Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

Seeing his captain's hair had turned into bald patches, Sherlock was filled with rage and decided to use alchemy on his clippers to forcibly shave off half of the hair on the captain's head.

Not only that, the alchemy covering the clippers also caused the captain's hair follicles to become ineffective. Although they did not die directly, no new hair could grow.

While pushing Sherlock, he kept muttering to himself to comfort himself.

"It's alright, it's alright. We can use alchemy to recover later. If that doesn't work, we can just send the captain some hair growth pills or something. It's alright, it's alright!"

Regardless of whether Sherlock's words comforted him or not, they certainly comforted the members of Unit 141. After hearing Sherlock's mutterings, the members of Unit 141 subconsciously believed that Sherlock could definitely save their captain's image, and thus began to act without restraint.

Soap: "Your technique is terrible, and this hairstyle is awful. Watch me do it!"

Xiao Qiang: "You're right. Besides, you've already captured them. If I were Hydra, I definitely wouldn't be willing to take these things back with me. Not taking a single piece of flesh from them is already giving the Avengers face."

Ghost: "That makes sense! And I think Hydra, as the captain's old rival, will naturally not let go of this opportunity to humiliate the captain!"

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The group chatted amongst themselves, and by the time they realized what was happening, the captain had already sported a receding hairline and had a turtle painted on his face.

It wasn't until they saw their captain in this state that the group realized they had gone a bit too far. Soap swallowed hard, shoved the clippers back into Sherlock's hand, and then asked Sherlock with 'expectation'.

"Captain... the captain shouldn't care about such trivial matters, right? After all, you know, the military often requires soldiers to be bald..."

Soap became increasingly less confident as he spoke, since at least a shaved head in the military camp could grow back, but it was obvious that the clippers in Sherlock's hand had completely shaved it off!

"Probably, maybe, probably, probably not? After all, we're 'Hydra' now?"

The ghost, its hands trembling as it closed the cap of the marker, tried to appear calm and comforted the soap.

Price was still staring blankly at the tuft of hair he had just casually plucked from the captain's head, completely bewildered. His rational mind told him that he should destroy the hair immediately, but his emotions gave him an urge to keep it.

The stark contrast caused the commander, who had fought wars his entire life, to have his brain slightly overclocked for the first time in his life.

The calmest one throughout was Xiaoqiang, who had been the most excited about stirring things up.

At this moment, Xiao Qiang looked at the still-frightened Soap and Ghost, as well as Sherlock who had just realized what was happening but hadn't fully recovered, and Price whose brain had gone blank, and said with a wicked smile.

"I think what you should be more concerned about is whether the current captain can hear what you are saying, and whether he has really fainted."

Upon hearing Xiaoqiang's words, almost instinctively, Ghost, Price, and Soap drew their Tasers and shot the captain.

The captain, who had already been knocked unconscious by the electric shock, was mercilessly electrocuted again for a while while still unconscious, and even his body began to smell like roasted meat.

The good news is that even if the captain wasn't unconscious just now, he should be completely unconscious by now.

The bad news is that if the captain hadn't fainted, then they would have really made a huge grudge against him!

The person who was most relaxed throughout the entire journey was probably Zhao Weike, who was in the driver's seat. He naturally saw everything that happened in the back of the vehicle, but he didn't say anything and even pretended that he hadn't seen anything at all.

Zhao Weike: This has nothing to do with me! I didn't see anything, I don't know anything, so don't get involved!

Well, that's what he thought, but the wide grin that was even harder to suppress than AK's still betrayed Zhao Weike's amused and entertaining attitude.

Chapter 300 The Frenzied Hydra and the Bewildered Sherlock

Under such circumstances, don't expect Sherlock and the others to let Zhao Weike go. After all, only when everyone is involved can you ensure that this bad thing will not be leaked.

Therefore, even though Zhao Weike had tried his best to minimize his presence, he was still forced to add another "bold stroke" to the captain's face after the car stopped, which led to the scene where the group of people joined hands and promised never to betray each other after leaving the carriage.

In any case, Sherlock did achieve an unexpected result after this farce.

Of course, they also gained a customer for the pills that seemed to have been anticipated all along.

Fortunately, although the captain was bald, the wig specially made for menopause by the rabbit was enough to keep him going for the time it took for the Sherlock hair growth pill to be made.

The only unlucky one might be Hydra, who gets blamed.

Yes, you read that right. Starting from the Red Room, Sherlock Holmes has essentially turned Hydra into a scapegoat.

It's important to understand that there are rules even in the dark world, or rather, in the world of villains. The Red Room incident made many dark world organizations feel that Hydra was being too domineering, destroying the entire Red Room just because of the loss of one base.

This naturally led some organizations to subconsciously reduce their contact with Hydra, which severely damaged Hydra's reputation in the dark world.

Before the reputation issue on this side was even resolved, Black Egg on the other side began to exert its strength and launch an investigation into Hydra.

Left with no other choice, Pierce had to hand over a few Hydra bases outside to Black Egg, deliberately creating the illusion that Hydra was all outside of S.H.I.E.L.D.

However, before Pierce could completely deal with Black Egg, Lara's disappearance cast another shadow over Hydra.

Although the matter was later covered up by delaying the Insight Project for a period of time, its impact did not end there.

Lara's disappearance means that the many exchanges of interests within Hydra's internal factions have suddenly become chaotic, and Pierce, as the 'leader' of the entire S.H.I.E.L.D., needs to make decisions and mediate many things.

Before things were even over here, the New York base was invaded.

Pierce mobilized almost all his connections to barely obtain some inside information about the attack on the New York base.

The person who did it was actually a member of Hydra!

Under normal circumstances, Pierce would naturally suspect that someone was using Hydra as a front for their schemes.

The problem is that, coincidentally, Pierce, the 'Hydra team' that destroyed the Red House, never figured out which faction it belonged to.

In addition, the X-23 experiment subject left, and the New York base was attacked shortly afterward. The clone of the X-23 experiment subject was in the New York base. Furthermore, in the afternoon, Captain America clearly appeared to be under attack as he rushed into the Avengers building.

Several events, when linked together, have almost formed a clear narrative: the emergence of the 'Hydra Squad' has led to the collapse of the power balance between internal factions, and the seeds of distrust have been sown in the hearts of almost every faction leader.

X-23's subsequent escape further fueled the leader's suspicions, since there were no clues to Lara's disappearance, and the only person capable of doing such a thing was an insider.

Finally, there's the matter of X-23's clone being killed, Captain America being attacked and having a large number of DNA samples stolen, and there's also the concern about whether the Hydra base in the New York base has been exposed.

Pierce couldn't help but wonder if the collapse of trust had led internal factions to try to strengthen their own power, ultimately causing this series of events.

These chaotic things mixed together even made Pierce feel mentally exhausted, and he even wondered if he had accidentally offended some deity, which was why he had been having such a bad time lately.

So much so that in Pierce's office now, you can find almost any god-related item from the beginning of this world, from the little Northeast Immortal of the Rabbit Kingdom to various mainstream gods, and even his mother's Cthulhu statue.

If it weren't for the fact that Black Egg's investigation into S.H.I.E.L.D. was becoming increasingly intense, and that Captain America had also begun to publicly investigate Hydra, Pierce would have genuinely felt the urge to carry out a major purge within Hydra.

However, it is clear that now is not the time for Pierce to act impulsively. Before the Insight Project is completed, the most important thing facing Pierce is not dealing with the infighting between the various factions of Hydra, but rather, damn it, dealing with the investigations of the two great gods, Black Egg and Captain America.

On the other side, Sherlock probably never imagined that his series of actions would have such an impact on Hydra, let alone that his plan to take advantage of the situation would have such extraordinary results.

After all, the only thing Sherlock and Pierce can empathize with now is their bewilderment.

The reason why Sherlock was dumbfounded is quite simple. Anyone would be dumbfounded if they had just finished dealing with some matters and returned home to find their house filled with flowers and wine, and even half of the community dressed in fine clothes and carrying wine glasses.

Seeing this scene, Sherlock even had a suspicion that Doro might have married him off.

After all, Doro is the only one in Sherlock's household who has a slightly feminine feel. It's impossible that Sherlock himself is getting married, right? How come Sherlock doesn't know he's getting married?

Just as Sherlock and Zhao Weike stood bewildered in front of their house, which was both familiar and unfamiliar, Helen, dressed in a formal gown, came out with a wine glass.

Upon seeing the two people standing at the gate, covered in the smell of gunpowder and looking travel-worn, a look of surprise and joy flashed across his face before he walked over to greet them.

When he arrived in front of Sherlock, he gave Sherlock an embarrassed smile and explained.

"I'm sorry, Sherlock, Anne married Eddie from next door. You know Anne is the Black Widow and doesn't really have any family home. Plus, you and Zhao Weike have been busy with other things, so I took the liberty of letting Anne use your house as her 'family home' for a while. Please don't mind, okay?"

Hearing Helen's explanation, Sherlock finally remembered the Black Widow named Anne Hathaway. Sherlock didn't seem to care at all about using his house as a temporary home for his family.

What really bothered Sherlock was, when did that damn Eddie and Anne get together? And how did things progress so fast? They're getting married in less than a month?

Sherlock didn't understand, Sherlock was greatly shocked.

However, once Sherlock entered his house, he realized that he had been shocked a little too soon.

At this moment, Sherlock's house presented two completely different scenes. On one hand, a group of naked men were drinking wildly in Sherlock's backyard, just like the drinking club in Grand Blue, with facial expressions comparable to those in the anime.

Inside Sherlock's house, a group of Black Widows and many of the neighborhood's neighbors all appeared incredibly elegant, as if they were attending a royal banquet.

Sherlock couldn't understand why such a jarring style of expression would appear in the same wedding, but Helen explained to Sherlock with an expression of being used to it.

"Don't be so shocked, you'll get used to it. Although most of the people in there are Eddie's friends, there are also quite a few men from our community and even quite a few Black Widows drinking together in there."

In Eddie's words, his wedding should be both elegant and wild, and guests could follow their own preferences!

Listening to Helen's explanation, Sherlock looked at the wildness in the yard, speechless and shocked, and pointed at the bald man in the yellow mage robe in the yard. His voice trembled slightly as he spoke to Helen.

"I understand the logic, but can you tell me why that guy went over there and was drinking with a bunch of naked men?"

Chapter 301 The Three Little Ones Going Wild and the Amusing Ancient One

For fun, who is the bald woman in the entire Marvel universe who loves wearing a signature bright yellow sorceress robe?

The answer is obvious: The Ancient One!

Watching the man sitting in the courtyard, a nonchalant smile on his face, raising his glass and drinking with that group of guys who were practically the real-life version of the Azure Sea scumbags, Sherlock even began to wonder if he had accidentally eaten some mushrooms when he treated Squad 141 to dinner.

So much so that he could see a scene that was full of magical realism: the Sorcerer Supreme, who was protecting the Earth, was drinking with a bunch of scumbags? And judging from the current situation, the Sorcerer Supreme actually seemed to have the upper hand?

Sherlock felt his worldview was crumbling, and even had a feeling that the Earth was doomed sooner or later.

Ignoring Helena's worried look at him because she hadn't seen the Ancient One drinking with her, Sherlock walked unsteadily toward the area that resembled the set of the live-action version of Grand Blue.

Upon arriving in the courtyard and taking in the situation, Sherlock suddenly blacked out due to high blood pressure.

Who the hell tells me why these three little devils are in this damn scum group?!

Yes, it wasn't just the Ancient One who was there; even Lara Croft, Dorothy, and Orange were partying here.

Laura stood on the table with a large bottle of Coke in her left hand and a large bottle of Sprite in her right, drinking the two beverages with an air of invincible swagger.

The expression on her face was no longer the wildness of a lone wolf in the wilderness at the beginning; it had completely turned into the smile of that lone wolf craving an egg yolk pie by the national highway in Kekexili.

Orange wasn't much better. Heaven knows what those scumbags were thinking, managing to force Orange, a Flerken that looks like nothing more than a kitten, to drink alcohol.

Her mother's orange seat was actually spinning wildly on a platform made of stacked wine bottles, even accompanied by that mesmerizing "Oh ee ee ah ee~" sound effect!

Most importantly, those scumbags really gave her face. Every time Orange stopped, a lot of people would cheer for Orange and hand her all kinds of high-proof liquor. Orange would then use the tentacles in her mouth to open the bottles, drink the liquor, put them on the platform at her feet, and continue spinning.

Most importantly, the orange tabby cat itself actually seemed to be enjoying it?

The Three-Surname Cat Devourer says: Hey! Nick Fury! This place is way more interesting than S.H.I.E.L.D.!

If these two could still keep Sherlock somewhat in check, then Doro standing to the side really made Sherlock a little unable to hold back.

At this moment, Doro was completely drunk. His belly was round and plump, like a huge water balloon. With every movement of Doro, you could hear the sound of water flowing from his stomach.

Most importantly, Doro wasn't drinking alcohol, but rather her mother's orange juice!

Dozens of the largest orange juice bottles sold in the US were scattered around Doro, and the drunken Doro was even holding a large bottle of orange juice in his arms.

First, Sherlock couldn't understand why Doro could get drunk from drinking orange juice. Second, Sherlock still couldn't understand why Doro, with her small stature, could drink so much orange juice that far exceeded her body volume!