Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

While Sherlock was still securing the Anywhere Door inside the Watchtower to make it easier for the Black Widows to buy supplies, this was the quickest and least noticeable way to do it.

Although Tony's idea was good, when Sherlock took out the dog tag teleportation device and handed it to the two of them, for some reason both Captain America and Black Widow felt an indescribable unease.

However, Sherlock didn't care about the expressions on their faces. After handing over the dog tags to the two of them, Sherlock flashed with blue light and went straight into the watchtower, quietly waiting for the captain and Black Widow.

The first to return was undoubtedly Tony, who had long since grown accustomed to the strange feeling of delivering dog tags—like a toilet seat and a rubber hose being stuffed inside.

As Sherlock had expected, Tony immediately activated the armor's recording function upon his return, quietly waiting for Captain America and Black Widow.

Just a short while later, accompanied by a crackling sound of space tearing apart, Captain America and Black Widow fell directly from mid-air.

The two of them moved in unison, kneeling on the ground in a dejected, forward-bending posture, complaining to Sherlock and Tony as they did so.

Black Widow (orz version): "Ugh~ no? Ugh~ couldn't there be a more dignified way? Ugh~ this feels like being stuffed into a toilet, Ugh~ and then going through a hose before coming out."

Captain (orz version): "I feel like I've turned into a pile of shit, and I went through the whole process of flushing the toilet and being pulled out! What's even more damning is that I had to flush it away before I was pulled out!"

The captain's honeyed words made Black Widow swoon even more, but Sherlock and Tony laughed heartily.

Black Widow (orz version): "Thanks! Captain, you don't need to be so specific next time!"

Chapter 339 Black Widow's Suspicion

Seeing Black Widow kneeling on the ground, her face already pale from vomiting, Tony, who was laughing so hard he could barely breathe, finally decided to act like a gentleman and went forward to help her up.

Of course, while he may act like a gentleman, it doesn't mean that Tony will be as gentlemanly in his words.

While helping the still-recovering Black Widow up, Tony looked at the two newbies who were teleporting for the first time with a wicked grin, acting like someone who had been there before, and comforted them.

"It's always like this the first time, you'll get used to it."

Faced with Tony's teasing, it was clear that the captain's honeyed words were not willing to be just a backdrop, and she immediately launched a counterattack against Tony.

"Have you gotten used to being treated like shit?"

Tony was speechless after being choked by her words, but it piqued Sherlock's interest. His exposed eyes were already curving into a beautiful arc as he stared at the Captain and Tony.

"Well, if you like, I can try to reverse your sensations, first being squeezed out and then washed away by water!"

As soon as Sherlock said this, Black Widow rolled her eyes to the sky. She angrily shook off Tony's support, gagged, and then looked at the three men present with a hint of anger.

"Enough, boys! Can we just end this damn topic already?"

Seeing that Black Widow, despite her somewhat disheveled state, still revealed a hint of her tigress nature, Captain America, Tony Stark, and Sherlock all immediately shut their mouths.

Although these three people's smiles were even harder to suppress than AK's, at least they managed to shut up.

Seeing that the three of them had obediently shut up, Scarlett Johansson finally breathed a sigh of relief and silently comforted herself.

Well, Black Widow didn't break down when betrayed by S.H.I.E.L.D., she didn't break down when wanted by S.H.I.E.L.D., and she didn't even break down when she was knocked unconscious by a bunker buster. But when faced with Sherlock's damn teleportation device, Black Widow really felt like she was breaking down.

Especially after the captain's vivid and apt description, Black Widow completely broke down her defenses.

After taking a few deep breaths, Black Widow managed to suppress her aversion to this teleportation method and went directly to Sherlock. She stared into Sherlock's eyes for a while before asking him a question.

"Sherlock, are you sure there isn't a more respectable way to teleport?

Sherlock was getting a little uneasy under Black Widow's gaze, but fortunately, he had a pretty good mental fortitude. After hearing Black Widow speak, he breathed a sigh of relief and pretended to be troubled as he spoke to her.

"It's really useless now. Do you know how difficult it is to break through space? Especially since this necklace is facing ordinary people like you who don't have supernatural abilities. It's already the limit that it can do this much."

Before Sherlock could finish speaking, Black Widow narrowed her eyes, her gaze even carrying a hint of murderous intent as she interrupted him, pressing him for answers.

"Really? Then why did you just disappear in a flash of blue light, while we seemed to have experienced the whole thing?"

Faced with Black Widow's questioning, Sherlock completely relaxed. After all, Sherlock had a way to deal with the evidence presented by Black Widow, and he didn't have to lie at all.

Sherlock pointed to his mechanical arm, secretly using a bit of alchemy to activate the Tesseract embedded in it, and then spoke to Black Widow, pointing to the eerie blue light emanating from the Tesseract.

"That blue light is just a spatial artifact that I obtained in Asgard. It can only be used by me, and it cannot be replicated."

Sherlock spoke frankly and openly, but both Black Widow and Captain America looked at him with suspicion.

Unfortunately, they really didn't have any evidence, since Sherlock's statement was logically consistent.

"Really? Sherlock, I'm not very well-educated, don't try to fool me!"

Black Widow tried to make a final attempt, but Sherlock understood her thoughts almost instantly. Instead of answering her question, he patted her on the shoulder like Tony had just done, acting like someone who had been through it all.

"Everyone's first time is like this, but who doesn't have a first time? For example, Brother Eye, Green Fatty, or even Falcon that the captain was planning to find."

And although this thing is a bit inconvenient to use during teleportation, it has other uses that can't be ignored! Look, this dog tag can turn into…”

Sherlock decisively unleashed his persuasive skills, and after a series of smooth talk, you have to admit, both Captain America and Black Widow showed satisfied expressions on their faces.

Well, it's certainly terrible to embarrass yourself, but it's not so terrible if everyone embarrasses each other.

If Sherlock had said earlier that he could still fool later generations, then Captain America and Black Widow would probably have accepted this ridiculous teleportation device long ago, and might even be eager to trick later generations, just like Tony tricked the two of them.

Of course, the dog tag also provides reassurance. They all know how powerful Meatball is, and having a necklace as a last resort in battle would alleviate a warrior's final concerns.

Aside from the damn feeling of being transformed into poop, it's no exaggeration to say that Sherlock's dog tag is a kind of divine artifact in another sense. Moreover, as long as you're not the last one to experience that feeling of being transformed into poop, it seems like it's not impossible to overcome.

Left with no other choice, both Scarlett Johansson and Captain America decided to skip the topic.

Tony stepped forward at this moment. Since they were already in the watchtower that was still under renovation, there was no rush. Wouldn't it be a waste to experience that strange teleportation feeling if they didn't take a look around?

With the mindset that "since we're already here," Captain America and Black Widow actually followed Tony on a tour of the Avengers' Watchtower base.

To be honest, after watching it, both Captain America and Black Widow were filled with nothing but shock in their eyes.

The captain, in particular, felt like he was dreaming. If it weren't for the few portholes that allowed him to clearly see the Earth, he would have felt like he hadn't even been to space!

Everything that happened in reality shattered the captain's imagination of space.

Fortunately, Scarlett Johansson remained relatively calm.

After a brief tour of the still-unfinished 'base', Black Widow had Tony lead the group to an empty conference room. Then, under the watchful eyes of the three men, she calmly took out her phone and made a call to her cronies.

She obtained Sitwell's location and home address with almost no effort, but the price was the strange looks the three men at the scene gave her.

Chapter 340 Falcon: Is it too late for me to stay away from Sherlock now?

Tony watched Black Widow's actions without saying a word, but after whistling, he gave her a thumbs-up, his smile as utterly lewd as could be.

So much so that when Black Widow saw the expression on Tony's face, she rolled her eyes non-stop. On the other hand, the honest Captain America felt a little uncomfortable with Black Widow's actions, but the moment her honeyed lips opened her mouth, the taste changed instantly.

"Wow, the fishing king's skills are still amazing. When it comes to ruthlessness, Natasha is the one!"

Fortunately, the captain realized what was happening and desperately covered his mouth, which was about to utter a sarcastic remark. He looked to Sherlock for help and, after receiving the captain's plea, Sherlock succinctly summarized the captain's sarcastic remarks in two words.

"Scumbag woman!"

The two short words made Scarlett Johansson laugh almost instantly. She gave the three men present a firm middle finger before shaking her hair and saying this.

"Please, I'm Black Widow! I don't care what methods I use, knowing the information is what matters."

Are you sure your simp won't leak your information?

Tony seemed to have thought of something and asked Black Widow a question with some concern, but the answer he received surprised him greatly.

"No way! Even if they report it, they won't mention that bespectacled bald guy, Sitwell. He and Sitwell have a grudge. Alright, instead of focusing on this gossip, I think we should take action!"

Clearly, Scarlett Johansson didn't seem to want to reveal these gossips; instead, she urged everyone to get moving.

The group didn't say much, just as they didn't ask Sherlock what kind of spatial equipment he had obtained from Asgard. They marched in a grand procession toward the location of the Anywhere Door.

It was the same familiar airport, the same familiar restrooms. The only difference was that this time, the unlucky guy trapped in the cubicle by the "anywhere door" was someone else.

After the four of them walked out of Ronald Reagan National Airport in Washington, they went straight to the airport parking lot. Along the way, the captain kept complaining about the location of Sherlock's Anywhere Door.

It's clear that Tony has gotten somewhat used to Sherlock's gadgets having that slightly wicked humor, while Black Widow occasionally agrees with the Captain's quips.

Sherlock didn't want to argue about it, or rather, he was too exhausted to argue.

After all, his hoarse voice was no match for Captain Sherlock's sweet-talking voice, so Sherlock decisively gave up.

However, just when Sherlock thought nothing more would shock him, the unexpected often happens.

After arriving at the parking lot, the team leader glanced around and went straight to an old-fashioned pickup truck. He pulled out a wire from somewhere, poked at the door handle lock for a while, and then opened the door.

Before Sherlock could even feel surprised, the captain skillfully pulled out a bunch of wires from under the steering wheel and, with practiced ease, short-circuited them, and the pickup truck actually started right up!

Sherlock was dumbfounded, never expecting that the captain, this righteous and honorable player, would have such an extremely skilled car theft technique.

Tony and Black Widow, on the other hand, seemed completely unfazed by the situation, calmly getting into the Captain's pickup truck that was already running.

Seeing that Sherlock was still standing there motionless, the captain immediately started to complain.

"What are you looking at? Don't tell me you don't know this traditional New York street flag-raising technique! Hurry up and get on the bus, or it'll be too late."

After being bombarded with such criticism by his captain, Sherlock finally came to his senses and entered the carriage with a helpless expression.

You know what, Sherlock really doesn't know this traditional New York Stars and Stripes craft!

The fact that this skill was used on the captain made Sherlock even more suspicious.

No, is the captain's past depicted in the movie really real? That bean sprout holding up a trash can lid, that guy who could sacrifice himself to block a grenade explosion, actually had expert car theft skills?

Let alone Sherlock, anyone would doubt whether this was true.

Not to mention the captain even said that this thing is actually a traditional craft?

Most importantly, neither Scarlett Johansson nor Tony noticed anything amiss.

Sherlock was puzzled and deeply impressed; Hagi Eagle always managed to give Sherlock many unexpected surprises.

Of course, although Sherlock, who had a cold, was already ranting in his mind, he didn't say much on the surface. Instead, he remained extremely quiet, since his voice really couldn't support him saying too much.

They arrived at Falcon's house in a quiet and quick manner.

To be fair, Falcon is a perfect person; he's incredibly kind and righteous. Even though Captain America and Black Widow were wanted by the authorities, after Captain America explained his intentions, Falcon agreed without any objection and even mentioned that he had the equipment.

He even showed off his metal wings to the captain and Tony, and revealed all his secrets, calling it a "combat strength assessment."

The only problem is that Falcon keeps glancing at Sherlock every now and then, leaving Sherlock completely baffled.

Of course, Sherlock also looked at the falcon with a strange expression.

Well, I know the US military is a bit strange; you have to buy everything from weapons to barracks and uniforms yourself. But for you to actually smuggle the latest weapons developed by the military back when you retire is a bit too much, isn't it?

Although this weapon project has been cancelled, is that really the right thing to do? That thing must have cost quite a bit, right?

Sherlock was confused and greatly shocked. After traveling for so long, the US always seemed to have a way of giving Sherlock, a time traveler, new surprises.