the graves of the Second Kazekage and Rasa, and also Aunt Chiyo. In other words, he only found three powerful ninjas in Sunagakure.

The same was true for Kirigakure; apart from the Second, Third, and Fourth Mizukage, there was no one left. The original powerhouses had all been eliminated by Kirigakure itself.

The Hidden Cloud Village was in an even worse state, with rocks everywhere. Just digging up the Third Raikage's grave was exhausting.

So, after digging up the Second Tsuchikage's grave, Obito decided not to continue his quest for power. If you're talking about the strongest ninja in the world, Konoha is undoubtedly the place. Leaving aside Tobirama and Hashirama, just summoning the White Fang's father would be enough to terrify a huge number of people. So, Obito, along with White Zetsu and Black Zetsu, sneaked into Konoha, planning to act under cover of darkness. But before even entering Konoha, he saw Shanks and Nagato's Six Paths Puppets fighting. Nagato's audacity was truly impressive. Although the Fourth Hokage, the White Fang, and Shisui had all left, Konoha still had several powerful figures, especially the second male lead who had just beaten the second male lead to a pulp. Nagato dared to single-handedly storm Konoha; Obito could only say, "Damn, that's awesome!"

Hiruzen Sarutobi: What about me?

"Nagato is such a brainless idiot. White Zetsu, find Nagato's location. We absolutely cannot let the people of Konoha get the Rinnegan."

While Obito admired Nagato's courage, he disagreed with his actions. Even if you wanted to fight Konoha, you should at least bring more people, like Kakuzu, Hidan, and Kisame. With those guys, at least we wouldn't be getting beaten up like this...

Especially when he saw Tsunade beating the Asura Path like a dog, Obito was terrified. This woman was simply his nemesis. Every time he thought of those powerful fists, he would unconsciously touch his chest. Last time, he was almost beaten to death and had to have Hashirama Senju's cells transplanted.

"boom!"

"You bastard, I'll teach you to run! I'll teach you to run again!"

"boom!"

The situation in Konoha was becoming clearer. Garp, panting heavily, faced the inhuman Human Path. It wasn't that the Human Path was particularly difficult to deal with, but rather that this Human Path was incredibly fast. Garp, like Tsunade, wasn't good at speed, and he couldn't learn Shanks' Shave technique, so he could only chase after it on foot. The Human Path was a puppet and wouldn't get tired, but Garp was a human, and he was almost exhausted to the point of vomiting milk.

"Garp-senpai, are you alright?"

Bai came to Garp's side and helped him up. If Bai hadn't created the ice wall to block the Human Path's route, Garp would probably still be playing a tortoise and hare race with the Human Path...

"It's okay... It's good that you're here. This bastard can really run fast. Help me to rest under the tree for a while."

Garp rubbed his aching lower back. He'd been pushed to his limits by Tsunade these past few years; it was exhausting. Even with the combined strength of the Senju and Uzumaki clans, he was barely holding on...

"boom!"

On the other side, the Asura Path was much more imposing than the Human Path, with various weapons constantly changing on his body to clash with Tsunade's iron fist.

Tsunade's monstrous punches and the Asura Path's super cannons are both highly destructive weapons, blasting the battlefield into craters.

"Heavenly Guard Kick!"

After Tsunade punched the cannonball away, she kicked the Asura Path. It's hard to believe that the Six Paths of Reincarnation is superior to a puppet like Sasori's. At least in terms of durability, it's the best in the industry. If it were Sasori's Third Kazekage puppet, it would surely have fallen apart after being kicked by Tsunade. But the Asura Path was kicked so hard that it created a big crater in the ground. Apart from a deep footprint on its chest, it was not seriously injured, just looked rather miserable.

"Auntie! Pull that black stick out of his body and hit him with it!"

Garp saw that Tsunade was only beating up the Asura Path and looked incredibly domineering, but she still couldn't defeat the Asura Path, so he kindly reminded her.

"Idiot! I'm avenging Jiraiya!"

Tsunade glared at Garp with murderous intent. "Do you think I don't know? Don't be so loud next time."

Garp "........."

.......

"Ada! Ada! Ada!"

Compared to the Human Path and the Asura Path, the Preta Path was in a much better situation. After all, they weren't facing violent freaks like Tsunade or Garp. The Preta Path could not only absorb ninjutsu and chakra, but also had extremely strong defense. Even when surrounded by Green-skinned Guy and a group of ninjas skilled in taijutsu and swordsmanship, they could still hold their own. The main reason was that Green-skinned Guy dared not open more than the Sixth Gate. This was in a village, and if the damage was too great, his Jonin salary would be deducted for decades. So he could only open the Fifth Gate while shouting "Hmph, hah, the Preta Path is evenly matched." Anyway, the current mission was just to stall them and then seize the opportunity to pry the black rod off the Preta Path.

"Kai... could you please stop yelling like that..."

After seeing his sword strike repelled by the Hungry Ghost, the Consumptive Ghost Moonlight Gale couldn't help but complain, "Don't blame the screams for ruining the battlefield atmosphere I've worked so hard to build up."

"Ada!"

Moonlight Gale "........."

The Hungry Ghost Path was evenly matched with the taijutsu monster, but the situation for the Hell Path was much more difficult. Among the Konoha Jonin, there were only about ten people skilled in taijutsu and swordsmanship at most. The rest of the Jonin were proficient in ninjutsu or clan secret techniques. Because Big Cannon only said that the others would deal with the Hell Path, these hundreds of people all regarded themselves as the others mentioned by Big Cannon. When the Hell Path was about to fall, these others stared at each other, as if they were preparing to fight over the monster.

Before Hell Path even landed, various fire, water, earth, and wind techniques were already being used against it. Before Kakashi could even unleash his Lightning Blade, all sorts of ninjutsu were already being used on Hell Path.

"mean!"

Hell Path dodged various ninjutsu all the way, shouting as he went. There were just too many people attacking him, and the ninjutsu kept coming. He didn't even have a chance to fight back. Moreover, these people were all elite Jonin. How could they be so easy to kill?

From the moment he landed, Hell Path had been constantly dodging all sorts of ninjutsu and secret techniques. He'd just dodged a few combinations of fire and wind release techniques, and now a swarm of insects and several large dogs were waiting for him. This was really tough...