Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

After hearing what the three people were saying, Zhao Weike glanced at them sideways for a while, then silently took out his phone and sent them a link. When the three people opened the link on their phones and were redirected to the website with black background and orange text, they all fell silent for a moment.

How can they possibly prove that they absolutely haven't seen any content related to the captain on this website? That's a huge problem!

On the contrary, Black Widow, seeing everyone fall silent for a moment, quietly came behind Sherlock and the others. After seeing the contents of Sherlock's phone, she whistled excitedly and looked at the four somewhat bewildered people with a mocking expression.

"The flavor is truly unique!"

Black Widow made a cheeky comment, and just one sentence was enough to break down the defenses of the four people instantly. Of course, it wasn't just these four who were broken down, but also the captain who had just looked in the mirror.

"Fxxk!!! Sherlock, what have you done?! How did I end up looking like that damn adult film star?!"

With the captain's roar, the five of them started fighting in an extremely childish way almost instantly. On the other hand, Black Widow calmly sat down on the sofa and even made herself a cup of coffee to quietly enjoy the drama unfolding before her.

Only after the five men stopped fighting, panting heavily, did Zhao Weike cover his eyes and ask the captain a question.

"I have a question, Captain. How do you know that your face looks exactly like that adult film star?"

"..."

Upon hearing Zhao Weike's question, the captain fell silent for a moment. What was he supposed to say? Should he tell everyone in front of him that because he used the Sherlock transformation device during the Battle of New York, he was constantly searching for his own name online?

Not only did I see a female adult film star who looked very much like me, but I also saw a male adult film star wearing extremely shameful clothes.

The captain felt he couldn't bring himself to say it! He could only respond to Zhao Weike's complaints with silence.

Although the captain didn't reply, it was clearly better to just say it directly. After seeing that the captain didn't reply, everyone's gaze towards him suddenly became strange. That smug look gave the captain goosebumps.

Hawkeye slyly nudged the captain's arm and made a 'funny' comment to the captain.

"I didn't expect you to be so narcissistic, Captain!"

These words won the approval of everyone present, including Scarlett Johansson who had been watching the show, almost instantly, while Captain America could only suffer in silence.

After everyone had calmed down for a while, Sherlock seemed to remember something and spoke to the captain.

"Captain, do you really not have any relatives or daughters living away from home?"

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Upon hearing Sherlock's words, the captain's head was filled with a huge question mark. He looked at Sherlock with a puzzled expression and asked him.

"What do you mean?"

Hearing the captain's question, Sherlock paused for a moment before explaining to the captain.

"The bracelet on your wrist is something I made using alchemy. It's called the Gender-Changing Bracelet. To put it simply, after you wear this bracelet, your body will transform into a proper person of the opposite sex."

Take Captain, for example. The moment you put on the bracelet, you became a woman who has periods, gets pregnant, and gives birth, until you take it off.

Most importantly, your DNA is still your own DNA…

Sherlock didn't finish his sentence; he stopped there. Tony, who reacted the fastest, couldn't help but step forward and pat the captain on the shoulder after hearing Sherlock's words, speaking to the captain with a solemn expression.

"Don't worry, I'll get that adult film star's DNA sample as soon as I get back..."

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The back-and-forth between Sherlock and Tony completely baffled the captain, who looked at everyone with an expression of utter ignorance and naivety.

Chapter 234 The Red House Finally Arrives

Seeing Sherlock and Tony bullying the captain, who had the lowest level of education, Black Widow could only sigh helplessly and explain to the captain. However, after Black Widow explained what the two meant, the captain's expression did not improve but became even more confused.

She even began to suspect that her parents had another child after she joined the army, or that her DNA had been stolen by Hydra.

Seeing the captain's dazed expression, Hawkeye thought for a moment before patting him on the shoulder and comforting him.

"Captain, don't overthink it. First of all, the probability of two completely unrelated people looking exactly alike is very low, but it's not impossible. Secondly, Tony has already agreed to help you get that actress's DNA for comparison. You don't need to worry about the rest."

Upon hearing Hawkeye's words, Zhao Weike immediately began to comfort his captain.

“That’s right, Captain. Instead of worrying about that adult film star whose relationship with you is still unknown, I think you should be more concerned about the high heels that knocked Tony and Sherlock down!”

Hearing the two men's words of comfort, the captain rolled his eyes so hard they almost reached the sky. He gave them a deep middle finger and complained to them.

"Neither of you intended to let me go!"

Seeing the captain's reaction, all the men in the room burst into laughter. How to put it? Spending too much time with that bastard Sherlock would inevitably lead to being influenced by him for no reason. The captain was the best example of that.

Since the Battle of New York, the captain has transformed from a model young man who never swore into the down-to-earth person he is today.

Upon witnessing this scene, Scarlett Johansson rolled her eyes to the heavens. If the timing hadn't been so inappropriate, she would have grabbed the ears of these damned men and yelled at them.

Those high heels you see as instruments of torture are practically welded to my feet!!!

However, it must be said that thanks to this little gadget, Black Widow was spared the steps of doing Captain America's makeup and matching clothes. After simply using that high-tech gadget to swap Captain America's and her own faces with Black Widow's, Black Widow led Captain America out of the safe house once again.

After going through the same process all day, the next day, under the coercion of Captain America, Sherlock, and Tony, the bracelet was put on Hawkeye's wrist, and then Hawkeye was taken out for another stroll by Black Widow.

On the third day, Zhao Weike, along with almost every man present, went for a stroll with Black Widow.

The reason for doing this is actually quite simple: to send a message to the Red Room that the Black Widows, who have gained their freedom, are still gathered together and cautiously exploring this completely unknown world.

This lured out the Red House's hunting party to deal with the Black Widows who had gained their freedom.

The reason for creating the impression that everyone is still gathered together is simple: to attract enough members of the Black Widow's hunting team.

After all, the only information obtained from the freed Black Widow was that her sister Yelena was in the assassination squad, but she didn't know how many squads there were or how many people were in them.

Therefore, the best solution that everyone could think of was to attract as many members of the Black Widow's hunting team as possible to increase the probability that Yelena would be sent there.

With the help of Sherlock's gender-changing bracelet, the group went out for almost half a month. During this time, Black Widow would occasionally use the transformation device to transform into Dark Tong Dawei and Hawkeye, who was wearing the bracelet, and they would constantly act out their relationship.

The intention was to portray the Black Widows gradually settling into a peaceful life after gaining their freedom. However, a full two weeks passed, and things remained calm. Some even wondered if Drekoff was planning to let the freed Black Widows go.

Of course, during this time, everyone also made sure to call their families to let them know they were safe.

Helen, Pepper Potts, and even Hawkeye's family were all quite resentful that a group of men had abandoned them and disappeared without a word for half a month. But when they learned that the group was helping Black Widow save her family, they instantly forgave them.

A group of men even bluntly asked their husbands to put in more effort and stop thinking about slacking off all day, which brought tears to the eyes of the group of men.

Sherlock cried the most among them. He wanted to apologize to Doro for disappearing for half a month without a word. Sherlock thought Doro would miss him.

But the truth is quite the opposite. Under the care of Anna, Mindy, Helen, and Pepper, Doro lived like an emperor. From the night the Anti-Yellow Hair Alliance clashed with the Yellow Hair Alliance, Doro never walked on his own two feet!

When faced with Sherlock's video call, Doro vividly demonstrated what it means to be so happy that you forget everything else. Not only did Sherlock never want to enjoy such treatment, but even Zhao Weike and Tony, who were the main wives, never experienced it!

Zhao Weike & Tony: "Wife, you've never sung this kind of lullaby to me before!"

For a full two weeks, the group practically vomited from exploring the entire city of Budapest, but the damned Red House didn't make a single move, infuriating the group to the point of frantically criticizing the Red House's intelligence gathering capabilities and reaction speed.

Just as the story of Scarlett Johansson and Hawkeye's "flirting" was nearing its final stage, the Red Room finally made a move.

That evening, after the two returned to the safe house separately, the alarm system, which had never sounded before, finally went off, the alarm everyone had been longing for.

The moment the alarm sounded, the group of people seemed to be injected with adrenaline. Apart from Scarlett Johansson, who looked slightly nervous, everyone else excitedly grabbed their weapons.

After all, the people on the other side were all pitiful, so there was no need for them to kill them. Zhao Weike switched his gun to a tranquilizer gun, Hawkeye used the back of his knife, and Tony, after putting on the new 'Doctor Doom Armor' which combined the Mark V armor, picked up a baseball bat.

On the contrary, Sherlock and Captain America were more composed. Sherlock simply transformed his spear into a stick, while Captain America did it even more simply, turning his Stormbreaker upside down and standing at the entrance with the hammer head up.

Seeing the barely suppressed excitement on everyone's faces, Scarlett Johansson's lips twitched slightly. After hesitating for a long time, she quietly reminded the men whose smiles were harder to suppress than AK's, giving them a villainous grin.

"Calm down, friends. Stop smiling like that. You look just like villains in a movie. Remember, they're all innocent 'puppets'!"

Chapter 235 The Smile Gradually Becomes BT

As it turns out, Scarlett Johansson, a veteran spy for many years, has an exceptionally keen eye for choosing safe houses.

The safe house is located in the middle of the building, with people living on both the upper and lower floors, ensuring that enemies cannot rush in by breaking through the floorboards in an uncontrollable way. In addition, the safe house is located in the old town, where the century-old buildings block the possibility of enemies breaking through the walls to enter.

In this situation, whoever is on the other side only has two options left: break down the door or break the window!

The moment the alarm sounded, everyone on the scene was already in position at the windows and the front door, waiting for the Black Widow assassins sent by the Red House to break in.

The captain, dressed as a Hydra captain, looked at Sherlock, who had transformed and was now standing opposite him with a stick. His expression was incredibly complicated. Taking advantage of the moment before the enemy breached the gate, the captain muttered something to Sherlock.

"No, Sherlock, are you out of ideas? Can't you at least change your outfit?"

Hearing the captain's complaint, Sherlock looked down at the clothes that the Destroyer Armor had transformed into, along with the hood that covered his entire head, with a question mark slowly appearing on his head.

"Aren't I doing just fine?"

"What a load of rubbish! If I had known you were cosplaying Red Skull, I would have rather died than wear that Hydra uniform!"

Hearing the captain's complaint, Sherlock pointed to his face and rolled his eyes at the captain before speaking.

"Captain, I suggest you get your colorblindness checked. And listen, I'm Green Skull!"

Upon hearing Sherlock's words and seeing him staring at his old rival's head, which was so green it was practically glowing, the captain felt his blood pressure rising.

Just as they were about to retort, the door between the two of them was suddenly blown open from the outside.

With a not-so-loud explosion, the door crashed to the ground. The captain rolled his eyes at Sherlock, then swung his Storm Hammer (axe) and smashed it towards the outside of the door.

Boom!

The crisp sound made it clear that the captain had hit a good spot on the head with that hammer!

With a crisp metallic clang against a skull, the captain charged out, wielding the massive Storm Hammer (axe), his flamboyant display leaving Sherlock speechless and momentarily stunned.

"Haha, this thing is so much more fun than a shield!"

Sherlock didn't react until the captain's excited shouts came through the communicator in his ear. He grabbed the club that his spear had transformed into and rushed out with the captain!

When Sherlock went out, there were already quite a few unconscious Black Widows lying in the corridor, and the sight made Sherlock's mouth twitch nonstop.

Compared to the captain's group, which was practically letting loose, the others weren't much better off.

Although Zhao Weike, who was guarding the window, had long since replaced the ammunition in his gun with anesthetic, he still maintained the fine tradition of shooting two shots at the body and one at the head. Regardless of the consequences of being hit by Zhao Weike, the dosage of anesthetic alone was enough to take down an elephant.

Hawkeye, who was not far from Zhao Weike, was in no better shape. He completely used the reversed Ryujin Jakka as a stick, and his crossbow, which was now filled with tranquilizer arrows, never stopped firing.

However, compared to Zhao Weike's efficiency, Hawkeye's approach was undoubtedly much more humane. Hawkeye's method was to first use Ryujin Jakka on the head to knock the person unconscious, and then administer an anesthetic.

Of course, sometimes the process might be reversed, but the force of the taps on the head never diminishes.

Compared to these two, Tony's side is far too villainous. Most importantly, the villains on Tony's side don't seem like villains from superhero movies; they're more like villains from a teen drama.

Tony, dressed as Doctor Doom, was swinging his baseball bat so fast it was almost a blur, and the smile beneath his mask was so intense it was almost impossible to hide it.

That kind of smile has a very professional name: 'a smile that gradually builds up its power'!

The most plausible guess would be Black Widow. After finally dealing with the two invading Black Widows in her hands, she looked up and saw this chaotic scene before her, and her vision went black.