Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

I'm not a tin can: ?

Frisbee expert: ?

Elf Prince (portrait as himself during the Battle of New York): ?

Just looking at the first few lines, Sherlock felt that this might be the end of his life. After doing countless mental preparations and thinking about almost all the consequences, Sherlock finally clicked on the video that Zhao Weike had posted at the beginning with trembling hands.

However, when the video started playing, even though Sherlock had mentally prepared himself, everything went black.

Sherlock simply couldn't believe that the guy in the video, wearing only his underwear, standing on a table with a bottle of liquor in each hand, twisting his waist like a water snake, and with an incredibly lewd expression, was himself!

More importantly, if it were just him, that would be one thing, but he also brought along a bunch of perverted scumbags who are masters of facial expressions to twist and turn together!

Those who know better would think this is a drinking party of a scumbag gang, but those who don't would think it's some kind of weird initiation ceremony!

More importantly, in the video, Sherlock also discovered that many of his neighbors were standing on the sidelines watching, and many of them were even recording with their phones. Most frighteningly, some of them were even directly involved.

These damn people, who usually act all high and mighty and consider themselves sophisticated, actually turn around and refuse to help when things get really bad. Not only do they all stand by and watch the drama unfold, but they also get involved themselves.

For a moment, Sherlock began to doubt whether his community was really the so-called high-end community he was talking about.

After cursing the group of neighbors who were enjoying the show, Sherlock, with a dark face, kept scrolling through the group chat, his expression growing increasingly grim.

The darker Sherlock's face became, the bigger the smile on the Ancient One's face grew, and even Doro and Orange's laughter grew louder.

Chapter 304 Sherlock: They all must die! They all must die!

As the saying goes, "You can't suffer yourself, and if you just endure it, you'll only get angrier. If you take a step back, you'll get breast hyperplasia!" Since you're already having a hard time, how can you expect others to have one?

Seeing the teasing about his embarrassing past in the group chat, Sherlock sneered, then decisively opened his phone's photo album. In the group chat, which had quieted down because it was too early in the morning, Sherlock sent out the video he had selected almost without hesitation.

The mischievous dance king, a little rascal: "Video" Tony's ass show 1.avi.

The Mischievous Dance King: "Video" Captain's Mustache Life 3.avi.

The mischievous dance king, a little rascal: "Video" Hawkeye's narcissistic record after the New York battle 2.avi.

The Mischievous Dance King: "Video" Zhao Weike's Dark History 56.avi.

The mischievous dance king: "Video" Scarlett Johansson's fashion show 2.avi.

The mischievous little dance king: changed my nickname in this group to 'I am your big dad'.

I am your big dad: The video "Black Widow's Fashion Show 2.avi" has been withdrawn.

I'm not a tin can: ? ? ? ? ? You little rascal, what did you retract? Damn it, is there anything a VIP like me can't see?

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It was obvious that Tony, who had just endured the ordeal, saw Sherlock's counterattack in the group almost immediately. Unfortunately, Tony was a step too late, and Sherlock had no intention of satisfying Tony.

After sending out excerpts of other people's embarrassing pasts, Sherlock contentedly turned off his phone and silently activated his alchemy, directly choosing his grandfather's method to add a layer of security to his house.

Then, after quietly and contentedly enjoying Zhao Weike's screams from next door, she smiled and looked at Gu Yi, who was sitting at the dining table drinking coffee.

"Fine, I forgive you. When are we leaving for Asgard?"

Upon hearing Sherlock's question, Gu Yi pointed in the direction of the main entrance with a shocked expression and asked Sherlock with some surprise.

"Aren't you sure you don't need to deal with the problem outside the gate?"

Hearing the Ancient One's question, Sherlock turned his head with satisfaction towards the gate, where Zhao Weike's roar could be heard.

"Sherlock, you little bastard! Open the door! Why is everyone else's dark history only in single digits, while mine is already number 56? I know you're home, open the door and let's have a good talk!"

Clearly, Sherlock had no intention of opening the door; in fact, he was whistling and singing near the entrance.

As for what he sings?

The "Ah Q March" from the movie "House of Parody" is now known as the "Geely March".

After Sherlock finished singing this song full of sarcasm, it was obvious that Zhao Weike outside had lost his temper and started roaring at Sherlock.

"You fucking bastard! Sherlock! You're dead meat! I had no idea you had secretly kept so much dark history! You're finished!"

Along with Zhao Weike's roar, there was the clanging sound of bullets hitting the door that Sherlock had sealed.

For Sherlock, it was clear that the crisp and melodious tinkling sound was like a symphony, making him even happier.

With exaggerated ballroom dance steps, Sherlock quickly returned to his seat in the restaurant under the speechless gaze of the Ancient One, and approached the Ancient One with an exceptionally satisfied smile on his face, accompanied by the tinkling music.

"Alright, I'm done. When do we set off?"

Hearing Sherlock's answer, the corner of the Ancient One's mouth twitched involuntarily. Even the Ancient One did not expect that Sherlock's so-called 'dealing' would be done in this way.

More importantly, just as Sherlock was asking himself the question, his phone kept ringing with notifications of new messages arriving.

On the other hand, Sherlock, that little rascal, didn't even bother to glance at it. He turned off his phone right in front of the Ancient One and then threw it into his four-dimensional pocket.

Sherlock's series of actions made the Ancient One suspect that this little rascal was probably still a little afraid of her. If he didn't have that sense of awe, his fate would probably not be much better than the one outside the door.

However, upon hearing the angry roar from the person outside the gate, Gu Yi couldn't help but strain his gaze towards Sherlock.

Video number 56, a dark history video? In other words, there are at least 55 more before that? Gu Yi felt that if this thing fell into her hands, she would probably have a loyal follower.

Of course, there's more caution than anything else, since no one knows if this seemingly ordinary little rascal has a dark past.

After thinking it over, she realized she didn't have any leverage over this little rascal in front of her. So, she coughed awkwardly, opened a portal, and spoke to Sherlock.

"In that case, let's set off!"

Seeing the barely suppressed smile on Heimdall's face, the gatekeeper of Asgard on the other side of the portal, Sherlock rolled his eyes in annoyance. Clearly, this number one voyeur of the nine realms hadn't missed a single moment of the 'drama' from yesterday to today.

Seeing Heimdall's smile, which was even harder to suppress than AK's, Sherlock's lips twitched. He had been thinking about so much that he had completely forgotten about the peeping tom of the Nine Realms. In order to ease his embarrassment, he could only decisively speak to the Ancient One.

"Wait a moment, I'll make a cup of coffee and bring it over."

The Ancient One naturally noticed Sherlock's performance but didn't say much. She simply smiled and nodded amicably to Heimdall on the other side of the portal.

Heimdall, still unable to control the corners of his mouth, also nodded to Gu as a return gesture.

Five minutes later, Sherlock, with an iced Americano in his left hand and a sandwich in his right, led Doro, who was riding on the Orange Throne, through the Ancient One's portal and set foot on the land of Asgard once again with the Ancient One.

Compared to his first visit, Sherlock was undoubtedly much more relaxed this time, as if it were a picnic. He sipped coffee and ate sandwiches while watching Doro transform into an old knight, riding the Orange Throne and charging back and forth across the Rainbow Bridge.

While Sherlock is having an easy time, the world is about to erupt in chaos.

The Avengers in the group were frantically trying to get an explanation from Sherlock, especially Black Widow, who had no idea that that little rascal Sherlock had secretly recorded her changing clothes.

Most importantly, in Black Widow's memory, she only changed once, once in Pepper Potts' car in front of Sherlock. What the hell is that number 2?

Of course, the others weren't much better off either.

I thought I had finally uncovered some of that scoundrel's dark history, but I never imagined that I would be the clown in the end! And judging from those damn video numbers, it's obvious that that scoundrel still has a lot more dirt on him.

For the Avengers as a whole, Sherlock's current level of danger is clearly far greater than that of Hydra. Therefore, they must dig three feet into the ground to find out how much dirt he still has!

They probably never would have guessed that Sherlock is no longer on Earth!

Chapter 305 Sherlock and Thor's Encrypted Communication

The Avengers' pursuit of Sherlock was fruitless. Apart from Captain America, who was busy fighting Hydra, the rest of them arrived at Sherlock's house in various ways, only to find Zhao Weike, who had gone mad and pulled out an RPG but was being held tightly by Anna and Mindy, and the house that was almost like a tortoise shell.

Of course, the Avengers did try to break through Sherlock's blockade and search thoroughly to see if they could find a backup of Sherlock, but without exception, they all failed.

Most importantly, after their defeat, the Avengers simply disbanded in twos and threes, showing absolutely no intention of continuing.

After all, he was already very busy, and seeing Zhao Weike's miserable state, almost driven mad with anger, was somewhat comforting.

Anyway, I'm not the worst one, am I?

Yeah, I think so...

As for Sherlock, the protagonist of this grand drama, he had already successfully made contact with Thor, that brute, in Asgard.

The Ancient One and Odin were discussing Loki's invasion of Earth in the Great Hall, while Sherlock and Thor were exchanging glances and discussing the effects of their pranks on Loki after the Battle of New York.

Well, what happened next was both within Sherlock's expectations and unexpected.

Loki was indeed terrified by Sherlock after returning, but to Sherlock's surprise, Loki kept insisting on seeing Odin but never mentioned his mother Frigga.

Even though Frigga tried several times to see her beloved son, who had now become her daughter, Loki refused her outright and righteously. He didn't even open the door, let alone show his face.

Odin, on the other hand, seemed to have seen through Sherlock's pranks on Loki from the very beginning, and completely ignored Loki's requests, even though Loki was almost constantly screaming in the prison that Sherlock wanted to destroy Asgard.

It wasn't until a few days ago, when Sherlock's alchemy on Loki automatically expired due to the time limit, and Loki transformed back into Loki, that this guy, who was known as the god of trickery and mischief, seemed to realize that he had been pranked.

Surprisingly, although Loki had realized what was happening, he didn't get angry or emotional. Instead, he used magic to seal his cell, refusing all communication and meetings except for the most basic water and food each day.

It has been three full days now, and even Thor's personal apology has not elicited any response from Loki. Loki has even refused to see Frigga.

Hearing these messages from Thor through his eyes, Sherlock was speechless. It has to be said, Loki and Odin were truly demonstrating what it meant to be a loving father and filial son.

Having experienced the magical internet of his past life, Sherlock has developed some resistance to 'filial piety,' but he admits he's never seen anything like the 'filial piety' between Odin and Loki.

Odin completely refused to communicate with Loki, and Loki, upon realizing that he might have a virus targeting Odin, tried every means to trick Odin.

It just goes to show that the world is full of wonders.

Of course, if it were just that, Sherlock had almost expected it, so it wouldn't be considered unexpected at all.

What surprised Sherlock was actually what happened on Thor's side.

While Loki and Odin were trying their best to demonstrate what 'fatherly love and filial piety' meant, Thor was in a similar situation, or rather, Thor's situation was more complicated than Loki's.

After Thor told Sherlock and Loki what was going on with his eyes, he kept using his eyes to complain about what was happening on his side.

What Thor complained about was also very bizarre to Sherlock.

After Thor returned Loki, he wanted to leave Asgard to live with Jane on Earth, but Odin refused without hesitation. Odin even placed Thor under house arrest, confiscated Thor's hammer, and forced Thor to learn the necessary knowledge to become king.

Although Asgard may seem like Odin's personal fiefdom, in reality, when interests are involved, things are often beyond the control of an individual's will and power.

For example, Odin, who appears glamorous and wields supreme power in Asgard, also has to deal with some petty and despicable matters. The struggles between nobles, the trials of justice, the bullying of the weak by the strong, and so on all require Odin's judgment.

Behind the ruling lies the exchange and compromise of interests among all parties. This is unavoidable wherever there are intelligent beings, and it is also the 'unspoken rule' hidden beneath the surface that one must master to become a king.

While learning these things was normal for Thor, as the heir to Asgard, he was too impulsive at the time, and these petty tricks were pure torture for him.

Furthermore, Thor is currently a love-struck brute, making him completely incompatible with the lessons Odin has arranged.

Ultimately, the father and son had a 'quarrel', with Thor even saying he was willing to give up his inheritance of Asgard and go to Earth to live a good life with Jane, which angered Odin so much that he gave Thor a good beating.

It was this argument that convinced Odin that Thor was going through another rebellious phase, so Odin took back Thor's Mjolnir and confined him to the palace.