Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

Although Spicy Chicken Shreds reacted quickly and immediately escaped the light, even so, half of Spicy Chicken Shreds' body seemed to have aged decades in an instant, becoming wrinkled and looking like a face with two sides.

It's both hilarious and terrifying.

The reason for this is quite ridiculous; it was simply a bug in Sherlock's design of the collar.

The collar was meant to lock Jane's life force, but the ether particles were absorbing Jane's life force. And as the ether particles were removed, Jane was destined to lose a portion of the life force that was absorbed by the ether particles.

However, this contradicts the collar's ability to lock the wearer's life force, thus creating a minor bug.

The result of this bug was that after the Aether completely left Jane's body, the collar, due to the bug's blocking effect, performed a reverse operation, actively drawing life force from the Aether's new host body to replenish Jane's lost life force.

Of course, while there's nothing wrong with it in theory, Sherlock didn't consider the issue of absorption when he designed this thing.

The result was that although Jane's life force was restored, the collar was completely destroyed and turned into a pile of scrap metal. Jane herself even fell into a coma due to the sudden influx of life force.

Even Sherlock himself probably didn't expect this to happen, so it was quite an unexpected surprise.

Of course, this wasn't the case for Spicy Chicken Shreds. In fact, from Spicy Chicken Shreds' perspective, he was completely outmaneuvered.

Spicy Chicken Shreds, who had just gotten up from the ground, stared coldly at Jane lying on the ground and the three other people who were completely bewildered by the sudden situation. He then gestured to his subordinates as if to slit his throat.

The meaning is simple: whether it's Thor, Loki, Doro, or this woman who may have unintentionally or intentionally tricked him, Spicy Chicken doesn't want any of them to live.

Upon receiving the order from Spicy Chicken Shreds, the Cursed Warrior raised his foot towards Jane almost without hesitation, preparing to crush Jane's head with a single stomp.

However, the next second, two cat hammers, one large and one small, struck him almost simultaneously, sending him flying.

Loki's throwing knives followed immediately, and several of the ordinary dark elves were killed by Loki before they could even react.

Seeing that the situation was turning bad in an instant, Spicy Chicken gritted his teeth, grabbed one of his subordinates, recreated a cursed warrior, and then ran towards the spaceship.

The two cursed warriors combined their strength and directly overwhelmed Thor, Loki, and Doro, to the point that they could only watch helplessly as Spicy Chicken escaped.

This situation infuriated Saul; he had messed up once again!

Spicy Chicken Shreds has now obtained the Ether Particle, while he is being held back by the Cursed Warrior. If this continues, the Nine Realms will soon be plunged into darkness.

Most importantly, Thor discovered that even with his and Loki's combined strength, they couldn't suppress that damned cursed warrior! The two of them were practically being overwhelmed by the cursed warrior that Spicy Chicken had hastily created.

On the contrary, Doro's situation is much better, no, it should be said that it is the complete opposite of Thor's situation!

After Doro realized that his Mini Meow Hammer was having difficulty damaging the Cursed Warrior, he decisively switched to his Mini Stormbreaker.

Like the Stormbreaker in Sherlock's hands, although it's a mini version, its abilities are in no way inferior to the original, and it easily dealt with the cursed warrior it was facing.

Even after dealing with his own cursed warrior, he checked on Thor's situation. After thinking for a moment, he took a few things out of his four-dimensional pocket and threw them to Thor and Loki, who were fighting the cursed warrior on the other side.

There's not much to say about Thor; it's just the hammer that Sherlock gave him before, except that Doro secretly stole it from Sherlock's four-dimensional pocket while he was sleeping.

Now that it's been given to Thor, it's like returning it to its rightful owner.

What? You're asking why Doro stole this thing?

Well, it's really not Doro's fault. When Sherlock was faced with Doro's curiosity, he only explained what the so-called "pulling up seedlings to help them grow" meant, without explaining what the thing actually looked like.

Doro stole this thing purely out of curiosity, wanting to see if he had any talents that could be forced to grow.

After the experiment, I casually put it in my mini four-dimensional pocket and completely forgot about it.

Aside from the hammer that was returned to its rightful owner, Loki's weapons were quite explosive.

Doro threw Loki a horned helmet and a star-shaped staff that matched the bird-headed staff Thor had previously used.

Although the design is a bit of an eyesore, I don't think there's anything wrong with it, right?

The truth is, the horned helmet that Loki threw at him, which looked exactly like his own style, was actually the staff, while the star wand was simply a physical attack weapon that could change size at will.

Most importantly, that horned helmet was a staff, and it was only big enough to fit around his fist! And Loki actually did it!

However, after figuring out the purpose of these two things, Loki, while fighting the cursed warrior, turned around with an incredulous look and glanced at Doro, who was examining Jane, and asked Doro a question.

"Really?"

Doro's response was also quite straightforward, as shown in the image.

Along with Doro's response, Solna's envious sigh also rang out.

"What a beautiful weapon!"

Chapter 507 Thor's Envy

After hearing Thor's praise, Loki looked at the miniature horned helmet that resembled a claw but actually functioned as a staff, which was attached to his left fist.

Then she looked at the thing in her right hand that looked exactly like a magical girl's staff, but was actually a proper physical weapon. Then she looked at her gorgeous, dark green clothes with Asgardian royal features and a huge question mark appeared above her head.

However, just as Loki was about to ask Thor what his mental state was to say such a thoughtless thing, he looked up and saw the sincere expression on Thor's face, and even a hint of envy in his eyes when he looked at the physical staff in his hand.

The moment Loki saw Thor's sincere expression, all his complaints were swallowed back down by Thor's sincerity. However, as Loki's gaze followed Thor's body downwards...

When Loki finally settled on the hammer in Thor's hand—a weapon that, despite being called a hammer, had an electrical wire and plug at the end and even resembled a 'woman's friend'—he was instantly relieved.

It wasn't just that he felt relieved; he also felt that the weapon in his hand did indeed look much better than Thor's.

In any case, at most, we only lost face a little. Thor was just plain weird. Compared to him, we were definitely much better off.

Although Loki did not refute Thor's praise, he couldn't suppress the upturned corners of his mouth, even when fighting the cursed warrior.

In fact, Loki was right about one thing: Thor was genuinely a little envious of Loki at that moment.

Especially when they saw the star-shaped staff in Loki's hand, which he used as a 'fly swatter' and could change size at will.

For some reason, the moment Thor looked at the star staff, he was reminded of his old bird-headed hammer, and then he looked at the square-shaped meow hammer in his hand now.

For some reason, Thor, who used to love the Meowth Hammer so deeply that he even considered Jane as the third party in his relationship with the hammer, suddenly felt a sense of disgust.

If it weren't for the fact that the cursed warrior's combat power was indeed formidable, to the point that even Thor and Loki, who were still hammer gods at the moment, were somewhat hesitant to be distracted when they joined forces.

It's estimated that Thor has already started planning how to beg Sherlock after this incident is over so that he can fix his Mjolnir into the shape of that bird-headed hammer.

Of course, unlike the tension on Thor and Loki's side, Doro, who had defeated his opponent early on using his own abilities, completely ignored the battle between Thor and Loki on the other side. After dealing with his enemies, Doro ran to the side of the unconscious Jane.

After a brief examination, Doro confirmed that Jane's physical condition was fine, at least outwardly she appeared to be fine; she had simply fainted due to the impact of excessive life energy.

After confirming that Jane was alright, Doro ripped off the broken alchemical collar from Jane's neck and tossed it aside. He shook it and, finding it useless, his face was filled with a troubled expression.

After hesitating for a long time, Doro finally took out an orange cylinder about five centimeters in diameter and about 18 centimeters in length from his mini four-dimensional pocket, pried open Jane's mouth, and stuffed it in.

Don't get me wrong, this isn't some fake Fujitsu weapon, but rather an alien fruit called Hard-skinned Citrus that Sherlock bought for Doro during their interstellar travels.

Although this thing is called 'hard skin', the texture of the so-called skin is actually closer to that of a gummy candy with a caramel shell.

After biting through the outer shell, the citrus-flavored flesh inside, with a texture like a mixture of juice and jelly, flows directly down your throat. Even the remaining hard skin turns into a 'caramel gummy candy' with a strong citrus flavor and a hint of sweetness after the juice has flowed out.

This is arguably Doro's favorite food throughout the entire interstellar journey. Sherlock bought a lot of it for Doro and stored it in Doro's mini four-dimensional pocket, but now there's not much left.

This is the main reason why Doro was so conflicted at the beginning. If it weren't for the fact that Jane was the girlfriend of the big, silly guy he always bullied, and that she treated him well, Doro wouldn't have been willing to take this thing out.

While Jane was unconscious, she felt something being put into her mouth. Reflexively, Jane bit through the hard-skinned citrus that Doro had put in her mouth.

When the juicy, sugary flesh of the hard-skinned tangerine entered Jane's mouth, she almost instinctively swallowed the entire piece.

Under the influence of fructose, Jane felt a little strength and slowly opened her eyes. What she saw was Doro holding a hard-skinned tangerine to her lips, looking at her with a worried expression.

"Thank you for saving me, Doro. I'll definitely buy you lots and lots of oranges on Earth later..."

Jane almost immediately understood what had happened after seeing Doro and the hard-skinned tangerine in his hand. After rubbing Doro's head, she struggled to sit up while talking.

Jane hadn't even finished speaking when she struggled to sit up and almost instinctively glanced in Thor's direction. The horrific scene on the battlefield made her swallow the rest of her words.

On the battlefield, Thor was holding Mjolnir in one hand and a 'Friend of Women' in the other?

Even in the face of this scene, which could be described as an eyesore and restricted, the ordinary smile on Thor's face was automatically filtered with a sinister veil in Jane's eyes.

Jane almost instinctively covered Doro's eyes and roared at Thor and Loki as if she had gone mad.

"What did you two bastards do in front of the child?"

doro：(**)？ ？ ？

Loki: #(ノBenefit)ノ

Thor: ()

Chapter 508 The Way Back to Earth

With Jane's roar, the three men's expressions were quite varied. Doro looked puzzled and curious, Loki was almost driven mad by Jane's roar, and only Thor looked at Jane with a silly golden retriever, grinning the whole time.

However, Saul's smile didn't last long before turning into aggrieved expression, and he spent a full ten minutes explaining to Jane that the thing in his hand that looked exactly like 'Friend of Women' and even had the brand printed on it was not the real 'Friend of Women'.

And defeating that damned cursed warrior didn't involve any restricted scenes suitable for children; all it had was hot-blooded, visceral combat between men, with perhaps just a tiny bit more gore.

As for Loki's physical wand that skewered the cursed warrior like a kebab, that was all an accident, a mere coincidence. It was definitely not intentional; he didn't go in that spot on purpose.

Loki confirmed this, and when Thor mentioned it, Loki made no attempt to hide the disdain on his face.

As Jane watched Loki frantically and disgustedly wipe the pink, magical-girl-like staff in his hand, which he had torn off most of Thor's cloak, and refuse to put it down, she began to believe Thor's explanation.

However, considering Doro's mental health as a 'minor,' Jane still insisted that Thor give the cursed warrior's corpse a good kick in the buttocks.

At the very least, it can make the scene look better, or at least more harmonious.

Loki looked at Jane with disdain, completely baffled as to why she was making such a fuss.

Damn it, that pink-haired ball of fur that Sherlock created and was always by his side is even stronger than me and Thor combined!

Loki glanced at the corpse of the cursed warrior that he and Thor had fought so hard to defeat, then looked at the corpse of another cursed warrior that Doro had forcibly cosplayed as Shang Yang at the very beginning of the battle, and silently shut his mouth.

It's confirmed. This adorable pink-haired girl, nestled in Jane's arms like a doll, is someone she can't afford to mess with, just like her creator.

After confirming the 'harmony' at the scene, Jane breathed a sigh of relief, lowered her hand from Doro's eyes, and then asked Thor.

"What should we do now? The Dark Elf has obtained the Aether, and according to him, he will plunge the entire Nine Realms into darkness."

After Jane finished speaking, Thor, who had been looking rather simple-minded, instantly became serious. He lowered his head and thought for a while before speaking to everyone present.

"When the nine realms are about to align in a straight line, gaps and intersections will appear. The main reason why the seal of the ether particles has cracks is because the nine realms are about to intersect."

In terms of the distance between the Nine Realms, even if the Ether Particles are extremely powerful, they cannot affect all Nine Realms at the same time. If the Dark Elves really want the Nine Realms to fall into darkness at the same time, the only way is to activate the power of the Ether Particles directly through the spatial rift when the Nine Realms intersect.

The most perfect place to launch this attack is the Central Court, located right in the center of the Nine Realms, which is Earth!