Konoha Drunkard

A large group of ninjas fell to the ground!

After the initial momentum faded, only less than three thousand ninjas remained, desperately trying to hide their cold sweat.

"The Four Kingdoms!" The group of ninjas behind Shanks stared wide-eyed, stunned!

So powerful! Just their aura alone stunned thousands upon thousands of Iwa ninja!

"Onoki, I have so many men I can't hear what you're saying! Are you going to start a war?" At this moment, Shanks tapped his ear with his little finger and made a show of it.

The young man beside Onoki, shivering with cold sweat, stared blankly at Shanks, his heart trembling. The message from the Four-Tails within him—that he would never leave, no matter what.

"This guy... is too... too strong!"

"How about it, Onoki? Give me some face! Retreat and go home! Your men are all down, how do you plan to fight?" Shanks said again after Onoki hadn't spoken.

"You Konoha are lucky this time, waking people up so we can leave!" Onoki said through gritted teeth, glaring at Shanks. He couldn't bring himself to fight, disregarding the lives of the Iwa ninja around him; he'd rather lose face himself.

“In that respect, he is a great Tsuchikage,” said Kurenai Yuhi from behind, and the Konoha ninja around her nodded in agreement.

"If he weren't the great Tsuchikage, I really wouldn't have been able to handle him! Damn it, do you think releasing Conqueror's Haki isn't tiring? My head is throbbing now." Shanks rubbed his temples; he still couldn't control Conqueror's Haki at will—it was practically stimulating his brain. Releasing it indiscriminately was fine, but controlling it was difficult.

135. Does he really have that much influence? (Please subscribe)

"Old Hokage, all done! So war is that simple? It's really tough for you guys to fight for so long." Shanks and his group showed off a lot after returning to the Konoha camp, attracting countless Tenseigan eyes.

"Yes, Uchiha clan leader, I'd like to trouble you to lead the Uchiha clan to support Tsunade. Shanks, you will lead your team directly to the Land of Lightning battlefield to support Danzo!" Hiruzen Sarutobi said, ignoring his boastful words.

"Truly a lifelong best friend! I always thought you and Brother Jing were the best buddies! You've disappointed me so much!" Shanks had a very disappointed expression on his face.

Little Spring behind him gave him a quick wink, "Hey! Is it okay to joke about someone's father in front of his son?"

"Cough! Cough! Enough talk. Let's take advantage of the fact that the Land of Lightning is still preparing and hasn't attacked yet," Hiruzen Sarutobi said.

Shanks looked at Hiruzen Sarutobi with disdain. "I want to ask, after I go there, will you listen to me or your best buddy?"

"Uh! This..." Hiruzen Sarutobi was also dumbfounded. Right, if he went, whose advice would he take? He wasn't the sunny, model youth, the brave and forward-moving Shimura Danzo of yesteryear! Now, he and Shanks were incompatible.

Hiruzen Sarutobi was also conflicted. Should he ask his best friend to step down? That would be a blow to him. Should he get Shanks to listen to him? That was even more impossible!

"Alright, I'm not going. No one can get all the credit. If even these guys can't stop the Raikage, then he might as well go see the two former Hokage and write some self-criticisms!"

Shanks scoffed.

"Alright, you must be tired too. Come back to the village with me and rest!" Hiruzen Sarutobi thought about it and agreed. There were over 10,000 people here, plus Danzo himself, who numbered 8,000. Even if you subtract the 2,000-plus Uchiha, there were still 12,000. Combined, that's over 20,000. If they couldn't stop the Land of Lightning, then he couldn't stay any longer and would be a maggot.

"He's a maggot! Only you treat him like a treasure!" Shanks said casually when he heard what he was thinking.

"Ahem! You can't say things like that! Shinku, you lead the team..." Hiruzen Sarutobi said to Shinku Yuhi at the end.

Just as Shanks and his crew were preparing to head back home, the Tsuchikage of Iwagakure announced peace talks with Konoha and then led his men back to the village!

Upon hearing this news, some understood, some were surprised, and some were outraged! For example, Hanzo of the Salamander, the self-proclaimed demigod and leader of the Land of Rain, had only just entered the fray a few days ago, hoping to profit from the siege of Konoha by the major villages. And now, just a few days later, Onoki has already made peace? What's going on?

"Bang! That bastard Onoki! He's scared just because of Shanks from Konoha?" Hanzo of the Salamander in the Rain Village camp was furious. He thought Onoki had chickened out and was afraid of Shanks. The Raikage had been fighting Shanks for years, but Onoki was gone in a day. What else could it be but fear?

If the soul of last year's unluckiest guy could hear him, he would definitely tell him the reason! "Bro, numbers are useless against that bastard, he's a natural at team fights..."

Just like Salai now, Salai, who once experienced Shanks's Haki charge, can very well understand Onoki's feelings. If it were him, he would also choose to leave the stage!

That bastard charged at them, and everyone below the Jonin level was knocked down. Even the average Jonin were gritting their teeth and holding on. What kind of fight was that?! Did he expect him to take on a whole group of Konoha ninjas one-on-one?

If it weren't for that brainless daimyo using resources from the shores of Daming Lake... cough!, he wouldn't have wanted to fight. Later, after hearing that that bastard was constantly going toe-to-toe with the Raikage on the border of the Land of Lightning, he felt comfortable leading his troops to start the war. Besides, they'd already swindled so many resources from the daimyo; even if they withdrew, they wouldn't have lost out.

After hearing the Iwa ninja leave, Raikage A dismissively called them cowards and continued preparing for the battle. This time, he was truly angered by Hiruzen Sarutobi. From childhood to adulthood, probably no one had ever dared to look down on him like this!

The "gambling, prostitution, and drug gang" on the Rain Country battlefield breathed a sigh of relief after hearing that Iwagakure had withdrawn, as this meant they could now provide them with some support.

"So, what did the teacher say in the intelligence report?" Jiraiya asked Orochimaru.

"The teacher said that Onoki gave the captain face and made peace, so he sent the Uchiha to support us," Orochimaru said with a strange expression.

"Give...give face? You're not kidding me, are you? Does the captain have that much face?" Jiraiya looked at Tsunade this time. They were relatives, so she should know the inside story.

"Why are you looking at me? I don't know anything, and that bastard has no face whatsoever!" Tsunade's reply was very Tsunade-like.

“That’s true. If he were that influential, why would we be arguing here?” Jiraiya said, stroking his chin.

"That's what the teacher said. You can ask him when Jasper arrives," Orochimaru said, shrugging his shoulders. He knew that Hiruzen Sarutobi probably didn't want to praise Shanks, so he just made up a reason.

Come to think of it, if you brag about him once, he can brag about it to you for ten years! Even now, he occasionally pulls out his ninja academy textbooks to check if his past exploits have been deleted...

Battlefield of the Land of Wind.

Sakumo Hatake looked at the large rocket launcher, which was also a report on Hiruzen Sarutobi, and it said exactly the same thing as Orochimaru's report.

"Lord Shika, Shanks... does he have that kind of influence?" Sakumo Hatake asked.

"Ha...haha! Maybe...maybe the Hokage was just having a good time and playing a joke on us." Lu Yi thought to himself, you're his best buddy and you don't even know, how would I know?

"..." That was all Sakumo Hatake could think of.

Even if the Hokage didn't brag, the people of Konoha could only assume that Hiruzen Sarutobi was joking with them. The Iwa ninja would never mention something like this; wouldn't that be embarrassing enough?

Meanwhile, on the battlefield in the Land of Lightning, Konoha's Root, lying in his sickbed, heard Hiruzen Sarutobi bring him news and turned away, tears streaming down his face. A voice echoed wildly in his mind.

"Why is this happening? Why? Is it because we who don't have bloodline limits will always be inferior to them?!"

If Shanks were by his side, he would definitely say to him, "You're right, Naruto is a world about bloodline limits, loving each other, and being one family."

.....

From that moment on, the idea of ​​increasing his strength and researching bloodline limits spread like wildfire through his mind. Speaking of bloodlines... doesn't Konoha have many? If he wanted the strongest, he'd choose the most powerful, and the most powerful were the Senju Uzumaki and the Uchiha!

Danzo's eyes gleamed; he suddenly remembered that his former Second Hokage teacher had also studied the First Hokage's cells and the Uchiha bloodline.

"And Shanks' cells are too easy to get. Orochimaru has them. If I can give him the First Hokage's cells, we might be able to cooperate..." Danzo's eyes shone brighter and brighter as he thought about it... He seemed to imagine himself activating Wood Release and Mangekyou Sharingan, his domineering aura causing all his enemies to fall to the ground. Unconsciously, his tears stopped flowing, leaving only a few glistening drops of saliva.

136. Beat him up in front of his two grandfathers.

Shanks was unaware that the Roots of Konoha had awakened their obsession with bloodline limits because of his provocation.

Meanwhile, Shanks and Hiruzen Sarutobi were on their way back to the village from the border of the Land of Earth!

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The two appeared in the Hokage's office, startling the two powerful figures there. Luckily, they hadn't done anything wrong.

"...It's good that you're back. Nawaki just applied to go to the battlefield," Koharu Utatane said, looking at the two of them.

The two of them had just arrived this morning when Nawaki blocked their way at the door, insisting they go to the battlefield. This was a real headache for them, as this was the last remaining member of the Senju clan. Although his talent was lacking, he was still a descendant of the First Generation. They dared not make a decision, given their status.

"That bastard's getting more and more arrogant! He doesn't even listen to me anymore. I'll go beat him up later. He's the last remaining member of the Senju clan, and instead of focusing on having more children and picking up girls, he wants to go to the battlefield! Doesn't he want to live anymore?" Shanks was furious. He had repeatedly told Nawaki not to apply to go to the battlefield, to play it safe and develop first. He wasn't some extraordinary talent like him or Sakumo.

Hearing his thuggish tone, the three giants' faces twitched. "Who did this bastard learn from? The First Generation?"

Hashirama Senju's anger is building up; in the future, Orochimaru will summon him, and these three bastards will be used as fertilizer.

"Go back and teach Nawaki first, and help him improve before he goes to the battlefield." Hiruzen Sarutobi emphasized "teach" and "help him improve," knowing that Shanks understood what he meant.

The First Hokage only had this one son left, so he paid more attention to him than anyone else, and he knew better than anyone else just how strong this little bastard really was. Enma had complained to him more than once that this little bastard was good for nothing except for having some Senju clan genes. At least Tsunade had the talent for chakra control and medical ninjutsu, while this little bastard had nothing except for his talent for being a lecher!

He's still got this weird confidence that he wants to go to the battlefield. If he dies, how is he going to explain it to his two bosses?

"Don't worry, I'll teach him a lesson! Let's go!" Shanks said with a knowing look.

Back home, Big Mom was at school, Haruko was at Konoha Hospital, and Nawaki's house was empty.

With his Observation Haki fully activated, Shanks discovered that this little bastard was once again taking care of a young lady on the roof of a bathhouse. Shanks laughed in anger. This little bastard applied to go to the battlefield, but he didn't train hard at all. He couldn't even compare to Jiraiya. At least Jiraiya had self-control. When he was far behind Orochimaru and Tsunade, he would at least go into seclusion to train. He even gave up his notebook for a few months.

Observation Haki sweeps again, Minato and Kushina are showing off their love again, the mini Ino-Shika-Cho trio are sunbathing again, Inuzuka Tsuru is really feeding them love, Aburame Shiki is playing with insects again, only the nation's father-in-law and the tragic Hizashi are teaching Gentle Fist.

Shanks felt that although such prestigious family tutors were somewhat rigid, at least they wouldn't produce useless individuals. Apart from Obito, one of the future big bosses, it was truly a once-in-a-millennium occurrence for the Uchiha to produce a loser. In fact, Shanks had never encountered an Uchiha loser before. Perhaps this was why Madara chose him—he was special enough! Often, special people possess a talent that others cannot discover.

Take Obito, for example; after he turned to the dark side, he became a complete schemer. Then there's Jiraiya, whose teaching methods produced countless villains. And Naruto, whose talk-no-jutsu can bring the dead back to life—that's impressive.

When Shanks found the Rope Tree, this little bastard not only looked at it, but also secretly blew a small wind jutsu inside, dispersing the mist! What a talent! Shanks had never even seen such a small wind jutsu before. Look at that chakra control, it's simply perfect! Devil Fruits, for the sake of dreams, even a salted fish can turn into a shark.

Aiming at the pale yellow object, Armament Haki enveloped his right hand, unleashing a loving iron fist!

"boom!"

"Ah! It hurts!"

"Ah!!!! There's a pervert!"

A young woman screamed in the bathhouse, and then...

"Bang bang bang! Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang!"

Shanks was waiting for him at the door.

A moment later, a pig's head escaped. Seeing Shanks standing outside, it turned and tried to run away in another direction!

“If you take one more step, I’ll break your third leg!” Shanks glanced at him.

"Uncle, you don't have to do this! It hurts!" Rope Tree said pitifully.

"Ouch! I'll teach you what pain really means today!" Shanks said, grabbing Nawaki's collar and using Flying Thunder God Technique to return to the Senju clan's territory.

He threw the rope tree on the ground, took out two wooden carvings of the former president of Konoha, placed them on the table, and walked aggressively towards the pig-headed rope tree.

"Hey...hey! Uncle, wh...what's wrong?" Nawaki panicked, seeing Shanks' serious expression, he felt like he was about to be beaten to death.

"boom!"

It was like a loving punch to the head. "You bastard, I told you a thousand times not to go to the battlefield, and you've only been back a few days, and you've already applied to go? Do you think I'm not tough enough to scare you?"

"boom!"

Another punch landed. "I told you, your mission now is to pick up more girls! To continue the lineage of your Thousand Hands clan, not to go and die! Once you've had a few more sons, you can go wherever you want! Got it?"

"boom!"

"Look at your two grandfathers, they both died for Konoha. If you don't give them one of your bloodlines, how can you face them?"

"Bang! Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang!"

Shanks got angrier and angrier as he spoke. "I finally tricked you out of the Seven Star Sword and then tricked the Monkey King, all to protect against Kishimoto! And you little bastard, you actually want to deliver yourself to my doorstep!"

When Shanks had finished his pounding, Buddha Rope Tree was in excruciating pain and didn't even have the strength to beg for mercy.

The Senju clan's constitution is truly exceptional; after only a short while, Nawaki recovered. Except for the bump on his head, which hadn't yet disappeared, his pig-head was completely healed.

Nawaki said weakly, "But... Uncle, I don't have a girl I like, how am I supposed to pick her up?"