Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

The reason is simple: the place where Zhao Weike is vacationing is just too famous.

Florida, known worldwide as the "Eagle's Dagger," is a country that refuses to tolerate idleness. And Zhao Weike went to the heart of Florida—the legendary Miami!

When you think of Miami, aside from its nickname "Sin City," all that comes to mind is beaches, sunshine, the ocean, palm trees, and vibrant bikinis.

Honestly, if Zhao Weike hadn't mentioned this city, Sherlock wouldn't have thought of visiting this American version of Sanya after traveling through time for so long.

Without the slightest hesitation, Sherlock and Doro changed into standard beach shirts and flip-flops at home and drove straight towards Miami.

After a full 24 hours on the highway, Sherlock finally arrived in this city famous for its beaches and sunshine.

Looking at his distinctive beach T-shirt, which perfectly blended into the local environment, Sherlock drove with great satisfaction toward the hotel Zhao Weike had given him.

It has to be said that Zhao Weike has indeed saved up a lot of 'retirement money' over the years as an assassin. When Sherlock drove to the location given by Zhao Weike, Sherlock saw a high-end five-star hotel with a private beach.

After checking in with Doro, who was wearing sunglasses, in his arms, Sherlock didn't go to his room. Instead, he carried Doro and took the room key and headed towards the beach.

Sherlock's intuition told him he was certain he would find Zhao Weike in the beach bar.

And indeed, Sherlock's intuition proved correct!

With almost no effort, he found Zhao Weike in the bar, who was wearing the same beach t-shirt, flip-flops, and sunglasses as him, and was drinking alone.

Sherlock casually placed Doro on the bar, ordered himself a cocktail and Doro a glass of orange juice, and then looked at Zhao Weike, who looked melancholy, and asked him a question.

"What happened? You look like Helen dumped you!"

Unexpectedly, Zhao Weike did not refute Sherlock's criticism at all. Instead, he looked at Sherlock with a melancholy expression and said to him.

"I can tell you the reason, but Sherlock, you must promise to remain calm after you hear it!"

Upon hearing Zhao Weike's words, a huge question mark slowly appeared above Sherlock's head as he stared at Zhao Weike with some confusion.

Seeing Sherlock's reaction, Zhao Weike silently pointed towards the sea. Sherlock, full of questions, looked in the direction Zhao Weike was pointing.

The next second, just as Zhao Weike had predicted, Sherlock exploded, looking like he was ready to roll up his sleeves and go fight the Emperor City.

"What the hell? Where did this bunch of idiots come from? How dare they covet my cabbage? I'll go beat the shit out of them right now!"

On the beach, two little girls, Mindy and Anna, were playing beach volleyball happily in their normal swimsuits. What was unusual was that they were surrounded by a group of handsome, sunny young men with eight-pack abs and tanned skin.

Although these young men were practically overflowing with hormones, in Sherlock's eyes, no matter how sunny or handsome they were, they were all just a code name.

Yellow hair!

Just as Sherlock stood up to punch the blond-haired guy, Zhao Weike swiftly grabbed Sherlock's waist and pulled him back, trying to calm him down.

It was obvious that Sherlock had lost his temper and was struggling desperately out of pure instinct, while also cursing at Zhao Weike.

"Zhao Weike, are you even a man? The cabbages in your house are almost being eaten by pigs, and instead of stopping them, you're just drinking alone like this?"

After saying that, Sherlock seemed unsatisfied, or perhaps he was getting a little carried away. He pulled out his phone, opened an app, and started yelling into the other end of the screen.

"Avengers, assemble now! There's a pig trying to steal my cabbage!"

Tony: "!"

team leader:"?"

Black Widow: "(☆_☆)"

Banner: "(_)"

Hawkeye: "Send location, I'm coming right away!"

Tony: "I'll cover the expenses! Family members are welcome! Hurry up and get your gossip!"

Chapter 206 The Avengers' Vacation Life 2

What Zhao Weike couldn't understand at all was that Sherlock had gathered the Avengers just because of the puberty issues of two girls. What Zhao Weike couldn't understand even more was that almost half of the Avengers had gathered at the hotel that afternoon.

With the exception of Banner, who was already abroad, and Thor, who was taking Loki back to Asgard, almost everyone was present.

Tony took Pepper in his private jet and then transferred to a helicopter to go directly to the hotel. The most outrageous ones were Black Widow, Hawkeye, and Captain America. The three of them directly arranged for a Harrier jet from S.H.I.E.L.D. to fly over!

Zhao Weike and Helen were completely dumbfounded when they saw almost all of the Avengers who had made their names in the Battle of New York gathered together. Blackie and those black-hearted maggots were just as dumbfounded as they were.

Especially after learning that the reason most of the Avengers had gathered in Florida was simply because Sherlock's neighbor's daughter had started attracting boys during puberty, this group of people felt that the world was beginning to become absurd.

Of course, the one who couldn't accept it the most was Black Egg. He actually forgot that the three of them were on vacation and were tricked by Black Widow, Hawkeye, and Captain America into giving him a Harrier fighter jet!

Left with no other choice, they tearfully classified this Harrier fighter sortie as top secret, and now it's practically become a black history collection for Black Egg.

As for why most of the Avengers came after Sherlock's summons.

One reason was to witness the spectacle firsthand, since there are very few things that could break Sherlock's composure, and no one expected to see him break down here.

On the other hand, it's also because Zhao Weike's choice of vacation location is truly perfect. No one can resist sunshine, the sea, beaches, and palm trees, right?

You can have a vacation, you can watch the drama unfold, and most importantly, someone else will foot the bill. Why wouldn't a fool take advantage of something like this?

Banner & Hulk: ?

Of course, Banner might not care about these things.

To Sherlock's surprise, the Avengers quickly split into two factions after their arrival, and the division was quite clear.

First, there's the women's group consisting of Helen, Scarlett Johansson, and Pepper Potts. The three women believe that these things are normal now, just the confusion of adolescence and hormones at work, and that they should just let nature take its course.

The rest of the group stood in opposition to the two, with Sherlock, Zhao Weike, and Tony leading the charge and firmly opposing those fools who wanted to take advantage of them.

As for Captain America and Hawkeye, they were originally just there for fun and didn't want to take sides, but they couldn't resist Sherlock's persuasion.

Sherlock: "Barton, think about your daughter. One day in the future, some blond-haired brat will stand at your door and carry away your beloved daughter, pot and all. If you object, your daughter will even tell you that you don't understand him at all!"

Hawkeye: "Fuck you! Sherlock, just tell me where those pigs who want to steal the cabbage are! I'm going to go and shoot those greedy idiots to death right now!"

Sherlock: "Captain, think about it, you and Carter had an incredibly beautiful daughter. You loved her dearly, cherishing her like a flower for over a decade. But suddenly, Bucky snatched that flower away..."

Captain: "Don't eat the pickled radish! Sherlock, you've successfully convinced me!"

In short, under Sherlock's persuasion, the men present quickly united and formed the famous Anti-Yellow Hair Alliance.

Seeing this surreal scene, Helen rolled her eyes so hard they almost reached the sky. Honestly, if she hadn't held them back earlier, those boys who kept crowding around Anna and Mindy would probably have been shot dead by Zhao Weike long ago.

Now that Zhao Weike has finally been contained, another Sherlock has appeared. What's even more frustrating for Helen is that Sherlock has managed to summon most of the Avengers.

Seeing Helen's helpless expression, Black Widow found the scene quite amusing, as well as the childish anti-Yellow Hair alliance formed by the men present. After thinking for a moment, Black Widow quietly pulled Pepper Potts and Helen aside and whispered something to them.

After listening to Black Widow's words, Helen's eyes lit up, and she gave Black Widow a thumbs up. Under Black Widow's encouraging gaze and Pepper Potts's almost suppressed smile, Helen walked up to all the members of the Anti-Yellow Hair Alliance.

“Boys! Since you all seem to dislike those young people, then as Anna and Mindy’s elder, it’s not really my place to stop you…”

When Helen finished speaking, the male members of the Anti-Yellow Hair Alliance cheered in unison. The next second, Sherlock produced the Spear of Longinus, Hawkeye produced a bow and arrow, Captain America produced a shield, Tony produced a palm cannon, and even Zhao Weike pulled out a pistol from who-knows-where.

Seeing this scene, the women looked at the childish anti-Yellow Hair Alliance with disbelief. Pepper Potts and Black Widow's faces darkened, and they exchanged a glance before stepping forward and confiscating all the 'weapons' without saying a word.

Of course, Sherlock's spear was ultimately preserved, but he promised Pepper Potts that he would never use it.

It wasn't until all of their weapons were confiscated that Helen, who had just been stunned by what she had just witnessed, seemed to come to her senses. She looked helplessly at the boys who looked somewhat dejected because their weapons had been confiscated, coughed, and then continued.

"Ahem, after our ruling as the Youthful Love Protection Alliance, you Anti-Yellow-Haired Alliance are permitted to interfere with Anna and Mindy. Of course, the only ironclad rule is that violence is absolutely prohibited! At the same time, coercion is also absolutely prohibited! Understand?"

Upon hearing Helen's words, the boys from the Anti-Yellow Hair Alliance nodded vigorously, as if afraid that Helen would misunderstand their meaning.

Seeing the boys obediently nodding in front of her, Helen finally showed a satisfied expression. She turned around and pulled Pepper Potts and Scarlett Johansson to take the 'dangerous items' they had confiscated back to the hotel before enjoying the beautiful beach and sunshine.

However, almost immediately after Helen, Pepper Potts, and Black Widow left, Sherlock convened the first meeting of the Anti-Yellow Hair Alliance in a small bar on the beach.

When three or more men gather in a bar, and with alcohol, a leader, and other factors in place, a hilarious 'battle' begins.

Chapter 207 The Avengers' Vacation Life 3

The good news is that the hotel's regular beach bonfire party will be held that evening, which will also be the first real battle between the Anti-Yellow Hair Alliance and the "Yellow Hair".

As the sun sets behind the mountains and the hazy moon slowly emerges from the sea, as night falls, the huge bonfire becomes the greatest source of light on the beach, where the sound of the waves never ceases.

As if it were intentional on the part of the hotel, the warm yellow light from the campfire, combined with the dim lighting on the beach and the soothing music, created a hazy yet ambiguous atmosphere that began to spread across the entire beach.

It was under these circumstances that the Anti-Yellow Hair Alliance was formed.

They wore matching beach shirts, matching baggy shorts, and matching flip-flops, but each of them exuded a completely different aura.

Sherlock spent most of his time at home researching alchemy. Under the moonlight, he was so white that he seemed to glow. Combined with his delicate and youthful face, he looked like a vampire straight out of a story, exuding an aura of mystery.

Zhao Weike was also very well-groomed, with his hair neatly combed back. Combined with his stubble and the faint murderous aura emanating from him, he looked like a lone wolf, exuding a sense of vicissitude and danger.

Although the captain was also wearing a beach shirt, his explosive physique made the shirt, which should have been loose, look like a tight-fitting garment. Combined with his upright demeanor, he attracted countless eyes the moment he appeared.

Tony, needless to say, his face represents wealth. His brightly colored beach shirt, combined with his playboy-like arrogant smile, is like a poison that makes people unconsciously addicted.

While Hawkeye couldn't compare to the others, his serious, earnest, and reliable demeanor—a quality unique to middle-aged men—still made him a focal point.

The moment the five people appeared, they almost instantly became the absolute center of attention on the beach.

It's not just the aura of being an Avenger after the Battle of New York, but also the completely different yet captivating qualities of the five individuals.

Ignoring the surrounding commotion, the six members of the 'Anti-Yellow-Haired Alliance' remained silent. The moment they appeared on the beach, almost all of them automatically locked onto the 'yellow-haired' group gathered on the other side of the campfire.

Sometimes you have to admit that there may be a magical understanding between men all over the world.

Although the members of the Anti-Yellow-Haired Alliance hadn't uttered a single word since their appearance, the members of the 'Yellow-Haired Alliance' on the other side almost instantly realized one thing: this group was after them!

Similarly, the young "Yellow Hair Alliance" was naturally fearless in the face of the challenge. Even though the opponents were all powerful Avengers or even the world's richest men, the young "Yellow Hair" did not back down in the slightest.

The two faced each other across a campfire, their gazes clashing, the light emanating from their eyes even more dazzling than the fire itself.

Even the most oblivious person could sense the tension between the two sides on the entire beach.

Surprisingly, no one at the scene stepped forward to stop it; instead, they all watched the two sides with great interest.

If the six members of the 'Anti-Yellow-Haired Alliance' are like cocktails, each with its own unique flavor, and you can find any flavor you like in them, then the guys on the 'Yellow-Haired Alliance' side have something that the others could never have.

Youth!

On the other hand, while the 'Yellow Hair Alliance' may not have as many flavors as the other side, it's like strong liquor—it has no advantages, just pure potency!

The two sides stared at each other across the campfire, the "river and the Han" dividing line between them, the tension growing ever stronger, as if a 'war' only understood by men was about to break out at any moment.

Unfortunately, both the boys on the yellow-haired alliance and the men on the anti-yellow-haired alliance felt incredibly cool at that moment.

However, all the three ladies in the 'Adolescent Love Protection Alliance' saw was childishness, especially Mindy and Anna, who were standing with the three ladies at this moment and were the fuse for this 'war'.

"Wait, why are they wearing sunglasses so late at night?"