"crunch..."
The silver-haired girl pushed open his door and saw him with his pants down playing on his phone. She immediately pinched her nose in disgust.
Why do you smell like dog?
Chapter 35 I Don't Like You...
"Aren't there a lot of stray dogs on campus? You know I'm quite fond of animals, so I just petted a few..."
"whispering sound."
Bai Nuoyan narrowed her eyes, moved closer with cat-like steps, placed her hands on his shoulders, and carefully sniffed him from top to bottom...
"You're still sweaty." Zhang Chen blushed slightly. "Just a little."
"Shut up, my foot!" Bai Nuoyan bared her fangs and hissed, "If you say another word, I'll stuff a sock in your mouth."
"Then remember to wash it thoroughly, I pay attention to food hygiene."
"Get lost." Bai Nuoyan kicked him away. "Stray dogs are filthy, don't touch them."
"How can you have no compassion at all?"
"What's the use?"
Bai Nuoyan suddenly bristled, coldly saying, "How noble do you think you are? Do you think your kindness will be rewarded? Do you even know how you're going to die..."
"I am dead?"
"...Yes, he's dead." Bai Nuoyan crossed her arms over her chest, the fragrant sweat on her silver hair falling down to her neck, glistening in droplets.
"But I, your father, resurrected you, so the current you does not belong to yourself, but to me."
The atmosphere became slightly somber after those words were spoken.
Zhang Chen noticed that Bai Nuoyan's gaze was particularly unusual; it seemed that the girl could discern anything amiss in his subtle expressions.
What did Bai Nuoyan want to verify? What did she discover?
"That's too much of a yandere."
Zhang Chen simply got up and rummaged through the closet to prepare for a shower, as usual. "When are you coming to school?"
The topic shift was a little abrupt, and Zhang Chen, with his back to her, felt his heart pounding.
Fortunately, Bai Nuoyan didn't seem to notice anything amiss and continued, "..."
"I'll go tomorrow, but you have to come with me to prove it to the teacher tomorrow, otherwise I'll have to go through military training."
"Prove what?"
"Just admit it to the teacher verbally, admit that you got me pregnant, and I have forged medical records."
"...Does that mean I was forced to become a father as soon as I enrolled in school?"
Zhang Chen said speechlessly, "Will we be publicly criticized throughout the school?"
"No, but people might gossip about it." Bai Nuoyan shrugged. "Anyway, you can't find a girlfriend, and you've already agreed to pretend to be my girlfriend."
"If all else fails, shall we have one now?" The girl pinched the edge of her panties and pulled them down, trying to entice Zhang Chen's gaze.
"Really?" Zhang Chen knew she wouldn't dare.
"It's fake. Do you even have the money to support yourself? You can't even support yourself."
Bai Nuoyan put her pants back on. "A can of milk powder costs three hundred yuan. You could buy three Tender Catgirls to use in rotation."
Zhang Chen was speechless.
"Control your lustful desires. If you think I like you, or naively believe that there is a chance I might like you, that's wishful thinking."
"I understand." Zhang Chen gave an "OK" sign. "But what if, I mean, what if, a pretty girl pursues me, and I happen to like her a lot?"
"I will kill her," Bai Nuoyan scoffed.
"what?"
"Because no one will truly like you, Zhang Chen."
Bai Nuoyan warned seriously, "Let me tell you the truth, your master is a very accomplished Taoist priest, so the outside world believes that your master left you a valuable legacy."
"If a beautiful woman comes near you, she is definitely looking to take advantage of you and keep all the inheritance for herself, rather than genuinely wanting to be with you."
"And what about you?" Zhang Chen asked. "You're very beautiful too. Why did you approach me?"
"me..."
Bai Nuoyan wanted to continue the conversation, but she realized that she couldn't find any other reason.
First, excluding genuine liking, she dislikes this bastard, perverted, and obsessed Furry guy to no end.
Secondly, setting aside desires, Zhang Chen doesn't fit the aesthetic standards of monsters at all. He doesn't have beautiful fur, and his strength isn't great... Apart from his exaggerated fertility, he has all sorts of flaws.
Then, exclude...
After a while, Bai Nuoyan's cheeks became increasingly puffed up with anger, and her face became increasingly rosy.
Finally, the silver-haired girl stomped her foot, somewhat angrily, "Anyway, I don't like you!"
"So you want the inheritance?"
"I don't want to either!"
"So you're a lecher?"
"No, that's not it either!"
"That's it, Bai Nuoyan, you've already fallen in love with me."
How many times do I have to say it?!
Bai Nuoyan pounced on Zhang Chen and punched him twice in the chest. "Zhang Chen! I've put up with you for over a thousand years. If you can't afford to raise children, don't provoke me! I'll give you a whole litter and see how you cry then!"
It's okay, baby. I'll earn money from Shen Nianxi to support you.
"Oh."
"That's settled then. Come with me to the academic affairs office tomorrow. And, could you please be a little more careful when you're washing the cat lately?"
Bai Nuoyan let go of him; if she got too close, she would lose her senses.
"I put a lot of effort into it."
"Pay attention? What did I tell you before? I said that the fur on a cat's genitals gets dirty easily because it's a white cat and a long-haired cat! Grooming is very important! Can't you wash it a little more carefully?" Bai Nuoyan sneered.
"I used a bath sponge to wash myself," Zhang Chen said innocently. "I wouldn't even use a bath sponge on myself, how could I not be careful?"
"And your cat doesn't have any fur, does it?" Zhang Chen said pointedly.
Upon hearing this, Bai Nuoyan's face turned as red as a 404 error website.
"Are you crazy?! Cats don't grow that on their bellies!" the silver-haired girl snapped. "Cats aren't people!"
That's not necessarily true.
If a cat were to become a female cat, it might also inherit this trait.
"Also, wash me by hand, not with a bath sponge. Bath sponges scratch very painfully. When washing, massage back and forth gently, don't scratch randomly."
"Why should I? You're not a cat, how can you know what a cat is happy about? I feel like it's happy when I give it a bath."
That's because...
"Because?" Zhang Chen made an "8" shape with his hand on his chin. "Because of what?"
"You wouldn't understand even if I told you, you idiot."
Bai Nuoyan trembled with anger, "I'm going back to take a shower. I'll throw the cat over to you later, remember to shower."
The girl stormed out, and less than a minute later, a white cat angrily jumped in through the window.
The white cat, with its head held high in arrogance, came over and rubbed against Zhang Chen's crotch.
"..."
Could it be any more obvious?
Zhang Chen had reason to suspect that Bai Nuoyan was doing it on purpose. She may have realized that he was pretending not to know all along, so she had been testing his bottom line.
Are you kidding me? Using this to test cadres?
He didn't believe that if Bai Nuoyan in his Hakimi form rolled his eyes, he could still hold back and not change back.
Lies will always be exposed eventually.
How will he face them, including Bai Nuoyan, when the time comes?
So far, Bai Nuoyan seems to have the deepest obsession, always hoping that he can remember something.
After this battle, Zhang Chen found it difficult to ignore the monsters and his past, and the other side of this world became increasingly real in his mind.
People often find it hard to accept their own ordinariness.
But it is difficult to get him, who had already accepted his ordinariness, to accept his extraordinary nature again.
"Ugh."
Zhang Chen picked up the white cat and walked towards the bathroom. "Silly cat, what do you think Bai Nuoyan really wants?"
"Meow~" The white cat scratched his underwear.
"Damn it, I won't give you this even if you want it. Don't scratch me with your claws."
"Meow meow!"
The showerhead in the bathroom hissed as hot water flowed into the bathtub.
Zhang Chen bought a large bathtub these past few days for bathing, but he didn't pay for it; Bai Nuoyan paid for it all.
Perhaps Bai Nuoyan also likes to stay in the warm water with him like this.
Zhang Chen scrubbed the cat with soap and then gave it a haphazard wash. The two of them then soaked in the water.
The foam spread in the water, and the air smelled of soap and jasmine.
He stared at the ceiling, wearily talking to himself:
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