Konoha Drunkard

Over the years, Nawaki has spent more time with Jiraiya, and his lecherous nature has been awakened. He's occasionally caught by Tsunade secretly reading pajamas in his room, and he's been beaten up countless times.

The male protagonist is practically a carbon copy of Nawaki. Apart from the difference in fur color, their personalities, brains, and appearances are exactly the same. No wonder he was able to persuade Tsunade in the original work.

"Take it slow, who knows, maybe one day God will take pity on him and give him a cheat code..." Shanks laughed.

As soon as Shanks finished speaking, an old man from the Anbu appeared behind him, but he didn't say anything.

Mito glanced at the Anbu and said to them, "I'm going to rest now. If you have something to say, go outside and talk."

"Ah, then you should get some rest." Shanks left the room.

"You don't need to say anything. I know it's the Hokage looking for me. I'll go over now." Shanks didn't give him a chance to speak. After all, Hiruzen Sarutobi hadn't used the Anbu to contact him in recent years, so this sudden use of the Anbu to notify him was definitely not a good thing.

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The figure appeared in the Hokage's office and saw that the four great leaders of Konoha were all inside.

"I knew it wouldn't be good if he didn't contact me for years," Shanks said helplessly.

Koharu Utatane didn't waste any words. "The Mist Ninja, Iwa Ninja, and Suna Ninja have already attacked the Land of Whirlpools. Their speed is unimaginable. By the time we received the news, the Land of Whirlpools had already been destroyed. Some of the sealing barriers in Whirlpool Village can still hold out for a while, so we had someone inform you that you should quickly use the Flying Thunder God Technique to lead the Anbu to their rescue. Sakumo and the Anbu are already waiting for you at the Anbu headquarters."

"Holy crap!" Shanks exclaimed and headed straight for the Anbu headquarters. So many years had passed, and he had almost forgotten about such a big event. Luckily, he was there this time. If it were the original story, without the Flying Thunder God Technique and with the addition of the Hidden Cloud Village, the Land of Whirlpools would have been destroyed even faster. By the time Konoha received the news, it would already be gone.

"I didn't expect the Raikage to give me so much face," Shanks thought to himself.

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If it weren't for the absence of Kumogakure this time, Shanks probably wouldn't have made it in time either. Shanks has to give a thumbs up to the Third Raikage, A.

In fact, Kirigakure also extended an invitation to the Third Raikage, but he declined without hesitation. He and Shanks were such good friends, and their village already possessed complete sealing techniques; why would they want to take advantage of their misfortune? Besides, many of the Uzumaki clan's sealing techniques required bloodline limits to use; there was no need to embarrass him and Shanks over such things. The other three villages attacked Uzushiogakure precisely because they coveted sealing techniques and wanted the Tailed Beast sealing techniques. Their Kumogakure village, with Hiruzen Sarutobi already possessing the Tailed Beast sealing techniques, as for coveting them… well, we haven't seen a sixth great ninja village emerge in the ninja world…

Shanks arrived at the Anbu headquarters, where Sakumo Hatake was already waiting with thirty Anbu members. Some of them were red-haired members of the Uzumaki clan. In recent years, most of the Uzumaki clan had joined Hiruzen Sarutobi's Anbu or the Sealing Squad. Hiruzen Sarutobi treated them like treasures; how could he let them go out on missions alone? Even with teammates, it was too dangerous. In Anbu missions, they had to go with someone of the rank of action captain or higher.

Shanks and Sakumo Hatake exchanged glances and knew now was not the time for idle talk; they had the Anbu join hands.

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More than thirty members of the Anbu, along with Shanks and Sakumo Hatake, appeared in a room. The room was filled with dozens of people, mostly children and women, who looked sad. His clan elder was sitting in the middle of the room, but at this moment, his clan elder was barely breathing. The barrier had been broken, and the four elders who maintained the barrier had died in battle.

"Uncle, how are you?" Shanks rushed over to help him up.

"I can't hold on much longer. The barrier around the house is broken, and they're about to break in. Shanks, quickly lead these people to Konoha to leave behind the last of our clan's lineage..." The clan elder said with difficulty, channeling chakra into the barrier to maintain it.

Shanks looked at his patriarch uncle, whose life force was clearly draining very quickly. Even if the infusion was stopped now, it would take no more than six months.

"Sakumo, you take the Anbu and protect these clansmen as they leave through the secret passage. I'll hold them off here," Shanks said to Hatake Sakumo.

"No! Shanks, there are too many of them, and you can't cause any more trouble for Konoha. Go now! Promise me they can live well in Konoha!" The clan elder finished speaking and, without giving Shanks a chance to object, poured his last bit of chakra and life force into the barrier.

"..." Shanks stared intently at his uncle, the clan leader, forcing back tears. He first sent the clan members back to Konoha, then returned to pick up the Anbu. After that, his uncle was no longer alive, and the barrier shattered. His body was surrounded by a group of Kirigakure ninja. Shanks suddenly appeared next to his uncle's corpse.

The surrounding ninja were startled when they saw a figure appear next to the corpse. When they finally saw who it was, their hearts nearly jumped out of their chests.

Red hair, three scars on his left eye. Although he has matured a lot and become much more unkempt after so many years, this red hair of Konoha will never be forgotten by any Kirigakure ninja.

"Ki...Ki...Konoha's Red-Haired Shinobi! Run!" A Kirigakure stammered and shouted to the people around him, but before he could make a move, he and the ninjas around him, no, the ninjas from the three villages within Uzushio Village, those who were not strong enough, immediately fainted, and their bodies were also covered in wounds.

Many surrounding buildings were overturned by the force of the attack. In the distance, Onoki, Shitama, and Salai suddenly felt a pressure, their chests tightened, and they almost coughed up blood.

"What happened? Why did they all faint?" Sha Lie asked in horror. He felt extremely uncomfortable under the pressure of that aura, and he swallowed the blood that was about to spit out.

"Konoha's Red is here. This is his aura. Those who are not strong enough will be stunned, and even those who are strong will feel uncomfortable under the pressure of this aura. It can also cause physical damage. There is no use in numbers against him." Shokuta was too familiar with this aura. He would never forget it in his entire life.

"Truly a gifted individual! He can inflict physical damage with just his aura." Onoki wasn't as depressed as the other two, but he wasn't feeling good either, as he couldn't unleash even ninety percent of his strength.

Some Jonin were almost crushed by the pressure, but they persevered with great difficulty.

Shanks slowly walked towards the three people with the withered wood in his hand. Some Jonin around him gritted their teeth and rushed up to attack. Shanks didn't even draw the withered wood, but swept it horizontally like a fire poker. A sword aura about ten meters long blasted those Jonin away.

"Konoha Red-Haired Shanks, you're not a ninja anymore. Wouldn't it be better to just stay in Konoha?" Onoki shouted.

"Well, I am a member of the Uzumaki clan, after all. Although I am not a ninja, it's not right for you to treat my clansmen like watermelons, is it?" Shanks said coldly as he looked at them.

"Back then, you swore in front of everyone in Kirigakure that you would never be a ninja again. Our attack on Uzushiogakure was also a feud between ninjas," Shokuta chuckled.

"I won't waste any more words. I'm no longer a ninja, but I'm still a member of the Uzumaki clan. One sword strike, take one of my swords, and I'm leaving immediately." Shanks' eyes changed as he pulled out the withered tree.

The familiar red-haired guy from Konoha, a fellow student at the Ninja Academy, is back again.

The three Kage from the opposing ninja villages were taken aback when Shanks drew his sword, their expressions turning serious. They knew that the swordsmanship that could cleave Kirigakure in two with a single strike was no joke.

The surrounding group of Jonin swallowed hard; the aura was too powerful.

Shanks raised the withered tree, enveloped it in Armament Haki, and shouted.

"One-Sword Style: Black Blade!"

Everyone saw Shanks unleash an enormous black sword aura that slashed towards the three of them.

Seeing the sword aura, as massive as it had been years before, hurtling towards them, Shitama shouted, "Attack now!"

"Iron Sand Barrier" - Sha Lie acted swiftly, immediately using his strongest defensive ninjutsu. A massive iron wall composed of iron sand appeared in front of the three of them.

"Earth Release: Rock Golem Goren!" A huge stone monster appeared behind the iron wall, pressing against it.

"Water Escape: Water Curtain" - A huge watermark overlapped with Sha Lie's iron wall, making the iron wall even more solid.

"boom!"

The iron wall was cleaved by the sword energy, striking the stone monster deeply and cutting it in two. However, the power of the sword energy was also greatly weakened, as it was blocked by another iron wall created by Sha Lie.

"Dust Release: Particle Style Detachment Technique..."

A white light rushed towards Shanks. Shanks looked at Onoki with disdain; he had known this old schemer would use this move seconds ago. Shave vanished from its spot, appearing behind Onoki the next moment and delivering a loving punch to his head.

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"boom!"

Shanks's Iron Fist of Love blasted Onoki straight from the air to the ground.

"Ah! Lord Tsuchikage!" A group of Tsuchikage ninjas ran over and helped Onoki up. Onoki was a bit disheveled, but he was mostly unharmed, except for a large bump on his head.

Shanks didn't kill him. If he did now, the world would be in chaos again. Besides, he might not be able to kill a Kage with one punch. Onoki, that cunning old fox, is not like Kakuzu.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch!" At noon, Onoki experienced firsthand the pain of those tailed beasts, the kind of pain that was excruciating.

"The Hokage was right after all. The Tsuchikage, Onoki, is indeed a cunning old fox, even more cunning than our Second Hokage! This is just a lesson. It's unrealistic to launch a sneak attack on me!" Shanks shifted the blame to Hiruzen Sarutobi, looking at Onoki with disdain.

"That bastard!" Onoki cried out in pain, tears streaming down his face. He had never been in so much pain in his life.

"Don't worry, Onoki, I'll visit Iwagakure sometime to learn Dust Release from you. I'll keep today's events in mind." Shanks said calmly, looking at the three of them before using his spatial senses to carry his uncle's body back to the village with his Flying Thunder God Technique.

He's not stupid enough to stay behind and fight three Kage, especially Onoki who knows Dust Release. His tankiness doesn't mean he's stupid enough to go head-to-head with Dust Release. Unless he activates Sage Mode, but his Sage Mode is a surprise he's prepared for Madara, he won't show it off.

After Shanks left, the war in the Land of Whirlpools ended. Some members of the Uzumaki clan were taken back to Konoha by Shanks, while a few escaped, though they were few and hard to find.

Shanks' biggest question was whether Nagato was among the people he brought back. However, after asking around, none of the clansmen knew who Nagato was, which stumped Shanks. Nagato should be about the same age as Minato and Kushina at this time, yet the clansmen didn't recognize him... What was going on? "Could it be that Madara has prematurely confined his parents because of my appearance?" Shanks had a headache.

After that, Shanks stopped thinking about it. Anyway, even if the world was to be destroyed, a savior would appear. This was not a problem for him to worry about.

Meanwhile, the Earth, Wind, and Water trio, still in the Land of Whirlpools, were sorting through the spoils of Whirlpool Village. The gains weren't substantial; they weren't interested in money, but rather in sealing techniques. However, they discovered that many of the Whirlpool clan's sealing techniques required bloodline limits to unleash their full power. Without the Whirlpool clan's bloodline limits, their power was significantly reduced. Forbidden techniques could be used, but... those were disposable items.

The Tailed Beast Sealing Technique couldn't be found; it was developed by Mito. Therefore, it wasn't recorded in the Uzumaki clan.

After sorting through their loot, the three began to panic because of Shanks' last words. If he were to wander through each village, bringing one or two tailed beasts to play games, the losses would be devastating.

"Ah, what happened to that kid's fist? It hurts so much, sir?" Onoki gently touched the large bump on his head and asked the two of them. After all, apart from the Raikage, only the two of them had ever fought with Shanks. However, Salamander's fight didn't count as a fight, so he wasn't too sure.

Although Shokuta had fought Shanks and knew him relatively well, he was more familiar with Shanks' swordsmanship and tough body than with his fists.

Onoki was furious to see the two shaking their heads. He'd never seen such cowardly Kage. Back when Madara Uchiha was so famous, they still went toe-to-toe with Madara alongside their teacher. Damn it, now they're such cowards against some kid.

However, he also planned to seal the tailed beasts away when he got back, lest that kid release them to play games, which Old Purple couldn't handle.

A few days later, a piece of news shocked the ninja world: the three great ninja villages of Kirigakure, Iwagakure, and Sunagakure attacked the Land of Whirlpools. The Land of Whirlpools was destroyed in a single day. When the Uzumaki clan was almost wiped out, Konoha's Kurenai appeared in Uzushio Village and fought against the Kage of the three great ninja villages. In the end, the Kage of the three great ninja villages joined forces to fight against Konoha's Kurenai and unleashed a huge sword aura.

The news sent the ninja world into a frenzy once more. The man who used to steal the headlines was back—the man who had cleaved Kirigakure in two with a single sword strike years ago. After a few years of silence, he was back. This time, he single-handedly took on the Kage of three major ninja villages, and the sword energy he unleashed at the end required the combined efforts of all three to withstand.

He completely disrupted the peaceful ninja world of the past few years. After hearing this, the Third Raikage became even more determined to push his son to the limit. As long as he's alive, he can hold off Shanks, or Shanks might give him face this time. But what if he dies someday? Konoha loves peace, that's true, but that doesn't mean the higher-ups do. If it weren't for him keeping the higher-ups in check during the attack on Uzushiogakure, the Cloud Ninja would probably have joined the fray. If he dies, his son won't be able to control the higher-ups, and war will inevitably break out. Thinking of Shanks' fighting prowess, he deeply worries about the next generation of Cloud Ninja. Therefore, he's determined to push his son to the limit!

He wouldn't believe any nonsense about not becoming a ninja. It might be useful in peacetime, but it would be meaningless in wartime! In some villages, even the weaker villagers had to take up hoes.

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Hiruzen Sarutobi was even happier after accepting the Uzumaki clan than when his son Shinnosuke was born. After all, a son is a bonus when you get married.

The Uzumaki clan is different. And once they intermarry with the villagers, just like the Senju clan, they can improve the aptitude of the village's commoner ninjas. Then let's see which village dares to mess with them, and Konoha can develop peacefully. Just thinking about it makes Hiruzen Sarutobi so happy; he even laughs in his sleep. Biwako thinks he's gone to the Red Bronze Zone again...

The Uzumaki clan moved into the Senju clan's territory, and the Senju clan gradually began to liven up again. However, due to the country's destruction, their village was wiped out, and sorrow lingered on the faces of the clan members. Ichinoashi cried all night while looking at her father's corpse, only feeling slightly better the next day. However, a little girl who kept shouting about revenge worried Mito greatly. This was the next Jinchūriki; how could she always carry hatred in her heart? What if she was tempted by Kurama one day? Therefore, Mito asked Shanks to enroll her in a school, hoping to use the bonds between friends to help her gradually forget her hatred and start anew.

After the clan elder's burial, Shanks took him to the school and had the school principal, Hiroshi Sarutobi, who still had some influence, process Kushina's paperwork.

“Cheer up, there are lots of handsome guys in your class. You can make friends with them. We need to live even more diligently for the dead so they can rest in peace, don’t you think?” Shanks ruffled her red hair.

Kushina hadn't slept well all night after hearing she was coming to school; she was half nervous and half excited. When Shanks mentioned there were many handsome guys, her face flushed slightly. Shanks looked at Kushina; she was indeed cute, but not his type.

Shanks and Kushina arrived at the classroom, where a group of kids had been discussing the recent shocking events in the ninja world, looking quite concerned about the country and its people.

"Sukuni Ichi! Teacher is too powerful! He fought three village kage all by himself!" Inuzuka Tsuru exclaimed excitedly.

"The teacher hasn't come to class for the past few days. Is he injured? I heard from my father that the Tsuchikage's Dust Release is very powerful; it can decompose all matter," said Hiruzen Sarutobi's nephew, Sarutobi Jinko, with some concern.

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"Ahem! Thank you all for caring about your teacher. I'm very touched by Sarutobi Jin's concern, so after school, the whole class will run 20 laps around the practice field to celebrate! Hiashi-kun, who's going to be class monitor today?" Shanks coughed and said with a smile at the door with Kushina.

"Ah, teacher, it's Minato's turn to be class monitor today!" Hiashi quickly replied.

"Minato, little sun, I'll have to trouble you. If they can't finish running within an hour and a half today..." Shanks said, looking at Minato with a sinister expression.

"Yes, teacher." Minato felt wronged and wanted to cry. In other classes, everyone was scrambling to be class monitor, but in their class, whoever became class monitor was doomed. And to make matters worse, Shanks suddenly came back today and insisted on running laps.

Except for the first day, following Shanks' instructions, when running laps, the squad leader led the team and set a time limit for how many laps were left, then the squad leader ran alone...

"You little bastards, you actually worry that your great, wise, and mighty Yonko Red-Haired Teacher will be injured by three punks? This is an insult to me. Shikaku, tell them what your great, wise, and mighty Yonko Red-Haired Teacher's nickname is in the ninja world!" Shanks lashed out at a group of brats.

"Well, the toughest man in the ninja world." Nara Shikaku covered his forehead, knowing he would come back to brag, but he still had to play along.

"Did you hear that! Get ready now. I've brought a beautiful young lady with me today. Let me tell you, she's my niece. Anyone who dares to bully me, I'll make sure they wear a string of gourds on their head for a whole month." Shanks said, acting like the boss.

"Kusina, go and introduce yourself," Shanks said gently to Kushina.