Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

To be fair, Batman's extensive equipment and powerful fighting skills do indeed match Black Widow's, and Black Widow has a mysterious obsession with being able to pee standing up.

Therefore, Scarlett Johansson offered no resistance whatsoever, and even showed a certain fondness for her.

Sherlock even began to suspect that if it weren't for the tight schedule and heavy workload, Black Widow might not have done the first thing to adapt to her new identity as a man, but rather used her skills as a top succubus to flirt with women and experience the pleasures of being a man.

Hawkeye was just as happy as Black Widow. Perhaps because he had bullied too many honest people before, or perhaps he simply couldn't think of any funny characters who used bows and arrows, Sherlock gave Hawkeye a rather cool new look, which was quite unusual.

Shimada Hanzo!

That's right, it looks like that handsome uncle with a bow and arrow in Overwatch.

Sherlock even went so far as to create a bow and arrow for Hawkeye using alchemy to better fit the character.

Like a regular bow and arrow, this bow and arrow does not prevent Hawkeye from using his various arrows. However, unlike a regular bow and arrow, Sherlock has managed to cram two powerful attacks into this bow and arrow.

That's right, Sherlock has crammed both Genji brothers' ultimate abilities into this bow.

Furthermore, the activation method must be that Hawkeye shouts out the name of the ultimate move in fluent, standard Mandarin.

"A gay guy is unzipping my pants" summons an energy dragon to attack. The attack cannot pass through walls, but it has huge area-of-effect damage.

'Slipping Gold to Open the Asian Pants Chain' summons two energy dragons that wrap around the arrow to attack. The attack range is not large, but it has a powerful penetrating ability.

According to Sherlock's calculations, "A gay guy unzips my pants" would have an energy output roughly equivalent to the explosion of 30 kilograms of TNT, while "A gold digger unzips an Asian pants" would have a penetrating effect equivalent to penetrating 50 centimeters of C30 concrete.

Of course, such powerful abilities come at a cost. The energy Sherlock stores in his bow can provide Hawkeye with the energy for nine dragons. Assuming that area damage consumes one dragon and piercing damage consumes two dragons, Hawkeye can only unleash his ultimate move about three times if used simultaneously.

However, it is obvious that for Hawkeye, using the ultimate move that Sherlock prepared for him is not difficult. The real difficulty is how to pronounce the names of those two ultimate moves in fluent Mandarin, as Sherlock requested!

Hawkeye, in particular, roared at Sherlock in grief and anger after learning the meaning of the two long strings of Chinese characters that Sherlock had given him.

"Do I fucking have to unzip someone's pants?"

Sherlock's answer to this was...

"If you don't like that, I also have Robin who wanders around in a triangular basket, green cape, and red shirt, who would make a perfect partner for Black Widow."

Chapter 573 Explain to me what it means that the second dimension is attacking Hydra!

Faced with Sherlock's almost blatant and even undisguised threat, Hawkeye cowered like a coward, decisively shutting his mouth and running to a corner to practice the damned chain spell that Sherlock had set for his bow and arrow.

Despite his inner turmoil at Sherlock's damned sense of humor, Hawkeye dared not utter a word of complaint under Sherlock's vicious threats.

However, after Sherlock finished his disguise, Hawkeye's resentment vanished completely upon seeing his appearance. In fact, not only Hawkeye, but everyone's resentment towards Sherlock disappeared without a trace.

Especially the captain, who couldn't even keep his own gender, forgot all about his struggle with the length of his skirt armor after seeing Sherlock's appearance. He quietly leaned close to Tony, who had transformed into a Gundam and couldn't even open his visor, and asked him a question.

"Tony, you've seen Sherlock's phone. Tell me honestly, can Sherlock's collection prove that he's actually a Fury fanatic?"

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Faced with the captain's question, a huge question mark slowly appeared on Tony's face.

Seeing Tony tilting his head and seemingly looking confused, the captain started counting on his fingers for Tony.

"Look, Sherlock has transformed into a tentacle monster and a slime, and he's keen on satisfying the fantasies of those weirdos in the community. Now he's even stopped being human. None of his few transformations have been human. Doesn't that prove he likes non-human girls?"

Upon hearing the captain's words, Tony's lips twitched slightly beneath his helmet, and he pointed at Sherlock, retorting to the captain.

"So what do you think he is now?"

"Spider-Man? Crab-Man? Who knows? What's certain is that this thing is definitely not human."

When Captain Tony questioned him, he looked at Sherlock's current state, shrugged, and complained to Tony.

The only response Sherlock gave the captain was four towering middle fingers and an undisguised look of contempt in his eyes.

It's not surprising that the captain would have such a question; it's just that Sherlock's transformation was too incomprehensible, or rather, it was incomprehensible to the 'old folks' present.

Sherlock now sports a head full of pink hair and has become a strange man with four arms and four eyes.

However, if someone in the audience is a fan of anime, it would be easy for them to tell what character Sherlock is actually transforming into.

That's right, it's none other than Ryoumen Sukuna, the biggest villain in the Cursed Chapter who cut Gojo Satoru into 2.5 Gojo Satoru!

As for why Sherlock chose this villainous role, it's actually quite simple: he simply ran out of ideas, or rather, he was out of options.

It's important to know that Sherlock's alchemy, which allows him to manipulate the material world, and his strange and wonderful gadgets have already made him known to various factions around the world.

Even now, if they discover something extraordinary, they immediately investigate whether it came from Sherlock's hands. This shows that he can forget about changing his identity or acquiring alchemy tools.

Going even further, forget about the Langqiang, that versatile weapon, since taking it out is practically the same as revealing one's identity.

Therefore, the only things Sherlock can use are the two Infinity Stones in his possession. Even the Space Stone, which he used once in London, has had its wide-range abilities, such as its domain, temporarily sealed.

Now, the only things facing Sherlock are his two hidden skills: Space Slash and the Reality Stone. Even the black and red particle effects when using the Reality Stone must be carefully erased.

Therefore, after much consideration, Sherlock realized that the only thing he could do was cosplay as Sukuna.

After all, if the power of the Space Slash is slightly reduced, it is not much different from Sukuna's attack method of slashing. At least it is hard to tell without professional equipment. In fact, the black and red particle effects of the Reality Stone can even cosplay Sukuna's domain expansion.

It's no exaggeration to say that, apart from Sukuna, Sherlock really can't think of anyone else he could cosplay.

Of course, Sherlock had no intention of telling these guys present these things. In fact, because of the captain's criticism of him, Sherlock silently abandoned his plan to make a pair of safety shorts for the captain's Wonder Woman.

After all, Sherlock could be said to have taken revenge on the spot, and it was already quite merciful of him not to shorten the captain's skirt armor even more.

After spending about three hours in the basement familiarizing themselves with their equipment and bodies, Sherlock decisively used the Space Stone to teleport everyone to Sokovia.

The moment they landed, everyone except Sherlock launched an attack on the Hydra base in Sokovia, which was located on the hill.

Although this attack lacks the Hulk, a tanky offensive unit, compared to the original comics, the Avengers' current fighting power far surpasses that of the original characters due to Sherlock's equipment.

Even though Sherlock wasn't involved, this was still the case.

The reason why Sherlock did not participate in the fight against Hydra is also very simple: Sherlock's opponent from the beginning was not Hydra, but the Five Good Men!

After his teammates began attacking Hydra's base, Sherlock turned around and unleashed a full-power spatial slash in front of him, carving out a fan-shaped area roughly the size of two football fields in the forest, and then sat down in the center of the circle to wait.

That's right, Sherlock is waiting for Falcon and Rhodes.

As members of the Avengers, the two naturally wouldn't miss any of the Avengers' meetings, so they knew that a 'fixed match' was waiting for them.

What the two didn't know was that their teammate's transformation could be so abstract.

When the Avengers, disguised as the 'Earth Defense Force,' began their attack on the Hydra base, the Five Good Men's team, which was already close to Sokovia, received the news almost immediately.

When the five philanthropists assembled their teams, Falcon and Rhodes, as flying units, were naturally the first to be sent out to scout.

When the two saw the chaotic scene near the Hydra base, both Falcon and Rhodes instinctively fell silent for a moment.

Even more deadly was that when the two reported what they had seen to the respective command centers of the five philanthropists, the number of people who remained silent instantly expanded from two to dozens.

Even the relatively hot-tempered Russian commander, after remaining silent for a while, roared directly at the two of them over the communication channel.

"You better explain to me what the hell you mean by a bunch of comic book characters attacking Hydra's base!"

Chapter 574 Match Fixing

Faced with the hysterical roar of the Russian commander, Rhodes didn't say a word. He simply activated the recording equipment on his armor and recorded a video of about one minute, which he then sent to the command center of the Five Good People.

When the video reached the command center, seeing the chaotic scene of demons dancing wildly in the video, the five virtuous men had no choice but to fall silent and admit that Rod was absolutely right.

Most importantly, it's strange that the battlefield isn't just filled with American comics, but also with Japanese comics.

Of course, the five good men weren't fools. They immediately gathered information on the Avengers, and after finding nothing, the three senior officials directly mobilized their satellite system to scan the battlefield once again.

Seeing the images transmitted back by the satellite that were exactly the same as those sent by Rhodes, the five philanthropists were truly dumbfounded.

The commander on the rabbit's side even began to suspect that the cooks hadn't cooked the mushrooms properly, and refused to believe that what he was seeing was real.

Of course, what the Five Good Men are thinking is not really their concern.

As agreed, after conducting a brief reconnaissance mission in the air, Falcon and Rhodes landed directly in front of Sherlock and assumed a fighting stance.

After all, acting requires a full performance, and they are equipped with recording devices, so it's impossible for them to actually slack off.

"Who are you? Why are you attacking Hydra's base?"

With the idea that he couldn't slack off, Rhodes raised his palm cannon at Sherlock while asking him a question.

Meanwhile, Sherlock was already fully immersed in his role. Seeing Rhodes's hypocritical act, he mentally criticized Rhodes's acting skills while outwardly clicking his tongue in dissatisfaction.

"Tsk! Don't you know who I am? My anime is a global bestseller, and you don't even know who I am? Trash!"

At this point, Sherlock even spat to the side in annoyance before slowly standing up and continuing to speak to Rhodes and Falcon with a look of disdain.

"Earth Defense Legion, do I need to explain why you're doing this? If you don't want to die, get the hell out of here!"

As Sherlock finished speaking, Rhodes and Falcon exchanged a glance, both confirming one thing from each other's eyes.

This wretched thing in front of me, which doesn't look human, is definitely Sherlock Holmes!

Although the two recognized who the guy in front of them was, they became even more wary. After all, if it were someone else, they might have some principles, but with Sherlock, it was really hard to say.

Seeing the two men becoming increasingly wary, Sherlock paused for a moment, then a sinister smile appeared on his face. After stretching his body, he continued speaking to them with an arrogant grin.

"Looks like you really want to die! In that case, I'll grant your wish!"

After saying this, Sherlock stretched out two fingers and drew a line in Rhodes' direction. The word "resolve" came out of Sherlock's mouth, and a huge hole suddenly appeared on Rhodes' armor.

There were no special effects at all, and not even the traces of the attack were visible, which startled both Rhodes and Falcon. Their reactions were almost synchronized, and they took off and flew upwards without any hesitation.

As the two took off, the five philanthropists, who had watched the entire process through the recording devices on their bodies, provided Sherlock with information.

"Falcon, War Machine, this is the Rabbit Command Center. The enemy you are facing is called Ryomen Sukuna, a character from the Japanese anime Jujutsu Kaisen. He is a villain, and his ability can be summarized as slashing!"

The first is a normal slash that can be fired in rapid succession and in multiple strikes, possessing immense destructive power. The second is a powerful slash that requires physical contact to activate, capable of killing with a single blow…

A young male god rang out on the communication channel and began explaining the abilities of Su Nuo, played by Sherlock, to the two of them.

However, it was obvious that neither Falcon nor Rhodey had any interest in hearing what other abilities Sherlock's disguise had. Rhodey, while checking the damage to his armor, roared into the communication.

"Stop! Just tell me what this thing's weaknesses are!"

However, to Rhodes' surprise, when faced with his question, the young male voice on the other end of the communication paused for a moment before speaking to Rhodes with a hint of uncertainty.

"A mysterious farmhouse?"

Rhodes: ?

Falcon: ?