From Under One Person: Sincere Journey Through the Heavens

There was a loud "thump".

The three clay statues with gold accents had all sunk to the bottom, becoming one with the excrement and urine...

Chapter 1464 Cultivating the Dharma Form through Worship

Who says the Three Pure Ones need clay bodies? All the statues of gods in the world are made of clay.

If you want—

He cultivated his golden body to a height of six feet.

The cycle of the five grains needs to be unblocked!

They threw the statues of the Three Pure Ones into the latrine to prove the principle that "the Tao is in excrement and urine." Hu Yuan and Hu Jue hurriedly returned to the main hall, fearing that Pigsy had eaten the melons and fruits ahead of time.

Seeing their haste, Pigsy chuckled and said, "Don't be afraid! House cats usually roam at night and are rarely seen in the human world. Although you two are tigers, tigers are still big cats. As long as you hold your breath, those Taoist priests won't be able to find us!"

Having said that, he turned around and transformed into the appearance of Laozi. He then used a spell to connect the nine orifices and eight meridians of the two brothers. With a gentle touch, he changed their appearances, one becoming the Tongtian Sect Master and the other becoming the Yuanshi Tianzun.

The three of them jumped onto the altar, sat upright, and looked solemn and dignified, just like three living sculptures.

After practicing for a short while, Bajie picked up some melons and fruits and stuffed them into his mouth. The two brothers, Hu Yuan and Hu Jue, exchanged a glance and also grabbed some melons and fruits and put them into their mouths.

In a short time.

The three of them ate to their hearts' content, then silently recited the Heart Sutra and practiced their Dharma forms. They melted all the worship power of the people of Wuji Kingdom for the Three Pure Ones into the Twenty-Four Heavenly Towers, comprehended the thoughts of all living beings, saw through their beautiful wishes and evil obsessions, and swallowed them all at once, melting them into their bodies and surrounding their spines to temper their own will. This caused a faint glimmer of spiritual light to emerge in their ancestral apertures.

Having received the benefits, the three of them carefully considered them.

However, the sounds of their eating disturbed the Taoist priest chanting scriptures in the courtyard.

Two curious children walked up to the main hall, pressed their eyes against the crack in the door, and peered inside. They saw that the statues of the Three Pure Ones had "come to life" and exclaimed, "The Three Pure Ones are alive!"

The sound startled the other Taoists, who stopped chanting and pushed open the door to find the golden statues of the Three Pure Ones alive, eating the offerings.

"Who is causing this disturbance?"

Bajie was already experienced with this kind of thing. He threw the banana peel in his hand at a Taoist priest's face, sat upright at the table, and remained calm and solemn.

Hu Yuan and Hu Jue were flustered as they were doing this for the first time, but seeing their second senior brother so serious, he also adopted the postures of the Tongtian Sect Master and the Primordial Heavenly Venerable, being meticulous and silent, for fear of giving away the secret.

"Grandpa Sanqing! We are Taoist priests from Sanqing Temple!" The Taoist priest removed the banana peel from his face, knelt down and kowtowed.

The other Taoists followed suit, bowing their heads in unison, as if afraid that the three saints would leave.

Such an opportunity—

If not now, when?

What are you doing here?

Just as Pigsy was about to deceive the group of Taoists, a loud and clear voice rang out from outside the door. It turned out that two Taoists had arrived, dressed in purple robes, both handsome and extraordinary. One held a golden whisk, and the other held a silver whisk. Both had angry expressions and scolded the Taoists, "Hurry up and go out to recite! Can you bear the responsibility for delaying His Majesty's elixir refining?"

"I wouldn't dare! I wouldn't dare!"

The Taoist priests hurriedly left the main hall and then recounted the story of the Three Pure Ones' statues being resurrected.

Upon hearing this, the two Taoist priests naturally did not believe it, but they saw that the head of the golden statue of Laozi in the center of the main hall had grown longer and changed its appearance.

He was nine feet tall, yellow in color, with a bird's beak, a prominent nose, eyebrows five inches long, ears seven inches long, three lines running down his forehead, and the Eight Trigrams on his feet.

Instantly.

The two handsome Taoist priests were shocked and knelt down, kowtowing and saying, "Master, what brings you here?"

Although his master's portrait was white, and this one was yellow, but—

This is the golden statue they made.

It was obviously coated with gold powder.

"Don't wash your dirty linen in public."

Upon seeing the two Taoists, Bajie was completely certain of their identities and began to speak in the old crane's tone.

The two Taoists understood, dismissed the Taoists in the courtyard, closed the door, and then knelt down to beg for forgiveness, saying, "We beg your punishment, sir."

"Hmph! It's one thing for you to descend to the mortal realm without permission, but why did you also steal my water bottle and the gourd containing my elixir?"

Having confirmed that the two fox cubs had descended to the mortal realm without permission, Pigsy's eyes remained fixed on them. "Do you think you can be so bold just because your mother once did me some small favor?"

"I wouldn't dare! I wouldn't dare!"

The Taoist priest holding the golden whisk hurriedly kowtowed and said, "That monkey is truly hateful! Five hundred years ago, he killed our mother's physical body, and five hundred years later, he scattered our mother's soul... This hatred is hard to forgive!"

"Sir, we brought your treasure down to earth because we were afraid we couldn't defeat that monkey with our bare hands!"

"Hmph! Have you forgotten what I said? In matters of destiny, which immortal or Buddha from Heaven or Mount Ling dares to show their face and interfere? You truly have no regard for your own lives!"

Bajie sneered, "That monkey displayed his might last time, killing the Twenty-Eight Constellations and destroying the Four Heavenly Kings. Could you possibly defeat him?"

The Taoist priest holding the silver whisk pleaded, "Master, in consideration of our many years of service to you, please allow us to avenge ourselves!"

"Once we kill that chosen one, we brothers will surely beg for forgiveness and never leave the Tushita Palace again, to forever refine elixirs and fan the flames for you!"

"Yes, sir!"

Golden Horn Taoist also pleaded, "With these two treasures, we will surely be able to turn the Man of Destiny into pus! We will never be deceived by him again!"

Although he possessed the method to manifest the true form of Pangu, upon closer inspection, his true appearance seemed to still be that of a mortal being, not the golden body like ours.

Upon hearing this, Pigsy fell silent, merely watching the two Taoists until their backs were soaked with sweat. Then he leisurely said, "Since you want to fight that impudent monkey, how can I, as your master, stop you? Besides, you want to avenge your mother; your filial piety is commendable!"

"Thank you, sir!"

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The two Taoist priests finally breathed a sigh of relief and were overjoyed.

“Golden Horn and Silver Horn, we cannot lose, we must win! That monkey caused quite a commotion last time, His Majesty is angry, we must kill him.” Pigsy’s eyes were serious.

"We will certainly live up to our mission!"

The Golden Horned Taoist spoke with absolute certainty.

"To be on the safe side, you guys should improve your capabilities."

Bajie said, "But I am now a primordial spirit descended to the mortal realm, and I did not bring the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir... It is fortunate that you extracted the essence, energy, and spirit of the people of Wuji Kingdom, which is just right to use."

"But you should all leave first. This alchemy method that doesn't require a furnace is not something you can observe and learn."

"Yes!"

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Golden Horn and Silver Horn dared not disobey, so they hurriedly went out the door and stood guard outside. They looked at each other and could see the excitement in each other's eyes.

Inside the main hall.

Hu Yuan asked in a low voice, "Second Senior Brother, shall we run away through the back door while we have the chance?"

Hu Jue nodded repeatedly: "It's the perfect time to escape!"

"Not urgent."

Bajie picked up two pears, cast an illusion spell, and transformed them into a purple-gold gourd and a jade bottle. He then tied the real pears to his waist. "Since I promised to give those two lewd Taoist boys the pills, how can I go back on my word?"

"You know alchemy?"

Hu Jue was extremely surprised.

"Old Pig doesn't know how to burn herbs."

Bajie chuckled, picked up an ordinary jar from the side, loosened his belt, urinated, and said, "But don't we happen to have some Golden Elixir Kidney Water right here?"

Hu Yuan and Hu Jue exchanged a glance, suddenly realizing what was happening. They burst out laughing, grabbed a nearby jar, and started relieving themselves...

Chapter 1465 Holy Water Cannot Be Seeked Externally

"Come in!"

Outside the main hall.

Golden Horn and Silver Horn could hear the sound of jade pillars falling into a plate from inside the hall, but they couldn't sense any fluctuations in the surrounding spiritual energy being absorbed. Just as they were wondering about this, they heard the master calling from inside the hall. They could only suppress their doubts, straighten their sleeves, carefully push open the door, kneel down, and bow their heads, saying, "Master!"

Pigsy said, "Get up!"

Only then did the two dare to stand up, and they saw two jars, one large and one small, on the offering table. The larger one was about six feet tall, and the smaller one was about three feet tall. Both were filled with a yellow liquid, emitting a warm glow and a slightly fishy smell, which was...

I can't help but feel nauseous!

However, Golden Horn and Silver Horn dared not speak.

"Drink up, this is the holy water of the Golden Elixir that I have prepared for you."

Bajie spoke naturally and in a friendly tone, with a hint of expectation in his eyes, "I didn't bring any alchemy furnace with me, so I can only keep things simple."

Upon hearing this, the two brothers under the table turned deathly pale.

They had followed Laozi in alchemy for many years, so they knew how to use monsters as elixirs. One of the processes was to boil the monsters into liquid and refine the blood and flesh impurities within them, condensing the essence of the living beings into one.

The liquid form of the pill is the most turbid and smelly stage!

The stench of the "holy water of the golden elixir" in the two jars in front of me, one large and one small, was actually mild compared to the liquid in the alchemy furnace.

Even so, it still made their faces twitch.

[Perhaps the master still holds a grudge against us brothers for descending to the mortal realm without permission, and is therefore punishing us!]

The thought popped into Golden Horn's mind, and he immediately said to Silver Horn, "Brother, you are better at fighting, so you need to increase your strength and improve your magic power. You should drink the Golden Elixir Holy Water in the six-foot bottle."

Immediately, Silver Horn's lips trembled, but upon glancing at the "Master" on the offering platform, he dared not argue with his brother and immediately retorted, "No! Brother, you should drink the water in the six-foot bottle! I am younger than you and have a smaller capacity; I cannot drink that much!"

"It is only natural for an older brother to give way to his younger brother."

Jin Jiao stood tall and righteous.

“It is only natural for a younger brother to be filial to his older brother.”

Silver Horn argued his case forcefully.

Seeing the two of them politely declining each other's drink, but neither willing to touch it, Pigsy said in a deep voice, "If you two don't want to drink, we'll take you back."

"Sir! Don't be anxious! Don't be anxious! We're willing to drink! We're willing to drink!"