Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

The 'surprise' and 'question' on Sister Hua's face were just right, so fake that it was completely natural. Even though her eyes were smiling into crescent moons, it couldn't hide the gloating in her eyes.

Watching Sister Hua's performance, Sherlock instantly realized that everything connected with the girl's reaction, the huge humiliation he had suffered, and the fact that he had earned the title of "scumbag" for the first time in both his lives!

Sherlock knew that during the few days he was away, only Sister Hua could borrow his identity. If this matter had nothing to do with Sister Hua, Sherlock's mother would have used alchemy to sacrifice his family heirloom to the heavens on the spot!

"Unohana Yachiru! You'd better give me a perfect explanation!"

Sherlock covered his face, gritted his teeth, and said fiercely to Sister Hua. On the contrary, Sister Hua's smile vanished instantly after hearing Sherlock's words. In an instant, she switched from being a gentle older sister to the disguise of the great villain Yachiru from a thousand years ago.

"Ok?"

"!!!"

Ten minutes later, in Sherlock's living room, Hana changed back into Retsu Unohana's vest and sat gently and elegantly on the sofa, sipping a cup of tea with an air of noble elegance.

Opposite Sister Hua, Zhen Rou Sao lay quietly, holding Sherlock in his mouth. Sherlock's head, the only part of his head visible outside Rou Sao's mouth, was covered in colorful wounds, yet it couldn't hide the fawning look on his face.

"Um, Sister Hua, let me sort this out. So, you mean Helen and Pepper were always telling you they were worried I'd end up alone, so you figured out that you used my identity to pick up a bunch of girls for me? Is that what you mean?"

After hearing Sherlock's words, Sister Hua smiled gently and nodded at Sherlock before speaking to him.

"Not only that, because you always seem to be talking about tentacle monsters or slimes, I've also talked to some men for you. I even have 01, and a few Nana girls too. After all, I really don't know your preferences, do I?"

"Amino..."

"Ok?"

"..."

If Sherlock had been able to tolerate Hua Jie using her identity to become a scumbag before, at most she would just be labeled a scumbag, which wouldn't have mattered to him. But when he heard that Hua Jie had even slept with men, Sherlock truly broke down.

However, before Sherlock could even utter a curse, a sharp glare from Sister Hua silenced him completely.

With only his head remaining, Sherlock took several deep breaths before he could barely control his emotions. However, Sister Hua on the other side had no intention of letting Sherlock off the hook.

Seeing that Sherlock's face was turning red, Sister Hua's smile deepened. She pulled out a stack of photos that looked like a deck of cards from somewhere, and with extremely skillful hands, she unfolded them and picked out two to place in front of Sherlock.

"Go meet these two girls tomorrow. This one is Tiffany Daniels, who can be considered the daughter of a powerful family. She has influence in both the legitimate and underworld circles in the United States."

Although she is a bit assertive, in my opinion, she is able to control your messy personality just right, and her private life is quite clean. She can be considered a well-known strong woman in the circle of the powerful and wealthy.

This is Anya Taylor-Joy, a confident, sunny, and even slightly naive girl. Compared to Tiffany, Anya may not have the same family background, but she is far more beautiful and has a better figure. Moreover, Anya is an actress, so she is quite a good match for you.

It's just a pity about Catherine. In my opinion, Catherine is the perfect match for you—gentle, intelligent, generous, and equally adept in public and domestic life. The only problem is that her intuition is just too accurate; you couldn't hide anything from her.

At this point, Sister Hua paused, then drew a few more cards from her 'hand' and spread them out in front of Sherlock before continuing.

"Of course, if you don't like girls, there are men here too. This is Braden Chandler, who is a 1. This is Sebastian Shepard, who is a 0. And this is Hui Nai, Xiao Lan Hua, Yuan Yuan, and Shan Zhu Tai Bai. These are all effeminate men."

"Hmm, this last one won't work. It seems the person is already married, and their 'burning' energy is too much; it's not suitable."

As Sister Hua spoke, she put away the last so-called photo of the wild boar Taibai. As for Sherlock, he was now truly a little red-hot.

Seriously, Sherlock can tolerate being a scumbag, but he absolutely can't stand the reputation of being an omnidirectional plug!

What earth-shattering things did Sister Hua do, using her identity as a cover?!

"卯..."

After holding back for so long, Sherlock finally broke down and was about to have a serious argument with Sister Hua about his reputation when he looked up and saw Sister Hua's murderous glare.

"Don't……"

The moment Sherlock saw the glare in Hua Jie's eyes, it was as if he had been doused with a bucket of cold water. He instantly sobered up and tried to stop Hua Jie, but it was clearly too late.

Before Sherlock could even finish speaking, the meat-eater sucked him back in. Of course, Sherlock was unwilling to give up so easily, and struggled to force his head out of the meat-eater's mouth once again.

"stop……"

She had barely uttered a word before being sucked back into the mouth by Meatball. On the other hand, Sister Hua, after hearing Sherlock's words, glanced in Meatball's direction before smiling and speaking to him.

"Sweetie, didn't you hear our customer telling you not to stop? It seems the customer is very dissatisfied with your service, little cutie~"

Real meat! :(*｀ω)

Faced with Hua Jie's words, which were neither a joke nor a threat, Rou Se silently increased his strength.

Chapter 584 Sister Hua's Hardcore Pressure to Get Married (Part 2)

Ten minutes later, when Sherlock's head was spat out by the real meat again, Sherlock had lost all color, and even the glimmer of light in his eyes had vanished without a trace.

God knows what Sherlock's mother went through in those ten minutes!

Compared to his own fake meat shovel, Sister Hua's real meat shovel was definitely the genuine article, and she played with it even more skillfully! Damn it, this unlucky thing actually treated Sherlock like an ice pop and was sucking on it!

No, it's even worse than eating an ice pop. This is exactly how the goddess of wisdom, Aqua, reacted when she encountered that damned giant man-eating frog!

Sherlock went in and out of that damn manta ray's big mouth for over ten minutes!

At first, Sherlock had a little bit of resistance, but after less than three minutes, he had no more resistance left and became indifferent.

Of course, Sherlock's will to survive is also subtly present.

Honestly, no wonder Sister Hua's meat grinder is the real deal. Even if Sherlock was nitpicking, he couldn't have come up with such a treatment method when he was upgrading his fake meat grinder!

However, to be honest, although the process was somewhat physically unacceptable, the authentic treatment was incredibly effective. In less than ten minutes of in-and-out inhalation and exhalation, Sherlock's colorful injuries were completely healed.

Even the skin on her face was as smooth and supple as a peeled egg.

Sherlock finally understood why Tony would rather die than have him heal him, or even his fake flesh-eating creature heal him; it was purely out of empathy.

Seriously, Sherlock's biggest wish right now is probably to let Tony experience Sister Flower's authentic treatment. I'm sure after Tony experiences it, he will definitely no longer reject his pirated meat.

Given the choice between popsicles and chewing gum, I'm confident Tony will make the right choice.

Looking at Sherlock, who had lost all color, Sister Hua approached Sherlock's head, which had just been spat out by the meat shovel, with an extremely gentle smile. She gently stroked Sherlock's cheek before asking him a question.

"So, Sherlock, would you like to meet your blind date?"

"I……"

Faced with Sister Hua's question, Sherlock hesitated for only a moment. The next second, Sister Hua's gentle expression turned cold, and a new round of swallowing and spitting began.

"Yamete Daddy～～～～"

For a moment, the entire room was filled with Sherlock's intermittent screams.

Another ten minutes passed, and this time, before Sister Hua could even ask, Sherlock looked at Sister Hua, who was sitting on the sofa with a half-smile, with an expression as firm as if he were about to join the Party.

"Go, if the dog won't go, I will! Sister Hua, I love blind dates! Even if the sky falls tomorrow, nothing can stop me from going on a blind date!!"

Hearing Sherlock's words, Sister Hua nodded in satisfaction, and then said with a smile.

"In that case, Roushao, you can spend the night sucking on Sherlock. If he makes any moves tonight, don't tell me, just deal with him directly."

Meat slurry: ψ(｀)ψ

Sherlock: (O_o) ? ? ?

"No! No! Sister Hua! I was wrong! Sister Hua! Dad!! Grandpa! Mom! Don't go! Mom!! Please let me go!!!"

After giving her final orders, Sister Hua chuckled, picked up her teacup, and walked softly upstairs to her room, completely ignoring Sherlock's pitiful pleas for mercy behind her.

The next morning, a high-quality human male version of Sherlock appeared at home, his hair styled like an adult licked by a cow, and sporting a standard eight-toothed pseudo-human smile.

Helen from next door also rushed over, but when she saw Sherlock's fake human appearance as a high-quality human male, Helen shuddered and then went to Sister Hua's side and whispered to her, "What do you mean by that?"

"Lie Lie, aren't you going a bit too far? This is a bit excessive, isn't it?"

Faced with Helen's question, Sister Hua simply smiled calmly, gently stepped forward to help Sherlock straighten the collar of his suit, which was so wrinkle-free it was practically uncorrected, before answering Helen's question with a cheerful smile.

"In chaotic times, harsh measures are necessary; in times of serious illness, strong medicine is needed. Don't worry, Helen, there will be absolutely no problems. Trust me, neither Sherlock nor I would want to see any problems arise."

Moreover, if there really is a problem…

Hua Jie didn't finish her sentence; she merely glanced subtly at the knife hanging at her waist in front of Sherlock.

Upon seeing Sister Hua's subtle actions, Sherlock shuddered violently. He didn't say a word, but simply tried to make his smile even more perfect.

Seeing that Sherlock did not refute, Helen stared suspiciously at Sister Flower and Sherlock for a while before letting out a helpless sigh.

Just as I was about to say something, a car horn sounded outside the door.

Helen, who was closer to the gate, opened it and saw a custom-made extended Rolls-Royce parked in front of Sherlock's house. Leaning against the back door was a short-haired woman wearing a pure white suit, smoking a cigarette, and sporting a large arm tattoo.

(Something like this?)

Helen was stunned for a moment when she saw the short-haired woman exuding murderous intent. She turned around and looked in the direction of Sister Hua inside the house with a look of astonishment. Her eyes clearly conveyed the same meaning.

"You call this some kind of 'rich heiress'? She's just a pure gangster's daughter!"

Faced with Helen's astonishment, Sister Hua simply gave Helen a calm look and led Sherlock to the short-haired woman who was presumably Tiffany Daniels with a gentle smile.

The two acted as if it were a transaction. Sister Hua gently placed Sherlock's hand in the short-haired woman's hand, then took a small step back, smiling as she watched the short-haired woman pull Sherlock's hand into the extended Rolls-Royce and close the door.

Watching Sherlock being taken away by that short-haired woman exuding murderous intent, Helen had a strange feeling that this wasn't a blind date, but rather a human trafficking scheme.

Still worried, Helen moved closer to Sister Hua again and asked her once more to confirm.

"Lie Lie, are you really sure this is the kind of temperament a powerful heiress with connections in both the legitimate and underworld circles should have?"

"Of course, she's just an ordinary little girl, at most she can be considered to have a bit of a personality. Don't worry too much, there's nothing wrong with her."

Sister Hua answered with great certainty, but what Helen didn't know was that compared to Sister Hua, this Miss Tiffany was indeed 'ordinary'.

You have to understand that for Sister Hana, who is comparable to a demon, even the heinous crime of murder is nothing more than a child's game in her eyes.

Chapter 585 Sherlock's Date A Live 1 (Tiffany's Arc)

Sherlock, of course, had no idea that he had been tricked by Sister Hua in a strange and inexplicable way.

At this moment, Sherlock still maintained a fake smile while sitting in the car, and he was as still as a fashion mannequin in a shopping mall.

This situation drew frequent glances from Tiffany, who seemed to have thought of something after a long while. A playful smile appeared on her face, and after changing the destination on the tablet beside her, her smile became even brighter.

Upon receiving the new navigation command, the driver in the driver's seat did not hesitate at all, turning the steering wheel and starting to drive towards the destination outside the city.

According to the original plan, Sherlock and Tiffany were supposed to have a date at a private club in the city center that was not open to the public. Although the route had changed slightly, Sherlock had no intention of objecting.