Konoha Drunkard

"Yeah! Yeah!" The two boys nodded in agreement! This is the Eight-Tails, the strongest being below the Nine-Tails! They panicked as soon as he rolled up his sleeves. How badly had he been beaten?

"Seriously! Are all the tailed beasts so hard to get along with? They only listen after you scare them. Big octopus, you can just spit in the distance!" Shanks said.

"...A mouthful of saliva!" Everyone looked up at the sky speechlessly.

"Damn it, that's a Tailed Beast Ball! You blond brat, watch out, this is your last chance!" The giant octopus cursed to maintain its dignity before speaking to Minato.

Minato's expression also turned serious as he stared intently at the giant octopus.

"Tailed Beast Ball!"

The giant octopus opened its mouth, and a ball of thick, dark phlegm appeared in front of it. Just as the giant octopus was about to spit it out, it heard that annoying sound.

"Wait a minute, you're going so fast! You haven't even seen it clearly yet! Are you in such a hurry to be reincarnated?" Shanks shouted.

"Hahahaha! Even that idiot Ushioni has met his end! I'm dying of laughter! Hahahaha!" Kurama was clutching his stomach and laughing wildly inside Kushina's belly. Kushina rolled her eyes. So the Tailed Beast brothers weren't that close after all.

The tailed beasts are of one mind. When the giant octopus heard Kurama's mockery, it gritted its teeth in anger, "Kurama, you bastard, come out and fight me one-on-one if you dare!"

"Tch! Wasn't I beating you enough hundreds of years ago?" Nine Lamas said disdainfully.

"Ah!" The giant octopus couldn't stand the stimulation from the human and the beast. Regardless of whether Minato had seen it clearly or not, it spat out at the distance and then shrank back into the belly of the little sunglasses and shut itself up!

"Boom!"

The distant forest was destroyed by the Tailed Beast Ball, stirring up a cloud of dust.

Shanks listened to the conversation between the two tailed beasts speechlessly. Have all the tailed beasts lived for so many years and still been so uncultured? Their verbal sparring...it's so weak!

"Kusina, take some cultural works to show your cousin Kurama when you have time! Your verbal skills are too low! How did you end up working for me?" Shanks said to Kushina.

"(⊙o⊙)...?" Kushina looked puzzled.

"...Bastard." Nine-Tailed Fox muttered softly in his stomach before lying down, closing his eyes, and beginning to chant sutras.

"Minato, did you see that clearly? You can't stand seeing Little Sunglasses like that a second time. If you want to see it, you'll have to go to Takigakure." Shanks said to Minato, pointing at the unconscious Little Sunglasses.

"Ah, I'm starting to get a clue. Give me some time and I should be able to develop it!" Minato said, somewhat excitedly.

"Haha! Good that you've got a clue! Let's go back to the village, we'll drink until we drop tonight!" Although the Raikage was also very curious about his new ninjutsu, he wouldn't pry into other people's secrets. Anyway, he had quite a few Tailed Beast Balls, and their power was just so-so, so he couldn't figure out what they were all about.

"Let's go! I'm going to have a few more drinks with my nephew tonight!" Shanks said, putting his arm around the future Fourth Raikage's shoulder.

"Ahem! Lord Shanks, could you please use a different form of address?" The future Fourth Raikage coughed awkwardly, clearly displeased with being addressed as his nephew. What the hell, nephew?!

"Haha! Don't worry about these details. The title is just a code name. If you can't even see through this, how will you lead the Cloud Ninja to surpass your father in the future!" Shanks patted his shoulder and said casually.

"That's right! If you can't even see this point, you'll be easily provoked in the future. A Shadow not only needs to be strong, but also needs to be able to control his temper!" The Raikage took the opportunity to educate his son.

"Look, your uncle is doing this for your own good! Your father brought the Cloud Ninja to its peak, and it won't be easy to surpass him." Shanks was on someone else's turf, so he had to praise him a bit so he could have a more comfortable life.

"I've learned my lesson!" The future Fourth Raikage seemed to have truly gained some insight.

Shanks looked at him with admiration. He thought that Shanks's ramblings had somehow been understood by Shanks, which was simply... amazing.

Throughout the journey, Minato was engrossed in his new ninjutsu. Kushina watched Minato's serious expression and thought, "A serious man is indeed the most handsome, and Minato is handsome to begin with!"

Aside from the little sunglasses person fainting from happiness, everyone else was silently fed a huge bag of dog food by this couple.

"Nephew, your Lightning Release mode seems a bit different from your dad's. It's obviously not as strong defensively, you've put all the defensive power into your legs." Shanks deliberately changed the subject, not wanting to be subjected to any more PDA.

"Ah! I'm increasing the stimulation of my legs, trying to make it faster." The future fourth generation didn't hide anything; he had fought with his father so many times that he knew him inside and out.

"Sigh! In that case, when your old man gets old, there will be no one left to stand up to me. Life is so lonely!" Shanks looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle again.

"Haha! Kid, it'll be many years before I get old!" Lei Ying laughed without getting angry; that's just how this scoundrel is.

After returning to Kumogakure, everyone got drunk. The next day, Kushina reluctantly returned to Konoha, reluctant to leave the outside world.

Shanks had barely arrived home, not even sitting down, when another exciting symphony erupted from next door. He covered his head and looked up at the sky. Nawaki was truly incorrigible. Activating his Observation Haki, he secretly listened to see what trouble that bastard had gotten into this time. To his surprise, it wasn't Tsunade's voice, but a strange girl's voice. Nawaki had brought a girl home!

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"You bastard! You're secretly reading this kind of book again!" roared the unidentified girl!

"Bang!" The rope tree was hit by a hammer.

"Yamete! Yamete! Stop hitting me! Help!" came the pleading of the rope tree.

"Bang!" Rope Tree was hit again.

"You made a promise to me back then, how can you break your word like this? Are you even a man?" came the voice of an unidentified girl.

"It's not something I wanted to see; Jiraiya entrusted it to me for safekeeping!" Nawaki-kun decisively betrayed his teammate.

"Bang!" Rope Tree was hit again.

"You went to see that lecherous guy again!" The girl, whose identity was unknown, was furious again.

.......

Shanks was completely confused. Who the hell wrote this dialogue between the man and woman? He couldn't understand a word of it.

Shanks, acting as Detective Conan, analyzed the situation and concluded that Jiraiya entrusted something to Nawaki for safekeeping. Out of curiosity, Nawaki took it out to admire it, which led to this unidentified girl discovering it. Nawaki had promised this unidentified girl that he wouldn't look at the item again, thus creating the current situation. But what exactly was this item? Considering Nawaki and Jiraiya, the promise naturally came to mind.

But who is this unidentified girl? That domineering tone and violent behavior are definitely the type Nawaki likes. Didn't they say Konoha doesn't have this type? And Nawaki-kun is super cool! He actually managed to bring a girl home!

Shanks grew increasingly excited. He'd have them marry next year, have a bunch of kids, and then let Nawaki do whatever he wanted. Even God couldn't save someone who was courting death; at most, He'd resurrect him and let him die again.

Once things quieted down next door, Shanks casually went over and knocked on the door. "Nabatsuki! What are you doing over there? It's so noisy! Hmm? This little girl looks familiar! Aren't you... what's your name again? You've been so busy lately, your brain must be fried!"

The door opened, revealing a red-haired girl. Nawaki, his face bruised and battered, lay sprawled on the floor. Wasn't this Karin's mother from the future? Shanks simply didn't know her name... He hadn't realized that the seemingly gentle girl from before possessed such a violent heart.

"Ah! Lord Shanks! My name is Shizuka Uzumaki, the one you rescued from Kusagakure last time!" the girl said gently, her tone completely different from before.

"Oh! I remember now, are you getting used to life in Konoha?" Shanks asked with feigned concern.

"Yes! It's great here in Konoha, and many clansmen are taking care of me!" Karin's mother said.

"Then I won't bother you anymore, you guys continue!" Shanks gave the bruised and battered Nawaki a look.

Rope Tree lay on the ground, rolled its eyes, and looked weak and listless.

"I'm so sorry, did I disturb you?" Karin's mother said, acting like the lady of the house.

"It's okay, I just woke up too. You guys continue, I'm going back now." Shanks decisively slipped away. If things continued like this, Nawaki would probably be back to his old ways and clap hands with Karin's future mother soon. He couldn't interrupt their good time.

Shanks walked out of the Senju clan's territory and arrived at the Hokage Rock. Looking at the portraits of the two former presidents of Konoha, he felt gratified. Nawaki finally didn't like the old ones anymore. The information he had just gathered using Observation Haki was really something else. Nawaki was a real talent. It was worth all the flirting skills Shanks had taught him.

The story goes like this: After Shanks rescued Karin's mother in Kusagakure, the leader of the Kusagakure ninja, who was also their Kusakage, personally brought her to Konoha. The Uzumaki clan members of Konoha discovered that there was still a Uzumaki clan member who had been left behind and suffered so much, so Ichigo arranged for two clan women to take care of her every day.

As the days went by, her body and mood recovered. One day, while she was shopping in Konoha, she had just walked a short distance from the Konoha Bathhouse when she heard some elderly women screaming from the bathhouse.

"Ah! There's a pervert!"

She rushed over to see what had happened and found a boy with light blond hair, a year or two older than her, had fallen from the building. It was obvious he had fallen in panic after being discovered. Without a word, she started beating him up. To be fair, few of the girls in the Uzumaki clan are gentle, except for Big Mom, one of the Four Emperors.

绳树君就这样被未来香磷他妈一套QEWR带走，当绳树看到狂揍自己的人之后，没想到当初被救回来的柔弱妹子居然那么暴力，不过这巾帼不然须眉的神态让他心跳加速，爱情来的太快就像龙卷风。“这就是恋爱的感觉吗？”

Afterwards, Nawaki launched a series of romantic offensives against Karin's mother in the future. The girl from the Grass Village, who had been kept in captivity, had never seen such methods before and was easily defeated by Nawaki's ERWQ combo.

"So, Karin's father is Nawaki!" Shanks finally felt a sense of relief. After they get married next year, he plans to keep Nawaki tied up at home, just like Mito tied up Nawaki's father back then, and make him have a baby like crazy.

In the afternoon, after Shanks picked up Big Mom from school and brought her home, he saw Tsunade sitting at the table drinking, while Haruko was cooking in the kitchen. Big Mom ran over to help.

"It's rare for you not to go to the casino after get off work, huh? What? Jiraiya's out of money for you to rip off?" Shanks said as he sat down in front of Tsunade.

"Have you noticed Nawaki acting suspiciously lately? He's been coming home lately from get off work and not at all, and he's always coming home very late at night. I'm worried he's hanging out with Jiraiya again," Tsunade said, frowning.

"Hey! Don't worry about that! You'd better go to the casino less this year, and don't lose Rope Tree's share too, he's getting married next year!" Shanks laughed.

"Crack!"

Tsunade, in her excitement, crushed the wine glass in her hand. "You mean Nawaki flirted with a girl? It's not some auntie, is it?"

"Haha! Of course not, he's only a year or two younger than Rope Tree. I wouldn't have known if I hadn't accidentally discovered it today!" Shanks laughed loudly.

"Ancestors, grandparents, please bless me! How is that girl? Is she fertile? She's not the kind who's weak and sickly, is she? I'm planning to let Nawaki..." Tsunade asked excitedly.

"puff!"

Shanks spat out his drink upon hearing Tsunade's words; she was even more direct than him. "Don't worry, that Uzumaki clan member, do you think his health wouldn't be good? It's that girl I rescued from Kusagakure last time! I'll get them married next year, and the year after that, I'll tie Nawaki to my house and let them have a whole litter." Shanks winked at Tsunade as he spoke.

Tsunade instantly understood, raised the bottle towards Shanks, and downed it in one gulp!

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"Haha! Haruka-nee! Congratulations! After waiting for so many years, your wish has finally come true! Look at this handsome man and beautiful woman, they are a match made in heaven. Get married this year, and try to have a litter next year!" Shanks, along with Haruko-sama and Big Mom, laughed loudly at Haruka, the old flower of Konoha, at the door.

People around rolled their eyes. "Do you think I'm a pig, giving birth to a whole litter?"

Today, Haru Uchiha's son, Haru Uchiha, got married! The bride is just an ordinary woman from the Uchiha clan, probably not even awakened her Sharingan. This ordinary couple had a son named Shisui of the Body Flicker. Kagami Uchiha's genes are indeed powerful! They can even be passed down through generations.

Why did Koharu Utatane shamelessly become the welcoming ambassador? It's because the Uchiha clan and the village have been having some unpleasantness lately. Most of the village's members are from the Hokage's faction, and when an Uchiha gets married, even though it's Kagami's son, they still have to keep watch. If the Hokage doesn't go, they'll just send someone with a simple gift and call it a day. But now that an advisor from Konoha is acting as the welcoming ambassador, the Hokage, as a fellow member, naturally has to give him face.

After World War II, the relationship between the Uchiha clan and the village had improved somewhat, thanks to the influence of the second male lead's father and Jasmine. However, the Uchiha elders were still incompetent, and Danzo had recently secretly recruited a few people from the Uchiha clan.

Who else in Konoha, besides those few high-ranking officials, has the ability to make people disappear without a trace? So not only the Uchiha elders, but even the second male lead's father suspected that it was done by the Konoha high-ranking officials. As a result, with the instigation of those old Uchiha geezers, the second male lead's father and his suspected brother, Jasmine, went to the Hokage's office to find Hiruzen Sarutobi and demand an explanation.

Who is Hiruzen Sarutobi? He's been Hokage for decades, and yet this pair of men, who are suspected to be brothers, demanded answers from him. If they weren't his former best friend's biological sons, Hiruzen Sarutobi pulled out his ever-growing and longer staff and knocked them both away.

Hiruzen Sarutobi knew who did it, of course. The night before, he had found the person in charge and instilled in him the idea that the Uchiha were too sinister and too ambitious. After thinking about those few old geezers from the Uchiha clan, he tacitly approved of it, since his buddy was also messing around with those old geezers anyway.

With Hiruzen Sarutobi's tacit approval, his good friend Danzo became increasingly brazen, eventually taking nearly twenty members of the Uchiha clan for Orochimaru to research on the Sharingan.

Around this time, their former friend's son got married. Hiruzen Sarutobi wasn't planning to come, but after being cornered in the office by Koharu Uta, he had no choice but to compromise and give his friend and former best buddy some face.

"Hehe, I thought you were just observing like them!" Koharu Utatane said to Shanks.

"What are you saying! How can they compare to the relationship between me and Brother Jing? Besides, even if I don't give Brother Jing face, you should at least give him face! Don't say I'm stingy! Back then, Brother Jing secretly bought me less than 100,000 worth of wine, but this gift of mine is more than a hundred times that amount!" Shanks placed the congratulatory gift in front of Koharu Utatane.

"Hehe, that's so thoughtful! Go inside first!" Xiaochun, who was turning over the dormitory, said with a smile as she accepted the gift.

When Shanks and his family of three entered, there were very few people inside. Apart from some Uchiha clan members and some of Jasmine's friends, it was estimated that many people were waiting for Hiruzen Sarutobi to arrive before they came.

"Uncle Shanks! Welcome, welcome!" Jasper and the second male lead's father went up to greet Shanks and his family as they entered.

"Haha! Congratulations, Jasper! What a perfect match!" Shanks said.

Looking at the house, which had few guests, he deliberately stared at the doorway and said, "Hey! I still remember your dad's wedding vividly. Your dad was so lucky; the current Hokage was there to greet him. It's true what they say, once someone's gone, they're forgotten! His best friend is gone, and he's moved on to his ex-best friend's son's wedding, and he still hasn't come!"

Xiao Jasper and the second male lead's father found these words rather awkward.

"Cough cough!" A violent coughing sound rang out from the doorway, sounding like someone with late-stage lung cancer. Hiruzen Sarutobi walked in and glared at Shanks. He had almost turned around and left as soon as he heard what that bastard had said; that bastard was definitely talking to him.