Konoha Drunkard

"Understood!" The kids were fairly cooperative.

At this moment, in the Hokage's office, Shanks, Hiruzen Sarutobi, Koharu Utatane, and the "gambling, prostitution, and drug gang" were watching with his special magical artifact, the crystal ball. This year, there were children from the Uzumaki clan coming to the school, and they were paying close attention, especially Shanks' daughter, Big Mom, one of the Four Emperors.

Hiruzen Sarutobi and Koharu Utatane both adored this child; he was gentle, sensible, and polite, and was many times cuter than his father was when he was a child!

However, his dislike of cultivation was a source of some distress for him. After all, his father's talent was so outstanding, so his talent couldn't be any worse.

Even if he can't reach his father's level, reaching Tsunade's level shouldn't be a problem, right? Besides, his personality isn't as fiery as Tsunade's, and he'll grow up to be a double-flowered red stick.

However, Hiruzen Sarutobi, who was naturally not enthusiastic about cultivation, was in a difficult situation. No matter how Koharu Utatane coaxed her, she was just perfunctory. After that, she was never seen cultivating. Every day, she was either helping Haruko with housework or learning to cook.

Hiruzen Sarutobi really wants to go to the Hokage Rock and ask Hashirama Senju, "Are none of the people from your family normal?"

An unreliable drunkard fathered a daughter who dislikes cultivation but loves cooking. A gambling addict with a damn stubborn temper! A lecherous bastard who, if it weren't for my Ape Demon, would still be playing in the mud!

Hashirama Senju: "@%＃ How can you blame me for this?"

If Hashirama Senju were summoned by Orochimaru again, he wouldn't need to be controlled. Upon seeing Hiruzen Sarutobi, he would immediately unleash his ultimate skill, "Top Transformation Buddha," without even needing to use "Advent of the Flowering Tree World."

The self-introductions for Class 1-A continued until it was the turn of the Four Emperors' Big Mom. Her soft voice rang out, "My name is Uzumaki Lingling. I like to make all kinds of food. I wouldn't say I hate it, but I just don't like cultivating. My dream is for world peace!"

quiet!

.......

"Holy shit!"

"boom!"

Two figures collapsed simultaneously in the Hokage's office. Jiraiya was also stunned.

Shanks lay on the floor staring at the ceiling. He was already planning to have a Roger or Rayleigh-like baby with Haruko in a couple of years. Kaido would also be fine, even though he was a bit ugly. Whitebeard was absolutely out of the question; otherwise, who would be whose father?

"What's going on? Shouldn't you be the Pirate King? Even if you don't become the Pirate King, you could at least be one of the Four Emperors and dominate the New World! What are you doing? You've completely gone astray! Although your final dream is excellent." Shanks said sadly.

Hiruzen Sarutobi got up, dusted himself off, and took a few deep drags of his opium to calm himself. Looking out the window, he sighed, "Sigh! The Double Flower Red Stick is gone, but there's one more housewife. But I wanted the Double Flower Red Stick!"

Koharu Utatane chuckled, "Hehe, this little girl." Koharu Utatane didn't have many thoughts about it. Anyway, she was her grand-disciple, and she had a father who could fight against tailed beasts. There was no need for fighting and killing. It would be good for her to find a reliable man to marry in the future.

Shanks rolled his eyes inwardly when he heard Koharu Utatane's voice. She's the First Lady of the Four Emperors! She still needs to find a man to marry? It's the men who should be marrying her!

"Captain, Lingling doesn't resemble you at all. She's more like Haruko! What a waste of her talent!" Jiraiya complained.

"What can I do? I'm so sad! My Yonko Big Mom is gone, do you even know that?" Shanks jumped up and grabbed Jiraiya's collar, shaking him wildly.

"Cough! Cough! Cough! He's out of breath, he's out of breath!" Jiraiya cried out.

In the office, Tsunade and Orochimaru were the calmest. Tsunade said that this was what made Rin cute, as she could always trick Shanks into taking his secret stash of money.

Orochimaru simply sighed and said nothing. He had studied Shanks' genes and found that his vitality and chakra were extremely explosive, which was a talent of the Uzumaki clan. He had not yet figured out how Shanks' physical strength was so abnormal, but he could only guess that it was due to his strong life force combined with Shanks' reckless training, which allowed him to develop such physical strength.

So, as the captain's daughter, even if she's of commoner blood, she'd still inherit excellent genes, just like Tsunade. However, without a love of training, she simply couldn't reach Tsunade's level. He'd never seen someone who disliked training become a strong person; giving her a lot of chakra without the mindset of a strong person was useless.

......

Class 1-A was also quite quiet. Onizaburo looked up at the sky, tears streaming down his face. "Shanks' daughter! She doesn't like training! If you don't like training, give me your talent!"

The kids below, especially those from the Uchiha, Hyuga, and Sarutobi clans, were completely dumbfounded! "Big sister, you're the daughter of the Red-Haired Shanks of Konoha, shouldn't you be exuding an aura of dominance like Princess Tsunade? What are you doing?!"

There were only two red-haired brats in the classroom who looked completely at ease. This was someone even their clan leader had begged to show her the sealing technique, but she had never looked at it again after she finished.

A young boy from the Hyuga clan's main branch, with Byakugan eyes, stared blankly at Big Mom, one of the Four Emperors, recalling the clan leader's words to him the previous night: "When you go to school tomorrow, you must befriend Shanks' daughter, Uzumaki Linlin, and ideally, win her over, just like Hiashi's classmate, Namikaze Minato. He not only learned a powerful technique but was also taken in as a disciple by Jiraiya. Even if you can't learn his abilities, it will still benefit our clan."

But after seeing the legendary red-haired daughter of Konoha, she thought, "She's clearly not my type. Lady Tsunade is my type, okay, clan leader!"

It has to be said that the hot-tempered tomboys in Naruto are more popular than the gentle and weak ones. Take Tsunade, for example. The number of people who want to pursue her could stretch from Konoha to the Land of Snow. However, the only one who dares to pursue her so far is Jiraiya. Jiraiya is the kind of person who has been beaten up since he was a child, so he has developed a tough and resilient personality. Moreover, Tsunade won't use too much force.

If a stranger suddenly confessed his feelings to Gang, he'd either be critically injured or unable to even enter a cemetery...

.......

After leaving the Hokage's office, Shanks calmed down a bit and thought to himself, "Is it not enough to just name them halfway? Should I give them the full names? Should I discuss with Haruko about having another child? We could name our daughter Shakky Uzumaki, and our son Silvers Rayleigh or Gol D. Roger Uzumaki?"

After Shanks made up his mind, he happily went to Konoha Hospital to discuss with Haruko when to have another child, only to be met with a Tenseigan.

"Do you think you can just have a child whenever you want? We've been married for so many years, and we only have Lingling as our child..." Qingzi said.

Shanks thought about it and realized it made sense. Apart from the generation of Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha, he hadn't seen any other ninja with a large number of siblings. At most, they had two. He wondered if it was because after the village era began, the population growth was too great and Kishimoto's level wasn't high enough, so he implemented family planning.

129. Bring all your alternate accounts here to "beg for subscriptions"!

In March of Konoha Year 35, after a brief period of peace in the ninja world lasting more than half a year, unrest began to stir again. After half a year of recuperation and adjustment, the usually calm but hot-tempered Sand Village began to stir once more.

Actually, it can't be entirely blamed on him; it's just that he was born in the Land of Wind, and the Land of Wind has a very powerful and illustrious daimyo.

Gatherings of daimyo from various countries are common. The daimyo of the Land of Wind and the Land of Fire, who are among the five great nations, were related in a distant era. They may have shared the same ancestor. In any case, it wasn't the Six Paths Elder. Back then, the daimyo of the Land of Fire, out of consideration for their kinship, invited Hashirama Senju to the Land of Wind to create a green space for them.

However, the situation changed after the villages of various countries gained support. Ultimately, it was all thanks to Hashirama Senju. After establishing a village in the Land of Fire, Hashirama Senju relentlessly promoted greening in the Land of Fire, turning it into the most beautiful green country in the ninja world. The land also began to become fertile, and the country's development accelerated even further.

The Land of Wind was originally the wealthiest country, with plenty of gold and sand... However, after the establishment of ninja villages and Hashirama Senju's extensive afforestation efforts in the Land of Fire, the Land of Fire's development accelerated, surpassing the Land of Wind in just a few years.

The Land of Wind suddenly went from being the top dog to being replaced by the White Fan. Who could stand that? But because the big boss, Hashirama Senju, was above them, they couldn't do anything about it. And after Hashirama Senju died, they couldn't stand the loneliness anymore.

The former daimyo of the Land of Wind fully supported Sunagakure in starting the war, which is why a large number of Sunagakure ninjas went to the battlefield during the first war, leaving the village vulnerable and ultimately allowing Shanks to steal a crystal.

Then, this generation of daimyo was quite bizarre. Before the war even started, they were already asking Salai how many days it would take to destroy Konoha.

Sha Lie repeatedly explained that Konoha was too strong to be destroyed, and that it was already good enough to win and gain some benefits.

However, the daimyo was clearly unhappy with this outcome. Ever since he took office, he had been so angry with his distant relative, the fire daimyo Tsunade's uncle, that he was practically ready to explode his cosmos.

As for daimyo, it's common for them to attend banquets together. Once, the daimyo of the Land of Wind and the top courtesan of the Land of Fire both took a fancy to the same courtesan. In the end, the daimyo of the Land of Fire snatched her away and was ridiculed as a weakling in front of a group of beautiful women and nobles.

Sometimes face is more important than life, especially in front of so many people. So when he returned, he immediately went to Sha Lie and demanded money and food. Sha Lie casually asked, saying that as long as the Land of Fire was defeated, he could have any wife he wanted, since he had so many wives anyway.

Upon hearing these words, Sha Lie's mind began to stir. He remembered that day by the lake in the heavy rain... Bah! The only things that Sunagakure lacked were food and various resources. They had plenty of money; if they didn't have enough, they could just go and dig.

Thus, for the glory of the Land of Wind! The Sand Ninja once again invaded the Land of Fire.

However, before the Sand Ninja even reached the border of the Land of Fire, Sakumo Hatake stole a small dragon and wiped out the supply convoy. It has to be said that Nara Shikai, the great strategist, is incredibly clever. From the few pieces of information he had, he channeled the spirit of Detective Conan and solved the mystery of the Sand Ninja's supply route.

Afterwards, the Sand Village ninja, led by Sha Retsu and Kaizo, brought a batch of supplies from the Sand Village and fought back and forth with the Konoha ninja. The two sides had roughly the same number of troops and their high-level strength was also on par. Sha Retsu faced Sakumo, and Kaizo faced the Ino-Shika-Cho trio. Neither side could gain the upper hand.

Finally, when Chiyo's son and daughter-in-law brought a group of puppeteers, Konoha was already struggling to cope. For puppeteers, while talent is a major weakness in one-on-one combat like Chiyo's, their advantage becomes apparent in team battles. Although puppeteers themselves are weak, their puppets are powerful. A genin can control two puppets, and they also have a poison aura, which Konoha couldn't handle.

The situation was much simpler for the Iwa ninja. Although Onoki was small in stature, he possessed immense inner strength. Seeing that the Sand ninja had already taken down the Sand ninja, how could he fall behind? So he once again gathered more than 10,000 men to attack Konoha.

Onoki received intelligence that Hatake Sakumo was with the Sand Village, while Konoha's Shanks was having a banquet with the Raikage. He wanted to ask who else in Konoha could stop him, and who else was there.

Then it was our Konoha CEO's turn, and Hiruzen Sarutobi, the chairman of the Konoha Caring for Ladies Council, to speak up, and me too!

The two fought fiercely on the battlefield, one flying around in the sky and the other taking out a stick that could grow bigger and smaller and poking around with it.

At this point, Danzo entered the scene, and then... that was it. Before he could even show off, he was nearly crippled by another powerful figure from Iwagakure, the young Murasaki, and was eventually saved by his lifelong best friend, Hiruzen Sarutobi.

Danzo's chin almost turned from an X to an S plus an X. Hiruzen Sarutobi had originally asked him to sit and command, but he found that his friend Onoki was blocking him. Wouldn't that mean he could farm a minion wave? So he took about ten newly trained Root ninjas, wielding a sword in his left hand and a blade in his right, and farmed a wave of experience. But before he could even finish farming two minions, he almost became someone else's experience.

Returning to the main camp and seeing those strange looks from the Konoha ninjas was an insult to Konoha's underground "Root".

This time, Mitokado Homura, the guest who was just passing by, guessed the beginning but not the end. Hanzo of the Salamander, the so-called demigod who was in charge of the Land of Rain, couldn't stand being alone after making a deal with Onoki. He led several thousand Rain Ninja to the border of the Land of Fire with great momentum. However, they were not there to fight. Each of them carried a machete. That's right, they were just there to dry horses.

Meanwhile, Konoha's three notorious gangs known for their gambling, prostitution, and drugs arrived with five thousand Konoha ninjas, saying, "Try glaring at me!"

"Let's give it a try!"

"Try glaring at me again?"

..........

On the Land of Lightning's side, Shanks still had his 3,000 hapless, ragtag troops, along with the Ino-Shika-Cho trio, the Nawaki trio, Tsunade, and Banga... In short, Hiruzen Sarutobi sent all his underlings over here for Shanks to carry. However, Shanks also took the opportunity to collect a huge gift from each clan. Just kidding, your heirs are all getting carried to victory, aren't you going to give something in return? Aren't you afraid of the internet going down at a crucial moment?

Shanks originally only planned to bring Nawaki, fearing that he might go crazy and get drawn by Kishimoto. However, Minato and the nation's father-in-law were also coming. The big guy, Sunburst Cannon, also gave him three smaller characters. Hiruzen Sarutobi thought that since there was no danger in the Land of Lightning, he used the excuse of training smaller characters to let him bring all the smaller characters he could.

Only Kushina stayed in Konoha to learn cooking from Big Mom...

130. I just love your mouth. (Please subscribe)

"Hey! What's wrong with you guys? I was going to take you guys to lie down, why are you all looking so gloomy!" Shanks looked at these low-level players looking so impotent. I was going to take you guys to lie down, and you guys are acting like this instead.

Rope Tree looked at Shanks pitifully, "Uncle, let's make a deal, how about we just drink and not fight?"

Shanks slapped him on the head. "You're such a pig-headed idiot. Our mission is to keep the Third Raikage entertained. If he's happy, Konoha won't have to fight on this battlefield and lose people, understand? Besides, I'm the one fighting. I'm not worried at all, so why are you worried?"

"The problem is, you guys have a good time fighting, but we can't get any sleep!" Rope Tree pouted.

"...Just for this?" Shanks asked, looking at them.

"Yeah, teacher, they said they couldn't sleep because of the noise when you and the Raikage were fighting," Inuzuka Tsuru said, holding a husky.

"Holy crap! Shikaku, have you caught Nawaki's brain lately...? Your IQ has dropped so much?" Shanks looked at the small rocket launcher with disdain.

“…” The little rocket launcher was sold by his father and was heartbroken.

"Why don't you just set up your camp a little further away? Didn't I tell you that my perception range is more than 10 kilometers?" Shanks said, looking up at the sky.

quiet!

"..."

The group of users looked at each other, then finally turned to Rope Tree.

"I don't know. You only said you could hear other people's thoughts and predict the future," Rope Tree quickly denied when he saw a group of hateful eyes.

Everyone looked at Shikaku again. Among them, besides Nawaki who knew Shanks, Shikaku was another one.

"I only found out now. My dad never told me." Little Cannon covered his forehead. His dad hadn't told him such important information. All the suffering he had endured for the past six months was for nothing.

"Oh! You guys have really hurt me. All the things I tell you in class, you think I'm just bragging?" Shanks looked heartbroken.

The other accounts remained silent. "You've been bragging too much. Who the hell knows which of your statements are true and which are false?"

"Alright, you'll set up camp a bit further away from the battlefield later. Just like in school, each of you will take turns being in charge for a day. Whoever is in charge will be responsible for the food, drink, and sanitation of the three thousand people behind them," Shanks said.

Seven days later, after setting up camp, they arrived at the original battlefield. The newcomer, who had never been there before, was stunned by the surrounding landscape.

"This is outrageous! How much power would it take to create such a scene!" Hizashi almost bit his tongue.

“This is just the outer perimeter. You’ll see what destructive power is when we get to the center! The ground has dropped dozens of meters!” Rope Tree said, putting his arm around his neck.

"This is the outer perimeter? It must be fake." Inuzuka Tsuru looked around at the bottomless cracks everywhere.

Before long, the group arrived at the center, where Raikage A was already waiting with a group of Cloud Ninja. However, this time he brought fewer people and the burlap sacks were gone; there were probably about five thousand people.

"Damn it! Raikage, are you looking down on me? You only brought this few people. And you're not going to do something like Onoki's, are you?" Shanks said, pointing at the Cloud Ninja behind Raikage A.