Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

When Jian finally arrived at the scene with her best friend, who had just found a boyfriend, and Professor Eric, the scene before her was one that nearly shattered her worldview.

Thor stood there, drenched in sweat, his legs and arms trembling. He held Doro, who was holding a small pair of scissors and grinning mischievously, and didn't dare to move an inch.

Sherlock was wielding a scarlet baseball bat wrapped with golden spiked wire, relentlessly and frantically striking the culprit who had caused this catastrophe like a tyrant.

Most importantly, Sherlock controlled both the force and the angle perfectly, and almost every strike made the dark elf named Spicy Chicken Shreds scream or beg for mercy.

Not far from the battlefield, a group of dark elves stood at attention, watching Sherlock swing his baseball bat and beat their leader. They didn't dare to resist, or even breathe loudly, their legs trembling like leaves.

Most importantly, Sherlock seemed to be muttering something to himself while he was beating people up.

It wasn't until Jane got closer that she could hear what Sherlock was muttering.

"This blow was for my phone!"

"This blow was for all the study materials on my phone!"

"This blow is for the Gala Gemu that I finally managed to find!"

"This blow was for my little website! Do you even know how much effort I put into finding these websites?"

"This blow is for my vanished navigation website! Do you fucking know how difficult it is to find a reliable navigation site that includes online videos, novels, comics, forums, specialty websites, and Galaga downloads?"

"My little green navigation system! My Emperor Navigation system! My dozen or so secret websites! All gone! All gone! You bastard! What the hell are you doing, piloting a spaceship without looking where you're going?"

"Huq! Huq! My phone! Because of that lousy ship with that logo that looks like an evil giant mouse, I've lost everything!"

simple:……

Jane's lips twitched incessantly after she had heard Sherlock's resentful mutterings.

It's really hard to imagine that the reason why a tyrant who planned to conquer the Nine Realms was defeated was because his spaceship accidentally crushed Sherlock's phone, which ultimately led to the loss of all the Gala collections on Sherlock's phone.

Jane didn't understand, Jane was greatly shocked, Jane even felt that because she wasn't weird enough, she was already a bit out of place in this world.

All I can say is that this world is just too absurd, and Jane is already finding it a little hard to adapt.

Looking at the scene before her, which could be described as a world-famous painting, Jane was at a loss as to what to do next—whether to stop Sherlock, who had beaten that spicy chicken so badly that his own mother wouldn't recognize him.

Should we deal with Thor first, who's holding Doro like he's holding a bomb? Or should we deal with the dark elves who're huddled together like they're being punished, shaking like they're dancing disco, watching their leader get beaten up and barely breathing?

Jane was a little confused for a moment, and it wasn't just Jane; even Daisy, her boyfriend, and Eric, who were following behind Jane, were somewhat incredulous.

"Ever since the Battle of New York, I knew these superheroes could always turn a life-or-death situation into entertainment, even amusement, but I never imagined it would become so serious. Society has collapsed! Society has collapsed!!!"

Eric looked at the abstract image before him and offered his profound judgment, which only earned him more twitching lips from Jane and Daisy.

Before Jane could even offer a rebuttal, Thor's voice came through from the other side.

"Jane! Please, help me! I can't hold on any longer!"

Thor's voice even trembled slightly, causing Jane to roll her eyes involuntarily. She rushed to Thor's side in annoyance and snatched Doro from Thor's hands.

She even took the scissors, which Jane considered 'unsuitable for children,' from Doro's hand with remarkable ease, as if it were a perfectly normal thing, without any difficulty whatsoever.

Even so, Thor's reaction was far beyond Jane's expectations. The moment Doro left Thor's hands, Thor, who was already soaked in cold sweat as if he had been pulled out of the water, sat down on the ground, panting heavily.

It was as if he hadn't just stood there motionless holding Doro, but had participated in the entire battle, and even been a key player, looking completely exhausted.

Most importantly, when Saul saw Jane easily take the scissors that looked like a dangerous item from Doro's hand, Saul couldn't hold back anymore. He became as aggrieved as a 200-pound child, hugging Jane's leg and starting to cry.

After Jane listened to Thor's tearful account, her lips twitched even more. She glanced at the obedient Doro in her arms and gave Thor a huge eye roll in annoyance.

Clearly, Jane didn't believe a word of Thor's accusations against Doro, but she had no doubt about the threats from Sherlock that Thor mentioned. After all, in Jane's opinion, Sherlock was really capable of doing such things.

Seeing Thor clinging to her leg, crying with snot and tears streaming down his face, Jane rubbed her temples with a headache, gave Thor a kick in annoyance, and gestured with her chin toward Sherlock, making it clear that she wanted Thor to deal with Sherlock's situation.

After all, if this continues, Spicy Chicken Shreds might really get beaten to death by Sherlock.

On the contrary, Thor, after seeing Jane's actions, pointed to himself with an incredulous expression.

Huh? Me? Go stop Sherlock? Me?

After receiving a very clear and unequivocal eye strike from Jane, Thor felt like his CPU was overloaded, experiencing a sense of helplessness as if the commands were too complex for his brain to process.

Chapter 518 The Great Demon King Sherlock

Good news: after various overclocking and buffering processes, Thor's brain finally understood Jane's command.

The bad news is that this command was forcibly interpreted after Jane 'manually entered' it, and Saul had no right to refuse!

In the end, under Jane's 'extremely threatening' gaze, Thor could only walk towards Sherlock with many glances back, and cautiously approached Sherlock. He first observed the expression on Sherlock's face before speaking to him.

"Mentor, stop hitting him! If you keep hitting him, he'll really die."

After all, Thor is the prince of Asgard. As a brute, Thor has a unique skill: top-notch ability to read people's expressions. Although Thor rarely uses this skill after he grows up, it doesn't mean that Thor can't use it.

The only reason he dared to speak up was because he was certain that Sherlock's anger, which had been so intense, had subsided after his outburst.

Sherlock, on the other hand, was giving Thor face. After Thor spoke, Sherlock, panting heavily, hoisted the baseball bat that the spear had turned into on his shoulder, glanced at Thor who was standing cautiously to the side, and then turned to look at Jane and the group of dark elves huddled together.

Without saying a word, a red light flashed in the hand holding the baseball bat, and Spicy Chicken, who had been beaten so badly that even his own mother might not recognize him, appeared perfectly unharmed in front of Sherlock in the blink of an eye.

In contrast, among the group of dark elves huddled together, one unlucky fellow instantly collapsed to the ground, his face bruised and swollen, and even lost consciousness in just a short while.

This scene made the dark elves hold their breath, fearing they would be the next unlucky ones. Even Thor subconsciously swallowed.

As a member of the royal family of Asgard, Thor has seen a great deal, but even so, in Thor's understanding, only Sherlock Holmes could so easily and effortlessly manipulate the Infinity Stones.

He could clearly see that Sherlock had simply used the Reality Stone to distort reality, transferring all of Spicy Chicken's injuries to that unfortunate guy.

To be fair, Spicy Chicken Shreds is indeed tough. The same injuries would leave Spicy Chicken Shreds barely alive, while other Dark Elves would just collapse and fall asleep without even being able to put up a fight.

Looking at the shrew lying on the ground with lifeless eyes, as if he had been played with and ruined, Thor swallowed hard. His original idea of ​​resealing the Reality Stone vanished without a trace thanks to Sherlock's move.

Sherlock ignored Thor, and only after catching his breath did he raise his baseball bat and address Thor.

"Thor, remember this: you're the one who defeated this unfortunate thing. I was just there to help. Do you understand?"

"Impossible! Mentor, this is not what a soldier should do..."

Upon hearing Sherlock's words, Thor instinctively wanted to retort, but before he could finish speaking, Sherlock's glare forced him to swallow the rest of his words.

Seeing that Thor no longer objected, Sherlock patted Thor on the shoulder in a very kind manner and said to him.

"Be good, listen to me. Your mentor won't harm you. You, Thor, defeated the Dark Elves! At the very least, you must say that when you lead these Dark Elves back to Asgard, understand?"

Upon hearing Sherlock's words and seeing the benevolent expression on his face, Thor nervously swallowed again and nodded mechanically. Thor had no idea why Sherlock would do this, and Sherlock had no intention of telling Thor.

After seeing Thor nod, Sherlock put on his standard 'teachable' expression and smiled with satisfaction. Just as he was about to turn around, he suddenly seemed to remember something and continued to whisper to Thor.

"Oh, right, I didn't say a word when I was beating that guy, so you didn't hear a thing, and Jane didn't hear anything either! If I find out that someone spread the 'nonsense' I said while I was beating that guy..."

At this point, Sherlock paused slightly. Although his face still showed an expression of "a promising student," his narrowed eyes revealed a dangerous signal.

"The threat I told you to protect Doro before the battle started will still activate, no matter who said it, I'll only settle the score with you..."

Sol: (°A°`)

After hearing Sherlock's words, Thor even regretted for a moment why he hadn't actually been killed by Spicy Chicken in the previous battle, otherwise things wouldn't be like this now.

Mom, this is even scarier than a battle!

Oh, I don't have a mother anymore!

For a moment, Thor stood there feeling incredibly wronged, completely immersed in an emo atmosphere from which he could not extricate himself.

Sherlock ignored Thor's emotional changes. After threatening Thor, Sherlock turned around with satisfaction and tapped the ground with his baseball bat, accompanied by a red light and scarlet lightning.

The next second, the dark elf's spaceship, which resembled a skyscraper, vanished without a trace, leaving only a pile of three-hole yokes lying on the ground.

Most importantly, those yokes still retained the distinctive grime of the Dark Elf spaceship. Sherlock felt absolutely no guilt about this; he could only blame Spicy Chicken for not liking to wash the spaceship.

After the yoke appeared, Sherlock banged his baseball bat on the ground, yelling at the huddled, trembling dark elves as he did so.

"You all better go and get one and put it on properly. Big eye one around your neck, small eye one on your wrist! Don't try anything funny, or you'll all be in big trouble! Once you're all on, line up in a row according to your height. You can try what happens if you don't obey!"

Faced with Sherlock's brutal image, comparable to that of a great demon king (at least in the eyes of the dark elves), none of the dark elves dared to resist, and obediently followed Sherlock's instructions to bring the torture instruments.

Even after all the dark elves had put on their yokes and stood obediently in a line in front of Sherlock, there were still a few yokes lying on the ground.

Sherlock didn't stand on ceremony. He ordered a few dark elves to put the remaining shackles on Spicy Chicken, who had already been thoroughly abused by Sherlock, before opening a blue portal and having the dark elves line up to walk in.

As for the other end of the portal, it naturally leads to Asgard, and directly into the most heavily guarded plaza in front of the Asgardian palace.

Sherlock spoke to Thor only after most of the dark elves had entered the portal he had opened.

"Now it's your turn. Take your 'trophies' back and bask in the cheers, Thor. Don't forget what I told you!"

After saying that, Sherlock had the remaining dark elves stuff the spicy shredded chicken into Thor's hands. As Thor stood in front of the portal with a bewildered look on his face, Sherlock seemed to remember something and waved to Jian Zhao.

"Jane, you go back with Thor. Remember, it was Thor who defeated Spicy Chicken. It has nothing to do with me. I was just a support!"

Chapter 519 The Silly Guy Who Was Kept in the Dark

Unlike Thor, who felt Sherlock had insulted his pride as a warrior after hearing his instructions, Jane reacted instantly upon hearing Sherlock's later emphasis on the instructions.

Something must have happened in Asgard, and Sherlock knows exactly what happened, but he doesn't want to tell Thor or himself.

Despite her doubts, Jane followed Sherlock's instructions and stood beside Thor, who was carrying spicy shredded chicken, as they passed through the blue portal.

The moment Jane passed through the portal, a huge cheer almost instantly overwhelmed her senses. The dark elves who had entered the portal wearing shackles earlier were now kneeling obediently in a row.

Countless Asgardian warriors, spear in hand, glared angrily at the dark elves kneeling on the ground.

Outside this group of warriors were Asgardian golden-armored warriors responsible for maintaining order, and beyond that were a dense crowd of Asgardian citizens.

The moment Thor and Jane escorted the spicy chicken through the portal, Jane's identity as a princess was essentially imprinted on the minds of the Asgardian people.

The reason is simple: the leader of the attackers in Asgard was brought back by Asgardian warriors Thor and Jane!

People usually love stories with perfect endings and loving relationships, but they can never remember the endings of these stories. However, at least in terms of public opinion now, no one in Asgard would object to Jane's status as queen.

Even the unavoidable issue of life expectancy has been temporarily overlooked under such overwhelming public opinion.

Of course, this was not the most crucial point, nor was it what surprised Jane the most.

What truly surprised Jane immensely, and even made her realize in an instant why Sherlock had specifically asked her to accompany Thor back, was actually Loki standing at the gates of the Asgardian palace!