Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

What, you're asking where the head went? Of course it's there; the nail's naturally inside the chest!

When you encounter Sherlock, you will experience what it feels like to face a mechanic monster. Just as you raise your gun, this bastard disappears without a trace in a flash of blue light. When you find him again, all you can hear is "Ora Ora" or "Gum Gum Gum".

Later on, this guy went so far as to start playing without any limits or using the protective properties of the Space Stone to forcefully engage in a "muda muda" (a type of violent, chaotic attack) with bullet heads.

These two tentacle monsters, one a mechanical monster and the other a numerical monster, don't end well if you encounter either of them.

As for Tony and Captain America, let's not even talk about them.

With the support of his armor, Tony is like an iron can—unbreakable and impenetrable. He's the one who can hit you, and you can't even scratch him.

The captain's side is a bit more normal, though.

But it's only slightly normal.

When you face the captain, you'll understand what the beauty of the numerical limits of human physiology truly means.

The captain's fighting style is quite simple: he charges in with his shield raised, then punches you in the face, and while you're still dazed, he grabs you by the collar and throws you high into the air like trash.

If you're lucky, you might be left with a whole body, at most you'll just be paralyzed from the waist down for the rest of your life. If you're unlucky, you'll just have to experience what it feels like to elbow the earth.

What? You're asking why I didn't shoot the captain in the leg? Damn it, he's holding up a target, he's even marked the bullseye and the rings, how could you resist shooting?

A pack of ferocious war hyenas were utterly defeated and reduced to drowning dogs by the four overpowered monsters with stats and mechanics on the other side.

The entire battle didn't even last 10 minutes. The only people left standing in Killian's entire castle were Killian himself and the three little firemen behind him.

Seeing that his PMCs had been completely wiped out, Killian showed no sign of panic. Instead, his eyes were filled with madness and hatred. He waved his hand and sent the other three firemen to find Sherlock and the others, while Killian himself jumped down from the height to Tony's side.

At this moment, Killian couldn't care about anything else; all he could see was Tony.

Even if his power is waning and his plans are doomed to fail, Killian will still try to drag Tony down with him. Even if he can't drag Tony down with him, Killian will still ruin Tony Stark's reputation!

Tony, of course, understood Killian's situation. After mocking Killian, he had Jarvis control the armor to rescue the president who was hanging up, while fighting Killian himself.

Even during the fight, Tony deliberately brought up the reason why he had tricked Killian into going to the rooftop for some fresh air in order to distract Killian.

This battle wasn't easy for Tony, after all, among the entire Fireman team that used the Extremis virus as its power source, Killian's Extremis virus ability was the most powerful.

Under such high temperatures, the Iron Man armor would hardly be able to withstand Killian's intense heat for long. Fortunately, Tony had enough armor to replace a suit of armor with every punch.

Compared to the fight on Tony's side, which was pretty much the same as in the movie, the fight on the other side was much more interesting.

When Sherlock faced Killian's little fireman, the playful Sherlock continued to use the "Ora Ora" tactic.

However, when faced with the little fireman with extremely high temperature, Sherlock's Euler tactic clearly failed almost immediately.

As Sherlock cried out in pain from the intense heat of his tentacles, "boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling, boiling!" the aroma of cooked protein (grilled squid tentacles) began to spread across the battlefield!

That's right, under the extreme heat, a part of Sherlock's tentacle was actually branded the moment it came into contact with the intense heat of the little fireman!

The intense aroma made Sherlock drool even as he was writhing in agony. Damn it, Sherlock himself never imagined he could smell so good!

The strong aroma made the captain, Rhodes, and the little fireman fighting the two on the other side look a little strange, especially the little fireman fighting with Rhodes.

This guy actually sniffed hard, swallowed hard, and then spoke to Rod in a very open and honest way.

"That gun with unlimited ammo in your hand is awesome, but it's useless against me. Why don't you try attacking me with your tentacles?"

Upon hearing the little fireman's words and seeing him swallow hard, Rhodes completely lost his temper and began to hurl insults at the little fireman.

"You bastard! You're lusting after my body! You're disgusting!"

The little fire spirit on the captain's side, who had overheard their conversation, looked at the captain with a strange hint of disdain.

Feeling the inexplicable contempt in his opponent's eyes, the captain's blood pressure almost rose instantly. With a dark face, he raised his shield and charged towards the little fireman on the other side.

The good news is that Captain America still has effective means of attack when facing the Little Fireman. In his hands, the round vibranium shield serves as both armor and a gauntlet.

The bad news is that after each round, the captain has to distance himself from that damned little fireman and then, as if holding a hot wok, switch his shield back and forth between his hands while making the same strange noise as Sherlock.

"Boiling! Boiling! Boiling! Boiling! Boiling! Boiling! Boiling! It's fucking hot! Sherlock! Doraemon! Think of a way! It's fucking hot!"

Chapter 469 Your whole family is Doraemon!

Upon hearing the captain's words, Sherlock's expression shifted from initial confusion to anger upon realizing the captain was referring to him—it took only a moment.

(Д≡д)!?

(ノBenefit)ノ

After realizing that the captain was shouting those words at him, Sherlock's blood pressure spiked almost instantly.

"You're Doraemon! Your whole family are Doraemon!"

While cursing, Sherlock casually pulled out a piece of equipment from his tentacle group and threw it to the captain.

Captain Sherlock easily caught the 'solution' he threw out, but when he saw what Sherlock had thrown, not only Captain Sherlock, but even Little Fireman, who was Captain Sherlock's opponent, was stunned.

That was a fake Fujitsu sword with a guard and hilt!

Most importantly, unlike the Fujitsu fake weapon which is merely an inanimate object, the blood vessels on the black rod of this thing, which forms the blade, are constantly writhing, making it look as if it were alive.

That's right, Sherlock simply threw the sword in the stone, which used to be Sister Flower's weapon, to the captain.

At this moment, the captain held his round shield in his left hand and a one-handed sword in his right, looking just like a medieval knight. Of course, you have to ignore the appearance of the one-handed sword in the captain's hand.

Otherwise, the art style would instantly veer from medieval knights to a medieval Captain America version of knights on Pixiv.

The entire battlefield fell silent in shock because the weapon in the captain's hand was so absurd.

It's normal for Captain America, as a super popular IP, to be active on film and television channels, especially in the United States, where everything can be entertaining, and even the national flag can be made into underwear. Captain America is a perennial hot topic on Pornhub.

The sword in the stone that the captain was holding at that moment suddenly changed the tone of the originally intense and cruel battlefield, making it resemble a scene from a pornographic website. Anyone would be stunned in that situation.

"Sherlock!!!"

When the captain finally saw what the 'final solution' in his hand was, he roared at Sherlock with a sound that was almost like he was grinding his back teeth to powder.

As the captain roared, both the opposing Little Fireman and his teammate Rhodes burst into laughter in the next second.

It's no wonder they couldn't hold back; ever since the battle in New York began, Captain America has been going further and further down the path of dominating Pornhub.

After hearing the double jeers from his teammates and opponents, the captain's face turned as red as a monkey's bottom. He seemed to have given up and threw the stone sword (diao) in his hand at the metal railing.

The captain's original intention was to test the strength of this thing. After all, although it looked somewhat unsightly, it was still something Sherlock had taken out, and it should be able to solve his problem of the opponent's excessive temperature during battle.

However, what happened the next second froze the smiles on everyone's faces.

The sword in the stone, which should have been a blunt weapon, did not exhibit any of the physical properties of a blunt weapon when it came into contact with the metal railing. Instead, it was like a heated long knife, cutting a large gash in the metal railing as easily and pleasantly as cutting butter.

Faced with this scene, everyone was like a rooster with its neck being choked, their laughter abruptly cut off.

This proves one thing: a smile doesn't disappear; it simply moves to someone else's face.

For example, after discovering that the thing in his hand, although it looked rather unsightly, was actually a genuine artifact, the smile on the face of the little fireman, who was the captain's opponent, instantly shifted to the captain's face.

Of course, the little fireman, who is Rhode's opponent, also performed the same "smile disappears" trick.

Almost all the little firemen present were focused on Sherlock after this absurd scene unfolded. Unfortunately, while they were laughing at the sword in the stone in the captain's hand, Sherlock had already upgraded Rhodes.

At this point, Rhodes, thanks to her tentacles, had transformed from a dual-wielding old woman into a pro max version.

The two P90s with unlimited ammo that Rhodes originally had been stored behind his back with his tentacles, and now the two guns that Rhodes was holding were comparable in caliber to the explosive guns held by those tin cans in Warhammer 40k.

Faced with two guns with unlimited ammo, each about the same caliber as a child's fist, Little Fireman, Rhode's opponent, swallowed hard.

It's worth noting that in the previous battle, although he couldn't do anything to Rhode because of the high mobility brought by Rhode's tentacles, Rhode's two guns with unlimited ammo were equally ineffective against him.

Although the P90 bullets were armor-piercing, under his extremely high body temperature, the bullets turned into liquid metal the moment they came into contact with him, and apart from the impact causing some pain, they were completely ineffective against him.

Even if he gets injured, it's just like scraping a cup for Little Fireman.

But now Rhodes has upgraded from a slingshot to a cannon, a cannon in the true physical sense!

Even now, Little Fireman himself doesn't know if he can withstand the two cannons in Rhodes' hands!

Although it's obvious from its appearance that the recoil of this thing is definitely not low, the tentacle monster on the other side is able to completely offset this recoil with the thickness and strength of its tentacles.

The moment Little Fireman saw what was in Rhodes's hand, he felt like crying.

"How about we talk this over? We're all just working for a few hundred dollars a month, why are we risking our lives?"

"Hehe, why didn't you say that when you were chasing me like you were chasing a dog?"

In response to the little fireman's request for a ceasefire and to slack off, Rhodes gave a cold laugh and then replied with a wild smile that gradually intensified his firepower.

The instant the words left his mouth, Rhodes pulled the trigger. At the same time, the little fireman used his arms to protect his vitals and retreated rapidly.

In less than a breath, Rhode's two bomb guns fired more than ten rounds. However, after these ten rounds, both Rhode and the little fireman on the other side were stunned for a moment.

The reason is quite simple: after these dozen or so rounds of fire were fired, there was absolutely no change on the scene!

Just considering the caliber of the explosive gun in Rhodes's hand, whether it's an explosive grenade or a solid bullet, the scene shouldn't be completely unchanged, as if Rhodes just fired a Schrödinger's bullet.

Fortunately, as a soldier, Rhodes was not completely oblivious to the situation before him; in fact, his reaction was quite swift. He looked up at Sherlock with disbelief and asked him a question.

"You gave me two hand cannons with unlimited blank rounds?"

Chapter 470 Battle Ends

Faced with Rhodes's accusations, Sherlock merely took a moment to explain to Rhodes while dealing with his little fireman.

"His heat can melt metal, but it can't melt a shockwave."

With just one sentence, a look of understanding appeared on Rhodes' face in an instant, and a hint of fear appeared on the face of Little Fireman, Rhodes' opponent.

It's obvious that what Sherlock gave Rhodes wasn't a hand cannon or a bomb gun at all, but an impact gauntlet that could fire nearly a hundred times per minute!

Rhodes understood Sherlock's meaning almost instantly, took out the two P90s from his back again, and started the second round with the two hand cannons in his hand and the little fireman in front of him.

However, compared to the first round where neither side could gain the upper hand, the second round became a one-sided affair. Rhodes had four guns at his disposal, allowing him to attack, harass, or even run away if necessary.

On the contrary, the little fireman still had no way to deal with Rhodes. After all, in close combat, even if the little fireman broke his arm, he still couldn't keep up with Rhodes' speed with his fully automatic hand cannon. But once the distance was created, Rhodes' P90 bullets would keep pouring down on him.

Even if he used the same burning breath as Killian to attack, Rhode could nimbly dodge it thanks to the high mobility provided by his tentacles.

For Little Fireman, this battle was incredibly frustrating, and of course, Little Fireman, Sherlock's opponent, was equally frustrated.

Unlike previous battles, Sherlock's alchemy should have easily dealt with the little fireman on the other side, but how could Sherlock, who was having so much fun, let this little fireman go?

Alchemy would never be used on this little fire spirit, after all, it's the only toy.

Therefore, Sherlock still chose the Ora Ora fighting style, only this time the fist formed by tentacles was replaced by an anvil!