Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

Damn it, is this thing even right?

If this thing really is the sword in the stone, it's hard to imagine what King Arthur's mental state must have been when he held it.

Not to mention that the shape of this thing in front of us is the same as the Sword in the Stone by Saber.

To be honest, there was a reason why Saber's blade was invisible! If you showed its true form, who could resist?

This perfectly good curry stick has actually become a 'curry' stick, hasn't it?

Although this thing was incredibly abstract, out of curiosity, Sherlock carefully picked it up and checked it repeatedly to make sure there was no danger.

Who knows what kind of morbid curiosity Sherlock had in mind when he brandished this thing that was a combination of a Fujitsu fake and a curry stick.

However, the moment this thing hit the ground, it gave Sherlock a real fright.

To put it simply, although this thing is cylindrical, its cutting power is comparable to the lightsaber that Sherlock gave to Tony!

This discovery made Sherlock's expression even stranger. To be honest, Sherlock began to doubt the true purpose of this thing.

You call this a weapon? If you actually went to war with this, you'd be laughed to death.

You're saying this thing is a fake Fujitsu weapon? Looking across the world, I'm afraid apart from the Super Girl next door, there are very few people who can withstand this thing! Not even the Valkyries of Asgard!

Hela could barely manage it, but for her, this thing was definitely a torture device rather than something that could bring her pleasure!

More importantly, the mindset of the guy who created this thing is truly intriguing.

What kind of good person would come up with the idea of ​​creating such a bizarre thing? AI can never replace humans, and there's probably a reason why Ultron wants to destroy the world!

After thinking for a long time, Sherlock could only stick the thing back into the ground, sealing the sword that was exactly the same as the fake Fujitsu's weapon, and then carefully put it into his four-dimensional pocket.

Although Sherlock himself didn't know why he did it, this thing absolutely couldn't fall into Doro's hands.

Otherwise, he would probably face repeated torture from the 'power' behind Doro. It would be fine for others, but if Lao Jun found out, he would probably get a good beating!

Thanks to the incredibly abstract 'Sword in the Stone' in front of him, Sherlock decisively and carefully examined each of the things Doro had picked out.

The remaining stuff, though still abstract, at least won't make your butt bleed.

Well, not including that tentacle-like thing!

That thing is similar to a human valve core, except that once you push it in, it lets you experience the feeling of a tentacle monster painlessly (probably?), and you can even cosplay as Idhaley.

Of course, this is on the premise that you can hold your poop while using this thing.

Although this thing can create tentacles infinitely, without any limit on the number or length, as long as the Chengdu Heart at the root of this thing is pulled out, the tentacles it creates will disappear instantly.

Aside from this thing that would obviously corrupt children, the most dangerous thing in Doro's arsenal is the flamethrower.

Or to be more precise, it's more accurate to call it a poop sprayer, because this thing can really spray out Arale's favorite pink poop indefinitely!

Theoretically speaking, if you hold the switch on long enough, this thing could even cover the entire Earth without much trouble.

Most importantly, Sherlock had no idea how this thing could create so much pink poop out of thin air.

Just as Sherlock was filled with curiosity about the flamethrower-shaped contraption and was about to examine it closely, Doro staggered back at that moment.

And when Doro returned, he was carrying a huge orange that was as big as a suitcase!

Chapter 350: S.H.I.E.L.D. is still a bit too comprehensive.

The moment Sherlock saw the large orange that Doro was holding, he rushed over to help Doro take it down.

With an incredibly strange expression, Sherlock used alchemy to examine the giant orange. The results of the examination left Sherlock quite bewildered; it really was a super-sized orange.

It's just a very simple, very normal orange, except that it's a bit too big.

Wait, how come S.H.I.E.L.D. keeps oranges here? Wouldn't this huge orange go bad if it were left here? Sherlock was completely baffled by the ridiculously large orange in front of him.

Watching Sherlock examine his large orange with a complicated expression, Doro almost drooled to the ground.

"H-H-H-H-Have you finished your checkup? Can Doro eat this big Eugenie now?"

Upon hearing Doro's words, Sherlock nodded to Doro with a very complicated expression. After cheering, Doro jumped onto the big orange like Jerry seeing cheese.

In no time, the peel of the large orange was removed, revealing a segment of flesh almost the size of a pillow.

Doro even went so far as to kindly break off two segments of an orange and give them to Sherlock.

Looking at the crescent-shaped orange in his hand, which was about the size of a pillow, Sherlock's lips twitched as he tried to take a bite.

You know what, it tastes sweet, and it's not much different from a regular orange.

On the contrary, Doro, despite having nearly three-quarters of the giant orange by himself, managed to eat the entire super-sized orange in a very short time.

As a result, Doro turned into a small ball of flesh, lying on the ground and even struggling to move.

Even in this state, Doro still waved to Sherlock.

"Human~ Human~ Doro doesn't want any of those things, but you must help Doro take away the thing that can make a huge Orenji!"

Hearing Doro's words, Sherlock became interested. He turned to look at the pile of things Doro had picked out, and decisively stuffed the Chengdu tentacle experience device and the poop flamethrower into his four-dimensional pocket. Then, he picked up Doro, who was a ball, and under Doro's command, walked towards the thing that was supposed to create giant oranges.

Soon, under Doro's command, Sherlock saw the so-called device that could create giant oranges.

Good heavens, an old acquaintance, isn't this thing her mother's grain amplifier?

However, the grain amplifier in front of him was much larger than the grain amplifier Sherlock remembered.

Putting everything else aside, just look at the size of this thing. Forget about the giant orange that Doro just carried over that almost burst him, Sherlock feels like he could easily fit a sheep inside.

However, in Sherlock's mind, this thing could only enlarge things like popcorn, and given its size, if it were to be enlarged, it might not just be popcorn that would fly around.

Out of curiosity, Sherlock also analyzed this thing.

However, the conclusion drawn left Sherlock both amused and exasperated, suggesting that S.H.I.E.L.D. was perhaps a little too comprehensive.

This thing is indeed a food amplifier. Any item placed inside can be magnified dozens of times after being rotated three times, and it can also ensure that the food does not change in any way.

It can not only enlarge food, but also heat it. Just like popping popcorn, it can cook food while enlarging it.

However, this thing, which seems to be the ultimate solution to the human food problem, has a minor but significant drawback.

That means the food magnification of this thing is probabilistic!

According to Sherlock's analysis, this thing has only about a 62% chance of successfully amplifying food, and there's a 30% chance that it will make the food disappear completely, so it's commonly known as amplifying nothing at all.

As for the remaining 8%?

Yes, the remaining 8% will explode when the food is enlarged, and the fragments will 100% hit the person who put the food in!

Given its size and scale, if this thing were to explode, the power of the fragments would be no less than that of a general's cannon blast.

Fortunately, Tony's armor and he himself were able to withstand the explosive force of this thing, not to mention Doro, who doesn't even know how many treasures are still in his pocket.

Every time Sherlock thought of this, tears of grievance would well up in his eyes.

Of course, there's no need to worry even if this thing explodes. According to alchemical feedback, it has an automatic repair function and will be completely intact again in about 24 hours after the explosion.

The only problem is that the probability of an explosion will become 100% within those 24 hours.

After Sherlock carefully explained the situation of the food amplifier to Doro, who had eaten himself into a ball, and made Doro promise that he would never use it in the community, he helped Doro put the thing into Doro's mini four-dimensional pocket.

After catching a glimpse of the many treasures in Doro's pocket, Sherlock could only channel his grief and anger into action, carrying Doro while frantically scavenging through the S.H.I.E.L.D.'s anomalous items warehouse.

To be honest, S.H.I.E.L.D., or rather, S.H.I.E.L.D., has accumulated quite a lot of miscellaneous "treasures" over the years.

Even Sherlock, the alchemist, found the functions of many of these gadgets a bit outrageous.

Especially some sex toys with permanent binding curses, Sherlock could almost feel the intense, suffocating resentment the person who made them harbored towards the couple, which certainly broadened his horizons.

Among these various, even chaotic, gadgets, there was one that most interested Sherlock.

It was a metal sphere that looked like a genie's creation, with an outermost ring of incomprehensible characters that resembled a code.

When these coded rings are rotated, the metal ball inside, which resembles a sphere of magic, will also continuously deform and rotate.

Although this thing looks like a work of art, it exudes a rich energy and spatial fluctuations.

It was precisely this spatial fluctuation and immense energy that attracted Sherlock, but unfortunately, Sherlock's alchemy didn't really have much effect on this thing.

The reason is simple: this thing is a purely scientific creation!

Sherlock's alchemy could analyze every component and energy channel inside, but he still couldn't figure out what this thing was.

Out of curiosity, Sherlock took the thing and, after sweeping through the unusual items in the green area, kept fiddling with the metal ball in his hand as he left.

Sherlock was even determined that once he got out, he would definitely find Tony to see what this thing was. If nothing unexpected happened, this thing was definitely something left on Earth by aliens!

However, this thought vanished the moment Sherlock left the S.H.I.E.L.D. building, because shortly after leaving the building, Sherlock immediately found out what this thing in his hand, which looked like a ghost ball, actually was!

Chapter 351 I support you in avenging your father in any way you choose, but that absolutely does not include nuclear weapons.

After obtaining the sphere-like artifact in the yellow area, Sherlock, along with the now chubby Doro, collected some collectibles in the green area before carrying Doro outside.

To be honest, although Sherlock doesn't really like Doro's gluttony, Doro, who is so chubby, is really, really cute. He even feels so soft and fluffy, like a water balloon.

Indeed, all creatures in the world are cute when they get fat, except for damn humans.

Sherlock fiddled with the metal ball in his hand as he carried Doro outside. Unsurprisingly, on the way back, Sherlock encountered Zhao Weike and his group who were heading to the strategic reserve warehouse.

Compared to Sherlock's relaxed state—going in empty-handed and returning with only two balls in his arms—Zhao Weike on the other side was in a much more disheveled state.

The moment the elevator doors opened, Sherlock saw Zhao Weike looking like a refugee fleeing a famine.

They were carrying two travel bags in their hands and another travel bag on their backs. Even Anna and Mindy, who were on guard duty, had two huge travel bags on their backs.

The five travel bags were bulging, clearly indicating that Zhao Weike's haul was quite good.

The moment Zhao Weike saw Sherlock, he tossed the two travel bags in his hand to Sherlock, his meaning clear: he wanted Sherlock to put them away. He then pulled a pistol from the travel bag on his back.

Seeing the strangely familiar pistol in Zhao Weike's hand, Sherlock's lips twitched, and he opened the two travel bags at his feet to take a look.

The travel bag was mostly filled with various metal ingots, not too many, and even contained a considerable amount of vibranium and gold.

Aside from this relatively normal travel bag, the contents of the other travel bag almost made Sherlock spit out the large orange he had just eaten.

The reason is simple: the travel bag is mostly filled with strange and unusual gadgets developed by the S.H.I.E.L.D. Science Department, including the restraint device used to capture Captain America.

No, isn't that right? Shouldn't Zhao Weike have gone to rob a storage warehouse? This doesn't look like he went to a storage warehouse; it looks more like he went to rob an armory.

Seeing Sherlock's constipated expression as he stared intently at the travel bag in his hand, Zhao Weike understood what Sherlock was thinking almost instantly, and said to Sherlock in an annoyed tone.