Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

It was no wonder that Sherlock was so astonished and dumbfounded after watching it; his impression of Tony even began to change.

If you were to ask Sherlock who the most gossipy person in the Avengers is before he opens Tony's hidden folder, Sherlock probably wouldn't be able to give a clear answer.

But now, if the same question were presented to Sherlock, he would likely answer with a name without hesitation.

Tony Stark!

none of them!

As for the reason, it's very simple. Just look at the nearly 7 terabytes of gossip material that Tony has collected!

The files are categorized by name after you open them; let's take the team leader as an example.

If you open the folder named 'Steve', you'll find almost everything about the captain, including gossip, information, and his dark past.

From the various rumors circulating before the captain became captain, to interviews with the captain's former friends, to the captain's romantic history from childhood to adulthood and his relationship with his best friend, Tony has meticulously compiled everything.

God knows where Tony found those World War II newspaper clippings and scanned them into his computer.

Of course, if you say this can only be considered intelligence and not gossip, then the contents of a folder called "Miscellaneous" among the many subcategories of the "Steve" folder will prove just how gossipy Tony really is.

This collection not only includes the complete video collection of the female celebrity on Pornhub who looks exactly like the captain, but also her life story and a DNA comparison report with the captain.

The good news is that the captain has absolutely no connection with this Pornhub female celebrity. The bad news is that Tony doesn't believe it and has even prepared a lot of photoshopped 'evidence of the rumors'.

Although Tony didn't put it into practice, he was ready!

If this still cannot prove anything, then there is a folder named "Killian" in this miscellaneous category.

When Sherlock opened it, he found an identification report and multiple DNA comparison reports inside.

The good news is that the Captain America-style lingerie that Killian gave to actress Mandarin has been authenticated and Julia Roberts' DNA has indeed been found on the clothing, proving that it was indeed clothing worn by Julia Roberts.

The bad news is that Killian DNA was also detected on some indescribable parts of the outfit.

In other words, this thing, if nothing unexpected happens, is probably a second-hand item that Killian used!

What really made Sherlock lose his composure was the bottle of bathwater treasured by actress Mandarin. According to DNA testing, the DNA in the water belonged to a woman named Monica Ryan, who was a young woman who couldn't afford clothes and was standing on the street.

What really made Sherlock uneasy was that the bathwater also contained Killian's DNA; in other words, it was also a secondhand product that Killian had used.

After watching all this nonsense, Sherlock felt sorry for Mandarin, the actor who was sentenced to decades in prison, while also wondering how this thing could be associated with the Captain.

If the captain's documents could be considered explosive, the rest weren't much better.

Sherlock was nearly overwhelmed by Black Widow's extensive romantic relationships and her devoted following, while Bruce Banner's numerous dark histories and various rumors also broadened his horizons.

Sherlock even found videos and photos of Thor and Simple practicing rollerblading using the Mjolnir as a power source in Thor's folder!

It can only be said that the sheer volume and variety of gossip collected by Tony is astounding, even for Sherlock Holmes.

Especially when Sherlock opened the folder with his own name on it, his blood pressure spiked immediately.

That damn Tony was secretly filming inside the PAB club! And judging from the height and angle of the photos, it's either a button or a modified pair of his glasses that became a camera!

Looking at the 'wild' and 'absurd' photos of myself in Tony's folder.

With a dark expression, Sherlock took photos of everything Tony had collected with his phone and then sent them directly to the Avengers' group chat and the PAB group chat.

As for Tony's collection, Sherlock simply used alchemy to physically destroy it for Tony.

Meanwhile, in London, after Sherlock fled, the Avengers were seriously cooperating with Coulson to handle the aftermath when everyone's phones suddenly started ringing.

However, when they took out their phones and saw what Sherlock had filmed, everyone's blood pressure spiked.

Without a word, he abandoned Coulson and rushed toward Tony.

When Tony realized something was wrong and tried to put on his armor and run away, it was already too late. After being punched back by the captain, the captain grabbed Tony and activated the teleportation on the dog tag. The rest of the team followed closely behind.

Watching the Avengers suddenly disappear, Coulson remarked on how impressive the Avengers' technology was.

What Coulson didn't know was that thousands of kilometers above the ground, in the massive Avengers base called Watchtower, Tony's screams echoed across the heavens.

Chapter 522 The Career Planning of the God King and His Wife

Tony, the gossip king, practically got to experience half of the Avengers' circle kicks all by himself. Even while he was being kicked, there was a ring of medical personnel (Baymax and Meatballs) around him to ensure his safety and make sure he could quickly recover and get kicked again after being knocked unconscious.

Even the audience was fully prepared. When Tony single-handedly challenged half of the Avengers with his bare hands, the entire Black Widow team in the base came over to watch the spectacle.

Of course, if you think Tony's suffering only ends there, you're sorely mistaken. Back on Earth, there's a bunch of bastards waiting for Tony to get his hands on them!

That's right, the members of the PAB group!

Although the PAB club is very unreliable and contains all sorts of strange and eccentric people, it doesn't mean that the PAB club has no rules.

Compared to other places, the PAB group had an ironclad rule from the very beginning: no non-public filming is allowed when drinking!

Clearly, Tony didn't follow the rules. Although he had collected quite a few of Sherlock's embarrassing moments, he was now facing punishment from the PAB group after Sherlock posted the photos in their group chat.

Unlike the Avengers' circle kicks, which are at most physical torture, the bastards from the PAB gang did much more than just physical torture.

Sherlock was well aware of this. After taking the photos, he took Doro home, satisfied, since he still had a god-king couple at home who needed his attention.

When Sherlock returned home, Odin also came to Sherlock's house, bringing with him a letter from the Ancient One.

The content is easy to explain. Apart from the Ancient One's resentment, it's about telling Sherlock to take good care of Odin and Frigga and to keep a low profile on Earth.

Sherlock was not surprised at all; he glanced at the letter briefly and then stuffed it into his four-dimensional pocket.

However, to Sherlock's utter surprise, the damned letter jumped out on its own as soon as it was stuffed in, just like the Roaring Letter in Harry Potter, and began to roar at Sherlock.

Sherlock remembered nothing, but he remembered the threat behind the Ancient One's roar.

"Sherlock, don't take my words lightly, or if anything goes wrong, you can expect to come to Kamar-Taj and inherit my position as the Sorcerer Supreme!"

! ! ! !

Sherlock would even swear that this was the first time in his two lifetimes that he had ever heard such a vicious, despicable, and even unsettling 'threat'!

What's the difference between this and cursing someone to work 007 for the rest of their life, without a day off, without pay, with maximum danger, zero benefits, and even having to pay out of pocket to work occasionally?

Sherlock shuddered violently before turning to look in Odin's direction.

Seeing the look Sherlock gave him, Odin smiled and stroked his chin, speaking to Sherlock like a playful old man.

“I have discussed it with the Sorcerer Supreme, and we have already decided on our retirement careers. You don’t need to worry at all. On Earth, Frigga and I are just two old people struggling to make a living.”

For some reason, after hearing Odin's words, Sherlock felt increasingly panicked, and even his voice trembled as he pressed Odin for an answer.

"May I ask what profession you have chosen?"

Upon hearing Sherlock's question, Odin spoke to Sherlock with a proud expression.

“I will go to Broadway and become a stage actor, while Frigga will become a magician! Most importantly, Frigga and I will be each other’s agents. Sherlock, you only need to give us one chance.”

Sherlock: ? ? ?

After hearing Odin's words, Sherlock wondered if he had misheard.

Odin, the king of the gods of Asgard, led Asgard to become the king of the nine realms. Even on an interstellar level, he is a renowned figure. Now he tells Sherlock that he plans to become a stage actor.

Not to mention Frigga, who is even more of a heavyweight, known as the first witch of the Nine Realms, who single-handedly trained Loki, the illusionist. Now you're telling Sherlock that she's planning to become a magician?

No? Is that right?

Leaving aside Odin's outrageous and even somewhat abstract wish, what about Frigga's performance of magic tricks?

Are you kidding me? A Hogwarts graduate comes here to bully Muggles who don't know magic and insists that what he's performing is magic?

Most importantly, Frigga actually looked eager to try after Odin finished speaking? Seriously? You're the Queen of Asgard! Even though you're in a 'dead' state, you can't just throw away your dignity and inhibitions, can you?

Is this a true example of a husband and wife working in perfect harmony?

Most importantly, Sherlock felt that with Frigga's level of magic, Odin definitely couldn't beat her. Surely a god-king like him wouldn't be thinking of living off a woman?

Most importantly, the professions these two people chose have absolutely nothing to do with her mother's low-key lifestyle, okay?

Seeing Odin's confident expression and Frigga standing beside him, Sherlock decisively took out his phone and made a call to that heartless boiled egg.

The amazing thing is that Odin really wasn't lying to himself. That damned boiled egg actually agreed to Odin and Frigga's bizarre career plan? This thing is bound to cause big problems, isn't it?

Sherlock didn't understand, Sherlock was greatly shocked.

However, it was obvious that the Ancient One had no intention of explaining anything to Sherlock and simply hung up the phone, leaving Sherlock alone staring blankly at the disconnected call.

Although it's unclear what kind of bizarre deal the Ancient One made with Odin to get her to agree to what Sherlock considers an outrageous request, since the Ancient One agreed, Sherlock could only grit his teeth and make arrangements for Odin and Frigga.

The good news is that auditions and magic shows are no problem for Sherlock at all. After all, with the 'all-powerful' Continental Hotel and the 'all-powerful' Winston around, getting two audition slots is a piece of cake.

The only problem is that Sherlock must temporarily act as their agent until Winston completes their actor and agent credentials.

Sherlock could only reluctantly accept the task. He drove the two aspiring actors to buy them clothes, and then headed towards Broadway according to the address given by Winston.

To be honest, Sherlock has learned a lot. Odin's acting skills are really good. In fact, if the guy being interviewed hadn't been threatened and hadn't lied, Odin's acting would have been Oscar-worthy.

However, compared to Frigga's side, even if Odin is incredibly powerful, he's still somewhat lacking.

If I had to describe Frigga's side in one sentence, this would be it.

Bro, have you ever seen a real-life version of Now You See Me?

Chapter 523 Two Rising Suns in the Entertainment Industry

Q: What would a Muggle's reaction be if they saw magic for the first time under the guise of magic? Surprise? Fear? Disbelief? Or even curiosity about how such a magical effect was created?

In fact, these situations do exist, but they only apply to ordinary people who interview Frigga. If the criteria were limited to that arrogant old white man sitting in the middle who thought he was knowledgeable and could see through some tricks, then Sherlock's answer would be just two words.

despise!

He did everything in his power to refute and belittle the performer using all the methods he knew, even though he himself didn't know how the so-called 'magic' was actually performed.

In fact, the 'interview magic trick' that Frigga prepared was just a simple close-up pen disappearing trick that looked like 'magic'.

Because illusion magic inherently possesses a deceptive quality, Frigga clearly amplified the guidance of attention when imitating Earth magicians. While the judges' attention shifted elsewhere, she subtly and without any physical contact used magic to cover all the pens on the table.

Finally, the spell was broken, and the pen reappeared on the table. The pen hadn't moved at all throughout the entire process. It was an incredibly simple spell, yet a truly amazing 'magic trick'.

However, this little trick infuriated the white man who was in charge.

Whether it was because she didn't see through Frigga's 'method' or simply because of her own arrogance, Frigga successfully got angry under the old white man's sharp tongue.

Then, right in front of the old white man, she staged a magic trick, even going so far as to openly use magic to make the coffee on the table fly up, forming a water ball that hit the old white man in the face under everyone's incredulous gaze.

To be honest, it was very satisfying! However, it also thoroughly angered that old white man.