Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life

What they wanted was for one film to give the two of them the top-tier industry treatment afforded to Kato-sensei, Tony-sensei, and Child Emperor.

The production company was stunned when they heard Sherlock's request, and even doubted whether he was joking. But when they saw the long string of zeros in the account, the entire production company was in an uproar.

Even though the project had only just begun, they were already shouting out the industry's top slogans.

Does this sound like a good thing? Well, that's where the problem lies!

Damn it, Sherlock brought two alchemical dolls with him when he arrived! Using Dr. Zola's consciousness uploading technology, Sherlock's plan was to copy the consciousness of Falcon and Rhodes into these alchemical dolls, which could only last for 24 hours.

Then, these two alchemical puppets were used to replace Falcon and Rhodes in the film's production.

What's even more infuriating is that the memories and perceptions of these two alchemical dolls are completely unrelated to the original consciousness.

In other words, Falcon and Rhodes didn't enjoy any of the good fortune, and even got a black mark on their record when the film was released! How could those two not be furious?

Faced with the resistance of these two, Sherlock simply uttered a single sentence.

"The alchemical puppets have limited capabilities and cannot handle too many complex problems. If you have better solutions, I welcome your suggestions!"

With just one sentence, Falcon and Rhodes fell silent.

Seeing that the two looked like wilted eggplants, Sherlock didn't let them go and immediately added another blow.

“If you’re still angry, why don’t you just go back and beat Tony up after this is all over? After all, he’s the one who caused this mess, and I’m the one who’s cleaning up his mess.”

One sentence successfully ignited the two men's anger towards Tony, while Tony, who was frantically searching for Ultron, had no idea that on the other side of the earth, he was already being resented by his two teammates.

The good news is that after Falcon and Rhodes had been cursing Tony for half an hour, they finally reluctantly agreed to Sherlock's plan.

The bad news is that Falcon and Rhodes seem to have already foreseen the kind of ridicule they will face in the future.

The good news amidst the bad news is that Sherlock promises the alchemical puppet can absolutely take on five opponents at once, continuously defeating at least five teachers and showcasing their prowess. Furthermore, the entire film is completely unedited, which at least offers some consolation to their deeply wounded hearts.

Chapter 600 The Grand Show Begins 1

Around 6 PM Tokyo time.

In the Shibuya district, at the most famous intersection, which even appeared in the movie Resident Evil 3, a loud explosion resounded through the sky in one of the most bustling commercial buildings.

Almost instantly after the explosion, the crowd that had been bustling at the traffic lights below erupted into chaos, with countless people screaming and fleeing for their lives, and the scene descended into disorder.

In the chaos, a figure over 2 meters tall burst out of the explosion and almost instantly crashed into the very center of the most famous intersection, kicking up a cloud of dust.

Meanwhile, on the other side, atop the exploded building, a massive crescent-shaped slash ignored the four raging flames and flew out from the already exploded building, almost instantly severing the outer walls of the opposite and rear buildings before dissipating into the air.

The sound of the building collapsing, combined with the screams and wails of the crowd, instantly became the most tragic background music at the scene.

Immediately following behind was a Gundam that rushed out of the building, a Gundam that the Five Good Men were quite familiar with, the one that had appeared in the Battle of Sokovia.

However, unlike their unstoppable dominance in Sokovia, the once invincible Strike Freedom was now in a truly pathetic state.

The device behind him, which resembled an eight-winged angel, had long since shattered, the entire break smooth and even sparking with electricity.

Before the Gundam could even adjust its position in mid-air, a small Meow Hammer slammed into its back, knocking it directly into the ground.

Amidst the deafening roar of the Gundam being slammed into the ground, two figures, one large and one small, calmly emerged from the now-inferno building, hovering peacefully in mid-air as if something in the air was holding them back.

Sister Hua, with her long hair flowing freely, stood in mid-air, holding a long sword and staring coldly at the lingering smoke and dust below.

On Hana's shoulder, Doro, transformed into Mini Thor, sat happily. With a casual wave of his hand, Mini Meow Hammer flew back into his hand from the dust on the ground.

At the intersection not far away, a young man with white hair, wearing a high school uniform for sorcery and a black eye patch, suddenly appeared not far from the still-lingering cloud of smoke.

He looked up at Sister Hua, who was standing in mid-air, with an extremely frivolous gaze.

"Oh dear~ Oh dear~ Senior is still so cold, isn't this going a bit too far?"

Before the words had even finished, a massive slash was sent hurtling towards the suddenly appearing figure. However, the figure didn't even flinch in the face of the massive slash, simply standing with his hands in his pockets and a flippant smile on his face as he watched the massive slash hurtling toward him.

The strike, which was originally capable of cleaving a building in two, was abruptly halted in front of the blindfolded young man. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't advance an inch and could only helplessly dissipate in mid-air.

Seeing that her attack had failed, the woman standing in mid-air with a long sword was not annoyed. She simply spoke coldly to the frivolous figure.

"Gojo Satoru, don't provoke me! Remember, your only responsibility is to supervise! If there are any problems with our cleanup team, you can only go back and report. You are not allowed to take action on the spot."

"Oh dear~ Yachiru-senpai, don't be so serious. After all, we're comrades, aren't we?"

Despite Hana's warning, Gojo Satoru didn't care. Instead, he looked at Hana, who was standing in mid-air, with a smile and said in a very flippant manner. Meanwhile, on the side of the street, which was already deserted, a handsome man was wearing a trench coat and leaning against the wall smoking.

All the actors from the entire play were present on set, but it was clear that it wasn't time for Constantine, played by Zhao Weike, to make his move yet. Therefore, Zhao Weike simply leaned against the wall and smoked, seemingly oblivious to the chaos unfolding around him.

Hua Jie and Sherlock, who play Gojo Satoru, seem to genuinely not see Constantine, who is played by Zhao Weike.

"Heh, I don't think what I've done is enough to warrant the Prophet sending out a purge team, is it?"

Before the verbal battle between Gojo Satoru and Hana-nee had even ended, an electronic voice interrupted their conversation amidst the dust and smoke beneath Hana-nee's feet.

"Well, who knows? But Strike Freedom, you did break the rules, that's undeniable."

In response to the question from the still-smoke-filled Assault Freedom, Gojo Satoru, standing on the other side, spoke casually to the smoke-filled Assault Freedom, taking one hand out of his pocket and casually pulling out a scepter from thin air.

Anyone who follows world events should know what the scepter in Gojo Satoru's hand is.

It was none other than the scepter Loki held during the Battle of New York!

Of course, what appears here is definitely not the original; it's a replica that Sherlock created for his own acting.

After pulling the scepter out of the void, Gojo Satoru weighed it in his hand before speaking to Strike Freedom, whose figure was gradually emerging from the smoke and dust.

"You shouldn't have gone to study this thing! And you even created that monster behind me!"

As Gojo Satoru spoke, he pointed with his scepter at Ultron lying in the crater behind him. Ultron was motionless, as if it had crashed, but its red eyes were flashing continuously.

In the virtual world, an enormous stream of data is raging across the entire Japanese network.

"I just want to better protect the Earth! This is the responsibility of our Earth Defense Force! I..."

Before the Strike Freedom could finish speaking, a massive slash accompanied by a chilling voice rang out above its head.

"Protecting the Earth is our responsibility, but it's not just one person's responsibility. You're too arrogant."

Faced with the massive slash that was about to cleave it in two, the Assault Freedom seemed to be stunned, standing frozen in place without even moving.

In fact, 'Strike Freedom' was truly terrified. When Rhodes, inside that Gundam armor, saw that massive slash, he was completely bewildered.

This is what you call acting?

Rhodes had no doubt that the woman who followed Sherlock to Japan really wanted to kill him right there!

Just as the massive slash was hurtling towards him, a flippant voice rang out.

"Warlock Reversal!"

As the sound rang out, a red ball of light collided directly with the massive slash, and almost instantly perished along with it.

However, the situation on the battlefield did not ease as a result of this unexpected event; on the contrary, it became even more tense.

Standing in mid-air, Sister Hana looked down at Gojo Satoru with eyes so cold they could freeze into ice, and questioned him in a voice devoid of any emotion.

"Gojo Satoru, are you planning to defy the prophet's decision?"

Chapter 601 The Grand Show Begins 2

Faced with Hana's questioning, Gojo Satoru simply tapped his ear with his little finger before speaking to Hana.

"Don't try to intimidate me with your supposed prophecy. I'm from the Department of Justice; I only look at the rules, not the prophecy, even if she's actually my boss!"

Gojo Satoru deflated the pressure from Hana-san with a flippant tone, but it also made Hana-san frown slightly, since the so-called Ministry of Justice that Gojo Satoru, played by Sherlock, was not part of the planned dialogue.

Fortunately, as an old monster who has lived for thousands of years, Sister Hua's adaptability is also online. After realizing that Sherlock, this little rascal, had suddenly cheated, she decisively showed a cold smile on her face.

"Heh, the entire legion knows that the so-called rules are nothing but appendages of power. Gojo Satoru, you're still so naive."

"Well, I really don't want to fight you, senior. It's too much trouble."

Sherlock didn't react to Sister Hua's reply. This impromptu response was just a ploy to confuse the issue, so how Sister Hua answered and what she said were actually unimportant.

Just as the two were locked in a tense standoff, a gunshot suddenly shattered their gaze.

Constantine, who had been ignored by the two, appeared behind the Strike Gundam with a brass cross shotgun. The gunshot just now was Constantine's shot at the Strike Freedom's back.

Normally, Constantine's shotgun shot shouldn't have been able to do any damage to the Strike Freedom, since shotguns can't penetrate even decent body armor, let alone armor.

But what's amazing is that Constantine's shotgun blast actually damaged the Strike Freedom.

Despite being clad in steel armor, the Strike Freedom was taken down by Constantine with a single, easily fired shot, much like an ordinary person.

Seeing the Strike Freedom fall, Gojo Satoru's frivolous smile vanished instantly, his face turning as black as the bottom of a pot. Even though his eyes were covered by a cloth, he still gave the impression of staring intently at Constantine.

Constantine, on the other hand, completely disregarded the gazes of Gojo Satoru and Hana from above. He calmly put away the cross-shaped shotgun, lit a cigarette with a lighter, and then slowly addressed the two people present.

"Don't look at me like that, I won't die! It's just a minor injury to my soul, I'll recover quickly."

As he spoke, Constantine walked over to the fallen Strike Freedom and casually tossed a small, round ball at it. The moment the ball touched Strike Freedom, it seemed as if Strike Freedom was captured by the metal ball and automatically returned to Constantine's hand.

This scene made both Hana, who was standing in mid-air, and Gojo Satoru, who was standing not far from Constantine, look rather unpleasant. After staring at Constantine for a while, Gojo Satoru finally spoke.

"Your dimensional management department has also gotten involved in this matter?"

When confronted with Gojo Satoru's questioning, Constantine simply took a drag of his cigarette before lazily answering Gojo Satoru's question.

"Of course, he is still useful, at least for us guys who deal with enemies from beyond dimensions. So whether it's your Department of Justice or the purge team of some senior, neither of you can touch this guy for the time being."

After saying this, Constantine took another puff of his cigarette, then casually flicked the butt away. Without even glancing at Gojo Satoru or Hana-nee standing in the sky, he left a single sentence, put his hands in his pockets, turned around, and disappeared into the street.

"Don't forget, the Earth Defense Legion's duty is always to deal with external affairs. In other words, things on Earth are not our concern! Your actions have already exceeded the Legion's responsibilities."

I will report this matter to the Prophet through my channels; how the Prophet handles it is no longer my concern.

As Constantine's voice faded, his figure gradually disappeared into the street. When the voice was completely gone, Constantine's figure vanished without a trace.

As Constantine left, Hana, who was standing in mid-air, only glanced at Gojo Satoru standing on the ground before disappearing completely.

Seeing that the two had finished filming, Gojo Satoru let out a whistle in a flippant manner.

Looking at the spot where Sister Hua and Constantine disappeared, he scratched his head helplessly before saying in an annoyed tone.

"We're doomed. It seems things have gotten a bit out of hand. We're in a bit of an awkward situation now."

Before he could finish speaking, Ultron's electronic eyes, which had been lying in the pit, suddenly lit up, and he raised his hand and fired dozens of rockets at Gojo Satoru's back.

A violent explosion rang out, and flames almost instantly engulfed Gojo Satoru, who was standing still with his hands in his pockets.

While Gojo Satoru was engulfed by the explosion, Oku Sakuro climbed out of the pit, his electronic eyes flashing red as he stared intently at Gojo Satoru, who was buried in the blast.