Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

Faced with Sherlock's taunts, the succubus loli tilted her head in an incredibly adorable daze. It took her a while to realize what Sherlock was talking about, and she hurriedly waved her hands at him.

"No, no, our Hell only began to absorb a large number of talents who called themselves 'anime and fun people' in the year I was born. They invented many things like Jewish soap, Jewish gold refining techniques, Shang Yang's doppelganger technique, and Louis XVI's split-action technique, which is why we surpassed Heaven."

These three are friends I made here; they are from the planet Ocean.

They said they were captured during the Marineford War at the Marine Headquarters in Bikini Bottom, when they tried to stop the great pirates Jerry Straw Hat and Tom Whitebeard from rescuing Ace, the former Pirate King's son, who was about to be executed.

They're good people; they're admirals in their planet's navy!

Sherlock: ?

Listening to the little girl's explanation, a question mark slowly floated up above Sherlock's head. At this moment, Sherlock only had one thought in his mind.

Oh no, I'm watching a pirated copy of One Piece!

However, compared to the real One Piece, Sherlock felt that the version of One Piece described to him by this little girl was more interesting. Why?

From the moment that innocent little girl began recounting hell and the three generals of Bikini Bottom behind her, Sherlock's lips began to twitch uncontrollably, while Doro on Sherlock's head was laughing so hard he could barely contain himself.

If it weren't for Sherlock protecting him, Doro would probably have fallen long ago.

After all, Doro was created from Sherlock's flesh and blood, and he inherited a lot of Sherlock's memories. Naturally, he understood the hellish jokes from the little girl in front of him and the references to the three generals of Bikini Bottom behind him very well.

After a while, Doro stopped laughing, patted Sherlock's head, and said to Sherlock with an excited expression.

"Hey! Doro likes her! Let's take her home with us! And the three generals behind him too!"

Well, the whole thing was so outrageous that Sherlock didn't even realize what Doro had said. But despite not realizing it, Sherlock still understood Doro's core idea.

Do something!

Honestly, if Sherlock wanted to take the little girl back to Earth before, it was purely because he wanted to find a companion to look at on the journey. After all, the journey was long, and having many teachers to accompany him would be quite a sight.

Moreover, after returning to Earth, he was able to have the Ancient One, the master of dimensional relationships, send the little girl in front of him back to Hell, thus fulfilling his wish to let her go home.

However, upon seeing the three generals of Bikini Bottom behind him, Sherlock's initial eagerness to return home vanished instantly.

There's a reason why Sherlock and Doro can hang out together. They're already in space, and they've even matched up with teammates. If they don't cause some trouble, wouldn't it be a waste of their trip?

Almost instantly, Sherlock was absolutely thrilled with Doro's proposal.

What? You're saying Sherlock's motives for bringing that succubus loli along aren't pure? You're kidding. Just by looking at that innocent and beautiful little girl, Sherlock is certain that this little thing is still a disgrace to succubi.

Sherlock wouldn't have any bad intentions towards a little girl; he just really wanted to keep her company and look at her.

Regardless of how things are, Sherlock has even begun to feel a little grateful for that so-called collector's obsession with collecting. Sherlock has also caught a good time, being able to follow Blackbeard's example and launch a wave of direct recruitment of talent.

Sherlock casually drew his spear and made a hole in the glass jar of the succubus loli in front of him. After the loli timidly crawled out, Sherlock turned to look at the three generals of Bikini Bottom behind him.

"I can guarantee that I will send this little thing back to her home planet in hell, but as for the three of you, I can't guarantee that I will run into your planet on my way back."

So, whether you want to come with me or not, or even whether you want to leave, is your choice!

Upon hearing Sherlock's words, the three admirals of Bikini Bottom, still inside the glass jars, exchanged a glance. Patrick Star and Akainu, who were in the middle, stood up and spoke to Sherlock.

"Wabibabu!"

???

Honestly, after hearing Patrick Star's almost unchanged way of speaking from the middle of his head, coupled with that "Wabibab," Sherlock momentarily regretted what he had just said to the three generals of Bikini Bottom.

Chapter 356 The lawsuits are endless, there's simply no end to them!

The succubus girl seemed to notice that Sherlock's expression froze for a moment after hearing Patrick's words, so she quickly stepped in front of Patrick and said to Sherlock.

"What he means is that as long as they can get out, they'll find a way back on their own. If they really can't get back, they're willing to come back to hell with me!"

Hearing the little girl's words, Sherlock's lips twitched involuntarily.

Putting aside the fact that the little girl in front of Waibibabu translated such a long sentence for him, let's just say, is the environment of hell really suitable for these three guys who are obviously seafood to survive?

Putting aside SpongeBob and Patrick, wouldn't Squidward really become fragrant and red after arriving in Hell, to the point that he'd be delicious with a little hot sauce?

Sherlock covered his face in exasperation, and after a while, he calmed himself down and looked up at the little girl in front of him.

"Can you understand what these three things are saying?"

Faced with Sherlock's question, the little girl in front of him showed Sherlock a tiny device, about the size of a grain of rice, behind her ear before speaking to him.

"A universal language translator is implanted in almost every communicative being when they are captured. Weren't you implanted with one?"

……

Sherlock fell silent. How to put it? Sherlock was too ashamed to admit that he had walked right into the trap and had never even met the so-called collector!

It's likely that the collector himself doesn't even know how many items he has. In fact, to satisfy his collecting obsession, he created a whole series of spatial traps and spread them throughout the universe. These traps will automatically activate whenever they detect something that isn't in his collection room.

What Sherlock didn't know was that his conjecture was actually very close to the truth.

Silently taking advantage of the opportunity to help the little girl remove her collar, Sherlock secretly used alchemy to copy the so-called translator and installed it on Doro and himself before looking at the so-called three seafood generals.

"The environment of hell might not be suitable for you to survive. Are you sure you really want to follow her?"

“If we don’t go, we might have nowhere else to go. The mercenaries hired by the collector destroyed our planet, and we are the only three people left on the entire planet.”

Upon hearing Sherlock's question, Squidward answered in an extremely low and sorrowful tone, which surprised Sherlock, who almost instinctively blurted out the answer.

"Holy crap! Does that mean the Great Treasure was destroyed too? Damn it, I still don't know what the Great Treasure is, and I was even thinking of going to see it!"

Hearing Sherlock's words, the three Seafood Generals were surprised this time. Their eyes were fixed on Sherlock, as if they wanted to see right through him.

"You know about the Great Treasure?"

SpongeBob, in a nonchalant yet incredibly sharp voice, posed a question to Sherlock, implying that he suspected Sherlock might have some connection to the cosmic mercenaries who destroyed their planet.

Sherlock understood the suspicions of the three seafood admirals before him, but after a slight twitch at the corner of his mouth, he remained silent.

What do you want Sherlock to say? Tell them there's a manga on Earth based on them called One Piece? And that Sherlock followed them almost every single word back to before they time-traveled?

Sherlock didn't want to say it, but he felt that compared to the three seafood generals in front of him, the comics had beautified them too much.

To put it simply, Sherlock was somewhat jealous.

Of course, while Sherlock couldn't reveal the real reason, that didn't mean he had no reason to deal with their suspicions.

When faced with SpongeBob's suspicions, Sherlock simply performed a standard court etiquette for the three of them and then introduced himself in a generous manner.

"Sherlock Flamel, an alchemist! She is Doro, an alchemical life form I created, my child."

Having been captured and brought here for an unknown amount of time, the three seafood generals in front of them naturally understood what Sherlock meant by alchemist. They no longer doubted Sherlock, but after staring at the doro on Sherlock's head for a while, they introduced themselves to Sherlock.

"One of the three admirals of the Navy, the Magma-Magma Fruit user, Akahoshi."

"One of the three admirals of the Navy, the user of the Ice-Ice Fruit, Zhang Zhi."

"One of the three admirals of the Navy, the user of the Glint-Glint Fruit, Huang Mian."

Although Sherlock knew it was extremely impolite to laugh during someone's self-introduction, he really couldn't hold back anymore. Holy crap, Akahoshi, Zhang Zhi, and Huang Mian! This was just too overpowering!

Sherlock's mind was now filled with a single roar.

There are endless lawsuits, absolutely no end to them!!!

Not only Sherlock, but even Doro, who had been hiding on Sherlock's head the whole time, looked like he was about to break down, which made the three seafood admirals on the other side look at each other with question marks in their eyes.

Fortunately, the succubus loli in front of him relieved Sherlock's anxiety at this moment. She lowered her head somewhat dejectedly and said to Sherlock.

“I…I don’t have a name yet. According to the tradition of Hell, I will be given a formal name by the Lord of Hell after I come of age. But you can call me by our race’s common nickname before we come of age, Lilith!”

Hearing what the little girl said, Sherlock didn't mind. He casually patted her head and even used alchemy to help her change into a proper outfit.

Then he pulled out his spear again and quickly made a hole in the glass jar of the three seafood generals, allowing them to walk out.

To Sherlock's surprise, when the three Seafood Generals came out, their powers did not recede; on the contrary, they seemed to intensify.

Sherlock quickly noticed that the three of them also had collars around their necks, and these collars were clearly different from those of other creatures.

Even a fool could guess that the collectors were using collars to constantly leak their abilities for aesthetic purposes. To be frank, these are the three admirals.

If it were anyone else, given this constant outflow, according to the One Piece setting, these ability users would have all their strength and life force drained by the collar around their necks.

After casually using his spear to knock off the collars of the three men, they quickly returned to normal.

To be honest, looking at the three people who had returned to their original state, Sherlock was momentarily at a loss as to whether to praise Oda's drawing skills or to compliment the three figures in front of him, who were neither genuine nor counterfeit, for their distinctive appearance.

Chapter 357 Showing Off a Skill

Just as the group was exchanging glances, unsure of what to say, the previously peaceful collection room was suddenly filled with the sound of alarms, accompanied by the appearance of numerous mechanical soldiers and drones.

These things locked onto the six people on the scene almost the instant they appeared. With a flash of red light, the moment the machine's unique metallic sound appeared, Sherlock understood why they had escaped before and even destroyed the glass tank in front of them without any problems, but the three seafood generals in front of them reacted so violently as soon as they were damaged.

"Danger Items 285, 286, and 287, please stop resisting immediately, return to your respective cages, and await the arrival of the administrator!"

Dangerous items 285, 286, and 287, please cease resistance immediately, return to your respective cages, and await the arrival of the administrator!

That damned metallic voice kept repeating the same sentence, but it was clear that apart from Lilith, who was stunned by the scene before her, everyone else, whether it was the three Seafood Generals, Sherlock, or even Doro on Sherlock's head, paid it no heed.

The hot-tempered Akahoshi immediately unleashed a Dog-Lotus Frenzy, a massive magma fist that instantly destroyed the drones in the sky.

Zhang Zhi followed closely behind, large swathes of frost spreading from his body, freezing the mechanical guards in place almost instantly.

Only Mianhuang was a perfect replica of Kizaru. Not only did he not make a move throughout the entire incident, but after watching his two companions take action, he even muttered "Kouwa-nei" behind their backs.

The three men in front of him, who were practically identical to the three admirals of One Piece except for their appearance, left Sherlock speechless. After she made her move, he looked at them with a questioning expression and asked them a question.

"No, you're all like this, and you still want to stay in the jar as ornaments?"

Sherlock truly couldn't understand it. After all, even in the Marvel universe, the three admirals of the Navy were considered to be far ahead in strength. Although the three admirals in front of him might not actually be as devastating as they were in the comics, they were definitely not inferior.

With such fighting power, why didn't they run away before I arrived, but instead waited until I arrived before leaving with Lilith?

Sherlock didn't believe there wasn't a story behind this.

Upon hearing Sherlock's question, Huang Mian calmly put down the light nail clippers in her hand, blew on her nails, and then explained to Sherlock.

"Brother, it's not that we don't want to run, it's just that the collar has a strong inhibitory function! Although I don't understand where you know the story of our planet, you can think of that collar as a super seastone plus an ability extractor."

Hearing this yellow cotton, who was similar to Kizaru, being so serious in front of him for the first time, Sherlock was still a little unaccustomed to it and could only nod blankly.

Although he nodded, it didn't mean that Sherlock understood. After all, in One Piece, although Seastone can counter Devil Fruit users, it would never be as completely defenseless as the three of them were.

However, Sherlock's question was quickly answered by Akahoshi.

"Aside from that, the subsequent situation was also the main reason why we did not act rashly!"