After school, he was then offered himself to a succubus.
Author: Black Dog
Summary:
[List of Monsters] [Multiple Female Leads] [Romance]
Zhang Chen, who had lived for two thousand years, cultivated himself into the only immortal in the human world, but ultimately failed to become human again.
He was defiled by a witch.
The enchantresses used various methods to get close to him, saying they were there to repay a debt of gratitude, asking for no dowry, no house, no car, in order to lower his guard... but in reality, they were just trying to drain his yang energy!
A seemingly aloof and sinister fox spirit, a cat demon disguised as a childhood sweetheart, a puppy girl pretending to be homeless, a fairy singer disguised as a blind date with him... and much more.
In response, Zhang Chen, who was stuffed into a sack, protested:
"That's not how yokai repay kindness! You should first increase my affection level, learn about my hobbies, give me gifts to confess your feelings, and only then can you get a special CG..."
The bewitching women were beautiful but vicious, and they turned a deaf ear to his complaints.
Only that aloof fox spirit raised her sword and sneered, questioning him about how many demons he had loved.
Zhang Chen had no choice but to explain:
"In the past, travel was slow, and one could only love one person in a lifetime. Now, with 5G, it's fast, and you can fall in love with anyone you find."
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Chapter 1: Working Part-Time, Then Going on a Blind Date with a Banshee
Late August, evening, at the Past Life and Present Life Marriage Agency.
Zhang Chen was speechless at the sight before him.
"This is a matchmaking agency, not a police station. Please don't come to me with your marital disputes."
"Little fortune teller, please take a look! This child looks just like my husband! Look at that pig-like nose, they're practically identical!"
A middle-aged woman held a dark-skinned baby and showed it to Zhang Chen. Beside her was a man with a livid face.
Both of them were burly and had upturned noses, making them look like a married couple.
"Like? Can we possibly have a Black child?!" the man shouted angrily, arms crossed.
"You bastard! This is your child, the one I carried for ten months and gave birth to for you. The paternity test shows it's yours! You still don't believe me?!" the woman cried.
“You must have conspired with the hospital to make me take over!” the man said in a red voice.
"This is outrageous! What a despicable man who abandoned his wife and children!"
The argument between the two grew louder and louder, at one point driving away other customers from the matchmaking agency.
Helpless, Zhang Chen had no choice but to activate his cheat code and glance at the baby.
Suddenly, a few lines of text appeared before his eyes:
[List of Yokai Included]
[Successfully added: Human (Black Boar Demon Bloodline)]
[Reward: Pig Language (You can communicate with pigs)]
[Currently included: 0/7 female demons from past lives]
[Your current recovery rate is 0/7]
It turns out they were pig-people.
"Stop, stop, stop arguing," Zhang Chen called out to the two.
"Little fortune teller, everyone in this area says you're the most effective, you must clear my name!" The woman cried uncontrollably.
"This is your child, that's right."
Zhang Chen covered his forehead and said, "But because your ancestors were related to the Black Pig Demon, your child reverted to his ancestral traits, which is why he is dark-skinned."
"Weren't all monsters extinct?" the man exclaimed in shock. "How could I possibly be related to a pig monster?"
"Pah! How could that little fortune teller be wrong? Look at yourself, you're as fat as a pig, not just with a pig's nose!"
"Fatty! Aren't you the same?"
"Hey you..."
The two were arguing when Zhang Chen asked them to leave, and the room suddenly became much quieter.
Zhang Chen slumped in his chair and sighed.
He inherited this matchmaking agency from his mentor; it was originally a psychological counseling center.
The so-called master was actually his adoptive father, whom he was forced to call master.
Zhang Chen's master was quite capable; the locals would go to him for any problems. He was proficient in everything from feng shui to fortune telling, and was known as a "half-immortal."
But his master was buried in the backyard not long ago, and Zhang Chen had just graduated from high school. He didn't know anything about psychological counseling or fortune telling, so it was impossible for him to continue running the counseling center.
Fortunately, his master's dying wish was for him to turn this place into a matchmaking agency.
Its main purpose is to contribute to the country's birth rate.
In addition, another important reason for converting it into a matchmaking agency...
Before his death, his master performed a divination for him, and his last words were:
"Xiao Chen, you have to repay your two-thousand-year-old emotional debt. Remember to eat more goji berries and find your six senses as soon as possible! They... are coming for you!"
Zhang Chen was completely confused and hurriedly asked, "Who are they?"
"It's... a banshee..."
"Where are my six senses?! What will happen if I can't find them?!"
"It will... cause death from exhaustion..."
Then, the master suddenly died, passing away peacefully.
Then, a system called the [Monster Encyclopedia] appeared in Zhang Chen's mind.
This system is like a game where you collect illustrations; it allows him to identify monsters hidden in the mortal world.
However, Zhang Chen has only identified many humans with demon bloodlines so far, but has never seen a living demon.
The only reward he received was the corresponding language, which allowed him to communicate with animals.
Perhaps, as the fat man just said, real monsters have long since become extinct.
Zhang Chen also had a guess: since so many humans had the bloodline of demons, could it be that... a great fusion of species had occurred in the past?
Are the genes of monsters suppressed by human genes?
It's not impossible; the evidence is that... the white population in France is almost being wiped out by the black population.
If that's really the case... Zhang Chen admires the man who was the first to take off his pants on the sow demon.
Biology no longer exists.
"Whoo~"
At that moment, a cold wind suddenly blew in from outside... It was more like a chilling wind than a cold wind.
Zhang Chen looked outside. It was a dark and windy night. Just a few minutes ago, there was a sunset to see, but now it was shrouded in a thin mist.
In this world, there are more and more ghostly weathers. If monsters really become extinct, it's probably related to global warming.
Where exactly is the demon that Master spoke of?
He had a guess: the system wanted him to focus on collecting seven female demons from his past life, and at the same time, it wanted him to find seven life roots. He guessed that each female demon had one of his life roots in her body.
In the realm of destiny, the dark horse's efforts were worthwhile.
But his master's dying wish was simply for him to rediscover his six senses.
What's the extra one?
Is it classy?
I waited a while longer.
Zhang Chen was bored out of his mind, so he picked up his phone to check QQ.
Ignore the message in the class group that mentioned him to attend the party. He has no interest in attending any high school graduation party; if he goes, he'll just be seen as someone showing off.
His gaze then lingered on the contact named "Shen Nianxi" for two seconds.
Shen Nianxi was his female classmate whom he had a crush on in high school. During adolescence, everyone has one or two girls they like who are like a white moonlight.
I'm not quite sure what I like... At this stage, what I like is more of an aspiration.
Zhang Chen understood this and knew the gap between him and the other person. Not only were his grades much worse, but his family background was also much worse.
School uniforms are the ultimate illusion.
Wearing a school uniform, even the most unattainable beauty is still considered a classmate; take off the uniform... who the hell are you?
"Garlic bird, go back to the corner and play with the wood."
Zhang Chen turned off his phone, thinking that there were no more customers now, and prepared to pack up and go home to play video games.
Oh right, the "Gentle Cat Girl" item he just ordered from Pinduoduo seems to have arrived...
"Dong dong."
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door, accompanied by a chilling yet incredibly beautiful female voice:
"Hello, are you here for a blind date?"
Before Zhang Chen could react, the system popped up the next moment.
[List of Yokai Included]
[1/7 of the following female characters have been added]
[Triggering past events]
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