Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

He was extremely arrogant throughout, without even a hint of restraint, to the point that Sherlock began to regret why Ryomen Sukuna only had four arms instead of more.

What? You mean Sherlock just ran into someone's command post, beat up the commander, and caused a huge scene without anyone stopping him?

Don't be ridiculous. Just now, this guy was standing in the very center of the battlefield, playing with the cannonballs and bullets like he was playing Fruit Ninja. Do you expect these heartless maggots to have the same 'fire at me' spirit as the Chinese side?

Grandma!

Soldiers can be consumables or supplies, but when it comes to officials, all they can do is chuckle and call it a day.

Anyone who has watched Prison A's live stream should know what kind of mess the US military is in. Under the policy of separating officers and soldiers, those ordinary soldiers who are just consumables have absolutely no reason to run back to save their commanders.

So much so that Sherlock went on a rampage in the command center for nearly five minutes, and not a single person dared to rush in and stop him.

Many people even stood at the tent entrance after realizing Sherlock wouldn't chase after them, watching the spectacle with the mindset of "what's the point of risking your life for a few thousand dollars a month?"

After Sherlock unleashed a full set of "Give Me Back My Beauty Punch" on the American command post, he was finally satisfied and used the Space Stone to jump to the location he had arranged to meet Black Widow.

Upon appearing, Sherlock saw Tony lying on the ground and the Avengers surrounding Tony, all of them wearing indescribable expressions.

When Sherlock saw Tony's injuries, unsurprisingly, the expression on his face became the same indescribable look as everyone around him.

Chapter 577 How Unlucky Can a Person Be?

How unlucky can a person be when they are down on their luck?

To put it simply, Sherlock had always thought that the saying "even drinking cold water gets stuck in your teeth" was an exaggerated metaphor, but after seeing Tony lying on the ground, Sherlock realized that it was absolutely a very real and vivid description.

Sherlock simply couldn't understand why Tony, dressed in Iron Man armor, would be pierced through by a wooden stick about the thickness of a thumb, and most importantly, it pierced Tony's waist.

Even setting aside the wooden stick, which makes no sense from either a physical or logical standpoint, the marks on Tony's body, clearly caused by the lightsaber he himself had given out, were something Sherlock simply couldn't comprehend.

It's impossible that Tony would draw his lightsaber and slash himself three times and six times to prove he's a ruthless character who can even hurt himself, in order to intimidate Hydra, right?

"So, can anyone tell me what exactly happened?"

Looking at the indescribable expressions on the faces of his teammates around him, Sherlock stared at Tony lying on the ground for a long time before finally uttering a thought-provoking question.

While Tony had already dug out a Stark Industries complex from inside his armor with his toes in response to Sherlock's question, he kept his mouth tightly shut.

He couldn't very well tell Sherlock that it was because his armor was so powerful, capable of anything, that he had fought his way in and out of Hydra seven times, which had made him so arrogant that he felt invincible.

Upon discovering his armor and a set of armored cavalry systems, he couldn't help but activate them. However, due to his lack of skill in roller skating, he lost his balance. He instinctively tried to use a set of "turtle sword techniques" but still couldn't regain his balance. In the end, at high speed, he tripped over his own feet and flew off.

And coincidentally, there was a tree trunk in front of them, with a sharp broken branch about the thickness of a thumb on it. The Gundam armor itself had a few gaps, and the abdominal armor, being the main area of ​​movement, had many connections. And coincidentally, their speed was indeed very fast.

Ultimately, a series of coincidences led to the injury of your precious kidney, didn't it?

Tony simply couldn't bring himself to say it. He even felt that if he were to reveal the truth, not only would Sherlock laugh at him for the rest of his life, but the people around him wouldn't let him off the hook either.

There isn't a single good guy in the Avengers!

Seeing Tony lying on the ground pretending to be dead without saying a word, Sherlock could only turn his attention to the people around him. And when faced with Sherlock's gaze, almost everyone had the same kind of confusion.

Captain: "I don't know! I was already inside the base when I heard Tony was injured!"

Black Widow: "I don't know either, I rushed in with the captain!"

Thor: "Don't look at me, I know even less. The whole time I was shattering the darkness with lightning and reaping enemies like crazy with the Lightning Crescent Slash."

Hawkeye: "I don't know either. I was obsessed with unzipping people's pants. By the time I got Tony's message and rushed over, I already saw Tony hugging a big tree in a rather graceful posture."

Captain America, Black Widow, and Thor: "It's truly beautiful!"

Seeing the expressions on the faces of the other four, which were unanimously reminiscent of recalling some hilarious scene but were forced to suppress them to save face for their companions, Sherlock suddenly felt as if he had missed out on a fortune.

Hawkeye, however, didn't let Tony off the hook at all. As if he suddenly remembered something, he pulled a small gadget out of his pocket and handed it to Sherlock.

"Oh right, this is something I found at the scene. I don't know if it's a part from Tony's body, but I kept it just in case."

It was obvious that Hawkeye, who was the first to arrive at the scene, seemed to have some information that no one else knew. Therefore, when Hawkeye took out the so-called part, everyone's eyes were focused on the part in Hawkeye's hand.

However, when everyone saw clearly what the part in Hawkeye's hand was, the expressions on everyone's faces became extremely strange.

Well, the thing Hawkeye was holding was about the size of two one-yuan coins. There was nothing wrong with its size, but what was bad was its shape!

This thing looks like two mini drumsticks hanging below the refills of a water-based pen, which are about the length of two one-yuan coins, and it looks a lot like a certain indescribable part of the body.

Most importantly, this thing is bluish-green, and it's a bright bluish-green!

Seeing what Hawkeye was holding, almost everyone on the scene froze, unsure of what expression to make.

Only Sherlock remained unusually calm. He casually took the thing from Hawkeye's hand, walked over to Tony who was lying on the ground, squatted down, and slapped Tony's groin armor.

As Sherlock moved, Tony's groin armor opened up, and Sherlock casually pressed the gadget onto a base. After it was installed, the gadget spun 360 degrees on the base before Sherlock explained to the Avengers around him.

"This thing is indeed something from Tony's armor. Its official name is 'Hidden Non-Lethal Anesthetic System.' To put it simply, it's just a tranquilizer dart launcher. Consider it a life-saving trump card."

This thing can rotate 360 ​​degrees to lock onto all targets in any direction in front of it; the bright blue color is just to attract attention and make it easier to hit.

Despite Sherlock's earnestness and well-reasoned explanation, for some reason, almost everyone present couldn't help but laugh as they watched the thing being restored to its original state.

"It's okay, small ones are cute too."

Especially after Black Widow delivered the final blow with Batman's somber, husky voice, the scene went completely out of control, and laughter spread like wildfire.

Only Tony, the victim, couldn't laugh. He even considered having his armor self-destruct, taking all the bastards with him to the sky.

Fortunately, the laughter didn't last long. After laughing for a while, Sherlock waved his hand and said to Tony, who was lying on the ground pretending to be dead.

"Alright, alright, it was just a joke, Tony, don't be so serious. I can heal this little injury in no time with my alchemy. I can even make you a stronger kidney if you want..."

"No! Absolutely not! I'm warning you, don't you dare touch my kidneys!"

Sherlock was interrupted by Tony's roar before he could finish speaking. After all, it concerned his kidneys, and Tony really didn't dare to continue pretending to be dead. Did he really want Sherlock to get involved?

Who knows what damn shape his kidneys will end up in? Looking at the whole world, if there's anyone who's most wary of Sherlock, it's probably none other than Tony.

Of course, Tony is the one who has the least tricks up his sleeve when it comes to Sherlock.

Chapter 578 Is Tony keeping a mistress?

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Upon hearing Tony's roar, a huge question mark appeared above Sherlock's head as he stared at Tony in astonishment.

Not only Sherlock, but the other Avengers also looked at Tony in surprise. After all, under Sherlock's influence, the Avengers were no longer the ignorant foreigners they used to be. The importance of kidneys is irreplaceable, even from the perspective of Western medicine.

Although everyone present could roughly guess Tony's reason for refusing Sherlock's treatment, there was a time limit. Even if he didn't want Sherlock to handle it, he could have let the meat chew on it!

“Tony…”

Just as the captain was about to try and persuade Tony, Tony completely ignored him and rattled off a series of coordinates to Sherlock.

"Sherlock, take me here! Straight to the point, and don't let that damned giant manta ray show itself!"

Tony was very firm, refusing not only Sherlock's treatment but also Meatball's.

Sherlock raised an eyebrow at this, but did not refuse Tony. He wanted to see what Tony was really up to.

He activated the Space Stone, teleporting everyone to the coordinates Tony had provided.

To Sherlock's surprise, the coordinates Tony provided led to a spotless, sterile room. The room was completely empty, without a single decoration.

The moment Tony reappeared there, he breathed a sigh of relief and said to Sherlock.

"Please restore it to its original state. This is my territory, there won't be any problems."

Hearing Tony's words, Sherlock, despite being full of questions, still followed Tony's instructions and retrieved everyone's suits, except for Black Widow's. After all, Black Widow insisted on only retrieving Batman's suit, as she wanted to maintain Batman's image and could change back when they returned to New York.

Sherlock had no objection to this.

Just as Sherlock had restored everyone to their original identities, and before they even had a chance to change clothes—Captain America was still wearing Wonder Woman's short skirt—the door to the sterile room was suddenly opened.

An Asian woman rushed in, leading a team of people in white coats who looked like doctors.

When the woman rushed in and saw Tony lying on the ground with a piece of wood stuck in his waist, she seemed even more nervous than Pepper Potts, and mumbled something to the group of doctors around her.

The group acted quickly, lifting Tony onto a stretcher, and then the woman began to speak to Tony in English, explaining the data.

Because of their accents, and because the two spoke so fast and used such technical language, no one present could understand what they were saying. Tony was then hurriedly pushed out by the woman and her men.

Throughout the entire process, neither the woman nor Tony uttered a single unnecessary word, nor even a single explanation. The group of people simply vanished from everyone's sight once again in a flurry of activity.

This scene left everyone on the scene dumbfounded, especially Captain America and Black Widow. Captain America even forgot to take off his ridiculously short-skirted armor for a moment, and stood there frozen for a while before stiffly turning to look at Sherlock and Black Widow.

"This isn't Tony's... um... you know what I'm going to say..."

The captain couldn't even think of any adjectives to describe the woman who was so anxious about Tony's injury and the current situation.

After hearing the captain's words, Black Widow's lips twitched slightly, and she rubbed her temples with a headache before answering the captain's question.

"I think what's really bothering us right now is whether Pepper knows about this! And also, where exactly are we, Sherlock?"

"Little Xiba!"

Compared to the bewildered Captain America and Black Widow, the slightly embarrassed Hawkeye, and the completely bewildered Thor with a face full of curiosity, Sherlock's performance was relatively calm.

After all, the moment Sherlock saw the woman, he roughly knew where he was and why the woman was so nervous.

It wasn't as sordid as Scarlett Johansson and Captain America thought. The reason that woman was so nervous was simply because she was afraid that her lab's biggest financial backer had died and no one would sponsor her anymore.

As for the woman's identity, if Sherlock is not mistaken, that woman is Tony's nanotechnology partner, Ultron's mother, Helen Zhao!

The reason why Tony insisted on coming here for treatment instead of relying on Sherlock is actually quite simple.

God knows how hard Tony worked to stop being that damned manta ray's chewing gum and to stop being tormented by Sherlock.

Yes, Tony has been devoting most of his energy to nanotechnology research with Dr. Helen Zhao recently. After completing his unmanned steel rescue team, this has become the top priority on Tony's schedule.

It's important to know that after Tony saw the so-called nanotechnology in the interstellar technology Sherlock gave him, Tony became obsessed with it, a fact Sherlock knew from the beginning.

Nanotechnology is not considered a high-tech technology among interstellar civilizations, or rather, it is not considered a top priority by interstellar civilizations. Its development has only progressed to the medical and emergency stages and has not progressed further.

Because nanotechnology has a fatal weakness in interstellar environments.

crisp!

Although this technology is quite versatile, its fragile physical connection makes it less important in an interstellar environment.

But that's exactly the kind of all-rounder Tony wants.

After all, Tony's needs for his armor are constantly changing, which is the main reason why Tony's armor keeps getting more and more numerous and even increasingly bulky.

Nanotechnology can perfectly compensate for all of the above shortcomings. In fact, for Tony, nanotechnology can completely simulate almost all the technology of his existing armor.