Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

"Sherlock, I swear, you'll never catch a fish in the sea, not even a fry!"

God knows how much damage those words really did to Sherlock, the fisherman! Most importantly, Ao Lie, this dragon, is actually capable of doing it!

Sherlock has really broken down! Just imagining the scene of him fishing up a giant fish in the future, which only looks like a market, is making Sherlock a little unable to hold back.

However, the script had already been sent out, and it was too late to withdraw it. Sherlock could only swallow the bitter fruit he had sown with tears in his eyes.

Just as Sherlock was quietly planning what kind of grand funeral he should hold for the interstellar technology fishing rod he brought back from space, the front door of Sherlock's house was opened from the outside.

Zhao Weike walked in from outside the gate with a strange expression on his face. The expression on his face when he looked at Sherlock, who was holding a fishing rod, was extremely strange.

"No, Lao Zhao, are you fucking constipated?"

Seeing the strange expression on Zhao Weike's face, Sherlock subconsciously asked him a question. Zhao Weike, however, didn't pay attention to Sherlock's teasing and continued to look at Sherlock with an expression that seemed to indicate he was constipated. After a while, he finally spoke to Sherlock.

"Sherlock, you need to make sure you stay calm later."

???

Upon hearing Zhao Weike's words, three large question marks slowly appeared above Sherlock's head as he looked at Zhao Weike with a puzzled expression.

Zhao Weike's expression, however, was extremely serious, as if he would never reveal anything further without Sherlock giving him a definite answer.

In the end, Sherlock gave in and waved his hand at Zhao Weike with annoyance.

"To be honest, nothing makes me sadder than being blacklisted by the sea."

Faced with Sherlock's explanation, although Zhao Weike did not understand what Sherlock meant by "being blacklisted by the sea," he had at least obtained Sherlock's promise.

After taking a deep breath, Zhao Weike finally spoke.

"Doro went to my house, you know that?"

"Hmmmm~"

"Laura is home too."

"Hmmmm~"

"Laura's condition is not suitable for attending school right now."

"Hmmmm~"

Helen asked me to invite you to my house for dinner.

"Holy shit! Zhao Weike, just say what you want to say, or I'll beat you up!"

Sherlock, who had been repeatedly brushed off with irrelevant remarks by Zhao Weike, finally snapped and roared at him. In response to Sherlock's outburst, Zhao Weike took another deep breath before firing back at Sherlock like a machine gun.

"What I mean is, Helen and I hired a tutor for Laura, the same high school student Peter Parker that Anna and Mindy tutored back then, and Doro just walked into my house in her magical girl form..."

Zhao Weike stopped abruptly at this point, not because he didn't want to continue, but because he was afraid that continuing would lead to someone's death.

After realizing why Zhao Weike had been stammering and not saying anything for so long, Sherlock on the other side lowered his head and hugged his fishing rod without saying a word, just like a volcano about to erupt.

"Sherlock, are you alright? You promised me you would stay calm."

Faced with Zhao Weike's question, Sherlock's face turned as black as the bottom of a pot. He stood up abruptly, snapped the fishing rod in his hand, and his eyes burned with raging anger.

"Fuck you? That Parker is a total jerk!"

Chapter 561 Sherlock vs. the Avengers (Part 1)

"Screw monkeys! Screw monkeys! Screw monkeys! Mr. Sherlock, stop chasing! I swear I have no strange thoughts about Doro. I was just stunned by the sight of someone so beautiful for the first time. I swear!"

"Beautiful? Stunned? Holy crap! You idiot Parker! Even if God came today, you'd be turned into pieces and sent back home!!!"

"My name is Peter Parker, not some 'bitch-like' Parker! Mr. Sherlock! Let me go!!!"

On the streets of Sherlock's neighborhood, Spider-Man was running away frantically. It's no exaggeration to say that, aside from not being able to use his webs because he wasn't wearing his suit, Spider-Man had used all of his Spider-Man abilities to escape.

That guy displayed extraordinary skill with every nimble move!

As for why this is the case?

Then we must mention Sherlock, who was standing behind Spider-Man at this moment, his body crackling with crimson lightning, holding a chainsaw transformed from a spear, his eyes glowing red, looking like a demon from hell, clinging tightly to Spider-Man's back.

Ten minutes ago, the moment Sherlock uttered "Fuck you? You bastard Parker!", Zhao Weike knew things were going to get messed up.

Sure enough, after Sherlock shouted those words, his entire body flashed with blue light and disappeared from sight in an instant, followed by all sorts of sounds coming from his house next door.

The sound of plates shattering, shouts, and gunshots mingled into a chaotic symphony. By the time Zhao Weike rushed back, before he could even open the door, his front door was smashed to pieces from the inside, leaving him in disbelief.

Peter Parker, whom she had hired as Laura's tutor, rushed out of the door in a terrified state, followed closely by Sherlock, who had transformed into a hellish demon.

As the two darted away from Zhao Weike like the wind, Zhao Weike was able to see the state of his home through the now shattered door.

How can I describe it? It's like a tornado suddenly appeared in your own home.

When Helen, still shaken, carried Doro and led Laura out of the house that looked like it had been ravaged by a tornado, and saw Zhao Weike, the fear on her face instantly turned into anger, and without saying a word, she kicked Zhao Weike.

"I told you to call Sherlock for dinner, what exactly did you say to Sherlock?"

Upon hearing Helen's words, Zhao Weike looked at Laura, who was tugging at Helen's clothes and staring curiously at the battlefield where Spider-Man and Sherlock were, with a wronged expression.

Doro, now back to normal, nestled in Helen's arms, laughing heartlessly at the mad Sherlock and even clapping, said nothing, yet it was as if he had said everything.

Helen glanced at Zhao Weike, then at the aggrieved expression on his face, and then turned her gaze to Sherlock, who was currently chasing Spider-Man.

Finally, Helen covered her face with her hands, looking helpless, and said to Zhao Weike.

"Call for reinforcements. It's obvious that the situation is beyond our control."

Upon hearing Helen's words, Zhao Weike quickly pulled out his phone and almost instinctively dialed 911, but paused for a moment before making the call.

He glanced at the battlefield again, decisively closed the dialer, opened the Avengers' internal communication group, took a short video and sent it, requesting the Avengers' support.

Given Sherlock's current condition, Zhao Weike felt that even if the NYPD really came, Sherlock could still bite Spider-Man to death, even though Spider-Man was already in pieces when he arrived.

Tony was undoubtedly the fastest to respond to Zhao Weike's request for help.

Seeing that Sherlock had caught up with Spider-Man, he swung his chainsaw at Spider-Man's neck, but the silly Spider-Man didn't even have time to react.

Tony descended from the sky in his armor, using the armor on his arm to withstand Sherlock's chainsaw. Amidst the sparks from the friction between the chainsaw and the armor, Tony roared at Sherlock with all his might.

"Wake up, Sherlock, it's Tony!"

However, Sherlock, who had completely lost his mind, didn't care about anything else and kicked Tony directly in the chest.

With the massive enhancement to physical attributes from Human Transmutation, Sherlock's kick sent Tony flying, scattering Spider-Man behind him as well, the two tumbling into a heap.

Even so, Sherlock showed no sign of stopping. His chainsaw spun continuously, drawing blinding sparks on the ground as he walked step by step toward Tony and Spider-Man.

His appearance lacked any semblance of justice; instead, it exuded the oppressive aura of a chainsaw-wielding maniac on a rainy night.

Just as Sherlock was about to approach Tony and Spider-Man, another figure rushed out of the shadows. Captain America didn't even have time to put on his helmet before he used his shield to knock Sherlock away.

After knocking Sherlock away, the captain finally had time to turn around and pull Tony up. He raised his shield again and aimed it at Sherlock, watching Sherlock slowly get up from the ground warily as he yelled at Tony.

"What's going on? What's wrong with Sherlock? Is he possessed? Or is he being controlled?"

"Don't ask me, I just got here too!"

Tony, covered in dust and dirt, got up from the ground and said irritably to the captain. The moment he got up, Tony's palm cannon was aimed at Sherlock.

Sherlock, however, did not react. He got up in an extremely strange posture and swung the chainsaw in his hand, using it as a longsword.

After exhaling, Sherlock charged towards the three of them again, brandishing his chainsaw like a wild beast.

At this point, Spider-Man was almost scared out of his wits by Sherlock. Fortunately, Tony and Captain America were quite resilient. Seeing Sherlock charging at them again, Tony fired a palm-shot at Sherlock without saying a word.

Meanwhile, Sherlock, facing Tony's Palm Cannon, swung his chainsaw around, and with a roar of the motor, the chainsaw, used by Sherlock as a longsword, struck Tony's Palm Cannon squarely.

Almost instantly, the pure energy attack of the Palm Cannon was shattered into pieces by the chainsaw transformed from Sherlock's spear, and even exploded in the end.

As the smoke and dust engulfed Sherlock's figure, both Captain America and Tony watched the dust warily, preparing for a sudden attack from Sherlock.

Despite both of them being extremely wary of Sherlock, it was clear that both Captain America and Tony underestimated him.

Before the smoke and dust had even cleared, a scarlet whip as thick as a sausage shot out from the smoke and dust at an incredible speed, almost instantly wrapping around Tony's arm.

Holy crap!

The sudden change only allowed Tony to let out a scream, leaving him no time to make any attempt to save himself. The whip delivered a tremendous force, pulling Tony directly into the dust cloud.

Chapter 562 Sherlock vs. the Avengers (Part 2)

Thud! Thud! Ah!!! Squeak~

As Tony's figure was pulled into the smoke and dust, a sound of metal being struck could be heard from within the lingering smoke and dust, accompanied by Tony's screams and the sound of metal tearing apart.

The captain, holding the shield, dared not make any rash moves in the face of such a bizarre situation, and even the little spider's expression became more terrified.

Honestly, the scene before me was far too similar to a scene from a classic American psychological horror movie that could cause childhood trauma.

The eerie, persistent smoke seemed to conceal some indescribable monster, making people dare not set foot inside.

The captain and Spider-Man swallowed hard as they looked at the cloud of smoke. Spider-Man tried to get up from the ground several times, but his legs gave way and he fell back down.

"You brat, what on earth did you do to offend that damned living devil?"

"I don't know, sir. I swear I don't know! I only glanced at Doro, that's all!"

Upon hearing Spider-Man's explanation, the captain looked at Spider-Man with the expression of an old man on the subway, giving him a completely incomprehensible look.

No, doro?

However, before the captain could ask for details about what was going on, a loud bang came from within the smoke and dust.

With a loud bang, the eerie dust finally dissipated. Sherlock stood still, chainsaw in hand, without even moving a step. Tony, who had been dragged into the dust, was now face down and embedded in the roadbed.

That's not the most crucial point. The most crucial point is that Tony's armor from his back to his buttocks completely disappeared without a trace, leaving his bare buttocks and back exposed to everyone.

Seeing this, Captain America and Spider-Man swallowed hard. Spider-Man, in particular, was completely stunned as he watched Sherlock retract his tentacles into his body.

He awkwardly backed up a few steps on his buttocks and pointed at Sherlock, asking the captain standing in front of him.

"Is Mr. Sherlock really not some ancient god reincarnated from Cthulhu?"

"Shut up, brat, are you trying to get yourself killed already?"

Hearing Spider-Man's complaints, Captain America didn't even turn his head. He lowered his voice and scolded Spider-Man, then turned to Sherlock, trying to use words to bring Sherlock back to his senses.

"Sherlock, look, you've already beaten up Tony, so you've vented your anger. No matter what this kid did to you, can you calm down first?"