Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

Although Sherlock studied the workings of Valhalla for a long time without understanding them, he did make some discoveries. Combining his research with the Chronicles, he found something shocking.

The shift in Asgard towards a society of brute force didn't actually begin during Odin's youthful warlike phase, but rather after the construction of Valhalla. Odin's War of the Nine Realms accelerated this trend, shaping Asgard into what it is today.

This discovery left Sherlock rubbing his teeth in disbelief, unsure of what words to use to describe his complex emotions and his assessment of Odin.

On the fourth day, Sherlock was caught off guard and finally captured by Thor.

When Sherlock saw Saul looking at him with teary eyes like a wronged little wife, waving a dirty-looking flowery handkerchief and running towards him with movements that were almost effeminate, he got goosebumps all over.

Almost entirely on instinct, he pulled out Stormbreaker and unleashed a complete 'denial operation' on Thor, or perhaps 'exorcism' wouldn't be wrong, given the bizarre scene before him; it was hard not to wonder if Thor had been possessed by some unclean spirit.

To be honest, Sherlock has realized that Thor is a complete scoundrel. He'll act like a madman if you don't beat him up, but once you do, he becomes obedient in an instant.

Sherlock didn't even know why, but he always felt that Stormbreaker seemed unusually excited about beating up its future master, even to the point of being extremely concerned.

Sherlock sometimes genuinely didn't intend to use such force, but the Stormbreaker could forcibly correct the force and trajectory of his hand, leaving Sherlock somewhat helpless.

Fortunately, the result was quite good. With the Storm Axe, a genuine artifact, as a support, Sherlock's physical exorcism was quite successful.

Although Thor looked somewhat miserable, at least he finally returned to normal.

However, after Sherlock listened to Thor's tearful account, his lips still twitched involuntarily.

Well, Sherlock knew to some extent that Thor didn't have a good impression of Doro, after all, Doro had been bullying this seemingly tall and strong but actually clumsy guy ever since the first day they met.

But Sherlock never expected that Thor's resentment towards Doro had gone so deep that he even dared to openly accuse Doro of stealing his mother and girlfriend in front of his own father, Sherlock.

Of course, since Thor had come right in front of him, it would be really unreasonable for him not to do anything about it.

And so, under Thor's 'hopeful' gaze, Sherlock pulled a meat slicer out of his four-dimensional pocket.

Chapter 498 Were you serious about taking half a step back?

In Thor's memory, Sherlock's "bag of treasures" contained many good things, but without exception, these things were all "treasures" that could solve troubles.

And unlike Captain America and Black Widow in the Avengers, even Thor now knows exactly what that 'forced growth hammer' that Sherlock gave him was.

But to be honest, Thor wasn't really that concerned. After all, the thing was just a bit odd in appearance, but it was really useful for improving combat power and solving problems.

But now, faced with his own troubles, Sherlock actually pulled out a huge one-eyed manta ray from his four-dimensional pocket?

Most importantly, the giant manta ray had only just been pulled out by Sherlock, and Thor's bad premonition instantly seemed to explode.

Thor had never felt this chilling sensation on the battlefield. If he hadn't been certain that he was in the Asgardian palace, he almost wouldn't have been able to control his urge to summon Mjolnir.

"Professor, you..."

Driven by a bad feeling, Thor instinctively wanted to ask Sherlock what he was up to and what this giant manta ray was.

However, before he could finish speaking, the giant manta ray that Sherlock had pulled out suddenly swelled up a lot, then stuck out its tongue and curled it up, pulling Thor directly into its mouth.

It moved so fast that Thor didn't even have time to react before he was already inside the giant manta ray's mouth.

Thor almost instinctively wanted to summon Mjolnir. After all, he was, after all, a prince of Asgard, and arguably the strongest warrior in Asgard besides Odin. If he were to be swallowed by this giant manta ray and then emerge from somewhere he shouldn't be...

Putting aside the question of whether it would turn into that indescribable thing, the process itself was something Thor could not accept.

However, just as Thor raised his hand inside the giant manta ray's mouth, Sherlock's voice came from outside the manta ray's mouth.

"I advise you to give up summoning the Meow Hammer. If you destroy my healing equipment, no one will be able to save your Jane."

Thor, who had originally planned to summon the Mjolnir, had no choice but to silently abandon his idea under Sherlock's threat, and closed his eyes with a heroic expression as he faced his execution.

Meanwhile, outside, after sensing that Thor had finally behaved himself, the meat-eating creature gave Sherlock a look with its bright, single eye, and then happily began to chew Thor like chewing gum (a form of therapy).

Seeing that Meatball was starting to treat Thor, Sherlock finally breathed a sigh of relief. After all, he was going to Frigga's place, and he had just beaten Thor up with Thor's future weapon.

If Sherlock were to let Thor go to find Frigga with a face full of injuries, he would really feel like he was going too far.

To save face, Sherlock decided it was best to treat Thor.

Of course, using flesh to kill Thor was purely Sherlock's revenge.

It nimbly climbed onto the body of the meat-eating creature, and the creature carried it towards Frigga's palace.

Along the way, Sherlock's appearance sitting on the giant manta ray drew puzzled glances from all the palace guards. Even when Sherlock landed directly on the balcony of Frigga's bedroom with the meat-eater, he gave Frigga and Jane a real fright.

However, it is at this point that the difference between Jane and Frigga becomes apparent.

Jane was genuinely terrified by the meat-eating creature, even though it had already appeared in the Battle of New York and had even become a fantasy for some.

However, when the real flesh appeared, its enormous body and its huge single eye looking at Jane still evoked a subconscious sense of fear.

On the contrary, Frigga, despite being surprised by Sherlock's unusual entrance, did not show any fear of the meat-eating creature; in fact, she was even a little curious.

After Sherlock got off the meat, Frigga leaned closer to it, kissing it and using magic to analyze it before looking at Sherlock in surprise.

"You turned Asgard's healing equipment into this fully automated, biological form?"

Hearing Frigga's words, Sherlock calmly nodded. He could only say that she was indeed the Queen of Gods; not only was she knowledgeable, but she could also easily see through the true situation of the flesh-eating.

As Sherlock nodded, Meatball laboriously moved its massive body into Frigga's room, ignoring Doro who was excitedly using it as a trampoline. Its one-eyed brow furrowed, and a vivid expression of 'struggling' appeared on its face.

With the meat 'pushing', Thor soon appeared straight up behind the meat.

As Thor's figure completely detached from the massive body of the meat-eater, the meat-eater nodded in satisfaction, then carefully protected Doro, who was playing on its body, and shrunk its size to the side.

All that remained on the scene was Thor, soaking wet and stiff, bound tightly in a white film, too afraid to move; Frigga and Jane, looking at their silly son (boyfriend) with disgust; and Sherlock, who was trying so hard not to laugh.

Yes, unlike the usual meat-spitting out of patients like chewing gum, this meat-spitting out was 'upgraded and modified' by Sherlock.

The difference is that minor injuries will be expelled as before, while serious injuries will be packaged in special medical materials and 'pulled out' from behind.

Although Thor's injuries were not 'seriously', he was still pulled out by the meat grinder.

Don't ask, the answer is Sherlock's sole motivation is revenge against Thor!

As for Thor himself, well, despite his deep reluctance, the thought that Sherlock might use this thing to treat Jane, coupled with Sherlock's threat of "using the emperor to command the princes," left Thor with no choice but to grit his teeth and accept it.

Even though he had accepted it, Thor's Dao heart was still shattered into pieces after seeing the disdainful looks in his mother's and girlfriend's eyes.

Thor tried to struggle to his feet, but the 'restraints' on his body made him look more like an insect larva, causing Jane and Frigga to instinctively take a step back.

Doro, seeing the situation before him, thoughtfully added background music to the scene.

When the lyrics "Are you serious about taking a step back?" played, Thor felt like a thousand words were stuck in his throat.

He could only turn his head and stare with a grief-stricken look at Sherlock, who was covering his mouth tightly on the other side.

The expression was almost a blatant accusation against Sherlock, but unfortunately, Sherlock had no intention of responding. He simply turned his head away calmly, his shoulders shaking even more violently.

Chapter 499 Thor, Punished Again

The good news is that, after Saul's desperate explanation, Jane and Frigga were quite impressed and moved by Saul's behavior of putting aside all his dignity and temper for love.

The bad news is that, despite being moved, the way the two looked at Thor was incredibly complicated.

Frigga had a completely helpless expression on her face, as if to say, "How could I have given birth to such a stupid son?" After all, Frigga had seen through the nature of the giant manta ray that had just pulled Thor out almost instantly.

Ironically, Thor, the prince of Asgard and her own son, failed to recognize her, thus experiencing firsthand what it felt like to emerge from a creature's rear end.

As for Jane, although she didn't understand the principles of meat-eating, she was quite moved by Saul's dedication and love. However, Jane found it somewhat difficult to accept such 'treatment'.

Well, whether it's transforming into chewing gum or, like Thor, into excrement, Jane, as a woman, finds it completely unacceptable, even though Thor repeatedly emphasizes that the so-called saliva is just a nutrient solution, and that the 'chewing' is quite comfortable and useless.

While touched by Saul's feelings for her, Jane refused to let the drooling, flesh-covered Saul touch her with a firm look. After Saul's attempts to persuade her failed, she looked in Sherlock's direction and asked him a profound question.

"Mr. Sherlock, is there really no more respectable way?"

Faced with Jane's questioning, Sherlock shrugged and decisively said to Jane, whose face was full of rejection.

"I never said your treatment required kneading meat!"

As Sherlock said this, Saul, who had been anxiously trying to persuade Jane, froze on his face and quickly turned to look at Sherlock with an incredulous expression.

Jane, on the other hand, showed a satisfied and approving expression. In any case, it seemed that she wouldn't have to go into the mouth of that big fish like Thor.

Meanwhile, Frigga, seeing her silly son only now realizing what had happened, covered her face in disbelief.

Honestly, Frigga was even starting to wonder if she had thrown the baby away and raised the placenta instead. How could she, a witch, have given birth to such a simpleton?

Most importantly, how could her own son, a simpleton, find a girlfriend with high intelligence? Frigga increasingly felt that her son, who resembled a placenta, was not good enough for Jane.

Seeing this scene that resembled a comedy sketch, Sherlock finally couldn't hold back and burst into laughter, clutching his stomach.

Amid Sherlock's laughter, the disbelief on Thor's face quickly turned into resentment, and the dirty flowery handkerchief that had just disappeared under Sherlock's Stormbreaker axe reappeared in Thor's hand.

Looking at her son's burly, unyielding appearance, which he was trying so hard to look weak, Frigga felt a strange sense of disgust.

Not only Frigga, but even Jane stared at Thor with a look of surprise mixed with a hint of disdain.

Fortunately, before Thor could even begin his performance, Frigga had already taken action to punish him.

To be honest, the punishment from one's own mother is always the harshest. Under Jane's incredulous gaze, Saul inexplicably found himself covered in numerous hemp ropes as thick as a wrist.

These ropes, like snakes, quickly wrapped around Thor. In less than a breath, Thor was once again bound by Frigga into a 'zongzi' with only his two nostrils sticking out.

Then, with a flick of the rope, he accurately hooked himself onto the stone railing of Frigga's balcony, tied a knot to secure himself to the railing.

Then, as if the rope came to life, it flicked it gently and sent Thor flying out of the window.

Only after doing all this did Frigga force a smile and speak to Sherlock and Jane.

“You guys are busy, I have some family matters to take care of. It seems like it’s time to give Saul a complete childhood.”

After saying this, Frigga waved to Doro and turned to walk outside.

After seeing Frigga's actions, Doro decisively pulled out Sherlock's childhood nightmare from his mini four-dimensional pocket, sat on Meatball with a wicked grin, and followed Frigga out.

Seeing Frigga leave like that, and Sherlock laughing so hard he was almost in tears, Jane was completely bewildered.

She really didn't understand why Doro would pull out a clothes hanger, nor did she understand what Frigga meant by "a complete childhood."

He could only look at Sherlock, who was rolling on the ground clutching his stomach, with a puzzled expression.

Before Jane could even ask Sherlock what had happened, a suppressed wail came from outside the balcony, along with Frigga's angry curses.

"You're such a grown man! Slap! You've been to the infirmary countless times! Slap! You can't even tell that this is just a re-skinned medical device from the infirmary? Slap! I'm the number one witch of the Nine Realms! Slap! How did I end up raising such a fool like you! Slap! Speak up!"

Thor: "Waaaaah! #@Waaaah#@Waaaah*%#%%%Waaaah..."

When Saul's wailing came from outside the balcony, Jane finally understood everything. Her lips twitched involuntarily as she looked at Sherlock, who was laughing even more unrestrainedly at the sound, with a mixture of amusement and exasperation.

After a while, Jane felt somewhat sorry for Thor's plight, so she pulled Sherlock, who was laughing so hard he was rolling on the ground, to his feet and asked him with some concern on her face.